いや、時事問題は難しい…。(´･ω･`)訂正


Should he laugh or cry? Koizumi was full-term soon,
but he didn't have wonderful one to hand over. Okuda
whispered, "He must have your still mind."

So, would-be P.M. were sent to a hard test at Akasaka.
NHK broadcasted this test; that ringing bell tied his
bellend fails the test, or he can't be Koizumi's
successor; and that naked young geishas danced before
naked candidates! The nation were glued to the tube.
The emperor too.

Fukuda failed first. A smack around Asou's ear bore down
on his last resources, and his bell rang; he cried.
Abe had been silent with a smirk. Koizumi appointed Abe.

But T.V. cameras had aired anything and everything.
The emperor cried, "His bell has driven away!"