Chat in English (英語で雑談)　part 209

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Chat in English (英語で雑談)　part 208
https://lavender.5ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1530612406/

Hey!!! All you NEETs, nerds, YouTube link spammers, pedophiles, neo-Nazis,
Yukorin enthusiasts, Nanako SOS admirers, Part-Time-Preachers,
Diplomats' spoiled sons, losers who can't remember Kanji characters,
Big-boobs fans, Weeaboo from around the world, learners of Japanese
who are too lazy to update their Japanese blogs very often, cunning
linguists, stupid fan girls of Johnny's Boys, Touhou pirates, and
that electrical super-gay who suffers from mental disease - This is your thread!
Let's hope the Internet-addicted housewife will come back soon!

We all wish for permanent world peace!

シリアス:https://lavender.5ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1509105279/

QandA:https://lavender.5ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1511609018/

2019/01/01(火) 14:53:33.42

purest animal?
me too!

2019/01/01(火) 15:28:38.52

Ｉｔ's fine day today.Ｉ wonder new yeras day is fine every years.

2019/01/01(火) 16:44:51.64

>>748
Finally, I got all what she is speaking!
Thank you so much!
I really appreciate your kindness.(^^)/

I'm a poor listener, so I mistook the meaning of this part too.
>I work evenings at Bazooka Burrito.
>My family is going on a cruise over spring break
I heard like these.
>Ever eating some Gouda cheese burrito,
>My family is going on a cruise to prison break
(...prison break? her family is criminal?)

2019/01/01(火) 19:28:42.94

every year, new years day's speciality has been fading away

2019/01/01(火) 19:46:19.90

https://www.nytimes.com/2018/12/30/business/carlos-ghosn-nissan.html

I needed to refer to dictionaries 83 times for this article.
Full of complex vocabularies.

2019/01/01(火) 21:28:43.65

oh, that's kind of labor.

2019/01/02(水) 05:30:28.35

Monster Hunter is fun, but I have to play it solo because I have no friends.

2019/01/02(水) 12:35:16.18

>>756
I can play with you
what kind of software do you play? I have PS4 version of MFW

2019/01/02(水) 12:37:17.03

sorry,I misspelled I mean not “Monster Fucker World” but “Monster Hunter World” so the correct letter is MHW

2019/01/02(水) 13:35:48.48

I don’t have PS Plus.

2019/01/02(水) 16:36:33.41

If I ware to be rich I might buy everything I want.

2019/01/02(水) 17:10:30.76

I have soken french fluently I would have been going well with living here in France.

**名無しさん＠英語勉強中** (THWW 0H99-fhsq) · 2019/01/02(水) 17:11:30.56

Have you had the first anus penetration for 2019?

2019/01/02(水) 17:11:44.21

I f It should be fine tomorrow I would play golf.

2019/01/02(水) 17:31:22.88

I might have left my PS4 on the moon.
So, neither do I.

2019/01/02(水) 17:41:36.92

Have you still been bearing your shit in your belly that you made last year?

【鹿】【401円】 (ﾜｯﾁｮｲ 5ab8-AIgs) · 2019/01/02(水) 18:01:03.70

If I had an asshole, I could take a shit right away!

2019/01/02(水) 20:15:41.64

Today I encountered a western style toilet like no ウォッシュレット. It was disgusting.

2019/01/02(水) 20:59:22.07

Oh, shit! If you don't have a ウォシュレット with your toilet, you have to rub your piece of shit on your asshole with a piece of toilet paper.

2019/01/02(水) 21:14:37.12

That exaclty happened to me at Costco and IKEA today. They have American and Swedish style toilets. No ウォッシュレット whatsoever.

2019/01/03(木) 00:29:22.64

You guys always love anus related matters, don't you?

2019/01/03(木) 06:44:31.01

>>787
Geek

2019/01/03(木) 06:47:45.04

>>784
You're disgusting.

2019/01/03(木) 06:51:54.48

>>787
Be aware of your shame .

2019/01/03(木) 11:24:20.32

If I were a lot hitter I could go every where on the earth.

2019/01/03(木) 14:49:36.11

>>767
>>768
>>769
You can buy attachable bidets for western toilets that you can put on by yourself.
I got a cheap mechanical one from Amazon.

**名無しさん＠英語勉強中** (JPWW 0H8b-fuH6) · 2019/01/03(木) 16:52:58.57

>>817
Stop it!Stop it!

**名無しさん＠英語勉強中** (JPWW 0H8b-fuH6) · 2019/01/03(木) 16:54:25.41

If the tax should be raised I would run away from this country.
Everybody so?

2019/01/03(木) 18:17:39.35

I won't mind as long as that increased tax only goes to the top 5% rich people instead of having them imposed on poor workers like me. Hopefully that might help lessen the taxes in other fields too.

2019/01/03(木) 18:48:30.17

That won’t happen because Abe just wants to collect money from poor people like us.

2019/01/03(木) 19:49:40.22

My stomach of body is full. I ate foods that is Japanese noodle as Ramen. My body is lie down on the sofar and my eyes looking Purebato of Japanese TV.
Umezawa saying "Without me, This TV show can not stand". But I think that is not equal to it because he is uncle men.

**名無しさん＠英語勉強中** (JPWW 0H8b-fuH6) · 2019/01/03(木) 20:28:45.22

>>820
Agree.
I want abe to impose such raising tax on luxually things.

2019/01/03(木) 21:48:13.74

what's your resolution for this year, guys?

2019/01/03(木) 22:01:27.16

>>782
Quit 5ch.

2019/01/03(木) 22:07:00.02

Pass Cambridge English Proficiency test

2019/01/03(木) 22:13:41.20

>>783
then definitely you shouldnt be here

2019/01/04(金) 02:54:40.36

>>783
You seem to be doing a good job so far.

2019/01/04(金) 03:15:35.16

Inori Minase is in the Switch version of Dragon Quest XI!

2019/01/04(金) 03:43:33.00

I am in futon. today temperature is very cold so this is cold night. I need hot air for saving my life so I clicked the switch of electric heater.

2019/01/04(金) 10:20:26.18

My daughters are watchin Video which was recorded on Jan 1 , called “Aibou”.

2019/01/04(金) 14:39:01.22

>>788
I use 貼るホッカイロ when I sleep. It’s very warm.

2019/01/04(金) 16:42:40.30

>>790
貼るホッカイロ is very useful and low price.

2019/01/04(金) 21:31:47.73

>>779
Abe is just a stupid weak leader (=puppet) who gives the green light to everything.
The bureaucrats and the global merchants are the actual people in power. They control the media and literally brainwash the people.
The current system of democracy is not working.

2019/01/04(金) 21:48:16.68

In these times, studying history and classics is a fun (yet depressing) thing to do. Because human nature never changes and history repeats itself.

2019/01/04(金) 22:03:41.97

By the way I heard that 5ch is a stolen site. If that's true, I hope it returns to its real owner.

2019/01/04(金) 22:07:02.38

https://www.worldts.com/english-writing/eigo-ronbun24/index.html

2019/01/04(金) 22:29:54.57

>>794
No worries, dude. 5ch is going to get back to nature soon.

2019/01/05(土) 03:33:31.50

>>794
piroyuki has been attacking to 盗人 on 法廷.

2019/01/05(土) 10:52:04.57

Without 5ch,what would become of us?

**名無しさん＠英語勉強中** (JPWW 0H8b-fuH6) · 2019/01/05(土) 12:10:26.72

>>836
In fact not stolen.
But,have some trouble with the former owner.

2019/01/05(土) 12:21:19.95

I’ve been sick for sometime. I blame this baka gaijin which I had to contact because of my work.

That gave me the virus or something.

2019/01/05(土) 12:51:02.12

Dear 5ch,

Please remove your foreign IP block.

I am a Canadian who would like to talk to Japanese people on 5ch.

2019/01/05(土) 14:21:11.56

I couldn't post 4channel. I wanted to talk
to American people.

2019/01/05(土) 15:17:12.45

>>801
You can bypass it if you pay for the premium membership.

2019/01/05(土) 20:20:16.80

VPN may help.

2019/01/05(土) 23:27:03.19

>>843
You came here and wrote down.
What's your concern?

2019/01/05(土) 23:28:53.33

Here's so fine but...
More friend more fun.
There's an another message board which makes you so happy.Come and join for killing time.
http://bbs.sp.findfriends.jp/?pid=thread_detail&;id=115921&pager_type=pager&page=1&w4&w4

2019/01/05(土) 23:59:32.39

I just ate お粥 for dinner.

2019/01/06(日) 00:01:12.27

Why so often do they call on us to visit another board?

**名無しさん＠英語勉強中** (JPWW 0H8b-fuH6) · 2019/01/06(日) 12:58:05.16

>>850
For expanding english speakers power.

2019/01/06(日) 13:31:35.26

What if you won the lottery?

2019/01/06(日) 14:52:46.37

>>810
The maximum ジャンボ jackpot is 1 billion yen.
The largest Powerball or Mega Millions jackpot is nearly 200 billion yen.

Japan has a long heritage of gambling. Why are their lottery jackpots so low?

2019/01/06(日) 15:52:45.66

I should’ve never been born, I hate existing.

2019/01/06(日) 16:13:37.39

If I won the lottery, I would immediately buy the new iPhone.

2019/01/06(日) 19:41:17.40

>>830
I really like to know how to win.

2019/01/06(日) 20:46:51.89

>>810
If i should win one hundred million in the lottery,i would resign from my company.

2019/01/06(日) 23:12:44.24

>>814
It's really easy for you because of having a future vision!!

2019/01/07(月) 01:27:24.51

>>849
Me too in lunch.
So nice.

2019/01/07(月) 03:17:00.07

FWFSZCPEZ CF TP GMVFOU!

2019/01/07(月) 03:35:17.59

Anyone here? I'm at work but I need something fun to do to keep going.

2019/01/07(月) 11:21:34.94

If I have a way to win lottery I would be a
rich.

**名無しさん＠英語勉強中** (JPWW 0H8b-fuH6) · 2019/01/07(月) 13:35:32.54

If I got a new car I would go Fujisan.

2019/01/07(月) 13:37:51.53

I can see the Fujisan everyday.

**名無しさん＠英語勉強中** (JPWW 0H8b-fuH6) · 2019/01/07(月) 13:49:36.13

>>861
If you got free time. Would you go to Singapore?

2019/01/07(月) 15:00:02.68

No. Singapore is teeming with Chinese.

2019/01/07(月) 19:20:30.74

dont have a bias toward China

2019/01/08(火) 02:31:31.94

Hey guys. What's up?
I love cute girls who talk with me.
Anyway.

2019/01/08(火) 19:51:54.15

Such a hot guy in the gym <333

2019/01/08(火) 21:47:03.46

I feel that those who commit anchor misses exist a lot in this thread. Is there any reasons?

2019/01/08(火) 23:16:33.63

I Japanese was not surprised at Mr Ghosn's statement in the court at all.
He simply denied the allegation just as the way we had expected.
Nothing new at all.
I wonder what his son indicated.

2019/01/09(水) 15:36:24.59

>>826
Not much really. I wish people would respond to each other more in this thread.
Do you have a girlfriend?

2019/01/09(水) 20:35:55.49

>>828
All those messed up replying are made by one guy. I think he can't count the number.

2019/01/09(水) 20:39:50.07

He is just the troll.

2019/01/09(水) 21:16:09.14

>>831
Thank you for your response.
I'm sorry,I made a mistake in the end of a sentence.
reasons→reason

2019/01/09(水) 21:17:34.45

Gone reminds me of Asahara-sonshi.

2019/01/09(水) 22:19:05.31

>>824
Do you mean Chinese visitors from China, or the Chinese Singaporeans?

2019/01/10(木) 01:21:01.49

I got a hair cut today. I’m so handsome now.

2019/01/10(木) 14:14:28.55

I haven’t gotten a haircut in around 2 years probably.

2019/01/10(木) 15:26:42.95

Are you a girl?

2019/01/10(木) 15:33:16.52

probably he has no hair to cut

2019/01/10(木) 15:34:51.61

Oh that makes sense since no girls visit here.

2019/01/10(木) 17:11:27.23

I’m a guy, my hair is very long.

2019/01/10(木) 18:35:31.52

What are you? Are u tryin to be 麻原彰晃 or what?

2019/01/10(木) 19:29:22.37

>>836
so you annoyed a haircutter.

2019/01/10(木) 23:05:22.97

Mirror, mirror, who’s the hottest guy in the world?!

2019/01/10(木) 23:19:22.74

Its me maaaaaaario!

2019/01/10(木) 23:35:24.08

>>845
No. You should say “You are the hottest guy” instead....

2019/01/11(金) 00:02:53.70

Mirror, mirror, hahaha

2019/01/11(金) 01:12:07.39

so does it means all of you have purchased Super Smash Bros. Ultimate?

2019/01/11(金) 11:36:00.69

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2019/01/11(金) 14:31:50.66

>>851
Come on!

I wish I were in Nagoya.

Chat in English (英語で雑談) part 209

Chat in English (英語で雑談)　part 209