Chat in English (英語で雑談) part 203
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Chat in English (英語で雑談) part 202
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Hey!!! All you NEETs, nerds, YouTube link spammers, pedophiles, neo-Nazis,
Yukorin enthusiasts, Nanako SOS admirers, Part-Time-Preachers,
Diplomats' spoiled sons, losers who can't remember Kanji characters,
Big-boobs fans, Weeaboo from around the world, learners of Japanese
who are too lazy to update their Japanese blogs very often, cunning
linguists, stupid fan girls of Johnny's Boys, Touhou pirates, and
that electrical super-gay who suffers from mental disease - This is your thread!
Let's hope the Internet-addicted housewife will come back soon!
We all wish for permanent world peace! >>479
That's you as everybody can see. >>468
yes.
only 40 minutes away from my birthday now...i have continued to fart in my room.
i don't know why. you reach how old in five minites? >>450
That sounds pretty good!
>>466
It's the next day now, so happy birthday! >>466
お誕生日おめでとう!
Do you have any birthday traditions? My family always makes me a certain type of ice cream cake
that I love, every year. Ice cream cake,,, sounds very nice >>475
Are you born in summer? I like eating ice cream in warm room in winter japanese traditionaly celebrate birthday by rubbing prick each other and lick their pre-cum! This conversation really cracks me up.
Jack Reacher: You're old enough to drive?
Sandy: I'm old enough to do a lot of things.
Jack Reacher: I'm on a budget, Sandy.
Sandy: [perplexed] What?
Jack Reacher: I can't afford you.
Sandy: I'm not a hooker.
Jack Reacher: Oh, then I *really* can't afford you. I like getting hot creampie in the dead winter. Iy makes me warm. after rubbing a hotdog, it becomes creampie(*´д`*) >>475
yes,
looking around myself in my room, double-checking the fact that nobody cares about me
and letting out a deep sigh. >>483
In that case, I say Happy belated birthday! >>477
Yes, August.
>>483
I care about you! Even if we never meet, at least one person on the other side of the world wants
your birthday to be great. >>485
so send some tangible love via amazon.com. >>486
Last time I went to Japanese amazon, it took forever for my browser to stop suggesting it when
I wanted US amazon again. I'm using some dating Apps.
But it doesn't work.
Texting tends to be cut off.
Everybody has a super high ideal.
I'm not an exception tho haha I just came back from a local drugstore and I found this “Tenga drink” there. Have you any guys tried it before?! Have you ever heard of the phrase "real man" ?
It actually means "good slave."
That's how women manipulate men. It's called shaming tactics.
If you don't bend over backwards to give women what they want,
you are not a "real man."
There are tons of thirsty men out there working their ass off
to be a "real men." How gullible they are is just beyond me. Men are pretending like they're self-sacrificing.
To fuck them.
It's business. Vagina is international currency.
That's it. When asked why he wants to climb Mt. Everest, a famous British climber replied, "Because it's there."
If you ask me why I want vagina, I would answer," Because it's there." >>488
go to crusing spots. >>500
No idea for your bad attitude. You can't realize if it is vagina until you certainly see it. Perhaps it might be dick. >>508
That's you as I said before.
Get lost! I'm still a cherry boy actually. You should be proud of youself. Being vergin is sacred and pure unlike dull of dirty minded couples out there >>504
Thank you but I'll be thirty in three years.
That's so scary. Rumor has it that if you are over 30 years old man and still virgin, you will become a fairy. As opposed to popular belief, happiness doesn't
have anything to do with marriage.
You might believe it does, but in all actuality it does not.
It's just a delusion. Society imposes the idea on you so
they can put you in a lifelong slavery. >>503
Not so bad.
That does not screw up the world. >>510
The bad guy appeared again.
Call police. Lately spam mail has been sent a lot on LINE.
So annoying. I want them to die. >>506
i think that it is not a fairy but a wizard.
>>505
if you grip your penis and rub it very hard when jerking off,
i recommend that you break that bad habit immediately.
if you have a chance of having sex with your girlfriend in future
you might not be able to orgasm. >>514
Actually precisely it occurred in Taiwanese lymph massage.
They did hand job to me,but I couldn't reach an orgasm.
I excused that I might've been exhausted by hard working.
So embarrassedヽ( ̄д ̄;)ノ=3=3=3 i want to dispose of my old laptop pc.
but if i throw it away as a usual garbage, it costs me a bit (the city office charges me the service fee).
there are several private companies which buy your old pc,
so i asked one of them for the estimate on its website but i haven't heard from them yet. >>515
i know.
how exhausted you are is a very important factor for enjoying sexual pleasure and reaching an orgasm.
let's not work so hard before visiting the store and try it again. >>517
No,it was
just an excuse. I wish my dick was massive like a zucchini does chimpo change your life? at Shinjuku station, beside me , a couple is kissing XD Kissing in public should be banned in Japan. So inappropriate. >>515
You need to go to hospital.
You're doing harrusment. The mispelling troll troll’ ♪ ほんとに日本人が書いてるの?
日本の男はヘンタイの恥さらし
警察に通報したほうがいい >>526
Hey butthead!
Why don't you make like a tree and eat crap!hahahahahahhhaha >>522
I think it depends.
Kisses as greetings such as cheek kissing are permissiable, if they are done in a short time.
But as for kissing in public by couples, I totally agree with you.
It should be strictlly prohibited because it is part of sexual acts. I'm bloody tired to read childish bullshit dirty jokes.
it's so boring even disagreeable, AIN'T NO FUNNY.
stop it for f***'s sake. >>527
Hello? Hello? Anybody home? Think, McFly. Think. >>242
English for england. >>534
What are you trying to say anyway? >>529
Hey you.Change your sex to be quiet. >>529
agreed
where on earth こいつら come from I think that English contractions are the beginnings of a particle system in the grammar. It is an amazing time for linguistics. Japanese girls are so easy to get laid. They are fucking easy pussy Anime and manga should be banned immediately in Japan
they are becoming a hotbed of sexual crime against child Japanese politicins know nothing about the reality of otaku culture Wanna see the most beautiful woman on the planet?
https://wall.alphacoders.com/big.php?i=40053 I don’t think so. She is boring. >>549
I guess you know something important.
Whatever is it? The idot is callin’ himself idot ♪ >>545
Do you usulally talk with a guy in the future?? >>539
why do you think so?
do you know some examples to prove that is true?? >>537
Just let me know where the hot ones are. >>550
Roppongi, Shibuya, Harajuku, Ikebukuro, Most men are pathetic vagina addict.
Just like drug addict, they are easily controlled by vagina.
It's so sad. This stinky ossan just sat on my neighboring seat. Kusai! Still better than stinky gaijins The usual idot callin’ himself idiot ♪ The usuless guy puts useless comment ♪ Wanna fuck small slut pussy >>558
You're usefull for idiot ♪ The troll always trollin’ ♪ i assume that there is a close relationship between a man's hentai degree and his social success.
you must have heard of an old saying "heros love sexual affairs (英雄色を好む).". hentai is defferent in its meaning from a nomal sexual affair
hentai will never be a hero, but an outcast I don't think I can speak English forever. If I ask girls out actively, they call me a womanizer(チャラい). If I wait until girls ask me out, they call me a shy boy(草食系男子).
What on earth should I become? My wife and I work at the same company. Yesterday, she got laid off. So today isn't a good day. but you and your wife lay down on a bed and swang it. ■ このスレッドは過去ログ倉庫に格納されています