So basically, if we use the weird ass name from the Emperor, my name would be

ね　ゆえ

Saying this name reminds me of something a こども would say. ね、ゆえ、どうする？ね、ゆえ、だいじょうぷ。

In a critical moment I said だいじょうぷ　instead of だいじょうぶ and it has stuck with me since .. originally it was a mistake but the Japanese girl who heard it thought it was funny .. I forgot to use the dakuten or the other one ..