Chat in English (chat in English) part 205

hi (ﾜｯﾁｮｲ 9f15-w8hF) · 2018/01/08(月) 19:04:21.29

how about my cookie from >999 ??

ゆえ (CA 0H85-JHka) · 2018/01/17(水) 23:20:43.25

>>8

That's funny, do know how many people tried to kill me but couldn't?

ゆえ (CA 0H85-JHka) · 2018/01/17(水) 23:22:32.13

It's like I die in my sleep. When I wake up, I can barely move and muscles, and can barely even walk, maybe even forgot how to walk. It's funny actually.

ゆえ (CA 0H85-JHka) · 2018/01/17(水) 23:24:29.08

I sleep so dead I forget how to fucking walk when I wake up .. now that's real sleep ..

ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh) · 2018/01/18(木) 06:46:37.30

Guys, I heavily suspect I like British English more than American English.

Somehow I can speak British English.

American: Hello, my name is Tom. Nice to meet you.
British (England is the Tokyo of UK): Greetings, my name is Margaret Whitewood. It's a pleasure meeting you. Fancy a cup of tea, if you feel you are up to this task?

ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh) · 2018/01/18(木) 07:41:45.30

American: My name is John, and I'm a software developer.

British: My name is Matt, and I program computers to do work sometimes.

ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh) · 2018/01/18(木) 20:08:33.83

When I woke up today everybody was acting fucking pathetic. Oh woe is me, you bloody peasants can't do naught without me.

ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh) · 2018/01/19(金) 11:05:33.31

Why the fuck am I getting contacted by job recruiters.

I haven't applied for any jobs in about 3 years.

Now, a job in Japan, now that would be some thing .. but I'm not lifting a damn finger unless I feel like it.

I was rejected from Rakuten in April 2015, so basically I'm doing nothing.

My plan is to have no plan. I'll be the eternal kodomo .. after all, the next step after growing up is growing old. The next step after that is death.

So basically I have no plan and no goal. The future is unclear. But a clear future is a sure way to chaos. If you know all the future, what's the point of life?

So I sit back and enjoy my Nihon steel touching my asshole.

2018/06/16(土) 08:41:01.13

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