Chat in English (英語で雑談) part 225
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Hey!!! All you NEETs, nerds, YouTube link spammers, pedophiles, neo-Nazis,
Yukorin enthusiasts, Nanako SOS admirers, Part-Time-Preachers,
Diplomats' spoiled sons, losers who can't remember Kanji characters,
Big-boobs fans, Weeaboo from around the world, learners of Japanese
who are too lazy to update their Japanese blogs very often, cunning
linguists, stupid fan girls of Johnny's Boys, Touhou pirates, and
that electrical super-gay who suffers from mental disease - This is your thread!
Let's hope the Internet-addicted housewife will come back soon!
We all wish for permanent world peace!
Sistersites:https://chat-in-english.memo.wiki/
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Chat in English (英語で雑談) part 224
https://lavender.5ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1683644608/ fuck my brother
he should be dead with his fucking kids and fugly wife
thanks my external hard disk specifically for porn is almost full. I need to delete some and sort out as well. but it is 8TB. I'm starting ten days' holiday today. fuck...! I hate fucking big brother. hope he gets in a traffic accident soon xoxo give him the HDD as a farewell gift. no. it's full of porn. i don't want to reveal my fetish. >>5
How could you put them together to ten?
Using 有休？ >>8
What kind of fetish habit do you have? >>9
Days 13, 14, and 15 are fixed holidays, and days 16, 17, and 18 are days that are encouraged to take a paid-off. >>12
Are you chin chin guy maybe?
Really? >>6
Do you fuck to CCTV camera? >>4
8TB!
Do you collect 4k videos? >>13
yas! I'm glad you remember me. yesterday I went to a local big spa and stayed there a whole day and saw at least 100 chinchins.
it's really difficult to find a big one. they are all practically the same size. >>15
no. I don't have such good high resolution videos. I collect newly released videos in there. sometimes I deleted some but I can't catch up. I have been addicted to internet porn videos. It affected me quite badly. I was not able to focus on what I have to do due to my porn obsession.
Let me declare this.. from today, I am going to stay away from all porn contents.
I will do my best. >>18
humm...
You have a logical reason of porn collecting. WTF, this thread is a den of fags. No! I'm a heterosexual.
I have been always wanting big tits and to motorboat. big tits are also rare.
if I were a girl, I would get boob job so that I could seduce men. F cup is ideal maybe? I thought the typhoon is super strong, but what is this?! no rain no wind?! not fun at all>< today is the day you can get rakuten points. I just got 150000P. now I can be alive this month... phew! In Kobe, it is a strong wind but the rain isn't very strong so far.
I feel a bit cool. >>25
To sell what did you get the point? >>28
'motorboat' means pressing one's face between the female breasts, in short, ぱふぱふ.
Its origin derives from sounding like a motorboat when you breathe out shaking your head between the breasts. And the origin of ぱふぱふ is when Master Roshi in Dragonball series tried to press his face into Buruma's boobs. Do you usually use bluesky? I was in line at a supermarket today. this BBA suddenly cut the line and took my turn. I was at the moment annoyed so much. I yelled like "What the kind of education did you get?! fuck 老害" in Japanese. the store became so silent lol Everyone has a few pains or sorrows on their back.
Even if you flop down, there’s no answer for you. >>2
I used to dislike my brother, but I prayed for him instead. After a while, he became nicer, and I didn't hate him anymore. Hallelujah, it’s weekend. A week consists of Monday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, and Friday. You know? I'm sorry that the holidays will finish in the rest two days.
I wish I could be in bed eternally. shall I help you with granting your wish? make sure you write this ; give me all your money and land and house and everything to me in your dying will.
thank you. >>41
Are you introducing bad guy job? I have been going to Dr. Stretch for 3 months.
Dr. Stretch is kind of like a personal treatment that a licensed stretching trainer stretches all my muscles and joints so that I can enhance my flexibility and mobility of my body.
It is soooo painful during streatch, but I feel refresh and great after the treatment. I spend 7,000yen for one hour. I know it is a bit expensive, but I’m sure it worths it >>44
let the doctor stretch your cock >>46
What kind of massage does the doc should give ? What's the next step of here C.I.E? C'mon everybody.
Write down you thought getting your ass up. I have known new knowledge.
In English, there are make, let, have, and so on as causative verbs.
In Japanese, there are する, させられる, and させる as active voice, passive voice, and causative voice respectively.
Voice is 態. One is a verb, another is a voice.
Japanese grammar is interesting, too. >>52
However, forgetting such grammers is good in actuall conversation. Fever make one keep calm. Do any of you find yourselves in a situation where English and Japanese get mixed up in your mind, and you simply can't recall the word you're trying to express in Japanese? It is only a story that I found interesting that there are grammatical differences though... By the way, since entrance exams for native English speakers also include grammar knowledge, they study English grammar.
It is said that a person who makes grammatical mistakes is more embarrassed than in Japan because it regards him as a lowbrow person. >>55
sometimes…
It might sound like I'm kind of showing off if people realize I'm mixing up English, so I always try to hide it.
Abrupt English makes me look weird or snobbish, so I can't even say Englishy filler words like ''uh...'' or ''hmm...'' >>55
Have never experienced such mix up.
There's many way of remebering emmglish in one's head of japanese.
Interesting. I don't really care about Prigozhin's death. I'm tired of hearing about politics discussed daily on 4chan's Japanese thread. Japan is doomed you know?
taxes surely keep rising and over 90% of our incomes will be stolen by politicians in the future but Japanese people won't do anything and will be happy about the LDP and Komeito coalition government. I think many people live a decent standard of living except for some lowbrow people and people who hate to make an effort.
Those who blame politicians easily will be in trouble in any country.
People who have some skills or experience wouldn't be in trouble for the job and can earn enough money.
The fact is that I haven't been and won't be in trouble. Dawn will surely come and dispel all your sadness. >>62
There's no season of living in Japan for english speaking one.
I wanna move out to Malaysia. >>63
Effort make money?
I don't think so.
Here in Japan idling away make you rich.
More rich than people who make effort.
So sad!
Offcourse this kind of country don't get a glory. >>65
why Malaysia?
I would choose Brazil because they often say they have sexy lives. The next person to post has to suck my cock. >>66
That is wrong effort or not enough. Although it is not certain that making an effort makes success, there is certainly no success unless there is no effort.
A lazy person can not get success. >>65
You want to go to Malaysia, don't you?
You should go there.
Are you making an effort to do it?
Aren't you making excuses not to do it? huh, can englanders really post here? My girlfriend asked me to present a Cultier ring which costs 170,000yen on her birthday.
I'm sure I'm going to be broke if I buy it, what am I supposed to do? Simply go broke and see how she responds. Ok, I will go broke and from next date I will take her to Yoshinoya or Sukiya for every meal we eat and see how she responds.
If she starts complaining, I would attribute it for the fucking expensive Cultier ring. she doesn't deserve it. does she bring joy for you?! if not, punch her in the face and dispose of her in the trash bin! she doesn't deserve it. does she bring joy for you?! if not, punch her in the face and dispose of her in the trash bin! I have to renew my passport, but it's troublesome to have to go here and there. I will run off poop in my pants. yes. renewing passport is a scaring experience. I also pooped in my pants. Don’t drink too much beer before you go to be.
I once peed in my pants in bed during sleep. My mum got mad about it. you must have been a beautiful baby. >>79
Be awake
on your shame! >>78
Ya.
That takes really much. >>71
Have you ever
been
to there? Sweden is the best place to live in.
Finland is the best place to receive education.
Singapore is the best place to work in.
France is the best place to find a girl/boyfriend.
The US is the best place to watch sports.
The UK is the best place to hit a bar.
Italy is the best place to trip.
Japan is the best place to enjoy foods. >>86
have you ever been to those countries? whoa, sounds great! I would like to go abroad someday. You should go abroad.
Spend money and time on experiences, like travel and learning, especially if you are young. I first thought you said Guam.
Gunma is just one of the prefectures in Japan. It's not oversea.
Kusatsu hot spring is awesome though. You gotta check it out. >>86
Japan is the best country to do bentai stuff and feel superior because Japanese treat foreigners like "master" >>91
You had better not go to Gunma.
It is an uncivilized region where many barbarians have been living since ancient.
An outsider cannot return when he enters there once. That’s only old assholes who try so hard to sell their hot spring sweet red beans in soft bread(Onsen Manju) on the street.
They give away one Onsen Manju to tourists and drag them into their shop and semi-forcefully sell a package of the sweets. It is good to get one for free.
You can ignore them and get out immediately even if you go in. Yes I know but they are aggressive and persistent. They do let you go so easily that’s the problem >>95
The only action you should do is go away from such shop.
Don't make us listen to your sucks. >>99
The shop is located on the most famous street in Kusatsu village.
All tourists face this discourtesy. How am I supposed to not know it until I experience it. ■ このスレッドは過去ログ倉庫に格納されています
