Chat in English (英語で雑談)　part 210

2019/01/26(土) 00:33:30.65

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Chat in English (英語で雑談)　part 209
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Hey!!! All you NEETs, nerds, YouTube link spammers, pedophiles, neo-Nazis,
Yukorin enthusiasts, Nanako SOS admirers, Part-Time-Preachers,
Diplomats' spoiled sons, losers who can't remember Kanji characters,
Big-boobs fans, Weeaboo from around the world, learners of Japanese
who are too lazy to update their Japanese blogs very often, cunning
linguists, stupid fan girls of Johnny's Boys, Touhou pirates, and
that electrical super-gay who suffers from mental disease - This is your thread!
Let's hope the Internet-addicted housewife will come back soon!

We all wish for permanent world peace!

シリアス:http://lavender.5ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1509105279/
QandA:http://lavender.5ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1511609018/

2019/02/22(金) 23:44:33.40

>>434
Abe just wants all of Japan to SHINE.

2019/02/23(土) 02:36:02.70

There's another message board which makes you so happy.Come and join for killing time.
http://bbs.sp.findfriends.jp/?pid=thread_detail&;id=115921&pager_type=pager&page=1&w4&w4

2019/02/23(土) 02:36:41.82

>>429
Just get out!

2019/02/23(土) 02:37:12.15

>>431
Not so lame actually.

2019/02/23(土) 02:43:43.15

>>436
I don't think so.
He want to get Japan lame.

2019/02/23(土) 02:46:05.07

>>433
No idea.

2019/02/23(土) 02:46:43.64

>>437
I cant understand how to use that site...

2019/02/23(土) 02:47:38.74

>>442
DO NOT USE THAT. IT’S A SCAM.

2019/02/23(土) 02:51:16.27

>>444
What do you mean?

2019/02/23(土) 03:26:05.47

>>440
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/weird-news/japanese-prime-minister-shinzo-abe-accidentally-tells-women-to-die-9563004.html

2019/02/23(土) 03:38:55.45

One thing I’m sure is Japan is doomed because of Abe

2019/02/23(土) 08:40:03.18

Disculpe de México
No hablo inglés y solo hablo español

2019/02/23(土) 09:31:23.78

>>447
agua de caca

2019/02/23(土) 10:54:19.86

>>447
Te mato.

2019/02/23(土) 12:33:28.91

>>446
If it was just because of Abe, it would have been good.
The problem is much deeper than just Abe. But anyway, I can't stand Abe's face anymore.

2019/02/23(土) 12:53:57.63

>>375
So where did this moron go? I hate these bullshitters who just post some bullshit and disappear.
Don't tell me you morons denounced Americans like that because you watched some stupid South Park episodes and saw online shit talking over there.

2019/02/23(土) 14:53:03.78

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ガラパゴス English からの脱出！

2019/02/23(土) 16:04:42.00

I have various health issues and now I think my hairline is starting to receding. I’m only 19. Fuck my life.

2019/02/23(土) 16:07:44.94

Oh I wish I could give some of my hair because I have too much hair actually.

2019/02/23(土) 16:26:55.76

>>454
My hair is very long right now. My bangs cover the receding parts for now, but it will probably get worse.

2019/02/23(土) 16:32:55.01

>>455
I guess your situation is like this?

https://i.imgur.com/wg4vv9b.jpg

2019/02/23(土) 17:02:48.21

>>456
It’s just patchy right now. Hopefully I die before it becomes more noticeable.

2019/02/23(土) 17:52:37.36

廣瀬倖太郎ともうするんご。
陽キャラがちで馬鹿だと思うにー
彼女と一緒に楽しみつつ慇懃無礼ぶってるわ。非リアオタク馬鹿だわ。死ね。文句あるなら@knew526までよろしく。俺英語できるので我に従え屑ども。上智大学だんご。馬鹿ども死ね。そして、セクハラ魔ンゴ

2019/02/23(土) 18:43:07.55

>>453
Don't worry. Your hair isn't receding.
You are just moving forward.

2019/02/23(土) 18:59:44.77

>>455
"receding"? What does that mean? Wait there, let me google it real quick.

recede /rɪˈsiːd/
1. go or move back or further away from a previous position.
2. (of a quality, feeling, or possibility) gradually diminish.

Hmm, so your hair line is "receding"... Wait. YOU ARE FUCKING BALD!!!

**名無しさん＠英語勉強中** (JPWW 0H2e-e8VJ) · 2019/02/23(土) 21:24:45.82

>>459
Fuck off you.

**名無しさん＠英語勉強中** (JPWW 0H2e-e8VJ) · 2019/02/23(土) 21:35:56.92

>>457
Finland rock band.

**名無しさん＠英語勉強中** (JPWW 0H2e-e8VJ) · 2019/02/23(土) 21:37:15.21

>>448
English please.

**名無しさん＠英語勉強中** (JPWW 0H2e-e8VJ) · 2019/02/23(土) 21:42:30.41

>>455
Go to such kind of hospital!

**名無しさん＠英語勉強中** (JPWW 0H2e-e8VJ) · 2019/02/23(土) 21:50:19.55

>>448
What language anyway?

2019/02/23(土) 22:37:37.81

>>463
Agua de caca means aqua de popo.

2019/02/23(土) 22:52:06.40

Boys, be ambitious. Keep moving on forward.
Then you can shine more brightly than others.

2019/02/24(日) 00:17:44.67

>>467
American women think bold men ＝ sexy, manly
Japanese women think bold men ＝ kimoi, pathetic

It's Japanese women's problem.

2019/02/24(日) 00:18:39.87

>>467
Actually he's not famouse in U.S.
But, the words are so fine.

2019/02/24(日) 00:25:30.26

>>468
Don't think they are a human kind.
Not deserves it.

2019/02/24(日) 05:01:55.40

I’m thinning around my sideburns.

2019/02/24(日) 05:05:33.55

>>468
That's quite the generalization there.

2019/02/24(日) 06:12:09.82

I has been crying. Why peoples in world be fighting? Do should more peaceful living.

2019/02/24(日) 06:27:02.09

I want to die.

2019/02/24(日) 07:12:09.25

>>473
*I've been crying. Why do people across the world fight? They should live more peacefully.

>>474
*I'm gay.

**名無しさん＠英語勉強中** (ｽﾌｯ Sd0a-JSa/) · 2019/02/24(日) 07:41:15.54

It depends on the thread. There are
Iots of peaceful thread.

2019/02/24(日) 09:52:18.51

I ate chiken.

I ate a chiken.

I ate chikens.

I ate the chiken.

I ate the chikens.

**名無しさん＠英語勉強中** (ｽﾌｯ Sd0a-JSa/) · 2019/02/24(日) 10:14:06.75

There are lots of nice threadS.

2019/02/24(日) 12:00:32.01

Baldman is cool!

2019/02/24(日) 12:10:19.88

Do yo remember Die Hard?
Do you know Prison Break or Breaking Bad?
Most tough guys are bald.

2019/02/24(日) 12:28:11.99

I have no problems with bald guys. But I can’t stand unsanitary ones like people who don’t wash their hair, brush their teeth etc

2019/02/24(日) 13:32:32.53

>>473
Yes, who has bold head with beard are true men!

2019/02/24(日) 13:43:15.29

>>477
Is that a sort of black magic?

**名無しさん＠英語勉強中** (JPWW 0H2e-e8VJ) · 2019/02/24(日) 14:23:06.88

>>475
Think twice!

2019/02/24(日) 15:34:36.36

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-asia-47328334

2019/02/24(日) 15:36:37.76

>>475
I think gay is unproductive.

2019/02/24(日) 21:14:12.57

You and me like this thread but...
There's an another message board which make you so happy and take you out of boring.
Come and join for killing time.
http://bbs.sp.findfriends.jp/?pid=thread_detail&;id=115921&pager_type=pager&page=1&w4&w4
It's ok to ignore this advert.

**名無しさん＠英語勉強中** (JPWW 0H2e-e8VJ) · 2019/02/24(日) 22:47:58.12

Sunday has fewer user here.
Yes.Nothing unusual.

2019/02/25(月) 00:56:17.96

>>485
How do Japanese feel about God Emperor Trump?

2019/02/25(月) 02:34:18.07

>>489
Cool hair style guy.

2019/02/25(月) 03:44:25.14

>>489
He's pshychopass actually.
But, do every idea he said before the last election.
That is very nice.

2019/02/25(月) 05:00:18.90

>>491
You mean psychopath?
He still hasn't built the wall, you know.

The only reason he won was because Hilary is the devil incarnate.

**名無しさん＠英語勉強中** (ｽﾌｯ Sd0a-JSa/) · 2019/02/25(月) 11:18:55.01

Prince William is the coolest bald guy.

2019/02/25(月) 11:32:45.04

>>493
Can't agree with you more.
And Dwayne Johnson.

2019/02/25(月) 17:50:54.70

Fuck shit motherfucker fuck shit

2019/02/25(月) 19:52:57.54

Actually I look down on people who can’t pass 1 grade of Eiken.

2019/02/25(月) 22:10:42.21

>>489
For the umpteenth time,
485 is a longtime shill in this thread. He uses multiple (at least 3) connections or devices, and a lot of posts in this thread are posted by the same shill but have different wacchoi/IDs.
For example, 485 and 488 are the same poster.
Also, he's probably some 害人.

2019/02/25(月) 22:11:05.76

>>451
I'm here.
Wanna say something?

2019/02/25(月) 23:02:01.01

>>497
You've been shitting about it like forever. Get us some fucking proof already so we'll know what you are saying is true.

2019/02/25(月) 23:32:13.47

Japanese people speak English like an AI.

Hello. How are you? Nice to meet you.
Hello. How are you? Nice to meet you.
Hello. How are………Sorry, I'm malfunctioning.

2019/02/26(火) 00:23:00.31

>>496
You used be a second grader or nothing, right?

2019/02/26(火) 00:39:25.99

>>501
People who look down on others have inferiority complex.
No exception.

2019/02/26(火) 00:51:19.97

I lying on the futon. I not have energy for general life.

2019/02/26(火) 01:04:28.80

>>503
Always in bed ?

2019/02/26(火) 01:05:33.80

>>500
You're streaching the truth.

2019/02/26(火) 01:23:53.68

Is okay to automatically think that people who have no abily to pass 1 grade of Eiken are all slackers? Because they can pass it if they make efforts right?

**名無しさん＠英語勉強中** (ｽﾌｯ Sd0a-JSa/) · 2019/02/26(火) 01:52:53.65

>>500
That's the reason why you can earn
money as an English teacher.

2019/02/26(火) 02:10:54.15

>>504
No. I went 松屋 and came home now.

2019/02/26(火) 02:13:43.38

I prefer CoCo壱.

2019/02/26(火) 02:28:27.20

CoCo壱 is not found on near. I sad for it.

2019/02/26(火) 02:41:41.48

Try the spinach and cheese one. So good.

2019/02/26(火) 02:46:28.63

Hm, look likes is good.

2019/02/26(火) 03:13:17.68

Right? I don’t order typical boring curry like katsu curry and stuff

2019/02/26(火) 07:56:49.49

Lyrics of Utada Hikaru's "Simple And Clean" is damn good.
She is genius as a songwriter, singer and complete bilingual.

2019/02/26(火) 11:04:08.04

Nishino Kana:I wanna see and see you so I'm trembling

One of my fav songs

2019/02/26(火) 11:24:46.34

>>514
Is she famous in the U.S? Not at all?

2019/02/26(火) 11:27:25.88

Utada is overrated

2019/02/26(火) 11:38:48.67

>>513
Curry stream to hit you. Dododo.

**名無しさん＠英語勉強中** (ｽﾌｯ Sd0a-JSa/) · 2019/02/26(火) 11:43:36.28

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=DBGF4gfwDK4

Manabu Oshio, I like his English.

2019/02/26(火) 14:15:06.16

>>517
You are the famous person who keeps writing nasty comments here, right?
You always boast about your English proficiency, even though your English is B2 level at best.
And it seems that your English does not improve at all while pulling up nasty comments here. That's why you stick to this site rather than going to Reddit or 4chan because your English level will be debunked at these sites.

2019/02/26(火) 14:31:54.14

I have come here from the future.
Do y'all have any questions to ask me?

2019/02/26(火) 14:41:28.92

Someone is jealous because he can’t pass 1 grade of Eiken or what? That’s so lol.

Yes! My English is pretty bad but still I passed it lol
What about you? You still haven’t passed it?

2019/02/26(火) 14:45:12.97

Apparently someone can’t read the thread titile. This is a “chat” thread.

2019/02/26(火) 14:46:17.31

>517
http://hissi.org/read.php/english/20190224/dUdPaDdBc2kw.html
This guy is writing nasty comments also in another thread.
I can't understand why this guy can be so complacent about its English.
If I were the guy I would definitely improve my English before lambasting others'.

And this guy use the unique word: ネトウヨ.
I've never come across any person who can successfully explain the definition of the word...

2019/02/26(火) 14:53:05.71

Too long! Definitely this person doesn’t have the ability to understand the meaning of “chat”.

2019/02/26(火) 14:55:36.45

I’m assuming this person haven’t passed 1 grade of Eiken...which is so LOL

Even baka person like me passed it easily! What are you?

2019/02/26(火) 14:59:18.29

>>522
My English is way better than yours.
I'm wondering how on earth you thought I didn't pass the exam.
It's needless to say it's a piece of cake for me if you can pass it.

**HikaKing** (ｽﾌﾟｯｯ Sdea-AIQn) · 2019/02/26(火) 15:02:12.10

I'm the gratest YouTuber and I've just been editing a new video to post on YouTube.
Be sure to subscribe to my channel ;)

2019/02/26(火) 15:07:15.33

>>527
Ok. Please let us listen to your amazing English here?

2019/02/26(火) 15:12:08.18

I’M WAITING. DUDE HURRY UP

2019/02/26(火) 15:15:17.22

>>529
What does "listen" mean?
Do I need to upload some audio files in which I speak something in English?
Do you really think I will bother to do that?

2019/02/26(火) 15:17:09.16

>>531
Yes please? Or you can’t do that? So you’re just bluffing?

2019/02/26(火) 15:22:13.96

I'm showing my English level in writing.
It's enough to assume my level.
You clearly know I'm better than you, don't you?

2019/02/26(火) 15:25:20.17

Then how about uploading the certificate of 1 grade of Eiken? Or other English examinations like TOEIC, tour guide, 国連英検特A級？

2019/02/26(火) 15:34:51.81

IM WAITING AGAIN.

2019/02/26(火) 15:39:30.93

I'm not going to do anything that take physical tasks just for you.
You already know my English is better than you, that's enough.

Chat in English (英語で雑談) part 210

Chat in English (英語で雑談)　part 210