Chat in English (英語で雑談) part 203
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Chat in English (英語で雑談) part 202
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Hey!!! All you NEETs, nerds, YouTube link spammers, pedophiles, neo-Nazis,
Yukorin enthusiasts, Nanako SOS admirers, Part-Time-Preachers,
Diplomats' spoiled sons, losers who can't remember Kanji characters,
Big-boobs fans, Weeaboo from around the world, learners of Japanese
who are too lazy to update their Japanese blogs very often, cunning
linguists, stupid fan girls of Johnny's Boys, Touhou pirates, and
that electrical super-gay who suffers from mental disease - This is your thread!
Let's hope the Internet-addicted housewife will come back soon!
We all wish for permanent world peace! >>515
You need to go to hospital.
You're doing harrusment. The mispelling troll troll’ ♪ ほんとに日本人が書いてるの？
日本の男はヘンタイの恥さらし
警察に通報したほうがいい >>526
Hey butthead!
Why don't you make like a tree and eat crap!hahahahahahhhaha >>522
I think it depends.
Kisses as greetings such as cheek kissing are permissiable, if they are done in a short time.
But as for kissing in public by couples, I totally agree with you.
It should be strictlly prohibited because it is part of sexual acts. I'm bloody tired to read childish bullshit dirty jokes.
it's so boring even disagreeable, AIN'T NO FUNNY.
stop it for f***'s sake. >>527
Hello? Hello? Anybody home? Think, McFly. Think. >>242
English for england. >>534
What are you trying to say anyway? >>529
Hey you.Change your sex to be quiet. >>529
agreed
where on earth こいつら come from I think that English contractions are the beginnings of a particle system in the grammar. It is an amazing time for linguistics. Japanese girls are so easy to get laid. They are fucking easy pussy Anime and manga should be banned immediately in Japan
they are becoming a hotbed of sexual crime against child Japanese politicins know nothing about the reality of otaku culture Wanna see the most beautiful woman on the planet?
https://wall.alphacoders.com/big.php?i=40053 I don’t think so. She is boring. >>549
I guess you know something important.
Whatever is it? The idot is callin’ himself idot ♪ >>545
Do you usulally talk with a guy in the future?? >>539
why do you think so?
do you know some examples to prove that is true?? >>537
Just let me know where the hot ones are. >>550
Roppongi, Shibuya, Harajuku, Ikebukuro, Most men are pathetic vagina addict.
Just like drug addict, they are easily controlled by vagina.
It's so sad. This stinky ossan just sat on my neighboring seat. Kusai! Still better than stinky gaijins The usual idot callin’ himself idiot ♪ The usuless guy puts useless comment ♪ Wanna fuck small slut pussy >>558
You're usefull for idiot ♪ The troll always trollin’ ♪ i assume that there is a close relationship between a man's hentai degree and his social success.
you must have heard of an old saying "heros love sexual affairs （英雄色を好む）.". hentai is defferent in its meaning from a nomal sexual affair
hentai will never be a hero, but an outcast I don't think I can speak English forever. If I ask girls out actively, they call me a womanizer(チャラい). If I wait until girls ask me out, they call me a shy boy(草食系男子).
What on earth should I become? My wife and I work at the same company. Yesterday, she got laid off. So today isn't a good day. but you and your wife lay down on a bed and swang it. >>566
then, you should ask girls out moderately, not "actively".
plus, you should put your time and energy into only 1 girl, not "girls".
by doing it, no one will call you a womanizer or shy boy. >>565
i wonder if the total consumption volume of pumpkin in japan a year has soared after people started celebrating halloween. >>569
Ok I try!!!!!!!!!!
Thanks!!!!!!!!!!!!! >>567
get fired suddenly?
that's too bad.
but why? >>567
that's too bad.
at some japanese major companies in the showa era,
when a couple got married in-house, one of them was forced to leave the company against their wills (in most cases, a wife) ... >>573
I have heard of that!
>>572
Basically, she got downsized. They decided her department had too many people and not enough
work for all of them to be worth keeping. >>572, >>574
And she was the newest person to be hired. >>575
that happens often. in US?
i hope she gets another job soon >>574
What kind of business? Entertainment industry? Oh, I am sorry to hear that. Halloween had known in japan for some years.
I hate it. Actually it is not Halloween. It is just Tokyo. people have made a fuss about apple's new iphone. good.
but what about the new ipod touch?
i can't wait for the release of the 7th generation.
i have continued to use the 5th for close to 5 years and there seems something wrong with it. Are you still using a future phone? Lol >>575
Your wife was fired based on what's called last hired, first fired policy?
If you and your wife shared your/your wife's car to your workplace then you'll
be in trouble when your wife get a new job somewhere else, unless you have two cars.
Now you have only one source of income. Can you survive?
You had to be the one to be fired, because you post on 2chan at work. :P >>578
Whom are you talking to? >>576
I guess it happens fairly often in the US, but this is the first time that I have seen it happen to
someone I know. Thanks for your good wishes!
>>577
Telecom. The company is like a brokerage for business telecom services. Internet, phone systems, etc.
>>579
Halloween is one of my favorite holidays. I love dressing up!
>>584
Yes, that pretty much explains it.
We did drive together, but she has her own car. Unfortunately, this means our costs will go up because we
will have to pay for gas for 2 cars to commute every day instead of one. The good thing is, we live with my
grandmother because she needs help, so we don't have to worry about rent and utility bills. >>584m >>586
Also, our work provides food, so we would eat breakfast and lunch for free every day, so we will
start spending more on food too. Things might be difficult, but we should be OK. >>587
Lucky you.
Free lunch, and breakfast for that matter is not so common in Japan except, as far as I know, for
some IT companies like Rakuten (e-commerce platform, whose logo is put on Golden State Worriers
jersey as it has just become a sponsor for the NBA club. They want to expand business worldwide )
and Google Japan.
It's good to know you don't have to rob a bank for money. The holiday shopping season is
coming up and I guess American ppl have lots of things on their shopping lists.
You need to keep an eye on your wife, though. I have heard lots of news where a former
employ comes back to their workplace with AK47 for revenge.
You don't want to see her on CNN and Tump mention your wife, like, crazy woman enjoyed her
shooting spree..... They are wonderful.
I can't write long sentences word.
Use english is difficult. I’m on a diet. I only eat bean sprouts, vegitable juice, protein shake, boiled eggs. Yum >>590
work out right away! >>599
For getting good looks? >>591
I go to gym 4 times a week. I have some muscles but I have too much fat as well. A fifty year old single mom was fired after a photo where she flipped the bird at Trump's motorcade
when she was riding a bike went viral. But now it's reported that she is getting scores of job offers
from her potential employers, who I believe are anti-Trump.
One of the ways to be competitive on U.S. job market might be to disrespect Trump. >>593
ok,ok. so you should run!
actually I go to a gym 5times a week as well.
but I also have a lot of fat.. lol >>597
I have no energy to run after working out at the gym so I walk on a treadmill for 40 minutes or so.
Also I go for a walk when I don’t go to gym. I’m going to do that later. >>588
I am pretty lucky. I don't think the free food thing is very common. I certainly never worked at any other
company that did it. It's probably only small, young companies with mostly young people. We like perks.
My work also hosts free yoga 3 times a week, which is pretty nice since a: It's a nice workout, and b: I get to
stay on the clock without doing work for an hour.
>>589
Don't worry, just do what you can! Everyone is at a different level.
>>590
Honestly that at least sounds like a pretty rounded diet. Plenty of people eat worse than that. I wonder if
a bit more carbohydrates might be good to give you energy, though. No rice?
>>595
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what I do every single time too. It's definitely not over the top at all. >>601
How do you feel about running into the ocean with your clothes on? Hey guys, go this restaurant and try eating FREAKS.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dmfu0VZj8I0&;t=03m15s >>603
I love okonomiyaki, even with bonito freaks. There used to be a restaurant near my house, but it
recently closed and now there is a curry shop there instead. I don't know any other place
to get okonomiyaki, so that's pretty disappointing. Okonomiyaki goes well with beer. On the other hand, raw fish cuisine such as Sushi, Sashimi go well with sake or white wine >>600
You definitely should take all the three yoga classes a week if you are paid during the lessons.
Yoga, in Japan tend to be for women or girls. Men who are eager to join such classes could have
a different purpose, like enjoying staring women in tight outfit. Some yoga poses are sexy and resembles
sex positions like doggie style.
>>602
>running into the ocean with your clothes on
Does this mean to put yourself in an awkward position?
I guess this is something to do with him taking to a post in the future as of that post. >>602
After giving it some thought, I think I understand what it means.
Usually you need to put your clothes off (and maybe put on a swimsuit) "before" running into the ocean but
for somer reason, he somehow respond to the future post. The right order is mixed up....
That's what it means, I guess? Going to gym is not my cup of tea.
First of all, it is an American custom. They eat a lot and actually there're lots of fat people in U.S.
Look at that the size of a single serving. Now wonder they get fat. For American, working out is to
burn the excess of calories they intake through binge eating.
On the other hand, Japanese foods are healthy and are served in the right portion, so you don't need
to do exercise. I'd say people who go to gym is fooled by marketing or ads that try to
spread images that going to gym is cool. Walking on treadmill is the most ridiculous thing to do.
That's what hamsters do. You should walk outdoor, sensing the nature, feeling nice breeze, instead of breath in the
the smell of sweats of gymgoers indoor.
You can build your muscles without using machines at gyms. You can do push-ups, sit-ups,
and other exercises using your own weight, not relying on machines. The time it takes to go to and
from gym is a total waste. Drinking protein is what fools do. Nothing is better than balanced diet.
If you're not a body builder, you don't need to take protein pills and drinks. You are an asshole. You know that right? >>608
This is exactly what so called “kusogari” thinks about working out. So ignorant >>614
Canadians love to drink wine with sushi.
And I think that's good idea. >>610
I'm not Kusogari at all. I'm nuidarasugoi. Girls are impressed with my body. There's no way to prove it
as I want to protect my privacy. >>608
A survey indicated that 97% of white women don't find Asian guys attractive because they are too skiny.
We should eat a lot of unhealthy food and go to gym mother fu**er! >>614
Asians are Asians. No mattar how much muscle you gain, you're still Asian, and Whilte
women don't see you as a potential boyfriend. It's not the matter of muscles after all.
You are stupid enough to think if you build muscle, you can go out with a white woman?
Dream on....
I love Asian girls by the way. There is only one way to go beyond the racial boundary, and it's not building muscle.
It's MONEY. The more you get rich, the more chance you'll have to get married with a white woman.
Look at famous people's interracial marriages, wife being white and husband black or asian, then you'll get my point. >>613
I bet your body is like this...right?
https://i.imgur.com/9VJmzYz.jpg >>608
i think American goes to gym as their medical fee is so high compared to jpn, and as their worship of muscle. >>614
Wasted mind. Fix it. >>628
Being brutally frank it's a laghing matter isn't it? i know little about akb48 or keyakizaka48.
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