抱腹絶倒の英語

So I turned up the heat on the boiler an sure enough, the company begun comin in from the
field. You could hear them in the barracks takin showers an getting dressed for the evenin
meal, an it weren’t long afterward that they begun arriving in the mess hall.

But the stew still raw. Out in the mess hall they begun a kind of disgruntled mumbilin that
soon turned to chantin an so I turned the boiler up again. After a haf hour or so, they was
beatin on the tables with they knives an forks like in a prison riot, an I knowed I had to do
something fast, so I turned the boiler up high as it could go.

I’m settin there watchin it, so nervous I didn’t know what to do, when all of a sudden the
first sergeant come bustin thru the door.

“what in hell is goin on here?”he axed. “where is theses men’s food?”
“It is almost ready, Sergeant,” I say, an jus about then, the boiler commenced to rumble an
shake. Steam begun to come out of the sides an one of the legs on the boiler tore loose
from the floor.
“What is that?” the sergeant axed. “Is you cookin something in that boiler!”
“That is the supper,” I says, an the sergeant got this real amazed look on his face, an a
secont later, he got a real amazed look on his face, an a secont later, he got a real frightened
look, like you might get jus before an automobile wreck, an then the boiler blew up.
（Forrest Gump）48頁