Chat in English (英語で雑談) part 204
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Chat in English (英語で雑談) part 203
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Hey!!! All you NEETs, nerds, YouTube link spammers, pedophiles, neo-Nazis,
Yukorin enthusiasts, Nanako SOS admirers, Part-Time-Preachers,
Diplomats' spoiled sons, losers who can't remember Kanji characters,
Big-boobs fans, Weeaboo from around the world, learners of Japanese
who are too lazy to update their Japanese blogs very often, cunning
linguists, stupid fan girls of Johnny's Boys, Touhou pirates, and
that electrical super-gay who suffers from mental disease - This is your thread!
Let's hope the Internet-addicted housewife will come back soon!
We all wish for permanent world peace! >>2
What is your job?
Are you still working?
Your office's network manager might detect your behaviour to connect the 5ch's server. http://chat-in-english.bbs.fc2.com/
For your another spare time let's come to the new site. >>2
No I don't think you are. I'm a researcher/programmer at a research institute.
I don't mind our IT guys would find out what I do on the Internet.
Posting on a message board is much less harmful than
downloading illigal/copywrited materials, which I very carefully avoid. I ate too much cookies before I went to bed.
That was the last thing I should do... >>999
I don't mean you should forget about your past, but just don't spend all your time
wishing for it. Chat in English (英語で雑談) part 204
http://lavender.5ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1511379960/
sorry i made another thread carelessly these chilly morning and purified atmosphere make my head clarified. >>12
Now what? We can't have everybody getting split up. We all need to pick one. >>1
if you made this next thread already, you should inform & paste it at previous thread like below!
Chat in English (英語で雑談) part 204
http://lavender.5ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1511354807/ >>12
Only igrore put it out. these chilly, clarified morning and purified atmosphere make my sperm transparent. It's still dark even though it is already eight o'clock. Oh that reminded me of my years-long question.
They say the night is darkest just before the dawn.
Is there literally any truth to it?
I mean, that's technically how it works for real? I don't know whether it is real or not.
From my experience,the night is darkest at three or four o'clock.
It's a metaphor to encourage someone by letting them to know the dawn is almost there.
I'm wonder if there is a same metaphorical verse in the Northern Europe.
Because there is actually nights without dawn. >>20
It's a metaphor to encourage someone. Like, "Don't worry, things may be shitty but it will
improve soon." > night is darkest at three or four o'clock.
lightness at morning. differs depending on latitude and longitude of and season in the place where people live in
anyone please correct my sentence Recently I have started HelloTalk app. But people there really suck. 95% of the guys are horney and only thinking about picking girls up and having sex. They are no longer interested in foreign language or culture at all.
The thing I hate most is that the Japanese girls seem willing to communicate with such vulgar guys. I have no idea why only japanese girls don't ignore savages. Don't they have pride at all? This is why they are called "easy pussy".
(Sorry for my poor english) https://dotup.org/uploda/dotup.org1395078.jpg
why japanese attach fish head to their meals? even japanese think it disgusting. i see. this pie is famous at "kiki's delivery service". Because head is the most nutritious body part of fish. It contains plenty DHA which enhances your inteligence. speaking of fish head, this looks like a tuna head, dont you think?
https://page.auctions.yahoo.co.jp/jp/auction/f240398271 >>24
Because fish head is most suitable for making soup stock from some gaijins hate shirasu.
because lots of tiny dead fish are gazing at them. in reverse、i dont understand how good pickle >>24
looks like usuall.
No probldm at all. nande eigode shaberana akannen Because this is an english only thread I guess you need another message board for your unlimited chatting desire.
So!
http://jbbs.shitaraba.net/study/13024/ So many chat threads in English boards. I blame shameless gaijins. >>23
I was considering finding a language partner on HelloTalk or italki or something similar
but decided against it. There are just too many リア充 there and the chances of finding
a decent person are so small that it's not worth going through hundreds of people to
meet someone who's actually interested in me helping them with English in return for them
helping me with my Japanese. I used to sign up for laung 8, where there were a lot of Japanese who wanted to learn English.
You might want to join it. They would correct your Japanese essays soon after you post them there.
That is beacuse the balance between supply and demand has collapsed.
I mean a lot of Japanese who want to learn English v.s. a few of native speakers who learn Japanese.
Did I make myself understood? Sorry for my poor English!! >>41
Your English was nearly flawless so I understood you without any problems.
The thing about those sites is that I don't really write essays or diary entries, so they wouldn't be that useful to me.
While I'm sure there are tons of natives who would be happy to correct my writing, most of my language-related
questions are more about the usage or nuances of words, or the meanings of words I can't quite understand. Hi, dude!
Are you happy now?
Oh, you don't have to make believe to be happy in front of me.
You see, we are bosom friends. So you can tell me anything and everything when you have sad things.
I'm ready to console you anytime. >>42
You must be an advanced learner of Japanese.
Then, you have to look for a person who is fluent in both English and Japanese.
Hmm...It's a difficult question I have experienced lang-8 a few years ago
As there were many chinese who wanted to learn Japanese
I corrected their Japanese texts from one to the next.
but not many people who could correct my english text. >>45
Yeah, you can say that again! I had the same experiences as yours! >>46
I know
as china has too larg population, they are seen everywhere.
chinese at lang-8 studied japanese with great enthusiasm
I have been surprised that some of them could write a long difficult sentence of japanese very well. It'cold as if it' already in February.
Summer is getting hotter,but winter seems to be colder than before.
This assumption might be wrong because we have less snow than before.
Still, it's cold enogh to complain, "It's still Nobember isn't" it?"
In the past we have had four seasons, but now there are only summer and winter. >>48
Although they must have anti-Japanese sentiments due to the communist party's policy,I wonder why they are so enthusiastic about learning Japanese. Is there anything behind this phenomenon ? Most of them are females, aren't they?
I also used to get access to Skype for the purpose of improving my English skills.
But after all, I found myself teaching Japanese to two Chinese girls from Sichuan Province. There are some demands for Japanese to work in customer support section in IT companies. Korea and China are shames of Asia. >>50
> why they are so enthusiastic about learning Japanese
maybe in order to reading manga or anime
anti-JPN sentiment and anime buff. are two different stories for them.
>Most of them are females, aren't they?
Is that so? i'm not sure.
> after all, I found myself teaching Japanese to two Chinese girls
ww I'm gonna tell you a true story why Chinese people are surprisingly eager to learn Japanese language.
Did you realize that many Chinese recently have been purchasing japan's real estate property such as lands, apartments, and private houses?
China is invading Japan slowly, gradually, but surely.
Sooner or later they will completely deprive our job, habitat, even culture. They are gonna cheat and deceive us by using proficient Japanese language. Our hospitality mind can be goofy enough.
The most threatening thing for Japan is neither AI nor North Korea. It is People's Republic of China.
They still feel strong resentment at what we have done on China during Sino-Japanese war 1894-1945. All the people of the country are burning with vengeful thoughts. That is a little bit exaggeraued and seems much mnre conspirasy theory.
In fact,chinese communities are growing all over the world.
The U.S. has seen steep increase in chinese origin especially in unitersities.
For me, this is a most serious problem.Japanese students should go to unitesities in the U.S. more or we will be inslar country literally. I've made so much typos.
I relied on gboard to write.So once I stop using it,I suffered from errors.
Same thing can be said to my japanese.
Now it is difficult to write chinese characters collectly having relied on computers so much.
I'm not suse whether I can write 正確 collectly. I'm not sure how one would set it up on a Japanese computer, but don't most web browsers
have options to enable spell checking?
At least for me, on Google Chrome, you can find it under Options→Advanced→Languages→Spell Check,
then select the language(s) you would like to have spellchecked.
It'll spot most mistakes and mark them with a wavy red line under the word, then you can right
click the word and it'll suggest words you might have intended to write instead.
Even natives make mistakes when writing or forget how to spell otherwise common words, so it's
a very useful tool to have, even more so when learning the language. Yes.most PCs have spell cheack abilities both in Japanese and English.
They even suggest the nuances in same pronouciation words like 創造:creation and 想像:imagination.
Now I'm using certain gagdet to write that doesn't have any correction function.
This expose my spelling so sometimes it's useful to know my pure skill in English... but thank you for taking your time to let me know how to enable the function.
You must be kind and nice person! 54 reminds me of Trumpism. Sooner or later, we, Japanese, may have Trump-like person as our prime minister. It is easy to fall into the trap. Not to mention you sounds like the pot calling the kettle black to boot. My bad. Humans really need to stop invading other people's places (or letting others invade their own places).
Just because whites invaded and colonized others in the past doesn't mean muslims, africans etc can invade and harass whites' places now. I live in Setagaya Tokyo. In a 20-Min walk from my house, there is a historic site, where Hideki Tojo once lived. I think all white people should go back to Europe and let native people live freely in their places... 61. Agreed. You must be an Native American. 63. You know something. As of 2017, there are more than 100,000 Japanese people living in China, >>62
Setagaya? I heard people in Setagaya even don’t go to combini because they are super rich. Is that true? I looked up the word "invade" in the dictionary, and the first example usage is this:
start to invade Tibet
チベット侵略を開始する
I praise the editors of this 三省堂 dictionary. @66. Tons of such shops over here. You are ill-informed. lol. Japanese economy today highly depends on China. Japan imports from China more than any other country, let alone China being the second largest buyer of Made-In-Japan today. We, humans, need each other to survive, regardless of color, zip code and the likes. >>69
You shouldn't see only economical influence for importance.
China is still not so impotant as for their
bad behaviour. @72. If you were Chinese, I guess you would have written something else up there. We are all biased one way or another. >>64
I don't know about America, as it is not a normal country. I was thinking about what's going on in Western Europe when I wrote that post. That’s the reason why we were born with two eyes and two years. Let’s try to use all of them. About time to go to bed now. I must get up early tomorrow. Thank you. Everyone This thread got #1 momentum just right now. I believe this was the first time ever since this Chat english thread originally established. It's second place now. And I've seen this thread's momentum exceeding 100 in the past. Maybe even over 200. i thought about trying an online english chat room to polish my speaking/listening skills,
but i remember i need to get some headgear with microphone of good quality in the first place...
i wonder if reviews for products on amazon are reliable or not... I wouldn't mind some verbal communication to work on my Japanese either,
but I'm just worried that everyone else might not be used to my accent (in English)
since I'm not a native English speaker, and people are used to hearing either
British or American accents. >>65
100,000 is 1/7 of the number of the Chinese people in Japan. It is a very small size considering the population of China is 10 times larger than Japan.
On top of that, take the massive territorial size of China into consideration, and the size of the Japanese population in China should be insignificant. >>80
Some of the reviews could be paid for or completely made up by the companies themselves,
but still I found review scores reliable in most cases.
Paying a closer attention to negative reviews rather than good ones also helps, I believe.
You would be surprised how Italian people tend not trust
the information they find on the internet, books, TVs or from any other media outlet.
Instead, they value the information they obtain from real-life friends
as if it is the only reliable information out there... >>17
you should go hospital.(´・ω・`) I guess you need another message board for your unlimited chatting desire.
So see the site!
http://jbbs.shitaraba.net/study/13024/ >>30
That's awful.
Shirasu is so nice.
Some Gaijins are impossible. >>84
Put "to" between go and hospital @82. Then we should send J-nese business persons and their families even more to China, to to mention students who are eager to learn Chinese. The fact is that, without them, we, Japanese, can no longer sustain our daily life, like it or not. Look around, everything is Chinese, your clothes, electric appliances, shoes and the list goes on and on. Put simply. We are living in One World. Your saying like Chinese should go back to China is the same thing as some of them saying like Japanese should go back to Japan. Those are mostly right-wingers, aka, uneducated, narrow-minded ones. Whenever chinese people sex, they don't do foreplay. Man just insert his dick into a pussy. Thats all. It is like a dog's sex. >>92
1.Here is not your possession.
2.Not the same.Think about situation. in spite of learnning English every day, my dream that watching american movies without subtitle are long way to go.
and the saddest thing is that speaking in English is much more diffcult than listenning or reading english.
everytime i try to speak and make sentenses in english, words are running away from my head.
it's like i'm a butterfly catcher and words are flying away from me in to the blue sky.
and English grammar is also my nightmare which is completly different from japanese one.
the hardest part is how to deal with the time. past tense, future tense, present tense, confusing me.
when i talk about some story to someone, my characters break time barrier easly. like time traveler.
so that even the easy storys like my grandma going shopping to supermarket turn into a Science Fiction. >>94
How the hell did you get to know that? >>96
How can I find out such difficulty in your sentenses? >>96
It's the same for me with Japanese. If I get the time to look up words and
write my thoughts down instead of speaking them then I can form quite coherent
sentences, but if I need to speak in real life then I'll often pick the wrong words,
speak casually when I should be speaking politely and vice versa, screw up the
tenses, or just sound like an idiot in general.
Do you also feel like you just can't use half the vocabulary you supposedly know?
Like, I know around 8000 Japanese words at this point, but a lot of words I'd only
ever recognize and would never use on the spot even if they would be the most appropriate.
For example, I recognize the word 涼しい when I see it, but I've never actually used
it when it would have been appropriate. Instead my mind jumps to スッキリ even
if it would be grammatically incorrect or sound weird in context. Don't forget everybody speaking incorrect japanese and that's enough for do almost all. It is interesting to know you confuse スッキリ with 涼しい.
Learning second language is that difficult...
We'll be スッキリ after taking shower, and we'll say 涼しい in front of air conditioner in summer.
Speaking is the most difficult because we have no time to come up with the right words.
I can read the New York Times with no difficulties, but my speaking level is of native elementally school pupils... @95. 1. Totally agree with you there
2. I don’t see your point.
Good day. I am so happy that this thread has been gaining huge momentum recently. >>103
TOEICスレに長年粘着してるクズ野郎潜伏中につき注意
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>>93
何を根拠に雑魚と?点数か?
じゃあまずお前がスコアをID付きでうpしてみろよ。これでどっちが雑魚かはっきりするだろ。 I totally scare of making grammartical mistakes when I speak or write English sebtences.
How sbout you guys? Is it ok making mistakes? >>67
china wll pressure to Sanseido to say that >>104
Since this is an English-chatting thread, you'd better write your opinion in English from next time; otherwise you are going to be seen as a non-english idiot. >>94
I guess it doesn’t matter if the woman is just for abenefit realationships xD Please tell me about “shadowing” learning style.
Is it effective when I wanna improve my English speaking skills?
Please tell me about it especially someone who’s trying shadowing now >>103
are you the person who originally made this thread? >>105
Making mistakes is absolutely the best way to learn something in the quickest possible manner.
Being too scared of it is completely unnecessary and just slows down your progression,
although for whatever reason it is all too common among Japanese people.
No one starts out perfect, and in all honesty,
no one really cares if you make a mistake or two in a foreign language.
Just go ahead and set yourself up in an environment to make a lot of errors.
It will definitely help you. rewrote my reply
>>67
if china catches the news she will pressure 三省堂 to delete it
you may think it's a joke, but chaina will do it surely >>105
Makeing mistake is no serious matter.
Breath easier to enjoy chat. >>111
Caran method is I think a kind of shadowing. >>113
>>116
I definetly appreciate your comment.
How do I describe my enotions...speechless happines that you guys encoruage me to speak English and recommend talking English with joy.
I love you guys,and embrace your comment deeply.
Thank you for replying me! >>117
Thanks man,i just searched that in a quick momment and i guess it’s quicker than shadowing talking speed.
Kinda intersting staff @104. Score ? What the hell is are talking about ? I think I‘ve never even talked with ya, Grow up, kid.. I’m so glad that so many people started to post commnets here! Instead of freaking annoying gaijins... What a productive thread. No wonder many english learners have been coming here recently. Correction : Are you talking about. Not are talking about This thread is so destructive that I think I am wasting my time and that I will fail in a upcoming test next month. Gotta get out of here ASAP. XD >>124
Then destruct all your devices that have an internet access right now. why destructive?
this thread topics are mostly boring. >>127
Then why don't you give us an intriguing topic? Did you come to this place just to complain? >>127
Ha ha!
Your sarcasm is boring too.
You may have much knowledge about English but no English you write have wit! >>129
Then,don't come back. Comfort women are just professional prostitutes. Whores! Having said that though, I’m still here.
*facepalm* Do you guys have a favorite dialect/accent of English?
Like Irish, German, French, American, etc. stuff like that.
I'm partial to Irish, Scottish, and Australian dialects, myself. I like this guy’s accent but basically i don’t like british one and the one strongly related to british accent like Australian.
so i like american and canadian better.
https://youtu.be/9QCgqQdmr0M >>134
I like american accent, maybe because I am accustomed to hear that by watching a lot of american movies >>135
I think Bogan Australian with as much slang and stereotypical "Australianness" as possible
is hilarious and fun to listen to. I don't like it just because it "sounds silly" but because they
usually sound like rowdy, fun people with a lot of energy. That's a stereotype of Australia in
general, sure, but it's not like it's a bad one.
>>136
I'm assuming you mean the Midwestern American accent, or as it's often called, the "accentless"
American accent? I like that one too. America doesn't really have that many good accents,
but the Midwestern is good and the New Yorker accent is at least funny to listen to for a little
while. If you listen to it for too long it starts to get really annoying. I've heard that Haruma-fuji has a drinking problem.
It seems that people live in Asian continent generically savage.
I wonder if that's because they are descended from Genghis Khan? How much I like american accent depends on the region. Since US is a huge country, people's english speaking accent varies place to place within the country.
Personally, I don't like Newyorker's accent. It is not very comfortable to hear for me.
I like California and Texas accent. Ohh, >>137 already mentioned what I wanted to say During my two day visit to Scotland, I couldn’t even catch the word, Loch Ness. I even met a Japanese female student saying like “Dad, call me back to Japan, people here don’t speak English !” @138 You are a Japanese-in-name-only. Remember. We all crossed Yellow Sea a long time ago. We humans are all the same. Not just Mongolians, Some of us also drink too much and lose control. That’s nothing new. @139. Wish I could visit the US some day. Among many accents in Japan, I like Ibaraki’s accent the most. So cute. :) >>144
I'm totally crazy for the Kansai dialect. I love its rhythm, its unique vocabulary, the comedians
that speak it, and the speakers themselves are usually really fun people to be around.
I want to learn to speak something like it too, but I know that "general Kansai dialect" isn't a
thing, so I need to learn which dialect has the features I like the most and start focusing on that
one. I guess you need another message board for your unlimited desire.
So,take a look at the site.
http://jbbs.shitaraba.net/study/13024/ @145 Among many TV personalities in Japan, some are from overseas. Of these, A guy who can speak Yamagata accent is so funny. I like him. I cannot recall his name though. Kansai accent also sounds funny to Tokyoite that I am. I really wish this retard would fuck off and die. Why do this kind of retards tend to spam the thread? @148 you must the one I called RWNJ. LOL. I have no idea what you are talking about. Are you mentally ill? Why do you not use anchor? Thank you for reading my great comment to ya. Hope you liked it as always. >>142
we are not the same.
so-called national character a lot depends on its historical, geographic or geopolitical conditions I don't watch sumo these days, but I liked Harumafuji's sumo style. He's a fighter. But his temper was not suitable for a yokozuna, I guess. @152. Agreed. Even among us all. Some are lefty, others are righty. Otherwise there would not be that many nouns. Btw. Why is it that some of us tend to look down on other Asians ? I guess you can answer my stupid question in no time. no. the victim (takanoiwa) went zyungyo(巡業) after the trouble and won the match.
everyone there didnt confirm his wound (including me watched the VTR).
so what i doubt about is why harumafuji's affair reported exaggerately and wrongly.
all i want to expel is not individual like harumafuji nor takanohana, but the corrupt structure of sumo association(相撲協会) itself. @153. Good point. Totally agreed. Asashoryu was also retired because he caused the violence
it seems that Mongolian-born sumo wrestlers are easily offended >>156
your way of reply is not suitable for 5ch.
use ">>" instead of "@". @157. What if there were some bullying because they are minorities ? Being an outsider is not as easy as we can imagine, I don't like Japanese accent in English, even though I also speak in that way.
They tend to speak very flatly with no intonation, and influenced by the first language greatly.
This make them very hard to understand.
I am used to listen to other accents such as lndian's or Filipino's
because they broadcast news on a daily basis,
but have less opportunities to be exposed by Japanse accent.
This makes things worse especially when I have to be interviewed by Japanese who has strong accent. >>159
you are unfamiliar with Japanese somo much?
there is not bullying due to being minority in japanese sumo world >>161
why you can assert like that? dont you know the word "kawaigari" ? Compared to that European's accents are easy to understand,
when l hear they speak English in international meetings on BBC. >>160
sorry, i dont quite understand your situation
which country are you living in now? @161. How can you be so sure ? Are you a sumo wrestler ? Probably you are not. But one thing is for sure, you are extremely self-righteous. Better doubt everything. My two cents though. >>162
かわいがり is not a bullying targeted at minorities >>165
何度もいわれてるんだからルールを覚えてよ
replyしたい人の番号の前に>>をつけるんだよ >>166
how do you define かわいがり? that induced murder at tokitsukaze stable on 2007. >>164 I'm living in Japan surrounded by those who speak decent English.
So I had less chance to have conversations with strong accented Japanese.
I don't deny or blame someone, but just mentioned about my preference. @169 Hope you enjoy Japan to the fullest, Soon enough, I bet you will get used to our accents. >>171
I'm sorry to make you confused.
I am Japanese living in Japan.
I've talked about a little rare situation,
so it must be difficult to grasp. @172. *Sudden burst of laughter* @168 Let me put it this way. かわいがり means love, while いじめ means bullying. In the case you mentioned above, I assume that かわいがり is being used ironically. いじめ is the suitable word for it.
Hope this helps. かわいがりi is a traditional way in japanese smo world
it's a kind of violence, so it should not be.
but this is entirely unrelated to discrimination True. Anything but dicsrimination. However, as you may know, bullying sometimes happens, no matter what country, workplace, or school it is. Miniorities are more likely to become an easy target then majorities. Communist chinks need to stop bullying Tibet. >>172
now are we talking about sumo world, aren't we?
かわいがり is a kind of violence which a higher-order person commites against low-order one.
so this may be a power harassment i always try to get rid of small pieces of food that are stuck between my teeth
with a toothpick after having a lunch.
basically those pieces are successfully taken away but sometimes i fail.
in such a case, i keep on being distracted while working. i can't concentrate. >>180
please dont waste an opportunity to exercise your english skills on such a nonsense topic What about communist chinks? They really need to stop bullying Tibet. >>181
i feel sorry to hear that, i like nonsence.
i am attacked by so many directions/orders of "to be effective", "to be cost-saving",
"to be logical" or "to be time-saving" at the office in the daytime
that i would like to flirt with nonsense when i spend my valuable private time. Retards condemn the white colonists and such daily, but not the communist chinks bullying Tibet for decades.
Instead, they are like "CHINA ARE THE FUTURE! WE ARE ONE WITH THE CHINA!"
Why? Because they are retarded. That's why. Political issues are difficult thing to talk.I 've heard before that it is recommended to avoid to talk it in workplaces in the US.
It is understandable considering the political device in the country.
Unfortunately, Japan seems to follow suit the situation. Rift between political left and right-wing is bigger than ever.
Bigotry and nationalism prevail across the world. what is political device...
I meant political devide.
I don't know whether it is my fault or voice recognition's fault. It sounds pretty strange when the Japanese accuse the Chinese of crimes against humanity. Those ignorant Japanese don’t even know that millions of Chinese people lost their lives when invaded. Please do us all a favor and don't start this shit again. Give me a break. You are barking up the wrong tree ! Charity begins at home and house. Please feel free to post anything you like. Thank you in advance. Ugh. Mom. Give me back my toys. I’m going home ! I have a pen.
I have had a pen.
I had a pen.
I had had a pen.
I will have a pen.
I will have had a pen.
I am going to have a pen.
I am holding a pen.
I will be going to hold a pen.
I am going to be holding a pen.
I have been holding a pen.
I was hoding a pen.
So many tense. English is difficult I will be going to hold a pen.×
I will be holding a pen ○ I'm going to be a pen someday.
I cannot type this sentence by voice typing because it is too unnatural.
It will automatically correct like this.
I am going to be a pain someday
I'm going to be up then someday
I'm going to be a pain someday
it's impossible to write lol "I will be going to hold a pen" would technically be grammatically correct
if "going" is used literally rather than as an auxiliary verb.
As in "I will be heading to another location to hold a pen." It's interesting.
I will be going to hold the pen
I can write this sentence by voice typing so it can be a correct sentence.
Voice typing is a good tool to know how to write naturally. You must be in a place where there is little oxygen. Or you must have so fat a body as not to be able to breathe enough. >>187
Japan has apologized to china and provided your country about 45 billion dollars until now.
So, China also should stop invading Tibet, Uighur and Mongolia immediately and should
apologize them, give them an enormous amount of money, just as Japan did, please.
if that helps, Japan has been carring out ODA to China even now >>175
the murder case on 2007 shouldnt be bullying or discrimination? you are a optimistic person! >>187
You are stupid enough not be able to make out that human consciousness toward" what is good and what is bad" has changed in accordance with times.
Nowadays, we are liveing in a time when such a concept as " humanity" is spreading all over the world.
So those who commit crimes agianst humanity should be severely punished.
On the other hand, the time when Japan advanced into China is so-called an era of "imperialism"
One of the characteristics of this era is, as it were, the survival of the fittest, which means the strong prey on the weak.
You should not evaluate historical facts on the basis of modern values where you stand on. correction make out → understand >>204
I don't think he's Chinese. The Chinese are generally smarter than this retard. The 5 words japanese people can't pronounce properly.
forever, shake it out, get out, world, hurt >>187
Millions of Chinese?? Why do you Chinese like to forge lies concerning numerals? Huh?
First of all, you should learn historical facts sincerely and should not exploit them for the purpose of gaining political benefits.
The so-called Nanjing masscare is a typical example of your being a liar.
How could the Japanese military kill three hundred thousand Chinese when the population of Nanjing city at that time were approximately two hundred thousand ? Huh?
Although we are living in a time when fundamental human rights should be thoroughly respected, only China is invading neighboring countries and regions in an anachronistic manner.
In the couse of time,your contry will be ostracized from internatinal comminity. I whatever you say, I set him up as a Chinese.
That's because I just wanted to practice English writing. lol Hey! Let's talk about Final Fantasy!
Where has jook gone! Come back here! >>208
i know he is chinese
because i have argued about this kind of subject against many chinese on the internet
and every one of them said just the same thing every time as if they had
somehing like a list of potential Q & A on this subject for defending themselves Chinks are Tibetan murderers. They need to be stopped! Vicious spiral
China is afraid of Japan
Japan is afraid of North Korea
North Korea is afraid of South Korea
South korea is afraid of China >>213
But this one is not Chinese. I'm a lot better at this kind of guessing than you, so you should shut up and listen to my verdict. >>215
I don't think China is afraid of Japan.
I don't think Japan is afraid of North Korea.
Don't know about South Korea. Forever:
You have to bite your lower lip slightly when prononceing f-sound and v-sound. As for r-sound, I've learned you have to pull your tongue to the back of your mouth, not roll it up.
Shake it out: E-sound is omitted. The former t-sound turns into soft d-sound or r-sound while the latter t-sound is omitted.
Get it out: the former t-sound turns into soft d-sound or r-sound. The latter t-sound is omitted.
World: l-sound before a consonant is called " dark L ", whose sound is similar to "u". correction get it out → get out correction bite the lower lip with your upper front teeth. Communist chinks: They need to stop bullying Tibet. Retard: "I hate bullying!"
-China is bullying Tibet.
-Japan bullied China in the past.
-Therefore, I, a Japanese, should not accuse China of the ongoing bullying. Fuck white bullies, but let's kiss China's ass, they got money and power.
I think a lot of the problems in today's world are caused by this kind of retard logic. Many people attack China's human rights problems, but I don't care about those matters.
I don't care if millions of Chinese people get killed in China at the hands of the communist party. It's their history.
China just needs to listen to the Dalai Lama and his people and do what ought to be done.
High level autonomy is what they have been wanting, and no more than that, if I'm not mistaken. A few years ago, I watched some documentary about reviving Buddhism in China. They seemed to be great people.
I think east asians go wrong when they throw away Buddhism. Koreans have become ill because they threw it away in the 17th century or something. Mom. As shown, I totally outsmarted all of them this morning. I had a blast.
ー Naughty Naughty ー >>225
17th?
I guess it's after the world war 2.
Anyway I think your idea is correct.
But,India throw B away and making success. >>227
Korea practically quit Buddhism in the 15th century or something and went full Confucianist, I think.
Also, people think Indians are asians, but actually they are like Iranian-Europeans or something. I don't know how much you guys use a dictionary when you write your posts, but from my fluent
perspective you all seem to speak really good English.
Maybe you've heard of the habit a lot of Japanese people have of saying that a non-native speaker
can speak really good Japanese if they can speak it at all, even just basic phrases with a thick accent,
but as someone who's personally tired of getting compliments like that in spite of how bad I know my
Japanese actually is, I really do think you guys are doing a great job.
Keep it up. I'm cheering for you. These imflammable topics are not suitable here.
Because you will likely be embroiled in quarrels and just keep writing unproductive things.
Furthermore, it is waste of time for most people to read these layman's political views.
If you wanna talk about histrical issues, create a new thread. Asking this question is kinda rude,but I’m curious about your occupation and age.
I mean I wanna know what kind of people there are,and speak English really fluently.
Sometimes I wonder some people aren’t Japanese because of their natural English sentences. >>232
I don't think that's rude to ask. Seems perfectly fine to me.
Although I'm not Japanese, and I've been speaking English fluently
for several years so I probably don't count. My fluency has been getting
a little worse lately since I spend a lot of time reading, thinking, and speaking
Japanese, so I'm getting a little rusty at articulating myself in English as good
as I used to. I guess you need another message board for your unlimited desire.
So,take a look at the site.
http://jbbs.shitaraba.net/study/13024/ >>232
If you tell me about you, I will share my information with you >>232
And what kind of person are you?
You're quit fluent at least when taking down. I've been looking forward to reading this swedish guy's posts lately because I learn a lot from them. >>230
I guess you need another message board for your unlimited desire.
So,take a look at the site.
http://jbbs.shitaraba.net/study/13024/ I hope this brilliant swedish guy will make a handle name and show it whenever he writes here. All his posts are extremely valuable. I can't quite tell if you two are being sarcastic or if you genuinely enjoy my posts.
I could make a handle name if you want, but I really don't believe I contribute anything
of value enough to justify putting on a name.
Sure, I'd be happy to answer any questions you have, but I'm not sure if a name is required for that. I don’t like his writings because everything seems snobbish and condescending af... What about it is condescending? The only condescending or snobbish thing I can recall saying
is me repeating that I speak English fluently, but it's not like I'm trying to brag when I say that.
If you were to tell me "I speak Japanese fluently and think so and so" then I don't see anything
snobbish about that if it's relevant to the conversation. You don't have to sweat the small stuff. Just ignore >>241's remarks!
It can't be helped. " So many men, so many minds", as the saying goes. ↑
A typical white ass licker >>244
Then, what are you? i placed an order with amazon for an apple's product though it is not a high-end model.
it's been quite a while since i ordered with them the last time,
and i was stunned to know that now i can pick up the goods at selected convenience stores near my house 7/24...! You’re living in the past? >>237
Where is the swedish guy?
What are you getting at? >>248
It was just my guess from a couple of posts which had had certain characteristics peculiar to his writing Well, it is me. I'm the Swedish guy.
I think other than me there are probably only two other fluent English speakers
that visit this thread. Bragging again? So white... >>212
Which one of the series is the best for you?
I like 7 a lot.
I’ve been into Pocket Camp from どうぶつの森 lately since it released 4 days ago though.
It seems not to have ガチャ feature, which give you random items.
I heard that Hawaii started a talk whether ’loot boxes’ are gambling or not. I posted as 232 yesterday and i was sorry to forget putting my information down.
I’m 22years old Japanese student and I enrolled English conversation school.
I want to improve my English skills not only speaking but also writing.
I think thinking things in English even in your daily life is really effective so I’m here to chat with you guys :) >>253
Amyway thinking in english possible for
japanese natives? >>254
Personally,yes.
I think translating my native language into other languages what I wanna learn makes some pauses or hesitation when I speak.
But of course,it’s really difficult to think complicated things or something now As for me, the more things or topics are complicated, the more likely I think them in Japanese first and then literally translate them into English.
For this reason, I tend to make a lot of English sentences with an abstract noun (S) + to be(V) + an adjecttive (C). If you let me, I'd like to explain about what I mentioned above more specifically.
Please take a look at the following two sentences.
(1) My eyesight is poor
(2) I have poor eyesight.
I've learned a book that we Japanese are prone to compose a sentence like (1)
while most native speakers of English would be likely to say (2) correction learned → learned from Both of those sentences are fine, but the tone is somewhat different between the two. "My eyesight is poor" sounds like
a reason or explanation for something (imagine you were to put a し at the end of that sentence) or that you're specifically
focusing on your eyesight, like if a doctor asked you "do you have any physical defects or disabilities?" then it seems like
that sentence would fit right in as an answer. It also feels a little more formal than the second sentence, but maybe that's
just me, and maybe it's just because it admittedly does sound less like what a native would say.
Although to be honest, if someone were to say either to me and I don't know anything about them, I wouldn't think they're
not a native for posting the first sentence, and I'd only even really think about it in a scenario like this when you have 2
sentences that mean the same thing but have slightly different tones to them.
Either way, you could say either sentence and there wouldn't be anything wrong with it. The tone might be slightly different,
but tone and nuance in language is something you won't learn and fully grasp until you're nearly fluent, and at that point it's
all about nailing that last part (tone and nuance) to become a fully fledged fluent speaker. >>255
I think japanese english learner shouldn't
think this kind of issue over and over coz that have no correct answer.
Conversation in english thinks it's ok if the ones in the coversation are able to give and take of information. >>254
It's definitely possible but it would take long time to be actually able to do so
for a person like me who has a mediocre talent in learning languages. >>263
Um...
But,does english need such ability for getting better? How are you supposed to get better at a language if you can't think in the language?
It takes time, but it is necessary to become fluent. By the way, would you like a cup of tea? >>264
No. If you constantly work on, your fluency in english will improve, but
what I meant was there are people who can improve faster than others.
And, the level of fluency I assume is quite high, like working in an environment
where the primary language is English, and not having any major difficulties in
written/oral communications. >>268
what are you talking about?
stay calm I would prefer coffee.
Recently, it is discovered that drinking coffee has some health benefits.
By the way, I don't what "thiking in English" actually means,
but it is beneficial to keep writing or saying something from the bottom of your heart.
Language is there to convey your thought, thus, keep doing this inevitably lead you to the point that "thinking in English". Before complaining to him, you guys should be ashmed of yourself.
Such responses show how little you read materials concerning English on a daily basis. lol This is kind of abstract thinking, so my massage is that you keep writing what you want.
I'm gonna do same thing. >>265
I think getting your sense of direction better is able to be in place of thinking in english offcourse for speak english fluentry. >>271
You should be ashamed of youself because you even can’t spell “ashmed” correctly lololol you even can't spell
you can't even spell
Which order is correct? Thanks.
And, if it would be
Even you can't spell,
the meaning would be different from the both above, right? >>278
If you are correct, >>274 is gonna be a huge asshole cuz he pointed out other's mistake Pointing out mistakes make me an asshole? Why? Fussing over small mistakes when you're not fluent or close to being fluent is pointless. You don't even know why? Then you have an answer. >>274
That's not so important. >>281
Continue the conversation in other site!
I guess you need another message board for your unlimited desire.
So,take a look at the site.
http://jbbs.shitaraba.net/study/13024/ As far as I know, the person has never revealed the gender, so you should avoid assuming one way or the other.
I completly agree that pointing out trival grammatical mistakes are useless or even detrimental,
because people learn a lot from mistakes.
This thread should be the place to write freely without fear of being graded by someone.
There are few places in this society where any kind of mistakes are allowed, but that is not a good thing especially regarding to learning language. >>287
> because people learn a lot from mistakes.
In that case, isn't it necessary for someone to point out these mistakes
(at least if he does it politely unlike the so-called axxhole above)?
Otherwise, you don't realize that you've made mistakes. In any case, I don't think it necessary to point out these mistakes on this thread.
This is not a thread for that.
If you need any feedback on your writing, you can find more suitable places.
It is evident from our writing that we are non-native writers
who are not really qualified to point out others' mistakes.
Also, to me this is a thread for posting random thoughts without
worrying too much about getting nitpicked in my writing.
(When I post things on SNS, I took much more time even if the post is short). I think you could point out someone's mistakes if the other person asks for it.
Alternatively, if you're going to point out someone's mistakes without them asking for it,
you should at least be polite about it. Being nice goes a long way. >>288
Yes, everyone want to be corrected gently and politely.
I have refered to the person who "attacks" other's mistakes. >>291
everyone wants *
....lol I forget so often where I put my grasses.
It's hard to find it without it. If you want to have your english corrected, you can describe to that effect in advance.
If no one requests correction, then no one should point out others writing. You got it? >>292
Is "lol" still a thing people use?
I just don't know as I don't use such retarded expressions. >>293
Maybe you are writing it intentionally but
"put my grasses" gave me a smile. >>296
Plenty of people say "lol." It's mostly used sarcastically or pessimistically these days, though.
For example: "I'm not gonna do what you say lol" or "yeah sure you can get a girlfriend lol." >>298
I see.
Since the introduction of emoji
we use these expressions much less often, I guess.
What is the plural for emoji is also a point of controversy for geeks.
I like emoji as a prural form of emoji than emojis,
which sounds unnatural to my native japanese ears.
"Sushis" is not acceptable either. >>292
I've never gave you permission to correct my sentence lol.
There is no time to deal with a person like you. >>297
then how he has had to say instead of "put"? >>303
the guy is the sae old ひねくれもの --People I hate #1--
•People who point out other's mistake suddenly, and try to make you feel like damn ass the same old*
sorry, i am typing lying on my bed due to 寒さ ヾ(・ω・。*) Get up right now and go for work like a slave. sorry, i live a leisurely life unlike you♪〜(´ε` ) Good morning, everyone.
I hope you all have a good day today.
God bless you all. >>309
Thanks for your nice greeting. It's in the evening over here, though. >>309
What religion are you in?
Just in case. >>311
I'm an atheist but not because I'm anti-god or anything, just because I don't really believe in any deities.
Staunch atheists who go out of their way to argue against religion and saying that god is a ridiculous concept
really piss me off.
I just said "God bless you all" because usually that's a nice thing to say here in the west. Generally, people wish for only good days although life is made up of verious kinds of days such as nice days, so-so days, bad days hard days.
So, it might be important for you how you should spend the days you don't wish for.
You could be a master of life if you could enjoy even unlucky days. On another note, what do you all think is the hardest part about studying English?
The radically different pronunciation? The spelling of words? The different grammar? Understanding real (as in, outside of textbooks) sentences?
I'm actually really curious about what Japanese people think of English, since there doesn't seem to be that many
Japanese people that are actively learning it, and rarely do you get to hear what they think of it.
And on the contrary, what do you think is the easiest part of the language? Especially in contrast to Japanese. >>312
I am not trying to get on your nurve.
Don't get me wrong.
Thank you for your God bless!
This thread has a lot of gheeks.So... >>304
It's called purverse. >>313
And do you have some knack of spending
that kind of no so fun days?
Interesting. I guess you need another message board for your unlimited desire.
So,take a look at the site.
http://jbbs.shitaraba.net/study/13024/ >>315
You mean “geeks”?
You are welcome ;))
Lol >>313
I think comedians have historically made great remarks
with regard to how you should face those "bad" days.
"Life is a tragedy when seen in close-up, but a comedy in long-shot",
a quote from Chaplin,
and the song "Always look on the bright side of life" from Monty Python
are some of my personal favorites.
The key, obviously, is to focus on what really matters in the long run.
If we could focus solely on the big picture, we would realize that
virtually all the difficulties we face everyday end up to be trivial ones. my gymnic ball used as chair for PC desk splitted today ;;
my weight is over 100kg but not so heavy thinking that the ball made in Italy. >< now im fixing the ball by cemedine super x2.. With all due respect to the superness of the great Cemedine,
it may not be super enough to fix a balance ball...
I simply cannot imagine that it would restore the flexibility needed. >>320
What a fantastic idea it is!
Moty paython's song.I know that and like it.
The problem we should solve is
how could get the long shot. >>320
And What a person like a dictionary you are!....Thanx. Is there anyone who has been divorced in your life? Hi folks! Sorry, I can't go back through everything I missed for 4 days but if anyone
was looking for me, please let me know!
>>321
Did you fall? >>329
It would seem that >>212-san was looking for you. >>329
Fuck off ugly white pig >>329
no. just heard air leaking and shrinked gradually. >>330
Thanks for your help! You rock dude.
>>212
I said I would try to check the thread on my phone over the weekend, but the truth is I've been
kind of down and didn't feel like doing anything, so I didn't make the effort. I hope you had a
good weekend though. For me, it feels a little strange being back at work after 4 days off.
I've never played any Final Fantasy game for more than an hour or two. I've tried 7 and 8 but
I didn't really get into them. How many are there now? 15, 16?
>>332
That's less funny but probably better for you. I hope your repair works! im not sleepy cause i drunk Oolong tea last night... >>334
Oolong is nice, I should pick some up. I haven't had it in a while. Lately I've been drinking
genmaicha more often. I really enjoy it during the colder part of the year. >>335
The both are good.
I also personally like Houjicha.
Do you all prefer 日本茶 or coffee?
Anyway teabreak gives us refreshing. >>333
i could fixed the split by silicon polymer, but i cant inflate the ball even though i pumped up at least 100 times... a complex mechanical strcture may exist inside the ball.. >>334
I don't think Ooolong makes you staywake up long in the night. >>331
Don't make a fuss.You're a problem. Oolong is too bitter for me and it makes my throat dry. I prefer grean tea >>341
Wait.Gree tea has no sugar too. non sugar tea is sooo usual in jpn.
i never pour sugar in oolong tea nor green tea. but black tea is good for milk &sugar. >>343
What's black tea?
Can you find out that in convinience store or somewhere ? >>345
British tea called black tea?Really?
I guess you need another message board for your unlimited desire.
So,take a look at the site.
http://jbbs.shitaraba.net/study/13024/ >>337
Maybe a vinyl patch kit?
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I agree that green tea should mostly be left alone, but I do things to black tea. For example, I like
Assam tea with just a tiny bit of milk and honey. Sometimes I add a little sugar if I make iced
mint tea.
I drink way more tea than coffee, but I have coffee sometimes too. The reasons are different.
Usually I drink tea because I enjoy it, and coffee because I want the caffeine.
Although sometimes I do just enjoy a cup of coffee for its own sake. >>347
no. i noticed patch kit after seeing your responce now and googled it,
but any pages didnt recommend to use pach kit (originally saled for bicycle punk) for excercise balls (the patch doesnt adhere to the surface of the ball). >>349
Oh well. I guess it's a different type of rubber :( but some pages succeed in by bicycle patch and binder for vinyl chloride.
i may give it a try. >>352
Good luck! It might be hard to find something that will work because of the pressure
when you sit on it. I hope you can find a way, instead of buying a new one. >>353
I should have said "instead of having to buy a new one." yes. the pressure of 113kg.. lol >>348
Get lost as always. I encountered English for the first time when I was in junior high. Looking back on those days, the alphabet whetted my appetite for the language to some degree.
But if I had to say, I didn't want to learn it because the grammar was all Greek to me.
On top of that, I was not an earnest student, so always got an F in English tests.
At that time, I was forced to study English because it was a required subject for entering sinior high and university.
to be continued. .... i've got middle-aged and at station, i can't run up stairs to platform
and jump on a train which is about to leave before it closes its doors.
my legs don't move anymore the way i want them to do. >>359
Do streach a lot everyday. >>359
I'm only 30 but my knees often hurt, and sometimes it's hard to get up and down.
Recently my elbows have been giving me trouble sometimes too.
Growing up is bullshit. Same thing could be applied to English.
If you don't use it on a daily basis, it will quickly deteriorate.
Doing some exercise everyday is the only way to keep your health.
But actually it is too cold to do some exercise.
By the way, is there anyone using OK Google features.
It's a little bit weird to talk to your smartphone,
but they even tell a joke when I asked them to talk something interesting. I hope they can be a good partner to train English someday.
For now they have limited capacity to keep conversation. I'm fed up with asking " what time is it now or tell me something interesting".
Still it is a good tool to exercise English skill. >>359 jump on a train
I am frightened to hear that.
Because I just have heard of an user of 4ch suffered serious physical injury by "jumped on a train"
The inhabitants of the board who knew the user used that phrase when talking about the accident.
I wonder if "juming on a train"could be used in the either case of 飛び乗る and 飛び込む?
. >>357
Please continue, I was reading!
>363
You're totally right about practicing language. In English, the expression is "Use it or lose it," and I
have seen it myself. I studied Japanese for 4 years and I never got to be fluent but I could get along
very well and hold a conversation in Japanese. But I have barely used it in ten years so I often
forget simple words.
As for Google Now, I agree it always feels weird talking to my electronics. I never thought about
using that to practice English though. That seems like a good idea but I guess you're right,
there isn't much variety that it can say. Unko means pussy.
Manko means poo.
New words for gaijins. hello everyone,how's it goin'??? >>368
It's cloudy here.
Dark mind! ♫ When I was young, I'd listen to the radio waitin' for my favorite songs ♫
There were two events waiting for me to make a complete turnaround in my life. What if I had not come across that song back then? Probably I wouldn't have been involved in Englsh for this very long.
It happened this way. After going into senior high, I met knid of a strange teacher whose appearance looks like Shimoda Kageki. Do you happen to know of him?
Anyway, he was an English teacher and asked us students to bring our favorite record to school at the first English class.
to be continued.... >>371
Yesterday once more right? >>361
Then...
I guess you need another message board for your unlimited desire.
So,take a look at the site.
http://jbbs.shitaraba.net/study/13024/ i dont fix the ball anymore >>362
You'd better go away. I have a gaijin phobia. It can’t be helped. >>376
maybe he works for hire
he is here everyday
most people can not do like what he is doing on a whim
it's the same with "Let's Talk about Political Issues"thread on this board
everyitime I post there, someone always disturb me with meaningless post i am thinking about signing up and taking part in some online game, say, fantasy world game.
i am being a bit tired of working at the office and being myself everyday.
i want to enjoy another me in a completely another world such as a wizard
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This is one of the most influencing japanese cultures. Few people can do this meticulous job in Japan. >>375
I'm sorry it didn't work out. Will your work replace it, or would you have to spend
your own money if you want a new one?
>>382
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Oh, I guess I proved myself wrong. Mine didn't work lol. >>382
I don't think it's most influential. >>385
Alert for you to other ones. >>382
English speaking people also have ascii art, but the two have some major differences.
English ascii art usually only makes use of the original extended ascii character set in a mono-width font while the Japanese AA can use a wide range of characters from a Gothic style font. >>388
Do you know the fact that NSA had an anlyse on AA before?
They were trying to reveal a seacret code in that. >>331
You're very ugry aren't you? I have a question.
I forgot what you say in English when you imply the sexual organ indirectly like あそこ.
Thank you in advance for your response. correction
how you say it in English >>391
I believe "my you-know-what" will work if it's otherwise clear you're talking about your genitals.
I can't really think of any other ones at the moment. Why would you want to indirectly talk about
genitals, anyway? In casual conversations you can just straight up say it without problems, while
in more formal settings (e.g. news or medical reports) they usually use specific terms, ranging from
as blunt as penis/vagina to sexual organ(s) or genitals. I feel really bad and good about bald people lol >>391
That's it! The word " you know what " is exactly what I was looking for.
You see, I chatted with a person from Brazil in a chat room today.
He (or she) told me that he is studying Japanese now and in the course of our conversation, he asked me if there were dirty words even in Japanese.
And I said, " Of course! Do you happen to know みみずせんびき?"
Next time when I see him, I'm going to explain what it is like, but am afraid of my being indecent if I use the word " penis" bluntly. lol
For your reference, みみずせんびき consists of two words, that is to say, みみず and せんびき.
みみずmeans earthworm, and せんびき, one thousand, respectively.
You know, it represents a type of women'e sex organ with which you can savor a kind of sensation as if one thousand of worms are moving inside it when you insert
your penis into it.
Did I make myself understood? >>395
>but am afraid of my being indecent if I use the word " penis" bluntly. You don't need to worry about that at all.
While I can't speak for the whole world, let alone Brazilians (I'm not Brazilian, so) I don't think there's any
problem with using the word "penis" when defining a phrase or word. Some people take offense to swears that
mean penis (like dick, cock, etc.) but penis is fine. If you want to say it less bluntly but more matter-of-factly,
you can just say "male genitals."
>Did I make myself understood?
I understood the words but not the meaning of them. It's a woman's sex organ that feels disgusting to insert your
penis into? I assume this is a slang word? Then you should state it at the start so it becomes easier to understand
that you're defining a word that may not necessarily make sense, just like how "creampie" (中出し) might not
make sense to an English learner if it isn't explained that it's a slang word. >>397
Whoops, "You don't need to worry about that at all." was supposed to be on the next row. Austkoreans are so disgusting! >>397
Yeah it is one of slang words when you call what is called 名器 in Japanese.
Disappointingly, I don't know what it is called in English, but the meaning is tatally opposite to your speculation.
It feels as if you are on cloud nine when inserting your penis into it.
I've realized how hard it is when you explain about Japanese words to people from abroad. !! >>401
You're really disgusting.
Put yourself out of here very soon. >>401
Ah, I should have taken the clue that it was a good feeling from the fact you used the
word "savor" but I was unsure if that's the nuance you were going for.
>I've realized how hard it is when you explain about Japanese words to people from abroad. !!
Don't worry, there are words in all languages that are difficult to describe the exact meaning
of in other languages. I don't know for sure, but I think that "awkward" would be hard
to accurately describe in Japanese, since it can be used for all kinds of situations. 違和感 might
be the closest approximation.
Anyway, if I understood right, then if you'd like to describe that word to that Brazilian person,
I'd describe it as: "it refers to a pleasurable feeling that feels like "one thousand earthworms
wriggling around inside of it," when inserting ones penis into the vagina of a woman who
possesses such a vagina."
But I'm not entirely sure if that's right since I don't know the exact meaning and it seems like
something very hard to describe. Also, at least here in the west, we don't really like the idea
of something feeling like a ton of earthworms wriggling around on top of our penis, so even if
it does feel really good, it might still sound disgusting no matter how you try to word it. >>401
I literally loled. Thank you >>402
i think he does it on purpose
a kind of troll >>405
Get out!
I guess you need another message board for your unlimited desire.
So,take a look at the site.
http://jbbs.shitaraba.net/study/13024/ >>403
Thank you for your advice, but I've changed my mind not to do such a childish behavior. lol
I took this oppotunity to look into what the word "mimizu senbiki" is derived from.
According to Google, it is a type of vagina who has a lot of folds inside it.
In short, " a lot of folds " is likend to " mimizu senbiki",but as you said, it might be an analogy which get across to only Japanese people.
By the way, there were a few words in your posting I've never made use of, so I'll copy them by hand later.
You posts are really useful for my English study! Thanks a million! correction
who has → which has You're welcome. I have a really bad habit of getting sidetracked and/or saying too much, though.
Not many people want to read a long post in a language they aren't comfortable speaking. japan, poland, senegal, colmbia.
do you know what this mean? ping pong world cup? Group Z? It’s about time that gaijin show up! Prepare yourself, everybody! I love gaijin. Gaijin come on. Fuck me. Do you have a 英会話喫茶 which you can recommend? >>413
You came up.Disaster. Disaster? Good for you! Diasaster is such a big word for you lol >>410
I just hope they somehow clinch enough victories and go to the tournament. I don't wish for more. >>413
Prepare to go to
I guess you need another message board for your unlimited desire.
So,take a look at the site.
http://jbbs.shitaraba.net/study/13024/ when cooking fish on winter, you should put it into soup/鍋.
deepfry/meuniere is not volumy and less vegetable. I’m making karaage chickens right now. >>421
Sounds so delicious.
Really want to eat it. Yesterday I went to a fuking cheap Izakaya. Karage and highball cost only 150 and 100 yen respectively. When I bite one of that karaage, I noticed that inside was kind of reddish.
I thought it was not completely cooked but I didn't care about it and eat it because I was drunk.
Sure enough, this morning I almost died. I was in the toilet for 2 hours. My stomach is still fucking hurting. I will never go to indecent Izakaya. >>424
You should take care of yourself and have a good night’s sleep >>422
Ohh... that reminded me of another one of
my years-long questions.
Does anyone here know General Tso's Chicken?
I think it is widely, if not universally, available
in Chinese restaurants in the US,
but is nowhere to be found in Japan.
I even doubt that there is an official Japanese
translation for the dish, and I find it very weird that
what seemed to be a very popular Chinese dish
over there has virtually no presence whatsoever in Japan.
Any ideas, folks? Maybe the owner hates Japan. You see, it’s Chinese >>425
I have never heard the name of dish.
Maybe that doesn't famouse in Japan. >>414
Gaijin be able to post too.
I guess you need another message board for your unlimited desire.
So,take a look at the site.
http://jbbs.shitaraba.net/study/13024/ Is it weird that I have not liked anyone in my whole life yet? I’m 27 years old. >>430
You could be what's called "asexual," but if you have sex drive, then you are not.
Some asexual people have slight sex drive, though. >>431
I have some sex drive but watching porn meets my sex drive. >>432
Then, maybe you're not asexual.
If you're interested, you can do some research about asexual and see if you
fit the description of the trait. Some say Avs are one of the reasons for the low birthrate. I wonder it that's true.
Surely, AV actresses are more beautiful than most of the girls you see in your
daily life. >>435
i guess it is not good for your stomach. >>383
i got new one already. >>434
Maybe, but even if so, I think it is a minor reason.
I've heard Miyadai Shinji, who is a famous sociologist, developping his arugument why pornographic animation
has been popular with quite a lot of young men since around the 90's
According to him, many of them have been diappointed in girls in real life situations.
As a result, they have been seeking for virtual girls who are match for their ideals.
I think it has some bearing on what you say. correction diappointed→ disappointed
I have a bad habit of not making sure if there are any spelling mistakes in my writing before posting. >>429
I don't think so.
I guess you need another message board for your unlimited desire.
So,take a look at the site.
http://jbbs.shitaraba.net/study/13024/ >>433
That's not majority reason I think.
Just a hunch. >>434
Is this famouse topping all of Kokoichi? My fave toppings at kokoichi are cheese and spinach. And spicy level is 2 to 4. Two days ago I went drinking with my friend and I drank way too much again.
I ended up being horribly sick all of yesterday and vomiting 11 times.
My friend was really drunk too and ended up tripping on his way home and when
he woke up yesterday he said he had split his lip and had bled a lot without even
knowing it. We both need to get ourselves in order. >>443
Wow.11times! What a vomitter! >>444
Kokoichi get so much attension anyway.
Why? Not kokoichi
It is cocoichi >>445
Spicy level 2 to 3 is not that spicy though? In my experience, you can not appreciate food if you order above 5. >>445
Yep. Happens when I drink too much without filtering out with any water.
My body feels sick and poisoned, so I should drink some water to filter out the
alcohol. But if I drink anything I vomit it back up and get dehydrated.
It's like my body is trying to kill me. >>448
Do you need being spicy for the curry al ways? Don't you think english speaker in Japan
need to set up an association for progress? >>450
I like spicy curry. So I always order 2辛. it's december and i need to prepare new year's greeting postcards.
in recent years, just emailing my acquaintances or contacting my friends via LINE on january 1 has been enough,
but even so, i feel i need to send the postcards to some people. and the christmas is coming in december, too.
many people should enjoy this big event by doing this or that,
but i can't remember the last time i prepared for and celebrated it. >>453
Post card.
Sounds so nice.
It's interesting that post isn't old meangless thing yet. >>426
I'm pretty sure that most things you'd find at a Chinese restaurant in America,
aren't actually Chinese at all. That's probably why you don't see them in other countries.
If you go to a Chinese restaurant, do you feel like what you are eating is really what someone
else would be eating across the sea of Japan? I accept that it's basically "pretend Chinese." >>456
I don't know if it's true, but I heard that the main thing keeping the postal system
going in America, is all the constant junk mail that companies send everyone everyday.
It's strange that something nobody wants is paying for such a useful service. The stinky gaijin again. It should be put in a gas chamber with its wife together. >>460
You should get lost. >>458
I get many direct mails everyday
I'm sure to trush them without reading
Maybe every mail must have cost about \ 500 or more
waste of resources >>460
are you a member of VANK
go home! uwoooooo
habu win!
hi is the KING again! >>465
The one ,is broadcasting this one, is
at the same time trying to ruin the world.
Stop such leftwing kind atitude.
Really disgusting. Your English is more disgusting lol Seems like there is a wildfire in California again? Hopefully the usual annoying gaijin and its wife would be burned to death together lololol >>470
I always ignore the racist comments but that's not really funny. 180 square km have burned, 150
buildings have been destroyed, 27,000 had to evacuate and almost 200,000 people don't have
power. >>470
By the way, you want to say "the usual annoying gaijin and HIS wife," not "its" wife.
We don't use the indefinite article "it" when referring to people very much. It's better
to use "his/her." Or if you aren't being specific about the gender, then "their" is good. >>470
Burned you is what the world waiting for.
You know. >>471
I guess you need another message board for your unlimited chatting desire.
So,why don't you take a look at the site?
http://jbbs.shitaraba.net/study/13024/ >>472
What are you talking about? You are not human. You don’t deserve his or her because you are a human looking animal lol is there someone who can explain why old 5-story towers at japanese famous temples stood still
while modern buildings/houses broke and collapsed when large scaled earthquakes happened in japan in 1995 or 2011?
the towers should've been built more than 1,000 years ago and the materials used should mainly be wood,
not iron or steel or carbon fiber! >>476
I don't know why, but even judging from a layman's view, your comment sounds a lit strange to me.
That's because the softer substances are, the more likey they absorb shocks. correction lit → bit , likey → likely Could you do me a favor?
Please take a glance at a thread titled " 英作の添削してちょ” and correct my translation if you have a spare time
You can find original Japanese scripts for it if you look up above.
Thanks in advance! Let's talk about cocoichi again.
That's so fun. >>462
Are you reading the whole of mail? >>460>>470
i think this board prohibits individual menace.
your postings are enough to be reported to police, you should refrain it or you might be put into jail. So many gaijin lovers. Pathetic I’m shameful? What about your English? So shameful... >>475
maybe you are a stinking pervert who is disliked even by your wife,
you, poor castaway, get lost! “Get lost” is the trending phrase in this thread? ....lol "Get lost" sounds wierd to me. I would say "get out of here" or just "go away" instead >>486
you should realize your aggressive personality spoils your english skill. >>489
That's my free.
None of your bussiness. >>488
Very right.
It's trending. Sorry for multi.
But,I like to get this one.
http://www.ichibanya.co.jp/menu/detail.html?id=435
little bit expensive I feel. >>489
Get lost!
〈俗〉(消え)うせろ!/どこかへ行け!/あっちへ行け!/向こうへ行け!/さっさと(出て)行け!
/邪魔するな!◆Go away.と同じ意味だが、より荒っぽい表現。 learnning English is hard espacially for japanese like myself
because English and japanese language are completly different each other,
and thats why we English learner are easily got mentally ill.
no wonder this thread is fulled with lots of jerks and morran. we are frustrated.
despite of the fact that we japanese have been studying english from junior high to college for about 10years,
we cant talk with english speakers and scaerd about talking to them.
its not worth it . its not fair. i want more simple world.
i am thirsty, i sqwash lemon, i got lemoneed. i am happy. something like that.
but reallity is thatno matter how many lemons i spwash,
my glass is empty. only couple of lemon seeds are in my glass.
so that sometimes i think that waht i am sqweezing is not lemmon, but tennis ball.
im sad. my hart is broken,
its like ellepfant trying to fly like a bird.
if that kind of ellepfant out there, i willing to buy him a airline ticket and let him fly all over the world.
because i can tell his hopeless and agny. So, again
Get lost >>486
Shame on you! >>497
Why on earth should I be ashamed of myself? Enlighten me please? Lol >>475
In that case, it is actually appropriate to use "it" because when you say that, you
are basically taking away my humanity so I know you are trying to be insulting.
So good job! I just wanted to make sure you were doing it deliberately.
>>478
I assumed "lit" was supposed to be "little" and it still worked perfectly.
>>479
Are you talking to me? I can't promise I'll have time but I'll try to take a look!
>>489
All of them are fine. "Get lost" has the most aggressive feeling, but it's still relatively mild. If you really
wanted to be mean, "fuck off" is the way to go.
>>494
That looks tasty, but I agree it seems a bit pricey.
>>496
Your post has some mistakes but I can understand you perfectly. What's stopping you from going
and talking to people in English more often? Is that what you want? >>498
Just watch yourself, you skunk. i want to quit my job as i am not suitable for it.
i have to grudge my teeth and admit that i am almost incompetent.
i am unwilling to leave the company before finding the next job but i can not take it anymore. Why don't you work at mcdonald? You can take advantage of your english skill. can the skill make use at mcdonald? 7dbd-EIN2
This one keeps writing mean comments.
This should have better things to do rather than posting nasty things.
Also 57bd-kURK must be the same one.
How can one write such rude comments?It' completely beyond comprehension.
This should think whether it can say same things in front of the person before posting.
Anonymity reveals your traits, so this should reflect on itself by revisiting its previous comments. Someone is so angry. Is this called 火病 or something? Better see a doctor, sir! Same 57bd.
You are the same thing, aren't you?
I've directed you to reflect on your comments rather than writing meaningless things. >>504
i think he had been abused his english by some gaijin.
so revenging at online. >>500
You need to watch yourself actually.lol. The thread has someone don't like Gaijin.
But,why he speaks english?
Don't you think so? This is one of the things I love about this website compared to most American ones.
On this board, everyone agrees that there is no place for people to troll and be mean.
I've grown up living with this kind of thing. It's just water off a duck's back. It means nothing to me,
I just ignore him. But I love that everyone else also generally ignores him. Or if you do speak up,
you all are talking about how it's not appropriate, instead of just insulting him back. That's what would
probably happen on an American board. This is a K-Pop group singing in Japanese. I was wondering what you guys think of
their pronunciation: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8gzadsYCB7c
To my ears, it sounds pretty good.
By the way, isn't Nishikawa old enough to be those girls' dad? Such a stinky cheap comment from the stinky gaijin. Worse than kimchi stinky Koreans or what?! >>510
I love your insightful opinion. You are so nice.
>>511
Thanks for sharing such a valuable video.
>>512
Fuck off Ew someone is into K-Poop? I bet it is Korean...so gross.. >>512
No room for you.
Get lost. I like it when you guys say “get lost”. They just want to say newly learned phrases right? Lol >>516
Doesn't everyone like new phrases? Here's another option for everyone.
In England, they say "bugger off." It means the same thing, but it isn't used in America. What is there behind the insident of Koto Tokyo shrine?
Strange homiside. >>518
I just searched to see what you meant. Holy crap, that's nuts! >>517
Fuck off. Ugly white pig >>520
That's a good one too! Unfortunately, "fuck off" is the strongest version I can think of.
There are other ways to tell someone to get lost, but they're more complicated.
You might want to try switching up the insults though. If you repeat the same things, it becomes
less effective.
Plus, if you really want to offend someone, you should try to be specific. If you insult
my culture, it doesn't really bother me because it's too vague. >>520
Stop it here.You're ugry. This thread don't accept geek sniffer.
(嗅ぎ野郎) it's a bit too cold even in my room tonight
so i couldn't help but turn on the air conditioner.
maybe on the evening of the 24th, it'll be far colder in my room where i will be alone. today, my boss handed envelopes to me and my co-workers one by one.
you know, a paper was inside each envelope and you could tell by the paper
how much money you earned as a seasonal bonus.
i have carried mine with me but i haven't opened it yet because i am afraid to know the amount i got. i think you get 200 man yen. I am so excited. Do you know why? your penis head was exposed. >>532
How come you think so? >>525
You're very laughing matter. >>532
You want to give a caution? It is too funny that whenever I speak English, people tell me that I don't have a japanese accent. So I respond like "then which country accent do I have?"
But they answer like "I don't know. Your accent is not like that japanese people have, anyway" I don't know why I don't have a japanese accent even though my first language is japanese and I was born and raised up in Japan.
Besides, I have never tried to imitate American accent or British accent or Aussie accent.
It seems I have my original accent that nobody has. >>521
I'm just wondering how "go fly a kite" sounds? Is it used mainly by old people?
>>511
Yes, the Korean girls' Japanese sound natural, but you might have a different impression
when they speak Japanese in conversation.
He is the their dads' age. To think many men these days get married in their thirties, though,
he would be a pretty young dad for them. i need human warmth rather than cyber sales... >>526
Do you mean because that sauce is for chicken?
>>529
I get a bonus on the 15th. It's supposed to be somewhere between 1-5% of my salary,
I heard. So, that's $360-1800. It's not a ton, probably just work out to an extra paycheck.
Still, I'm excited to see. I've never worked somewhere that gave that kind of bonus before.
>>539
To me that one feels kind of old-fashioned. I think most people would understand your intent
if you said that, but they might not take it very seriously.
I can understand what you mean about the girls' Japanese. It can be easier to hide an accent
when you're singing. >>538
Are you basically in what accent when speak english? >>541
OK. Thanks for your reply about the idiom. >>525
Come come.
I guess you need another message board for your unlimited chatting desire.
So,why don't you take a look at the site?
http://jbbs.shitaraba.net/study/13024/ Longtime no post.
What's up here? Nothing special has happend What's going on in the UK?
Northern Ireland will have no hard border with the south, at the same time they will have no regulatory differences with the other parts of the UK.
This effectively means that the UK stays in the EU at least economically, doesn't it?
So they are going to pay money for EU just to control the number of immigrants?
I cannot understand what they are trying to achieve with huge amount of time and efforts exhausted.
Sovereignty might be the issue, but do people still have same opinion they've shown in the referendum?
If they take a vote at the final stage of brexit, it seems better to hold another referendum now to save time. >>548
I guess you don't see referendum again
in custom.Anyway. >>547
The sunday has a fewer post than others. i decided to sell my laptop pc that i formerly used.
so i contacted a recycling company to ask for the quote to see how much they can pay for the pc.
it was more than a couple of weeks ago and i haven't got a reply from them since then.
they seem to be famous in the industory but what the heck is going on...no reply? no way! Let me guess... it’s hard off right? >>554
no, it's "ごみパソ(garbage pcs)". >>552
Sell on ヤフオク.
Then no problem. >>548
By the way how about Scotland's favour
for staying with EU. I feel Gaijin loves 鳥貴族.
Ya 鳥貴族 taste's not so bad. fire disaster in california is so harsh. I remember jook live in California. I hope he is alright around me, no one talks about iphone8 or iphoneX.
i have never seen iphoneX yet.
it sold less than apple had expected didn't it? i will have a job interview the day after tomorrow
but i haven't studied the company or thought about how i would present myself.
the reputation of the company on internet websites is quite bad
and it makes me reluctant to work on it. oops it is past midnight which means i will have a job interview tomorrow, not the day after tomorrow... >>557
I had to put that in a translator, and it said "bird aristocracy" so I still don't know what you mean.
>>558 >>560
Thanks for your concern guys. Everything is fine where I am, the fires aren't too nearby. The air
has been really dry, and sometimes it gets smoky outside if the wind blows my way. But I'm
not very close to where the fires actually are. Here is where I am: https://i.imgur.com/6O28wxa.png
>>561
I'm an android fanboy so I don't really pay attention to Apple. I don't know how the sales of the X
have been, but I can say my coworker got one and she really likes it.
>>562
I hope everything turns out ok! >>564
Ignore all the little yellow things with stars, in the big map. Those are just places
I saved on google, not the fires. >>556
Things seem to go the way they want it to.
>>564
I've also searched the term and it might be bar catering grilled chicken.
I hope the wild fire will soon be put out. I live right under the "o" in Los Angeles on 171212075209.jpg
171212075205.jpg is actually really pretty
I have a friend who lives by Ventura (ベンチュラ) and has had the fire much closer.
Last Tuesday night, she shared a video on Facebook where she could see the light
of fires over the hill on the horizon, and the smoke there has been much worse.
As far as I know, she isn't in danger, but if the fire is close enough to see at night,
that isn't good. >>567
I didn't know that the fires were so bad that other countries are even talking about it. >>557
I explained my friend 鳥貴族 means "noble chicken", and then he was surprised and he said it's a very cheap noble. >>568
now i have watched the map that you uploaded
Ventura is just a little way from the fire!
there is a hill between your friend's house and the fire, .isnt there?
it's good that she is OK, though.
i can only pray for getting the fire under control at once.
now switching on CNN, it is broadcasting only about Pres. Tramp
. It's extreme weather in both ways around the globe.
Some cities see heavy snow and other cities are suffering from dry and windy condition.
My town is completely covered by snow with almost 0 degree C temperatures.
This means temperature plummeted neary 30 degree in just three months. >>572
such dry and windy condition also caused wildfire in LA to happen, didnt it?
it is true of the massive flood this summer
what's happening in North America this year? It’s karma! They chose Trump for president. That’s why. >>571
hummm...
As you said 鳥貴族 is strange name.
貴族 is for what in their opinion? >>573
There were also devastating hurricanes there this summer.
Some attribute it to global warming.
I don't know whether it's true or not but it is clear that the climate is changing. He is white. So he is a racist. since october i have continued to practice driving a car (going to a driving school).
this saturday, i drove in a freeway at 50 miles per hour which mustn't be that fast for most drivers,
but i felt a little scared.
i was relieved i could drive back to the school safe. >>564
thank you.
one thing i always think is a problem is that however good the interviewer are,
you will not work "closely" with them after joining that company unless you are hired for managing position.
you will work closely with total strangers you didn't meet at the interview
and in some cases you can't get along with them at all. I hate slow and holiday drivers. They piss me off! >>569
Ventura concerns Jesse Ventura. >>582
Why do you use i for I? >>571
Yes, there is a hill, but she saw the fire reach the top of the hill. It's crazy.
I think that part of the fire has died down though. She said the air has been a little
clearer this week. The wind changed.
>>573
We had an unusually rainy spring so lots of plants grew, and during the dry summer
and fall, all the little weeds and grass and stuff in the hills died and became dry.
That makes bad conditions for fires to easily spread.
>>576
You're thinking of Florida with the Hurricanes. It's still America, but it isn't related to
the fires in California.
>>580
Hang in there! You'll get used to it. I remember when I was learning and 30mph felt fast.
>>581
That is definitely true. All you can do is hope that the interviewer thinks about how your
personality will fit with the people you're going to work with. Yes,I know it's completely unrelated.
He talked about floods and its cause, then hurricanes and global warming come across my mind.
It's been unusually severe natural hazardz. Sometimes I wonder if American native speakers can perfectly understand what british people speak with their own thick english accent.
https://youtu.be/SUZyNLZZjMs
Hey jook, could you watch this and tell me how well did you understand what the actors said in the movie? Maybe can you tell out of 100%?The video lasts
For me, I could catch only the words of "fuc○ing" even though I've studing english 5 years and fairly understand american english. British english is freaking hard to listen to. >>589
But,english is the langage of england
as you see the speling.
The argue is a little bit of nonsense. I donno why this guy is replying to himself >>588
In the first scene, that guy has a really thick Scottish accent. Nobody can understand a thick
Scottish accent like that. I understood maybe 30-40%.
Then the narrator talks. Ewan McGregor is Scottish too but his accent is much milder. I can
understand him perfectly.
The next man has a thicker accent again, but not as bad as the first guy. but I can still
understand him fine. However, I am a bit familiar with Scottish people anyway so I
didn't have trouble understanding him. I can definitely see how it would be hard.
Then we have Ewan McGregor narrating again. He's easy.
Then back to the first guy. I could understand him this time because I was more prepared for it.
He said, "Right! Nobody move! That lassie got blasted, no cunt leaves here til we find out what cunt
did it."
Since I already watched the whole video, I thought maybe I would be used to the accent, so I tried
watching the first scene again. I couldn't understand any more, still about 30-40%.
see how it would be difficult for some people though. >>591
Ignore the last line, it came from nowhere. >>591
Thank you for sharing your knowledge! I was so curious about it. The usual gaijin stinks. It needs to be purged with an anti-virus soap! >>588
I'm an American, and I can understand about 90% of the first guy, 100% of the narrator, and 100% of the second guy.
The understanding isn't perfect; some of the words I couldn't give you a definition of, but given the context I can fill in the blanks and get a good idea of what was the intention.
I've found that English speakers generally can understand a wide range of accents, but really thick ones that have a unique lexicon and morphology can require getting used to.
For example, I had a professor in university that had a really thick Indian accent which I could not understand for about two weeks, but
after having classes with him for that amount of time I could start to make sense of what he was saying. >>595
Stink disgusting
You're disgusting
Then
I guess you need another message board for your unlimited chatting desire.
So,why don't you take a look at the site?
http://jbbs.shitaraba.net/study/13024/ >>596
Shitaraba blocks all foreign IPs, unfortunately.
I just don't get why xenophobic dudes like you would ever want to come to this thread.
What did you expect? Another gaijin! I almost had a heart attack... >>598
no i'm not. i am 100 percent genuine japanese. >>599
You’re fine. I was referring to >>595. Too many gaijins lately here and at my gym...
Too latin looking gaijins which are speaking loudly in Spanish right now. So annoying and stinky af. >>598
No difficult word please. >>588
i watched the movie "Trainspotting" ever.
it' was very amusing gor me
i like Ewan McGregor
every his movie is interesting
robert carlyle has played the roll of hitler, right? >>601
I don’t use big words here though....? >>599
Caution! Sniffer available! >>603
Do you like his Star wars? >>600
you need not to come here
go away >>598
Just for fun.
Coz here is for chatting.
That's all. i heard nothern westerners think japanese winter is so cold because japanese home usually use air conditioner or kotatsu
instead of central heating.
is that real? >>608
when i stay my parents home in japan in winter
i'm quite surprised the bathroom is quite cold.
it's kinda unbearable. >>609
are you an englishman/woman?
when did you feel cold using toilet or taking off clothes for shower? >>608
Don’t post such a question, please. The usual annoying baka gaijin will answer the question in a snobbish and condescending way. Like always.
Disgusting.... >>612
Question?
Where is the question? The more l learn, the more l feel the gap between the 1st and 2nd languge.
It' not hard to understand conversations from faint sound of the radio in the first language,
but I need clear sound in English.
This is because it's difficult to predict what they say and guess the words if I cannot hear some parts.
This become especially clear when I hear somethng completely unpredictable like >>588.
Anway, it's too cold!
What's this temperature!
It's still December according to the calender... >>614
Wait.
December makes us cold usually.
Whereever were you located? >>611
Listening about that gives you what? Viva 5ch! BUT
I guess you need another message board for your unlimited chatting desire.
So,why don't you take a look at the site?
http://jbbs.shitaraba.net/study/13024/ >>615
I can’t stand the existence of gaijins. >>614
Why do you refer to the wrong number?
You should have mentioned >>613 in >>614 post.
You seem to do it on purpose, but why?
Even though we are allowed to write whatever we want,
it's somewhat confusing. >>616
nobody is there lol
you made it? lol >>618
he is just a troll
he has nothing to do all day I always wonder why people here think only men are here? It's been a while since I last saw the Swedish guy. >>622
Agree.
Maybe trance sexuall. >>618
Quite a lot of people can't stand you probably.
I guess you need another message board for your unlimited chatting desire.
So,why don't you take a look at the site?
http://jbbs.shitaraba.net/study/13024/ You keep writing same things endlessly.
This corroborates you've made mistakes intentionary.
thus unfortunately I have no choice but to add you to NG list. >>621
Because Im quite sure that 99% of idiots in 2ch are men >>627
Breath easier man.
The posts do not break world peace. in 2018, more than half of the japanese women are 50 years old or older.
this will also be the case with the japanese men sooner or later... >>630
What do you want other one to say? >>631
how about sequestering yourself from the world? I have studied English since 3months ago.
The girl I met at English school yesterday was very beautiful. >>617
so why you stay here?
you should make japanese only thread and be confined there. i will challenge english test grade 2 >>637
Get lost.
You're meaningless. >>636
Noooo
As I’m shy boy,I was only able to look at her from a distance. Im asking this question only to girls.
Which guy you find more attractive, shy boy or arrogant guy? Oh, damn it. It seems no girls here >>642
of course girls dont like both I think most Japanese girls are bitch .As They like money,if you want to play with them you should give them much money. >>638
None of your business. I found it important to study English grammar.
All studying English is based on it. In the world where you won’t exist is whatever wishes won’t come true.
Even if the burning valley is waiting for you,the people I will want to protect is you. I don’t need anything other than you.
Most problem is not important.
I don’t need a thing more.
God please give me ordinary life. >>641
Get closer by and by.
Practice! >>646
Then,What's the situation in other country? >>644
I don't think so usually. >>648
I don' think so.
When you speak other europian language
You need to study and take grammer.
But,In the case of english that's not needed. This thread's taking a rest.
I feel saturday and sunday has fewer
user. >>649
Maybe,
What you wanted to say is a part of the lyrics of the song called “ANATA” by Hikaru Utada,don't you? lol Some people consistently argue that tuition for University should be free for all. I'm strongly against it. Taxpayers money should be focused on the brilliant students such as by helping them study abroad.
The decreasing number of Japanese students studying in the US is staggering. It has already surpassed by most Asian countries. This must be addressed.
It is also completely needless to give money to affluent students. That just balloons the deficit.
I hope more and more students can have the opportunity to learn abroad. So-called F-ranked universities all over Japan should be closed for good. Oops I’m a graduate of those lol >>657
>> Np, you can see a declining birth rate trend in Japan😅
Many universities would be closed.
I can't read books in English for teen because probably I have less than 5000 words vocabulary 💦
I want to learn words.
Are there any vocabulary books in English to English you would recommend? >>657
Are you the one who was talking about a Tokyo uni graduate brother?
Anyway, I agree with you. F-rank unis are used to gather cheap foreign labor disguised as overseas students. They should be closed asap. I've been enlightening people about lifelong learning and homecooking.
Someone in this thread was talking about buying sliced cabbage at a store, but he should try it by himself.
Slicing a cabbage is very easy and kinda fun. It feels good. for himself, not by himself... >>660
I'm envious of you. You must be a down-to eartth person.
I don't like house chores such as cooking, cleaning, doing the laundry, or even taking a bath. >>666
Then,How do you get such ordinary life?
Make someone do that for you?
like the one who come from KYUSYU. >>663
I don't understand what you mean by like the one who come from KYUSYU.
I'm a single, so basically my room is always messy like the one which poeple usually call "Gomiyasiki" I don't know which is correct, " one which" or " the one which" >>656
I agree about not giving free uni for all. Rather than free uni for all, care worker's wages should be raised. the sink at the kichen in my house was so dirty that i carefully cleaned it today.
i can see the shimmering of the stainless steel again now. Cleaning your house is good. Living in a dirty room is a waste of life. >>669
in japan, they say that cleaning toilet in your house will bring you a good luck.
i thnk it's just a superstition, but whenever i clean the toilet, i can't help thinking about it. Can someone give me a quick run down on the whole domain change/re-branding thing? >>669
"The" means implies one and only. >>672
Always in english here please. Anyway.Which english magazine or newspaper do you usually love to read? >>674
I buy the Japan News every other day at a convenience store and only read the front page besides the editorials.
When it comes to English magazines, I don't read them at all. Instead, I make it habit to read books on a daily basis.
But my reading speed is so slow that I almost take a month to finish reading only one book.
That's because I can't help consulting my dictinary whenever I run into words and phrases whose meanings I don't know. >>675
Wow! I made a mistake.
correction I almost take a month → it takes me almost a month I talked about sliced cabbage yesterday, but "shred" was the correct word, not slice. >>679
Oh!Really?
I only seem you are a good english writer.
A half month for one book...
Not so late not so first. >>679
I haven't read H.Tribune for a very long while.
How the paper going changing it's name? >>675
I didn't know the change name of Daily yomiuri.
That paper have a lot of mistake in english and it's famouse.
How's that now? >>667
Good female available which you can't see here almost all. >>680
I also didn't know when and why they changed its name to the Japan news.
Yeah I've heard of that rumor, but I don't have what it takes to recognize the mistakes in the first place. lol
So I periodically copy some passages of the editorials by hand to improve my writing skills.
Even if I find such an error in them, I won't care at all. That's because I think we human beings cannnot avoid making mistakes, besides there are a lot more I can learn from them. Frankly speaking, we can detect a lot of grammatical mistakes in English newspapers.
Some newspapers even create a site to accept claims about such errors.
Same things cannot be said to Japanese newspapers. It is almost impossible to detect any errors throughout the papers in most cases.
This suggests huge difference between both languages.
To put it simply, English is easy to make grammatical mistakes. We don't need to care about the singular or plural, and and an article.
And grammatical flexibilities might be another factor.
Japanese is so flexible that it is difficult to say:"Hey that's completely wrong!". >>687
Agree without a doubt.
Then,I want to recognize why that ,mistake,take place.
In my opinion.
One of the reason is that such small rule e.g. verb-s has no important function to change the meaning. >>685
I agree without a doubt.
Then, I want to recognize why that mistake took place.
One of the reasons is that small rules eg. verbs have no important function on meaning.
English can be very flexible too.I can understand almost any broken English. Sniffer's watching.CautionS. Sniffer's watching.Caution Who is this fucking Sniffer? >>693
Still hiding watching us. Do you usually use eay or some other EC
site? >>689
Yes.
There's in english some unofficial
grammer.
e.g.
How do you analyse the words
"Hands up"?
I think the words is strange when you
carefully analyse. Whether you agree with me or not,
I can’t change my mind. >>692
"Hands up" is the elliptical form of the imperative command "put your hands up."
It's kind of a rare construction in that it's not used for many phrases. "hands up" is probably the most common phrase, but
I've heard "pens down" as in "put your pens down" and "cell phones off" as in "turn your cell phones off" when I took tests in school. >>697
What?
What are you getting at? >>657
Free makes waste always.
e.g. In Sinpapore medical care was for free but thd patients put medicine to dustbox. I hate how I have to put a lot of "he" "she" "we" and "they" in English sentences.
For example, think about this: "Japanese people like soy sauce. We put it on everything."
What if I'm Japanese but don't use that much of soy sauce? Should I say "they"?
I believe "we" is correct, but it's weird. Also, saying "we" feels assertive, and I hesitate to use it in many cases.
In Japanese, there would be no we nor they in this sentence.
Same for he and she. These pronouns are not used in normal spoken Japanese. >>701
Putting the main subject aside when you
use "we" on Japan offcourse the word means all the japanese.
I seem it's big problem.
Coz "all" including non english speakers. I can understand your question.
You are one of Japanese, so it seems appropriate to use "we".
But you are not Japanese who likes soy sauce.In that sense, you might want to use "they".
However this may sound like you are non Japanese.
Is that right?
"Japanese people like soy sauce.They put it on everything. "
If I read this sentence I only feel you want to mention Japanese taste as a whole and will not try to assume your nationality just only from this.
So I prefer "they" in this case. >>703
How about use "you" in place of they?
Ofcourse that suggest in "general". Sorry,Sniffer's maybe coming. It might be more simple issue.
You just care about whether you yourself are included or not.
"X put it on everything"
>>697 made it clear that X doesn't involve oneself, so it ought to be "they".
Speaking of soy-based food, miso ramen is the most delicious food in the world. >>708
Put that aside .
You said "ought to ".
Why it's not "have to " ? "so it would have to be 'they.'"
"so it has to be 'they.'"
"so it should be 'they.'"
"so it must be 'they.'"
"so it ought to be 'they.'"
All mean the same in this instance. English speaker tend to give the language
an analyse.
Even an ordinary guy do that.
On the other hand.
Japanese doesn't do so.
What does this fact suggest? I agree with the anti-tripfag sentiment in this thread. This jook guy is annoying as shit. Fuck tripfags, this is an ANONYMOUS website for a reason.
Being a huge attention whoring gaijin is cancerous as fuck. "LOOK AT ME EVERYONE, I'M A GAIJIN!!!! BIG AMERICAN. ASK ME ANYTHING :)." >>710
Get it.
Thanks.
But,One more question.
It's about "would " .
You use would quite freaqently but
it's meaning is blur for me.
In other word what is the meaning of would? "Would" means something similar to "will," but it's more of a helper word than a word that gives information.
It can be used to express past habits: "I would go to the store every day."
It can be used to express an outcome that hasn't happened because of some reason: "I would go to the library, but it is raining."
It can be used to express what is right, proper, or expected: "it would be best not to say such things."
It can be used to make a polite request: "would you pour me some water?"
It can be used to express "will:" "I wouldn't put it past him."
There are probably other uses, but I can't think of any more right now. I’ve been studying English since 4month ago.
I like ramen which is based on soy sauce.
It is the best food I have ever eaten! Aw your English is so cute <333 >>708
Lololol
You made my day! Thanks! Anyone is welcomed in this thread.
Nobody can decide who is allowed to be on this thread or anything.
So just take it easy. >>708
the reason underlying your aggressiveness against gaijins might be an inferiority complex
dont do such embarrassing thing Another gaijin lover again? >>699
>Is that right?
Yes, that's exactly what I meant. >>710
>>It can be used to express what is right, proper, or expected:
"it would be best not to say such things."
Give me another one or two example.
Please. >>716
You're the sniffer getting around here recently. >>715
And maybe he or she is the one who like has no charge on the earth killing time. Jook was killed by "Thomas fire"? He's still alive but his office was burned down to
ashes? He's enjoying the holiday season free from work and no time to stop by here?
The reason he's been absent for a while is anyone's guess, but to all of you morons
(me included) here, have a good holiday season! (although there's no such a notion
as holiday season here in Japan) >>728
Ya!
Good holiday season! My friend John always get ultraviolet rays from the sun.
so his face is somewhat black. but I don't know obvious reason.
when I asked him it,he seems to be infuriated by my silly wards. I rapidly apologized him. but he was fury and he said he won't forgive me never.
then I couldn't realize factor of my emotion but I got angry too.
eventually we had been fighting each other.
I have been broken both my legs but I have broke his arms, I think we are friend since our same situation we are standing. >>715
I am a gaijin, fuck off with your internet psychiatrist shit. You're not qualified to make psychological assessments of people based on a forum post, and you were hilariously off base since I'm actually a white American myself.
That doesn't mean I support this guy coming in here begging for attention by adopting a permanent identity on an anonymous forum. Hi 5ch
Do you want to ask anything to a third world trash citizen trying to learn your language? >>722
i trust he and his fammily are safe because his house is a good distance from the fire.
he is absent from here maybe due to such a troublesome bug like >>708 >>718
"I wouldn't do that if I were you."
"One would be expected to know how others would react to such behavior."
"It would be for the best if you stopped." >>733
You are quarreling with ramen lover.
You know that? >>734
Further info about yourself please. >>727
then you thought he intended to beg for poeples's attention and act the great man
by adopting a permanent identity on an anonymous forum, right?
How did you know about his will in his mind, that is "LOOK AT ME EVERYONE, I'M A GAIJIN!!!! ...."?
though, this is "projection" in psychological terminology,
you just projected onto others what you didnt recognize in youself.
in fact, it is you who wants to beg for people's attention and to act the greatman, not jook.┐('д')┌
im not qualified to analyze anything psychology-related, but have studied depth psychology at college >>736
They seems "would" give the sentense strong feeling like emphasis on. >>740
>>736
→Correct
I seem in the sentenses "would" give the sentense some strong feeling like emphasis on. In France can you go well of trip speaking
only english? No. They don’t speak English altough they can speak it. >>743
Oh!Ya!
Same old situation. We're friends of english! i found the following comment in another thread.
"hey guys, the santa clause is one of creatures the satan disguise himself as,
which brings presents to children all over the world at christmas in order to spoil them."
i wondered why he/she can see things in such a negative way... >>746
Anyway that one hates the world. >>733
I knew at a glance 708 was a gaijin. You are a zako. >>744
おまえはすごいすごい!
it's OK? I don't think I'm great, but I think you are a zako. >>752
Don't pull otherone's legs. 746 is just a friendless asshole this thread become kuso-sure rapidly >>754
Friendless is nice for calm. Since yesterday, I have been living apart from my wife. We will probably divorce soon. Any questions? >>752
What was the cause of your quarrel? >>753
It is freaking difficult to explain cuz this is extreamly complicated. Im sorry but I cant tell you it i just sarasaraed ochazuke for lunch! >>752
which do you use iphone or Android? Generally speaking, the most of cause of divorce in the world is her or your debt or cheating. >>752
No kids? Then smooth divorce. >>755
I want an ochazuke too! Of course no kids.
Not because of money or cheating
I just lost interest >>754
Is that normal quarrel? >>757
For lunch.Are you stayed in your home? >>760
In english please.
No need such anger. Do you have an experience of getting caught in U.S or U.K?
Raise your hand if you say yes. It's been a while since l last ate ochazuke.
I might get too accustumed to western style food.
I drink coffee everyday, l can't remenber when l last have green tea. >>770
What is your favorite topping of Ochazuke?
I like too Ochazuke because it accept everything for topping.
I would like to eat it everyday actually. which do you like better coca cola or pepsi?
i prefer pepsi as pepsi man, its mascot, is really cool and attractive. pepsico is the company which markets pepsi, but i don't know what items they are selling other than pepsi,
though it must be a huge food/beverage company like nestle in switzerland. Agree. Penis is the best. I can suck it all day. >>776
Do you remind Dncpepper and Sasuke? 自作自演 is so lame you know.... >>769
I've never thought of topping, because I used to eat instant ones.
They are tasty by itself. The salmon one from Nagatanien is my fave. >>778
It's not jisaku jien. He is replying to wrong posts randomly for some reason.
And seems to be using mutiple devices or connections, or some tools. He is some kind of shill, and has been posting here for a long time.
It's the same one that was trying to drive out Koreans, and also the one that was talking some nonsense about "Mongolian and Turkish".
Now he is shilling about English, trying to make this kuso thread popular for some reason. British people seem jubilant about the passport color change.
It is something interesting for me because we have both colors.
Is it something uncommon having different color passport depending on the valid period?
We have blue and red ones for 5 and 10 years respectively. >>781
Who is the 自作自演?
Replying to what thread? >>785
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Decode please.
http://www.spammimic.com/index.cgi >>790
Removing the last two lines. Now North korea is getting so interesting
having such another run away of soldiers.
Corrapse or Get by etc.
What's your idea? What is equivalent sites to 5ch in English?
Reddit or 4 chan? Don't use apps to disguise IP.It's meaningless. >>788,789 is clearly same person. What the hell is going on here? Only kuso people here i am pleased to introduce to all of you one japanese famous argument,
which has never come to the conclusion till now.
"which is better a mountain of mushrooms or village of bamboo sprouts?" >>790
i guess it is reddit, but i don't like the interface of the site.
it is difficult for me to understand which post i should read next after reading one post. >>793
Textream in Yahoo Japan. >>796
How about this site?
I guess this fit in your attitude.
I guess you need another message board for your unlimited chatting desire.
So,why don't you take a look at the site?
http://jbbs.shitaraba.net/study/13024/ I'm just curious about the person using VPN.
The person is Japanese clearly.
I want the person to avoid using US IPs.
Sometimes assuming the one is native speaker,
I tried to figure out in vain grammatical structures the person made.
Anyway, 5ch is the place to write whatever you want.
If you felt it was filled with shit, it's a normal thing in some respect.
No one is supposed to make a meaningful comment. >>795
Now I visited reddit.Actually it looks like here.
In History section they enthusiastically exchange their opnions.
After watcing more, I'll decide whether to join the forum.
Anyway thank you for your information. I just celebrated Chrismas with a freid chicken from seven eleven at home. Just me. get half priced christmas cake! I think I should go my mission to get a half price cake tomorrow. I put my clothes into a dryer in my apartment, but it isn't working now.
it's so irritating! I have a date tomorrow and need them! >>804
that is smart option. >>803
Hey!
What thread does the one write?
I don't know who you are targetting. Is it possible to think you are a native speaker by reading >>789?
Anyway, I'm not going to care about it or whether or not you use VPN any more.
This is anonymous thread and we should not care about such trivial things. my english has become purpose instead of procedure >>811
Such trival thing means what? >>812
Are you afraid of making mistake?
Too serious? >>810
Sorry I'll correct it. It is not a tribal thing at all.
Now that you admit that ワッチョイWW 43f1-DJT5=USWW 0Hdf-DJT5.
You are the only guy who intentionally change the number you refer to.
Needless to say, it is the last thing you should do here.
Even you yourself understand that by pretending another person in >>798 post.
Having said that, I will not care about that
because I judge by what you write rather than who you are. I've read several books concerning spiritual enlightenment lately.
Consequenty, maybe I was brainwashed by their thinking, but the contents are so persuasive that I can't help but accept
some of their ideas.
For example, have you ever thoght about when your life started and what life is ?
Most poeple tend to have a vague idea that their life began when they were born, and that everyone has his/her own life one by one.
But if you think about this matter more deeply, you'll see there is something wrong with these ideas.
That's because you had already been alive when you were within your mother's uterus, namely, when your were a futus or an embryo.
So you can date back further if you seek for when your life started.
Scientifically speaking, the process that the sperm produced by the male and the ovum prodeced by female get together and become one is called
fertilization and needless to say, both the sperm and the ovum are also alive.
to be continued today is christmas cake
i eat santa claus at dinner
i like santa claus covered in chocolate
how about you bitches?
>>800
I've been (sort of) watching this shill for a long time, and I'm 99% sure it's a gaijin. >>813
If you are interested in spiritual stuff, I recommend Buddhism.
Buddhism is ridiculously misunderstood by most people, and more people should learn about it.
It is often lumped together with Christianity and Islam as "the 3 religions of the world",
but it's fundamentaly different from those other religions.
If you like western philosophy, you should definitely check the philosophical aspect of Buddhism,
or the whole ancient Indian philosophy including it. It has similarity with western philosophy.
And knowledge of Buddhism is pretty much essential as our general education. >>815
No.
I didn't change the number. >>818
Have you got head on your neck?
I'm not gaijin and new comer here.
You're very bad investigator. This evening im gonna hang out with a hot girl
The best way of spending xmas eve is this, isnt it?
I hope i can take her to a love hotel after dinner hehe I went on a half price christmas cake but failed so I ended up getting ビエネッタ ice cream instead. >>815
At first, l thought the person was Japanese.
But I don't know for certain now.
>>817,818
No, you changed the number now.
US is currently being replaced by the word
that is highly indicative of what you shold do. >>822
You're not important. as if your were important lol Fuck! I haven’t spoken English for almost 2 years! That's a good thing. Less people speaking English = less money wasted on shitty English lesson books & CDs. it is the peak time now for getting half priced cake! Good luck. I gave up this year. i dont try this year neither. >>819
i am wondering if it is correct to call such a kind of hotel "love hotel" in english.
a hotel, which is designed and built mainly for the purpose of intercourse between men and women.
is it called "love hotel" in the us and the uk??? This thread comes to an end filled with demeaning comments.
It was vibrant with guys who speak decent English for several weeks,
but such decent people left here one by one. >>834
2ch is getting infamouse.
That's one of the main reason of such left
action.
What's the next site for 英語で雑談?
*I happened to find out 英語で雑談 in
Textream. >>829
So negative as learning english take much out of you. >>830
I suppose no love hotel there. >>834
There's another site which has the stated theme.
Chat in English 英語で雑談 Ver:Q and A PART1
http://lavender.5ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1511609018/ >>837
I think love hotel is no class. >>790
4-ch.net is probably the closest. >>827
Don't pull my legs. Is it just me or it’s really fun to see people reporting that they failed some English examination tests on twitter?
I love it especially when 意識高い系 English learners fail lol The posts get less numbers.
It's serious. I guess you need another message board for your unlimited chatting desire.
So,why don't you take a look at the site?
http://jbbs.shitaraba.net/study/13024/ This thread has such tendency of no post
when a straight holidays available.
What for? It's long time no see.
But,I like to talk about foods. Fuck kmuci stinky Koreans yesterday is my last working day this year and now i can take 8 days off in a row as the winter holiday.
but i am alone as usual and i don't have a plan to do special things,
so i have a hunch that i will waste the 8 days. Why don’t you get a sexual massage for your good health? You must be tired from work. >>851
Fuck sniffing claiming wanker. >>852
Toshikoshisoba.You get out and find out
a good one.
How's that? As a ramen lover, l feel sad when it was called "waterly food" in a newspaper.
It's not water! It's delicious soup! Pay respect to ramen! >>858
What do you think about eating ramen as
Toshikoshisoba? I don't think it's good idea 'cause Ramen derives from china soba.
As a Japanese, it's better to stick to a Japanese tradtion. Agree. People who eat ramen are Chinese. Disgusting >>856
ramen is one thing and soba is another.
so, i don't think that ramen can serve as toshikoshisoba,
but you can't afford any soba in any way it would be ok. Eating ramen on Dec 31 isn't custom.
That is of a marketing strategy which means made up story. >>850
yes, i was tired both mentally and physically from work.
and actually, my genitals were sexually taken care of at a premium salon yesterday.
but i can not describe how things went on explicitly,
because decent men and women pay a visit to this thread every day. Death to all Koreans on this earth! Nice to meet you all. I like to play Nioh, the Japanese computer game, on PC. I use HelloTalk to talk with Japanese friends. I read Nikkei news in English (for now.) I help friend ;) with programming. I just invested most of my money in Japan. I was diagnosed with rectal cancer in June 2015.
Schizophrenia in Jan 2013.
I take Latuda right now.
I have had 3 chemo treatments recently, at Mount Sinai Hospital in Toronto,
Canada (12th floor).
I hope they use some Japanese treatment next time.
My next psychotherapy appointment is with Dr. Mohammed Hussain at Etobicoke General Hospital on January 13. I hope all Japanese become super happy, have lots of fun, and become super rich. Lots of fun, every day. No way, that never comes true. I currently use EVGA GTX 1080 FTW for my GPU (graphics processing unit, responsible for visually displaying the image on the monitor). My CPU is Intel i7 4930K, 6-core CPU.
I want to use Japanese GPU and CPU.
My monitor is Philips BDM4065UC/27 (pretty sure it's the /27, or at least it's the Canada Edition). I want Japanese monitor.
My speakers is ELAC Debut B6. I want Japanese speakers.
I just bought Sony Xperia XZ1, I think my phone company Freedom Mobile (Canada) has struggled very hard to send it to me.
My Internet Service Provider (ISP) is CarryTel, based in Toronto. They use the network of American (U.S.) company Cogent.
I don't want them to change my psychiatric medication to non-Japanese medication. Latuda is Japanese, it is manufactured close to my home. >>867
There are tiers of Japanese. I will make it happen for the highest tier of Japanese for sure. However, I find all Japanese very cute. Even Japanese yokai (よかい). I find them cute too. Sorry, I meant youkai (ようかい)。Yes, I find them cute. I currently listen to AnimeNfo radio. It is basically just Japanese music. I want more Japanese website or music streaming source if possible. >>872
I find that keeping me happy is number one priority. When I'm not happy, nobody is happy .. so I concentrate all my effort to make me happy. >>873
I recommend you Japanese TV drama
called "Trick". >>876
What kind of one do you want to listen? >>871
Are you a japanese in Canada? >>875
Thank you for the recommendation. I understand.
However I find that usually the most suitable clothes/phones/games/music/tights are stumbled upon by chance.
This way is very very interesting.
When I learn Japanese words, I do not set a goal or schedule to learn some words.
I find that sometimes by chance a situation occurs where I need to learn a word, then I learn it and it is usually associated with a very unforgettable memory.
This causes me to remember the word very well. >>876
Hmm, I stumbled upon "moonmission.jp" radio.
>>877
As for the question of whether I am Japanese, it is very interesting. >>877
I don't think I can actually say "I am Japanese". I was born in China. I once said that I was the only good foreigner. >>877
The armor I used in Nioh once was called "Child of the Sun". ;) And yes, I have a 'cheat code' for life. I never like to overuse it. It is simply way too strong. My ultimate dream is to simply live in Japan. But right now, the visitor visa doesn't let me stay indefinitely, and I'm not that rich yet .. Right now, most of my money invested in Japan is managed by iShares (https://www.blackrock.com/ca) Japan is not that a great country. You should go somewhere else Right now I am using VLC (open source) as my music player... Chinaman? What the fuck? This gaijin is also detrimental. Well, I have nothing to say. If you're lower tier Japanese, you get replaced. If you're Chinese, Japanese people will sniff you out. Stinky gaijins always destroy this thread. Always.
Why only weird gaijins come here? Disgusting. >>890
To what reply are you replying?
Double checked! >>894
While you are sniffing something are
going on!
I guess you need another message board for your unlimited chatting desire.
So,why don't you take a look at the site?
http://jbbs.shitaraba.net/study/13024/ >>891
May I ask you your nationality?
You are writing the same things again and again,
always attacking foreigners coming here.
There were people who are annoyed by you, and just left here.
You are the one that most people here want to leave. >>896
Here's how to write like a native:
"
May I ask you what country you are from?
You always write the same shit.
Always attacking gaijin.
People annoyed by you already left.
You are the one everybody here wants Gone.
" Yeah, I accept or appreciate your correction.
But is it natural to use the word: gaijin?
I know there is a lot of Japanese words becoming English like emoji or something,
but I've never thought "gaijin" is one of them. Im totally into you. You are special to me. You are one in a million. You are my princess. Im falling for you. Im addicted to you. Im crazy about you. I have been thinking about you. >>891
I feel you tend to make a fuss in this thread.
Offcourse you have right to say no.
But,Want you to get out. >>899
1 actual action would be better than 100 times practices.
let's go out to meet her. >>902
Actually Im gonna meet her tonight for dinner. I practiced these words by posting here so that I can say these flirts to her more naturally. >>901
Very agree? Not ugly? Hehe >>905
What post are you replying to? >>906
Sounds nice.But,Where's your practice? Hulu or Netflix.Which is the best for you? Your shilling is getting annoying. Go away. >>912
Freedom of speach.Get lost. >>913
I personary like NF coz it's very cheap
and the contents are clealy getting well. >>898
Among certain foreigner, the word "gaijin" is basically a common term. I suspect it is a well-known term.
>>911
You get lost.
>>907
Out. >>914
Really?It's interesting 'cause most Japanese ceased to use the word recently. Some annoying gaijins calim that the word “gaijin” is racist. So that’s why. >>916
Tell me your natinality. >>916
You'd better kill yourself. >>918
Why? Why don’t you kill yourself? So gaijin so kimoi >>919
Anyway, tell me where you are from. >> 915 If you call me gaijin, I don't mind, it helps hide my identity.
>> 917 Strange person.
>> 918 Another Chinese.
>> 920 Shut up already. You're not Japanese. Do not imitate the person by refering to wrong numbers. >>922
Then stop posting derogatory remarks or leave here.
It's clear that no one enjoys your posts. >>924
What about yours? No one enjoys your attacking comments as well I never dare to say inappopriate things like you.
And l'm not attacking you. l just castigate your inflammatory comments. I enjoy ID:m4wR7aQd0 san's comments. i am working on year-end cleaning of my house.
i started with the toilet, wiping dusts and dirts off the toilet seat.
it is now so clean and sparkling that i feel hesitant to use it today. >>929
I wanna use your toilet and take a huge dump I’m Japanese and wanna know how big your dicks are. I think my dick can be 15cm at a maximum. 15 cm? It depends how I feel. i rented a car this morning to try to improve my driving skill.
when i drove the car on a highway, it began to snow suddenly which i hadn't expected.
a lot of big flakes started to cover the front glass and the tires were not suitable for snow.
i felt a bit frightened wondering if i could go back to my house safe. >>930
if you eat mainly vegetable/fruits for your meals, i guess i would be ok with your dump. >>933
"i felt a bit scared, wondering if i could arrive at my house safely."
I am listening to music on my new Sony phone with Onkyo HF player, but I wonder if somehow it can play multiple tracks at the same time.
Why?
I want to listen to
1) Music on phone
2) Sounds from game (Samurai game) on PC
Preferably at the same time.
I think it would require some software to transfer sound from PC to phone.
Thank you for reading ! ! ! :) :) :) >>934
What do you mean?→with your dump Is it grammatically wrong to say Happy new year?
My new year greeting cards which were printed at カメラのキタムラ say so. I believe Japanese people have superior ability. They should acquire foreign companies/products/projects and turn them into Japanese projects. Open source projects are especially easy to acquire because they're free and the source code is freely available. >>937
"With" can be used like this.
I'm Ok with our friendship.
He went with her.
I bought my Sony phone with 70000-en.
I am without regrets.
He cut him with the Raikiri katana. I basically use voice typing to write here
but each time I have to select languages between Japanese and English.
If I enable both languages, it will be likely to fail to recognize correctly.
My pronunciation may be to blame but it is tedious.
If I say this by selecting both languages,
it will result in like this.
My プロナンシエーション May J Brave baddest です
I wish I could change the language settings by voice... HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Some of you might remember me, KG2ch aka KameGirl, dear Japanese friends.
I love Japan and I am the Johnny's Boys fan from long time ago.
I wish you good luck and happiness.
Much love to you all!
xxxxx >>941
That's a fantastic idea .. !! Fuck China. Fuck my parents. Well fuck. I hope all of China's money gets absorbed by Japan. That might be enough to make it #1 GDP. Fucking Freedom Mobile man. Their system is buggy as shit. They started charging me even though my phone can't access their system. This would never happen if I were dealing with a Japanese company !!
Freedom Mobile's website: www.freedommobile.ca/ I'm too shy to make the new thread. (´・ω・`)
Was it supposed to be at >>950 or >>980 ? >>950
Go ahead, make it if you want. Don't forget to include a reference to the URL of this thread. >>951
On second thought, why do we need a new thread? Because to make a room for you.
Just kidding.
I've heard that the US school reintroduce cursive in their curriculum.
Many people over certain age seem to unable to write cursive.
It's surprising to me because I'd been taught cursive and prefer writing in it.
It is fast and even cool to write.
So I'm glad to hear its resurgence. Chat in English (英語で雑談) part 205
http://lavender.5ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1514765226/
Anyway I created the thread. Now you overcame your shyness.
Congrats mother fucker There is no need to use past sentence there.
And just get out of here! >>945
I don't know why you are angry, but don't curse your parents like that. It's bad.
In case you read the posts with "communist chinks", don't take those posts seriously.
I posted those to drive away an annoying non-Chinese fool. akeome
i will rub my crotch this year. I will count how many times I have sex this year. Learning to tone down my manner of expression was more difficult .
In Russian it is good to show one's emotional involvement in everything
one does .The strong expressions I used sometimes met with silencer or disapproving looks which would make me understand that I had said too much.
involvementがあるとうまく訳せません
正しい訳し方教えてください Seems like you guys never have a chance of Himehajime. >>941
You should learn Hukuwajutu for the resolution. I came donw with hemorroids i visited a shinto shrine with my family today.
at the shrine, i stepped up stairs, stood in front of a big wooden box, threw 200yen into it,
shook a big bell dangling from the ceiling, bowed twice, clapped my hands twice,
prayed to the god for being healthy throughout 2018, bowed once again and stepped down the stairs.
there were long lines of people, waiting for their turns.
what is your new year's resolution? I really wanted to celebrate the New Years in Japan as well :(
Did you guys enjoy that? No. New year in japan is terrible
We just eat buck wheat and watch TV
Freaking boring >>968
No thanks Chinaman. >>966
You are in here.Fuck. >>969
How can you distinguish one's nationality?
There is no mark telling the post is from overseas as there was in the
past days. im guessing that the stupid troll here like >>963 and the spammer who is carrying on
with spamming on 日本語thread in 4ch for about 8 months is the same person
they are similar in being persistent surprisingly >>977
What do finding out that guy give you?
Meaningless! hai, my first time in here
greetings Stupid gaijins go to Aokigahara for fun. Kinda annoying recently i have seen an english phrase "food bank" in english articles several times during a short period of time.
i don't know what it is and what the difference is between ordinary bank and food bank.
i need to look it up. >>978
i don't know what it is and what the difference is between ordinary bank and food bank.
i need to look it up.
→I don't know what it is and what the difference between ordinary banks and food banks is.
I'm going to look it up. >>979
thank you for your feedback.
but i like to go with "what the difference is between A and B" in this case,
as somehow, the shorter phrase followed by the verb is more natural to me. >>980
In this case, "what the difference is between A and B" is grammatically incorrect
even if you personally think "what the difference is between A and B" is natural.
You shouldn't spread such a grammatical mistake. I learned this during the new year season that those who drive Demio are so annoying. i feel very nervous when high end, expensive cars are going near mine. I don’t feel nervous when that happens but feel inferior instead. >>983
No idea.
Never heard before. English has so many meaningless grammar rules.
That's the reason even native speakers often make grammar mistakes.
Everyone can understand what >>978 says but at the same time it is clearly grammatically incorrect.
Making grammatically correct sentences is difficult, but writing naturally is far more difficult.
That's the reason why many Japanese speakers struggle to master English.
I've mastered reading and am nearing perfect in listening,
but I don't know when I can muster writing and speaking.
It could take another 10 years or more... I realized that learning English is such a waste of time. I want to have sex with a hot white or latin gaijin. I have learned English mostly by playing computer games. People shouldn't buy those shitty fraud English books and CDs.
But I spent too much time on the games (mostly shooters and mmorpgs) when I shouldn't have, and it has become like trauma.
I will probably never play those types of games again. >>986
I've mastered reading and am nearing perfect in listening,
but I don't know when I can muster writing and speaking.
→I've mastered reading and almost listening,
but I don't know when I will have mastered writing and speaking. Not good correction.
Why do you dare to rectify it? You don't know any English at all.
A certain native English speaker has looked over my sentence. I immediately noticed you are non native. You don't know any English at all, so you can't understand what I said. I'm gonna go back to Japan on January 29th.
I really wanna eat MISO SOUP ASAP..., https://m.youtube.com/watch?t=3s&v=wYQcU5VXde8
Gaijins are so awesome!!!! hi, i like make cookies. does it look any kawaii?
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