Chat in English (英語で雑談)　part 208

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Chat in English (英語で雑談)　part 207
https://lavender.5ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1523616417/

Hey!!! All you NEETs, nerds, YouTube link spammers, pedophiles, neo-Nazis,
Yukorin enthusiasts, Nanako SOS admirers, Part-Time-Preachers,
Diplomats' spoiled sons, losers who can't remember Kanji characters,
Big-boobs fans, Weeaboo from around the world, learners of Japanese
who are too lazy to update their Japanese blogs very often, cunning
linguists, stupid fan girls of Johnny's Boys, Touhou pirates, and
that electrical super-gay who suffers from mental disease - This is your thread!
Let's hope the Internet-addicted housewife will come back soon!

We all wish for permanent world peace!

2018/09/16(日) 23:26:29.88

782 can be Too Limited to Do Reading (TLDR)

Nobody uses 'lol' anymore. It's out of date.

**名無しさん＠英語勉強中** (CL 0H5b-cC+K) · 2018/09/17(月) 03:38:12.40

I still use lol, lol

2018/09/17(月) 04:58:27.18

Need I say more?
Nobody that isn't a fag like you uses 'lol' anymore, lol.

**名無しさん＠英語勉強中** (CL 0H5b-cC+K) · 2018/09/17(月) 07:11:29.88

yeah lol

2018/09/17(月) 09:21:10.74

There's an another message board which makes you so happy.
http://bbs.sp.findfriends.jp/?pid=thread_detail&;id=115921&pager_type=pager&page=1&w4&w4

2018/09/17(月) 10:12:34.38

Does lol become out of date like orz?
Then how do you express your derision?

2018/09/17(月) 12:24:43.21

Nobody laughs anymore, even in a scornful way.
They've been killing each other for years with their politically correct guns.
You need not express your derision anymore, hehe.

2018/09/17(月) 13:04:15.82

Thank you for your comment.
It is difficult for non-native speakers to exude their intent so the word might be useful for them.
W, Japanese equivalent of the word, is still widely used in 5Chan.

2018/09/17(月) 17:05:19.00

https://www.nytimes.com/2018/08/23/magazine/naomi-osakas-breakthrough-game.html

I have some reservations about the content but it tells me a lot about the tennis player and the importance of pronunciation. "hafu" is used four times!

2018/09/18(火) 04:36:27.53

There's an another message board which makes you so happy.
http://bbs.sp.findfriends.jp/?pid=thread_detail&;id=115921&pager_type=pager&page=1&w4&w4

2018/09/18(火) 07:30:04.00

>>793
what do you think of the term?

**名無しさん＠英語勉強中** (CL 0H5b-cC+K) · 2018/09/18(火) 09:17:07.06

Is the term "hafu" considered offensive or something?

2018/09/18(火) 13:32:26.79

"hafu" is a Japanese term like "tofu".

2018/09/18(火) 17:45:02.55

Personally I don't think hafu is an offensive word.
Nips say "half" like kind of "hafu" 'cause japanese words always end with a vowel.
That's why FAKKU is FAKKU.

2018/09/19(水) 00:53:56.39

There's an another message board which makes you so happy.
http://bbs.sp.findfriends.jp/?pid=thread_detail&;id=115921&pager_type=pager&page=1&w4&w4

2018/09/19(水) 09:19:52.84

I want to live in Toyosu.

2018/09/19(水) 09:57:14.03

anyone who come to this thread should set "115921" as NG word.

>>800
why.

2018/09/19(水) 10:58:23.88

>>801
It looks really pretty and peaceful. And also because Minase Inori went there is a video.

2018/09/19(水) 11:10:04.93

Toyosu is a terribly boring place. It is so inconvenient. Amusement facilities are very little there. Only pachinko is there. I would be depressed if I live there.

2018/09/19(水) 11:19:26.73

>>803
I like peaceful places. And i'm assuming you already live in Japan, so it's not as fascinating to you. But it looks like paradise compared to the US.

2018/09/19(水) 15:20:31.62

I want to move to America just because I want to get some crest white strips.

2018/09/19(水) 16:25:30.04

>>804
If you are a bachelor and plan to live alone, my recommendation to live in Tokyo would be Kasai or Nishikasaki.
The reason is that the rent there is reasonable.
The nearby station is lively and you can have numerous food options. Kasai station has a direct bus that goes to both Narita and Haneda airport.

2018/09/20(木) 02:52:55.78

My Android smartphone is getting slower and slower. I'm considering factory reset but I haven't figured out what's the consequence of it.

2018/09/20(木) 04:22:37.62

>>806
CURRY city!
I have never been to.

2018/09/20(木) 04:25:14.08

>>804
What made you think so?

2018/09/20(木) 04:56:10.98

>>803
There has a lot attension.

2018/09/20(木) 05:27:45.56

Why is life so shit?

2018/09/20(木) 05:35:03.58

Because you are shitty. Easy as that.

2018/09/20(木) 06:04:09.72

>>812
OK. Then why was I born shitty but not other people?

2018/09/20(木) 18:42:10.69

>>813
You committed so many sins in a past existence.

2018/09/21(金) 01:21:04.31

>>811
Coz you have no brain of thinking.

2018/09/21(金) 01:46:33.27

Non japanese,raise your hand please.

2018/09/21(金) 05:43:17.54

How do you know whether they raised their hand or not?

**名無しさん＠英語勉強中** (CL 0H35-wH+P) · 2018/09/21(金) 06:43:02.18

I raised my hand

2018/09/21(金) 08:28:18.07

My cock is rising now right aftter woke up.
This is called Asadachi in japanese.
How do you say this in English?
Morning erection?

2018/09/21(金) 13:45:29.66

Morning wood

2018/09/21(金) 15:00:21.48

morning glory

2018/09/21(金) 16:57:48.74

>>826

> My cock is rising now right aftter woke up.
> This is called Asadachi in japanese.
> How do you say this in English?
> Morning erection?
　
Get lost anyway.

2018/09/21(金) 20:24:53.19

Why are you guys learning English?

2018/09/21(金) 20:36:41.92

One of the reasons is that I'm tired of Japanese, though it's not like I hate reading or speaking Japanese.
I just want to gain a new sensation, so I'm studying English.

2018/09/21(金) 21:26:52.59

I’m learning it because I want to fight against gaijins when I go to America.

2018/09/22(土) 03:56:04.57

'cause i'm a loser.

2018/09/22(土) 09:53:55.29

Today I learned Nashi is rare in Western countries.
The call it Japanese pears while we call pears of Western origin Western pears.
Nashi is in season now but It's been a while since I last ate seiyo-nashi: Western pears.

2018/09/22(土) 10:10:36.92

Are you guys happy?

2018/09/22(土) 10:36:56.03

No. My gf is ignoring me since last night

2018/09/22(土) 10:51:33.66

How can you be happy when you watch this bullshit?

2018/09/22(土) 11:33:43.46

you should say read instead of watch im this case

2018/09/22(土) 11:34:02.64

*in

2018/09/22(土) 11:40:28.89

>>829
What did you do?

2018/09/22(土) 11:46:28.91

where is the trainee who likes stinky ossans?

2018/09/22(土) 11:47:17.23

Happiness is all in your mind
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xnLoToJVQH4

I like the thought.

2018/09/22(土) 11:49:40.98

I failed to answer her phone call. Obviously it was no intentional as I was taking shower when she gave me a call.
It's a very trivial thing, isn't it?

2018/09/22(土) 11:59:51.32

>>836
Stupid riajuu.

2018/09/22(土) 12:28:09.11

>>836
Why would you say such a thing here?
I never ever wanna hear your juujitsu life!
You faggot, fuck off! (with my eyes filled with tears)

2018/09/22(土) 13:30:31.61

dont be so envious

2018/09/22(土) 13:41:58.96

>>836
Call her back right now, tell her that you were having a bath.
Then everything'll be alright.

2018/09/22(土) 15:47:11.86

I called her hundred times but she ignores every call.

2018/09/22(土) 16:04:15.60

Maybe we should call the Police
and I bet the call she made before was most likely "Don't call me anymore!"

2018/09/22(土) 16:05:46.54

>>841
You should not do anything but send a divorce paper to her. Problem solved. You’re welcome.

2018/09/22(土) 16:06:23.44

you call the police for what

2018/09/23(日) 00:28:28.10

Reddit is difficult to use in that I don't know how strongly I should retort when I encounter comments based on misunderstandings. I get used to the standard of 5ch so much that I feel the need of restraint.
But retorting in moderate tone is very difficult when speaking in other languages.
It is far easier to use the strongest words but of course it doesn't seem adequate in the site. Again, I feel I'm not best suited to the site or that I have to improve my English drastically.

2018/09/23(日) 03:42:55.89

There's an another message board which makes you so happy.
http://bbs.sp.findfriends.jp/?pid=thread_detail&;id=115921&pager_type=pager&page=1&w4&w4

2018/09/23(日) 03:44:33.79

4chan is where you should go

2018/09/24(月) 00:38:10.49

There's an another message board which makes you so happy.
http://bbs.sp.findfriends.jp/?pid=thread_detail&;id=115921&pager_type=pager&page=1&w4&w4

2018/09/24(月) 05:07:10.04

BOPUIFS OFX UZQIPPO JT DPNJOH.
XIBU EP ZPV UIJOL BCPVU UIBU?

2018/09/24(月) 06:42:12.59

>>854
Who is you?
What can I find out there?

2018/09/24(月) 06:54:36.61

You know ...

All of here.In Japan.

2018/09/24(月) 13:52:11.14

I'm having so many health issues at such a young age. I can't even masturbate to relieve stress because I'm having issues with my chinchin.

2018/09/24(月) 13:58:32.00

That's toooooooo bad. I am so sorry.

2018/09/24(月) 15:54:07.77

>>859
Hold back here to go the hospital.

2018/09/24(月) 15:55:47.05

>>863
+to

2018/09/24(月) 16:02:22.94

>>862
Have class.Please.

2018/09/24(月) 19:43:22.07

>>852
just cut foreskin.

2018/09/25(火) 00:33:34.61

There's an another message board which makes you so happy.
http://bbs.sp.findfriends.jp/?pid=thread_detail&;id=115921&pager_type=pager&page=1&w4&w4

2018/09/25(火) 02:05:17.90

>>837

> How can you be happy when you watch this bullshit?

You're messing

2018/09/25(火) 13:13:29.38

>>852
5ch is so easy as you can get the knack
without a instruction.

2018/09/25(火) 15:13:40.48

>>792

> 782 can be Too Limited to Do Reading (TLDR)
>
> Nobody uses 'lol' anymore. It's out of date.

What is it in place of it?

**名無しさん＠英語勉強中** (CL 0H35-wH+P) · 2018/09/25(火) 16:35:58.71

My depression is getting worse these days.

2018/09/25(火) 16:45:46.10

Go get some help.

2018/09/25(火) 18:04:26.88

lol is still used just like w in Japanese.

2018/09/25(火) 18:04:48.35

>>862
get well soon ﾖｼﾖｼ( ,,´･ω･)ﾉ"(´っω･｀｡)

2018/09/25(火) 19:19:39.85

Google Assistant became bilingual. They I understand both English and Japanese: wake me up in 10 minutes or 10分後に起こして.

2018/09/25(火) 19:24:10.96

"in" 10 minutes doesn't seem to work now...
"after" 10 minutes works.
Prepositions puzzle me.

2018/09/26(水) 04:16:34.20

There's an another message board which makes you so happy.Come and join for killing time.
http://bbs.sp.findfriends.jp/?pid=thread_detail&;id=115921&pager_type=pager&page=1&w4&w4

2018/09/26(水) 13:05:59.58

>>882

What do you mean for work?
Trend?

2018/09/26(水) 20:54:29.30

There's an another message board which makes you so happy.Come and join for killing time.
http://bbs.sp.findfriends.jp/?pid=thread_detail&;id=115921&pager_type=pager&page=1&w4&w4

2018/09/27(木) 14:00:34.74

I'm so tired of going to doctors, nobody can help me.

2018/09/27(木) 16:41:48.12

Fuck gaijins.

2018/09/27(木) 16:53:54.62

Recentely I realized that not all doctors are reliable. Some doctors are very sloppy and useless.

2018/09/27(木) 17:04:20.86

It’s too late for you to realise that.

2018/09/27(木) 21:08:02.61

Why is that gaijins smell so bad?

2018/09/27(木) 22:05:18.41

>>888

> Recentely I realized that not all doctors are reliable. Some doctors are very sloppy and useless.

Nothing unusuall.
順天堂大学病院　is called PM killer.

2018/09/27(木) 23:17:56.55

Nothing's fine. I'm torn.

2018/09/27(木) 23:20:39.92

Like having ED issue or what?

2018/09/28(金) 04:25:59.73

>>877
There's an another message board which makes you so happy.Come and join for killing time.
http://bbs.sp.findfriends.jp/?pid=thread_detail&;id=115921&pager_type=pager&page=1&w4&w4

2018/09/28(金) 16:23:21.82

Anyone wants to lick my juicy pussy?
I will share my contact

2018/09/28(金) 16:39:11.32

Gross.

2018/09/28(金) 18:50:02.01

i got a message via a gay app. from a US army keeping Afghanistan peaceful...

**名無しさん＠英語勉強中** (CL 0H1b-+W5L) · 2018/09/28(金) 21:53:05.66

He is trying to recluit you, don't fall for his trap.

2018/09/29(土) 00:11:50.16

recruit

Chat in English (英語で雑談) part 208

Chat in English (英語で雑談)　part 208