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米国傀儡人形 安倍晋三 経年劣化でメンテナンスへ [無断転載禁止]©2ch.net
0001もしもし、わたし名無しよ垢版2017/08/08(火) 10:13:27.03ID:PW1fFXIK
帰ってくんな！
0029もしもし、わたし名無しよ垢版2019/10/01(火) 19:45:12.87ID:Ci1gTFWD
くそ臭い
0030もしもし、わたし名無しよ垢版2019/10/09(水) 10:54:23.98ID:JP7S+pfn
アベの後もアベ晋三
0031もしもし、わたし名無しよ垢版2019/10/29(火) 20:08:07.53ID:iSBzUH3p
>>1
Stomachache freaks Don't miss it!

HERE IT COMES!━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━!!

FOR SALE : Scarcity value！

Poison contain Protein Powder
Poison contain EAA Powder
Poison contain BCAA Powder
Poison contain Glutamine Powder　

Effect : To be able to experience fantastic Stomachache World!
Medicine half-life 12hours : Let`s enjoy spectacular Stomachache Night!!

PRICE : 1Bllion Dollars Each　
Sample $500 (10g)　quantity of stock 6packs

★New products have arrived！!
Poison contain BCAA Powder Mild Type (smell bad)
×5quarter size bags(Include 3unread bags) 75%Discount!!

First come, First served！
BRAND NAME COMING SOON!!!!!
0032もしもし、わたし名無しよ垢版2019/10/29(火) 20:08:31.87ID:iSBzUH3p
>>1
Welcome to MURPHY'S HOTEL!! HERE IT COMES!━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━!!

``Optional tour``〈Today's activity〉

★Fanny Street Watching tour $40 (bring you by shuttle bus)
This town has so fanny street that the Car races are held every day.
Participating cars are ambulances, police cars, electric patrol cars,
gas patrol cars, and motorcycles with various sirens.
This is a race like the Monaco Grand Prix or Tom and Jerry.
It's Amazing!

~Features of MURPHY'S HOTEL~
1. The TV remote control in the room suddenly disappears.
2. The water pressure becomes weak only when you use the shower.
3. There are many parents who make their children cry and cry on purpose.
4. There are many owners who make their dogs cry and cry on purpose.
5. The boasting of the sound of motorcycles often appears to hear the sound.
6.There may be foreign matter like a piece of plastic in sushi at a sushi bar.
7. You're the only one in the room, but there's a roll of toilet paper on the toilet seat.
8. Fake Usain Bolt, who overtakes you with a dash all of a sudden, comes out.
9. The road construction starts when you check in, and it ends when you check out.
10. When you boot up your laptop, hackers from all over the country visit you.
11. When you check in, the train passing by turns into Miles Davis.
12. When you check in, there will be many emergency cases around the hotel and many ambulances will be sent out.
13. If you buy low-fat bacon at the convenience store of the hotel, you will get fatty bacon somehow.
14. If you charge the spare batteries of your digital camera and go out, the uncharged batteries appear.
15. Please note that the gas burner that you bought online is a very dangerous product that keeps spraying from the time of installation.

But don't worry. So here is MURPHY!! Thank you!━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━!!
0033もしもし、わたし名無しよ垢版2019/10/29(火) 20:08:54.37ID:iSBzUH3p
>>1
New Store Openings!! Funny BABER Freaks Don't miss it!!

" MURPHY'S BARBERSHOP "

HERE IT COMES!━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━!!

We will keep three important promises.
①We are going to artificially shorten one side and unbalance it.
②We will make your hair shorten if you want to long it.
③We promise that it will never happen as you wish.

　　PRICE
　Hair cut: 1Bllion Dollars
　Hair cut & Shave: 1.5 Bllion Dollars
　Eyebrow cut: Harf Bllion Dollars (We confident that it will be asymmetrical)

THANK YOU!!━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━!!!!!
0036もしもし、わたし名無しよ垢版2020/02/08(土) 09:40:46.45ID:TOmpT7+/
中国では新型コロナウイルスの患者の数が3万人を超え、死亡者は600人を
超えた。
湖北省では、患者を受入れる病院も不足、医療従事者不足も深刻だ。
中国の保健当局、国家衛生健康委員会は、新型コロナウイルスの感染が
確認された患者の数が2月6日、新たに3143人増えて３万1161人になった
と発表、患者数が３万人を超えた。

日本は中国に次ぐ、第二のコロナ感染国だって。
0037芋田治虫垢版2020/08/08(土) 22:34:12.87ID:zE+OnNWc
明日は、ナガサキにアメリカにより、原爆が落とされた日であり、もうすぐ、終戦記念日でもある。
ヒロシマ、ナガサキ、あの戦争を忘れるな。ノーモアヒロシマ、ノーモアナガサキ、ノーモアヒバクシャ、ノーモアウォー。核兵器と原発廃止。
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忘れたり、繰り返してはいけない、最悪の夏（ハッピーバースデートゥーユーのhttps://youtu.be/EmT5WViHKSo替え歌）
１
最悪の夏
最悪の夏
毎日１０万人死んだ春
あの戦争の夏

２
最悪の夏
最悪の夏
二度と繰り返してはいけない夏
ナガサキの夏

３
最悪の夏
最悪の夏
忘れてはいけない夏
ヒバク地の夏

４
最悪の夏
最悪の夏
人類史上最悪の夏
１９４５年の夏
0038もしもし、わたし名無しよ垢版2021/12/29(水) 07:49:29.61ID:pbW4Tqyc
安倍晋三の復活！！！！！
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