バカっぽい英文を書いていくスレ

2018/09/10(月) 23:47:27.76

Today I am human.

2018/09/11(火) 00:21:42.25

What a thread.

2018/09/11(火) 01:09:39.31

>>1, >>2
Both of you are very funny. I am really being laughed by you.

2018/09/11(火) 01:31:32.33

Please trust me.

2018/09/11(火) 01:38:33.76

I am a pen.

2018/09/11(火) 01:53:47.12

>>3
Thanks too much.

2018/09/11(火) 01:59:28.70

>>6
It is already too late, so you should go to bed right now.
Have a nice day.

2018/09/11(火) 13:42:53.80

The night is short that finds the day.

2018/09/11(火) 16:22:58.64

i am a boy.
this is a octopus

2018/09/11(火) 17:27:58.92

Is that a pen or a horse?

2018/09/11(火) 17:52:05.80

penn painappou appou penn

2018/09/11(火) 17:55:47.16

I am a liar

2018/09/12(水) 00:47:49.13

If you see shitty spam, post as follows.

Don't let your spam shoot here and there.
Read hentai and shoot it only in there, not in here.

2018/09/12(水) 03:20:56.32

This boy(Japan) grew up and defeat Russian navy in the history.
Fourty years later.

2018/09/12(水) 04:11:20.39

Pat come across Emi on the way.

Pat「Hi　Emi！ how are you today！？」
Emi「Oh Tom！I'm very fine！ And　you？」
Pat「I'm fine ,too. By the way, Do you know "lovemaking"？」
Emi「No. What is it？」
Tom「Umm…,If it is translated into Japanese,it will be （性行）.」
Emi「…………I beg your pardon？」
Tom「（性的行為）」
Emi「………………」
Tom「Well…today, I want to have sex with you in that hotal （；´д｀）HaHa…
　　your breast is so big！！！！！＞＜；」
Emi「……Tom, I have thought until now that you are a honest and pure man.　But…」
Tom「Shut up！Shut up！Come with me！」
Emi「Help me,　someone！」
Tom「it is no use！ＨＡＨＡＨＡＨＡＨＡＨＡ！！！！<ヽ｀∇´>」

2018/09/12(水) 08:22:51.10

i am a king of the world!

2018/09/12(水) 18:09:58.13

I can't say anything about that, but I can talk to you about it.

2018/09/12(水) 18:22:27.96

Some groups are listening to and stoling my thoughts receiving radio emitted from my brain.

I'm warnig people of the collective stalking actions but no one can understand me.

2018/09/12(水) 18:41:29.84

There's no perfect human being in the world beside me.

2018/09/12(水) 19:02:35.03

I'm fucking not able to access FAKKU fucking. Why the fuck do they fucking leave us out in the fucking cold?

2018/09/12(水) 19:50:31.77

my wife is very cute and young, but she is 2D lol

2018/09/12(水) 20:13:46.32

>>21
my colorless green wife is printed furiously

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Colorless_green_ideas_sleep_furiously

2018/09/12(水) 20:21:21.47

I rub a Japanese music unit, My Little Rubber.

2018/09/12(水) 20:24:52.52

　 ∧＿∧　　
　（　´∀｀） I am a bouz.
　（　　　　）　Unko is a ben.
　｜｜　|
　（_＿）＿）

2018/09/12(水) 20:26:52.87

　 ∧＿∧　　
　（　´∀｀） Have you ever had sex with someone?
　（　　　　）　I'm, cherry.
　｜｜　|
　（_＿）＿）

2018/09/12(水) 20:56:10.61

Life is too short, so have sex with as many as you can.

2018/09/12(水) 21:46:49.94

I want to play tennis with Serena Williams. it's my dream lol

2018/09/12(水) 22:14:57.56

play penis

2018/09/12(水) 22:56:49.19

Life is short, don't waste your time watching such a frickin site like this.
Never have sex.
Never play pennis.
Read hentai and fap out as many times as you can.

2018/09/12(水) 23:10:40.10

　 ∧＿∧　　 I got a information that 'lol'(meaning
　（　´∀｀）hageshiku,warau) is already old expression.
　（　　　　）　They use 'Ha Ha Ha' like usually..
　｜｜　| Ka Ka Ka
　（_＿）＿）

2018/09/13(木) 02:15:59.71

so far so good

2018/09/13(木) 10:45:31.36

i go to scul ebuli day.

2018/09/13(木) 13:45:11.84

i'looking for a screwdriver for a lefty.
does anyone know where i can get one?

2018/09/13(木) 14:22:32.72

My screw driver is relatively big. If you want this, you have to brush your teeth first. I want to keep it clean.

2018/09/13(木) 14:24:30.72

Oh, both right hand and lefty can use my screwdriver. But again, make sure you wash your hands before you touch it.

2018/09/13(木) 19:16:57.46

>>33
> i'looking for a screwdriver for a lefty.

When I read this one at first, I couldn’t understand the craziness.
However I finally understand that there is no screw driver for lefty, like scissors.

You are the craziest man I have ever met!!

2018/09/13(木) 22:11:38.64

Good morning fine thank you and you?

2018/09/13(木) 22:18:42.77

He died owing to hitting his head at the corner of a tofu.

2018/09/14(金) 18:10:40.83

>>38
Too bad.
He must have had sugar quality.
Sugar doesn't go well with tofu.

2018/09/14(金) 18:27:36.69

tofu can become a lethal weapon if it is frozen or flying at the speed of 15 km a sec like a meteorite.

2018/09/14(金) 18:44:48.40

Gosh! Unidentified flying tofu hit him at the speed of light.

2018/09/14(金) 23:31:48.17

　 ∧＿∧　　 Oh, Amuro retires.
　（　´∀｀）
　（　　　　）　
　｜｜　|
　（_＿）＿）

2018/09/15(土) 00:59:17.70

it's gonna be okay.

2018/09/15(土) 12:12:24.80

People who brag about their IQ are losers - Stephen Hawking
People who get their job are losers. - You

2018/09/15(土) 21:59:52.34

What's up, morons?

2018/09/16(日) 01:08:37.53

firstly, ... secondly, ... finally, ...

2018/09/16(日) 01:24:07.92

permission? no, persimmon.

2018/09/16(日) 01:36:47.73

英語出来ない奴はゲハから追放な
https://krsw.5ch.net/test/read.cgi/ghard/1536932168/

2018/09/16(日) 02:23:29.86

Today... my nephew's hamster gone.
　　　　　　　　　 _,,..,,,,_
　　　　　　　　/ ,' 3　 `ヽｰっ
　　　　　　　　 l　　 ⊃　⌒_つ
　　　　　　　　 `'ｰ---‐'''''"

2018/09/16(日) 20:16:52.13

　 ∧＿∧　　
　（　´∀｀） When I said " news 23 'today'",
　（　　　　）　a fool replayed " NEET 23years old, Doutei".
　｜｜　| His or her jork is so well...
　（_＿）＿）

2018/09/17(月) 06:26:27.48

how ya doing?

2018/09/17(月) 21:48:46.62

Some things are better left unsaid, but what is done can never be undone.

2018/09/19(水) 12:52:51.29

愛無 full of 嫉妬

no deep or hidden meaning at all.

i took dump four times today, and feel like i'm a crap making machine.

2018/09/19(水) 21:34:28.10

愛撫 ( ﾟдﾟ )　ｶﾞﾀｯ get the 嫉妬

2018/09/20(木) 15:40:39.47

外人上司がよく隣で fuck me 言うてたの思い出した

2018/09/21(金) 00:57:39.23

草

2018/09/21(金) 11:32:37.37

My office is located at 垢sucker.

2018/09/28(金) 21:51:10.76

It is for avoiding the mixture sudden boiling.

2018/09/30(日) 13:17:44.24

My dog speaks English better than me
.

2018/09/30(日) 13:19:58.31

Mi perro habla ingles mejor que yo.

2018/09/30(日) 14:52:17.20

but fuck you.

2018/10/03(水) 19:08:03.08

This is a backer-poi farm.

2018/10/15(月) 22:12:27.42

I eat lunch every morning.