Chat in English (英語で雑談) part 203
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Chat in English (英語で雑談) part 202
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Hey!!! All you NEETs, nerds, YouTube link spammers, pedophiles, neo-Nazis,
Yukorin enthusiasts, Nanako SOS admirers, Part-Time-Preachers,
Diplomats' spoiled sons, losers who can't remember Kanji characters,
Big-boobs fans, Weeaboo from around the world, learners of Japanese
who are too lazy to update their Japanese blogs very often, cunning
linguists, stupid fan girls of Johnny's Boys, Touhou pirates, and
that electrical super-gay who suffers from mental disease - This is your thread!
Let's hope the Internet-addicted housewife will come back soon!
We all wish for permanent world peace! >>508
That's you as I said before.
Get lost! I'm still a cherry boy actually. You should be proud of youself. Being vergin is sacred and pure unlike dull of dirty minded couples out there >>504
Thank you but I'll be thirty in three years.
That's so scary. Rumor has it that if you are over 30 years old man and still virgin, you will become a fairy. As opposed to popular belief, happiness doesn't
have anything to do with marriage.
You might believe it does, but in all actuality it does not.
It's just a delusion. Society imposes the idea on you so
they can put you in a lifelong slavery. >>503
Not so bad.
That does not screw up the world. >>510
The bad guy appeared again.
Call police. Lately spam mail has been sent a lot on LINE.
So annoying. I want them to die. >>506
i think that it is not a fairy but a wizard.
>>505
if you grip your penis and rub it very hard when jerking off,
i recommend that you break that bad habit immediately.
if you have a chance of having sex with your girlfriend in future
you might not be able to orgasm. >>514
Actually precisely it occurred in Taiwanese lymph massage.
They did hand job to me,but I couldn't reach an orgasm.
I excused that I might've been exhausted by hard working.
So embarrassedヽ(￣д￣;)ノ=3=3=3 i want to dispose of my old laptop pc.
but if i throw it away as a usual garbage, it costs me a bit (the city office charges me the service fee).
there are several private companies which buy your old pc,
so i asked one of them for the estimate on its website but i haven't heard from them yet. >>515
i know.
how exhausted you are is a very important factor for enjoying sexual pleasure and reaching an orgasm.
let's not work so hard before visiting the store and try it again. >>517
No,it was
just an excuse. I wish my dick was massive like a zucchini does chimpo change your life? at Shinjuku station, beside me , a couple is kissing XD Kissing in public should be banned in Japan. So inappropriate. >>515
You need to go to hospital.
You're doing harrusment. The mispelling troll troll’ ♪ ほんとに日本人が書いてるの？
日本の男はヘンタイの恥さらし
警察に通報したほうがいい >>526
Hey butthead!
Why don't you make like a tree and eat crap!hahahahahahhhaha >>522
I think it depends.
Kisses as greetings such as cheek kissing are permissiable, if they are done in a short time.
But as for kissing in public by couples, I totally agree with you.
It should be strictlly prohibited because it is part of sexual acts. I'm bloody tired to read childish bullshit dirty jokes.
it's so boring even disagreeable, AIN'T NO FUNNY.
stop it for f***'s sake. >>527
Hello? Hello? Anybody home? Think, McFly. Think. >>242
English for england. >>534
What are you trying to say anyway? >>529
Hey you.Change your sex to be quiet. >>529
agreed
where on earth こいつら come from I think that English contractions are the beginnings of a particle system in the grammar. It is an amazing time for linguistics. Japanese girls are so easy to get laid. They are fucking easy pussy Anime and manga should be banned immediately in Japan
they are becoming a hotbed of sexual crime against child Japanese politicins know nothing about the reality of otaku culture Wanna see the most beautiful woman on the planet?
https://wall.alphacoders.com/big.php?i=40053 I don’t think so. She is boring. >>549
I guess you know something important.
Whatever is it? The idot is callin’ himself idot ♪ >>545
Do you usulally talk with a guy in the future?? >>539
why do you think so?
do you know some examples to prove that is true?? >>537
Just let me know where the hot ones are. >>550
Roppongi, Shibuya, Harajuku, Ikebukuro, Most men are pathetic vagina addict.
Just like drug addict, they are easily controlled by vagina.
It's so sad. This stinky ossan just sat on my neighboring seat. Kusai! Still better than stinky gaijins The usual idot callin’ himself idiot ♪ The usuless guy puts useless comment ♪ Wanna fuck small slut pussy >>558
You're usefull for idiot ♪ The troll always trollin’ ♪ i assume that there is a close relationship between a man's hentai degree and his social success.
you must have heard of an old saying "heros love sexual affairs （英雄色を好む）.". hentai is defferent in its meaning from a nomal sexual affair
hentai will never be a hero, but an outcast I don't think I can speak English forever. If I ask girls out actively, they call me a womanizer(チャラい). If I wait until girls ask me out, they call me a shy boy(草食系男子).
What on earth should I become? My wife and I work at the same company. Yesterday, she got laid off. So today isn't a good day. but you and your wife lay down on a bed and swang it. >>566
then, you should ask girls out moderately, not "actively".
plus, you should put your time and energy into only 1 girl, not "girls".
by doing it, no one will call you a womanizer or shy boy. >>565
i wonder if the total consumption volume of pumpkin in japan a year has soared after people started celebrating halloween. >>569
Ok I try!!!!!!!!!!
Thanks!!!!!!!!!!!!! >>567
get fired suddenly?
that's too bad.
but why? >>567
that's too bad.
at some japanese major companies in the showa era,
when a couple got married in-house, one of them was forced to leave the company against their wills (in most cases, a wife) ... >>573
I have heard of that!
>>572
Basically, she got downsized. They decided her department had too many people and not enough
work for all of them to be worth keeping. >>572, >>574
And she was the newest person to be hired. >>575
that happens often. in US?
i hope she gets another job soon >>574
What kind of business? Entertainment industry? Oh, I am sorry to hear that. Halloween had known in japan for some years.
I hate it. Actually it is not Halloween. It is just Tokyo. people have made a fuss about apple's new iphone. good.
but what about the new ipod touch?
i can't wait for the release of the 7th generation.
i have continued to use the 5th for close to 5 years and there seems something wrong with it. Are you still using a future phone? Lol >>575
Your wife was fired based on what's called last hired, first fired policy?
If you and your wife shared your/your wife's car to your workplace then you'll
be in trouble when your wife get a new job somewhere else, unless you have two cars.
Now you have only one source of income. Can you survive?
You had to be the one to be fired, because you post on 2chan at work. :P >>578
Whom are you talking to? >>576
I guess it happens fairly often in the US, but this is the first time that I have seen it happen to
someone I know. Thanks for your good wishes!
>>577
Telecom. The company is like a brokerage for business telecom services. Internet, phone systems, etc.
>>579
Halloween is one of my favorite holidays. I love dressing up!
>>584
Yes, that pretty much explains it.
We did drive together, but she has her own car. Unfortunately, this means our costs will go up because we
will have to pay for gas for 2 cars to commute every day instead of one. The good thing is, we live with my
grandmother because she needs help, so we don't have to worry about rent and utility bills. >>584m >>586
Also, our work provides food, so we would eat breakfast and lunch for free every day, so we will
start spending more on food too. Things might be difficult, but we should be OK. >>587
Lucky you.
Free lunch, and breakfast for that matter is not so common in Japan except, as far as I know, for
some IT companies like Rakuten (e-commerce platform, whose logo is put on Golden State Worriers
jersey as it has just become a sponsor for the NBA club. They want to expand business worldwide )
and Google Japan.
It's good to know you don't have to rob a bank for money. The holiday shopping season is
coming up and I guess American ppl have lots of things on their shopping lists.
You need to keep an eye on your wife, though. I have heard lots of news where a former
employ comes back to their workplace with AK47 for revenge.
You don't want to see her on CNN and Tump mention your wife, like, crazy woman enjoyed her
shooting spree..... They are wonderful.
I can't write long sentences word.
Use english is difficult. I’m on a diet. I only eat bean sprouts, vegitable juice, protein shake, boiled eggs. Yum >>590
work out right away! >>599
For getting good looks? >>591
I go to gym 4 times a week. I have some muscles but I have too much fat as well. A fifty year old single mom was fired after a photo where she flipped the bird at Trump's motorcade
when she was riding a bike went viral. But now it's reported that she is getting scores of job offers
from her potential employers, who I believe are anti-Trump.
One of the ways to be competitive on U.S. job market might be to disrespect Trump. >>593
ok,ok. so you should run!
actually I go to a gym 5times a week as well.
but I also have a lot of fat.. lol >>597
I have no energy to run after working out at the gym so I walk on a treadmill for 40 minutes or so.
Also I go for a walk when I don’t go to gym. I’m going to do that later. >>588
I am pretty lucky. I don't think the free food thing is very common. I certainly never worked at any other
company that did it. It's probably only small, young companies with mostly young people. We like perks.
My work also hosts free yoga 3 times a week, which is pretty nice since a: It's a nice workout, and b: I get to
stay on the clock without doing work for an hour.
>>589
Don't worry, just do what you can! Everyone is at a different level.
>>590
Honestly that at least sounds like a pretty rounded diet. Plenty of people eat worse than that. I wonder if
a bit more carbohydrates might be good to give you energy, though. No rice?
>>595
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what I do every single time too. It's definitely not over the top at all. ■ このスレッドは過去ログ倉庫に格納されています
