Half-Japanese Native Speaker English Help Desk

2018/01/17(水) 20:02:31.10

I’m half-Japanese, but since I grew up abroad, I can communicate in English fluently. Need any help?

2018/01/17(水) 21:48:56.56

Speak japanese?

2018/01/17(水) 22:03:18.73

>>2
当たり前だろw

2018/01/17(水) 22:19:55.52

We need not you at all. Thank you, good bye.

2018/01/18(木) 04:00:55.38

>>3
Bye.

2018/01/20(土) 12:57:50.23

>>1
SATは何点とった？

2018/02/02(金) 02:28:39.90

HOW DO YOU MAKE YOU?
WHAT DID YOUR PARENTS DO FOR YOU?

2018/06/16(土) 08:01:18.53

英語を誰でも簡単に上達できる方法は、「船山ゴロウの英会話誰でもマスターできるブログ」というブログで見られるらしいよ。ネットとか調べてもいいかもね。

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2019/03/31(日) 15:05:49.97

>>1
Potato Chips,Potato Chips,...,Pizza,Humberger,Hotdogs, and so on.
No, thank you.

2020/03/06(金) 19:54:43.03

泉悌二は地獄へ落ちたようだな

2020/03/06(金) 21:32:23.37

I have a question. I like watching gaming streams and the streamer I watch often
says potato to refer to a poor player or use it as verb as in "I potatoed hard" when he misplayed.
Can I use this expression outside gaming topic like in sports (besides esports) or it's gonna sound
just really awkward?

2020/03/06(金) 23:39:42.30

>>11
You can use it, but it is slang, and not a lot of people outside of gaming communities will get the meaning.

2020/03/07(土) 00:33:56.73

>>12
So if you know it's going to be understood you can use it a bit flexibly.
That's good to know. Thank　you.　(m´･ω･`)m

2020/03/07(土) 13:04:22.94

we skipped a light fandango.
Turned cartwheels 'cross the floor
I was feeling kinda seasick
The crowd called out for more
The room was humming harder
As the ceiling flew away
when we called out for another drink
the water brought a tray

this is the famous song, I don't understand this phrase "we skipped a light fandango.
Turned cartwheels 'cross the floor".
what does this mean, can you tell me?

2020/03/07(土) 20:06:54.76

>>14
"Fandango" is a dance in Spain and Latin America.
A "light fandango" is a light performance of the dance.
"Cartwheel" is a basic movement in gymnastics.
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/cc/Capoeira_animation_auregional.gif
Does that help?

2020/03/07(土) 20:42:39.31

Thank you. I didn't know it was such a dance.
However, what I really wanted to hear was grammar. This text looks strange,
but is it natural for native English speakers?
I'm not sure what it means because it's the first type of text I see.
Is ”'cross” an abbreviation for something?

2020/03/07(土) 20:47:25.96

By the way, the above lyrics are as follows.
White shadow [Procol Harum]
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dHJCAAbAfiM

2020/03/07(土) 23:22:57.72

>>16
The lyrics would be unnatural to say in real life, but here it is natural.
These lyrics are styled after poetic verse, so the grammar is changed to fit.
>Is ”'cross” an abbreviation for something?
Yes, it is short for "across".
Try saying the lyrics out loud, first how they are above, and second replace "cross" with "across".
The first sounds better, which is why it is done that way.

2020/03/08(日) 08:46:37.47

thanks.
I think it's good to learn lyrics as a way to learn English.
I've been studying English for four years and have become quite good at reading
and listening. But since I can't speak at all, I'll concentrate on speaking a bit.
My first thought was to memorize new phrases, but if I remember,
I would forget them after a while. Maybe I will not forget the lyrics.

2021/04/09(金) 08:16:41.57

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2021/04/09(金) 08:37:03.26

>>20
もう終わりなの？
おまえダさすぎｗ

2022/09/03(土) 00:52:41.10

は？

2022/09/19(月) 13:25:27.24

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2023/03/28(火) 07:14:57.79

居酒屋でずっとホッケ突っついてる奴、鳥なの？