バカっぽい英文を書いていくスレ

1名無しさん@英語勉強中 (ワッチョイ 0bc3-5ixi)2018/09/10(月) 23:47:27.76ID:tPxrBo880
Today I am human.

14名無しさん@英語勉強中 (ワッチョイWW 9e33-aTL0)2018/09/12(水) 03:20:56.32ID:KUjEypsJ0
This boy(Japan) grew up and defeat Russian navy in the history.
Fourty years later.

15名無しさん@英語勉強中 (アウアウエー Saf2-zmX4)2018/09/12(水) 04:11:20.39ID:3VCjdxOra
Pat come across Emi on the way.

Pat「Hi Emi! how are you today!?」
Emi「Oh Tom!I'm very fine! And you?」
Pat「I'm fine ,too. By the way, Do you know "lovemaking"? 」
Emi「No. What is it?」
Tom「Umm…,If it is translated into Japanese,it will be (性行).」
Emi「…………I beg your pardon?」
Tom「(性的行為)」
Emi「………………」
Tom「Well…today, I want to have sex with you in that hotal (;´д`)HaHa…
  your breast is so big!!!!!><;」
Emi「……Tom, I have thought until now that you are a honest and pure man. But…」
Tom「Shut up!Shut up!Come with me!」
Emi「Help me, someone!」
Tom「it is no use!HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!<ヽ`∇´>」

i am a king of the world!

17名無しさん@英語勉強中 (スップ Sd7a-zmX4)2018/09/12(水) 18:09:58.13ID:6wDvsT33d
I can't say anything about that, but I can talk to you about it.

18名無しさん@英語勉強中 (スップ Sd7a-zmX4)2018/09/12(水) 18:22:27.96ID:6wDvsT33d
Some groups are listening to and stoling my thoughts receiving radio emitted from my brain.

I'm warnig people of the collective stalking actions but no one can understand me.

19名無しさん@英語勉強中 (ワッチョイ babd-eMuy)2018/09/12(水) 18:41:29.84ID:yi4o6SWx0
There's no perfect human being in the world beside me.

20名無しさん@英語勉強中 (ワッチョイ 57ad-O+me)2018/09/12(水) 19:02:35.03ID:w9GX8D2b0
I'm fucking not able to access FAKKU fucking. Why the fuck do they fucking leave us out in the fucking cold?

21名無しさん@英語勉強中 (ワッチョイW e310-dOdB)2018/09/12(水) 19:50:31.77ID:opnfgKoI0
my wife is very cute and young, but she is 2D lol

22名無しさん@英語勉強中 (ワッチョイ 57ad-O+me)2018/09/12(水) 20:13:46.32ID:w9GX8D2b0
>>21
my colorless green wife is printed furiously

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Colorless_green_ideas_sleep_furiously

23名無しさん@英語勉強中 (ワッチョイW 8bcf-zgsb)2018/09/12(水) 20:21:21.47ID:yJYcHBbs0
I rub a Japanese music unit, My Little Rubber.

24名無しさん@英語勉強中 (ワッチョイ 13bd-5ixi)2018/09/12(水) 20:24:52.52ID:pl3zNVUC0
  ∧_∧  
 ( ´∀`) I am a bouz.
 (    )  Unko is a ben.
 | | |
 (__)_)

25名無しさん@英語勉強中 (ワッチョイ 13bd-5ixi)2018/09/12(水) 20:26:52.87ID:pl3zNVUC0
  ∧_∧  
 ( ´∀`) Have you ever had sex with someone?
 (    )  I'm, cherry.
 | | |
 (__)_)

26名無しさん@英語勉強中 (ワッチョイ babd-eMuy)2018/09/12(水) 20:56:10.61ID:yi4o6SWx0
Life is too short, so have sex with as many as you can.

27名無しさん@英語勉強中 (ワッチョイW e310-dOdB)2018/09/12(水) 21:46:49.94ID:opnfgKoI0
I want to play tennis with Serena Williams. it's my dream lol

play penis

29名無しさん@英語勉強中 (ワッチョイ 57ad-O+me)2018/09/12(水) 22:56:49.19ID:w9GX8D2b0
Life is short, don't waste your time watching such a frickin site like this.
Never have sex.
Never play pennis.
Read hentai and fap out as many times as you can.

30名無しさん@英語勉強中 (ワッチョイ 13bd-5ixi)2018/09/12(水) 23:10:40.10ID:pl3zNVUC0
  ∧_∧   I got a information that 'lol'(meaning
 ( ´∀`)hageshiku,warau) is already old expression.
 (    )  They use 'Ha Ha Ha' like usually..
 | | | Ka Ka Ka
 (__)_)

so far so good

32名無しさん@英語勉強中 (オッペケ Sr8b-VVQC)2018/09/13(木) 10:45:31.36ID:/nwJ7W8Pr
i go to scul ebuli day.

33名無しさん@英語勉強中 (スッップ Sdbf-Gja0)2018/09/13(木) 13:45:11.84ID:sg8nEtkLd
i'looking for a screwdriver for a lefty.
does anyone know where i can get one?

34名無しさん@英語勉強中 (スプッッ Sd3f-BU8P)2018/09/13(木) 14:22:32.72ID:YIiL5HS3d
My screw driver is relatively big. If you want this, you have to brush your teeth first. I want to keep it clean.

35名無しさん@英語勉強中 (スプッッ Sd3f-BU8P)2018/09/13(木) 14:24:30.72ID:YIiL5HS3d
Oh, both right hand and lefty can use my screwdriver. But again, make sure you wash your hands before you touch it.

36名無しさん@英語勉強中 (ワッチョイW 97cf-klFR)2018/09/13(木) 19:16:57.46ID:S9YrWAAX0
>>33
> i'looking for a screwdriver for a lefty.

When I read this one at first, I couldn’t understand the craziness.
However I finally understand that there is no screw driver for lefty, like scissors.

You are the craziest man I have ever met!!

37名無しさん@英語勉強中 (ブーイモ MMbb-DBdN)2018/09/13(木) 22:11:38.64ID:Wi9yBQY/M
Good morning fine thank you and you?

38名無しさん@英語勉強中 (ワッチョイW 97cf-klFR)2018/09/13(木) 22:18:42.77ID:S9YrWAAX0
He died owing to hitting his head at the corner of a tofu.

39名無しさん@英語勉強中 (ワッチョイ 37ad-TNGn)2018/09/14(金) 18:10:40.83ID:UerS1/8W0
>>38
Too bad.
He must have had sugar quality.
Sugar doesn't go well with tofu.

40名無しさん@英語勉強中 (スッップ Sdbf-Gja0)2018/09/14(金) 18:27:36.69ID:BGt6NHb6d
tofu can become a lethal weapon if it is frozen or flying at the speed of 15 km a sec like a meteorite.

41名無しさん@英語勉強中 (ワッチョイ 37ad-TNGn)2018/09/14(金) 18:44:48.40ID:UerS1/8W0
Gosh! Unidentified flying tofu hit him at the speed of light.

42名無しさん@英語勉強中 (ワッチョイ 57bd-l4q8)2018/09/14(金) 23:31:48.17ID:7hCdaauv0
  ∧_∧   Oh, Amuro retires.
 ( ´∀`)
 (    )  
 | | |
 (__)_)

43名無しさん@英語勉強中 (ブーイモ MMbf-DBdN)2018/09/15(土) 00:59:17.70ID:W5Ggsm4SM
it's gonna be okay.

44名無しさん@英語勉強中 (ワッチョイ 37ad-cC+K)2018/09/15(土) 12:12:24.80ID:UIdsAb8p0
People who brag about their IQ are losers - Stephen Hawking
People who get their job are losers. - You

45名無しさん@英語勉強中 (ワッチョイ 9fbd-G9Ec)2018/09/15(土) 21:59:52.34ID:563DrpTH0
What's up, morons?

46名無しさん@英語勉強中 (ブーイモ MMbb-DBdN)2018/09/16(日) 01:08:37.53ID:swjq8zoxM
firstly, ... secondly, ... finally, ...

47名無しさん@英語勉強中 (オッペケ Sr8b-VVQC)2018/09/16(日) 01:24:07.92ID:oosff7edr
permission? no, persimmon.

48名無しさん@英語勉強中 (ワッチョイWW b7c7-wR0F)2018/09/16(日) 01:36:47.73ID:FPNa0AdC0
英語出来ない奴はゲハから追放な
https://krsw.5ch.net/test/read.cgi/ghard/1536932168/

49名無しさん@英語勉強中 (ワッチョイ 9710-+ow7)2018/09/16(日) 02:23:29.86ID:OsM0YlQu0
Today... my nephew's hamster gone.
          _,,..,,,,_
         / ,' 3  `ヽーっ
         l   ⊃ ⌒_つ
          `'ー---‐'''''"

50名無しさん@英語勉強中 (ワッチョイ 57bd-l4q8)2018/09/16(日) 20:16:52.13ID:QZZSOgh40
  ∧_∧  
 ( ´∀`) When I said " news 23 'today'",
 (    )  a fool replayed " NEET 23years old, Doutei".
 | | | His or her jork is so well...
 (__)_)

51名無しさん@英語勉強中 (ブーイモ MMbf-DBdN)2018/09/17(月) 06:26:27.48ID:UPaSvbL8M
how ya doing?

52名無しさん@英語勉強中 (ブーイモ MM9b-jLTe)2018/09/17(月) 21:48:46.62ID:fYOtthWNM
Some things are better left unsaid, but what is done can never be undone.

53名無しさん@英語勉強中 (スッップ Sdbf-Gja0)2018/09/19(水) 12:52:51.29ID:Ffv1Ba9kd
愛無 full of 嫉妬

no deep or hidden meaning at all.

i took dump four times today, and feel like i'm a crap making machine.

54名無しさん@英語勉強中 (ワッチョイ 37ad-0k7s)2018/09/19(水) 21:34:28.10ID:qY0r9iTB0
愛撫 ( ゚д゚ ) ガタッ get the 嫉妬

55名無しさん@英語勉強中 (ブーイモ MMb6-rw/I)2018/09/20(木) 15:40:39.47ID:C3DRCQyVM
外人上司がよく隣で fuck me 言うてたの思い出した

56名無しさん@英語勉強中 (オッペケ Sr71-cfPs)2018/09/21(金) 00:57:39.23ID:EvSSV9YQr

57名無しさん@英語勉強中 (スッップ Sd62-zoC6)2018/09/21(金) 11:32:37.37ID:0+iX01Uwd
My office is located at 垢sucker.

58名無しさん@英語勉強中 (ワッチョイ f714-/YFy)2018/09/28(金) 21:51:10.76ID:EJMoLs5d0
It is for avoiding the mixture sudden boiling.

59名無しさん@英語勉強中 (ラクッペ MM0b-qaU7)2018/09/30(日) 13:17:44.24ID:T9A8uujYM
My dog speaks English better than me
.

60名無しさん@英語勉強中 (ラクッペ MM0b-qaU7)2018/09/30(日) 13:19:58.31ID:T9A8uujYM
Mi perro habla ingles mejor que yo.

but fuck you.

62名無しさん@英語勉強中 (ワッチョイ f714-/YFy)2018/10/03(水) 19:08:03.08ID:qim1qOA50
This is a backer-poi farm.

I eat lunch every morning.

64名無しさん@英語勉強中 (オッペケ Sr9b-ZrzH)2018/10/16(火) 09:29:32.84ID:69CDHoFGr
I am going to going to offisu

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