Chat in English (英語で雑談)　part 204

**名無しさん＠英語勉強中** (GB 0Hf1-zvir) · 2017/11/22(水) 21:46:47.04

テンプレはめんどくさいから、>>2以下で誰かやってください。

**名無しさん＠英語勉強中** (USWW 0He9-eTVu) · 2017/12/01(金) 07:55:56.21

>>382
I don't think it's most influential.

**名無しさん＠英語勉強中** (USWW 0He9-eTVu) · 2017/12/01(金) 07:57:05.39

>>385
Alert for you to other ones.

**名無しさん＠英語勉強中** (US 0H52-8b4z) · 2017/12/01(金) 14:06:57.36

>>382
English speaking people also have ascii art, but the two have some major differences.
English ascii art usually only makes use of the original extended ascii character set in a mono-width font while the Japanese AA can use a wide range of characters from a Gothic style font.

**名無しさん＠英語勉強中** (CHWW 0Hdd-eTVu) · 2017/12/01(金) 17:08:20.50

>>388
Do you know the fact that NSA had an anlyse on AA before?
They were trying to reveal a seacret code in that.

**名無しさん＠英語勉強中** (CHWW 0Hdd-eTVu) · 2017/12/01(金) 18:14:31.80

>>331
You're very ugry aren't you?

2017/12/01(金) 19:02:05.03

I have a question.
I forgot what you say in English when you imply the sexual organ indirectly like あそこ.
Thank you in advance for your response.

**391** (ﾜｯﾁｮｲ 894d-9GJZ) · 2017/12/01(金) 19:04:02.23

correction
how you say it in English

2017/12/01(金) 19:07:19.76

>>391
I believe "my you-know-what" will work if it's otherwise clear you're talking about your genitals.
I can't really think of any other ones at the moment. Why would you want to indirectly talk about
genitals, anyway? In casual conversations you can just straight up say it without problems, while
in more formal settings (e.g. news or medical reports) they usually use specific terms, ranging from
as blunt as penis/vagina to sexual organ(s) or genitals.

2017/12/01(金) 19:32:37.73

I feel really bad and good about bald people lol

2017/12/01(金) 19:38:41.26

>>391
That's it! The word " you know what " is exactly what I was looking for.
You see, I chatted with a person from Brazil in a chat room today.
He (or she) told me that he is studying Japanese now and in the course of our conversation, he asked me if there were dirty words even in Japanese.
And I said, " Of course! Do you happen to know みみずせんびき?"
Next time when I see him, I'm going to explain what it is like, but am afraid of my being indecent if I use the word " penis" bluntly. lol

For your reference, みみずせんびき consists of two words, that is to say, みみず and せんびき.
みみずmeans earthworm, and せんびき, one thousand, respectively.
You know, it represents a type of women'e sex organ with which you can savor a kind of sensation as if one thousand of worms are moving inside it when you insert
your penis into it.
Did I make myself understood?

**395** (ﾜｯﾁｮｲ 894d-9GJZ) · 2017/12/01(金) 19:40:22.99

correction >>391 →>>393

2017/12/01(金) 19:50:10.14

>>395
>but am afraid of my being indecent if I use the word " penis" bluntly. You don't need to worry about that at all.
While I can't speak for the whole world, let alone Brazilians (I'm not Brazilian, so) I don't think there's any
problem with using the word "penis" when defining a phrase or word. Some people take offense to swears that
mean penis (like dick, cock, etc.) but penis is fine. If you want to say it less bluntly but more matter-of-factly,
you can just say "male genitals."

>Did I make myself understood?
I understood the words but not the meaning of them. It's a woman's sex organ that feels disgusting to insert your
penis into? I assume this is a slang word? Then you should state it at the start so it becomes easier to understand
that you're defining a word that may not necessarily make sense, just like how "creampie" (中出し) might not
make sense to an English learner if it isn't explained that it's a slang word.

2017/12/01(金) 19:51:05.45

>>397
Whoops, "You don't need to worry about that at all." was supposed to be on the next row.

2017/12/01(金) 19:54:02.24

Austkoreans are so disgusting!

2017/12/01(金) 19:54:02.71

AA stands for ass anal

2017/12/01(金) 20:35:50.11

>>397
Yeah it is one of slang words when you call what is called 名器 in Japanese.
Disappointingly, I don't know what it is called in English, but the meaning is tatally opposite to your speculation.
It feels as if you are on cloud nine when inserting your penis into it.
I've realized how hard it is when you explain about Japanese words to people from abroad. !!

**名無しさん＠英語勉強中** (CHWW 0Hdd-eTVu) · 2017/12/01(金) 20:51:28.13

>>401
You're really disgusting.
Put yourself out of here very soon.

2017/12/01(金) 20:57:56.14

>>401
Ah, I should have taken the clue that it was a good feeling from the fact you used the
word "savor" but I was unsure if that's the nuance you were going for.
>I've realized how hard it is when you explain about Japanese words to people from abroad. !!
Don't worry, there are words in all languages that are difficult to describe the exact meaning
of in other languages. I don't know for sure, but I think that "awkward" would be hard
to accurately describe in Japanese, since it can be used for all kinds of situations. 違和感 might
be the closest approximation.

Anyway, if I understood right, then if you'd like to describe that word to that Brazilian person,
I'd describe it as: "it refers to a pleasurable feeling that feels like "one thousand earthworms
wriggling around inside of it," when inserting ones penis into the vagina of a woman who
possesses such a vagina."
But I'm not entirely sure if that's right since I don't know the exact meaning and it seems like
something very hard to describe. Also, at least here in the west, we don't really like the idea
of something feeling like a ton of earthworms wriggling around on top of our penis, so even if
it does feel really good, it might still sound disgusting no matter how you try to word it.

2017/12/01(金) 21:00:03.08

>>401
I literally loled. Thank you

2017/12/01(金) 21:19:33.62

>>402
i think he does it on purpose
a kind of troll

**名無しさん＠英語勉強中** (CHWW 0Hdd-eTVu) · 2017/12/01(金) 22:19:36.91

>>405
Get out!

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So,take a look at the site.
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2017/12/01(金) 23:04:57.76

>>403
Thank you for your advice, but I've changed my mind not to do such a childish behavior. lol
I took this oppotunity to look into what the word "mimizu senbiki" is derived from.
According to Google, it is a type of vagina who has a lot of folds inside it.
In short, " a lot of folds " is likend to " mimizu senbiki",but as you said, it might be an analogy which get across to only Japanese people.
By the way, there were a few words in your posting I've never made use of, so I'll copy them by hand later.
You posts are really useful for my English study! Thanks a million!

**407** (ﾜｯﾁｮｲ 894d-9GJZ) · 2017/12/01(金) 23:09:48.52

correction
who has →　which has

2017/12/01(金) 23:57:04.08

You're welcome. I have a really bad habit of getting sidetracked and/or saying too much, though.
Not many people want to read a long post in a language they aren't comfortable speaking.

2017/12/02(土) 02:02:04.15

japan, poland, senegal, colmbia.
do you know what this mean?

2017/12/02(土) 02:04:48.16

japan will lose.

2017/12/02(土) 02:05:56.78

ping pong world cup? Group Z?

2017/12/02(土) 02:49:27.32

It’s about time that gaijin show up! Prepare yourself, everybody!

2017/12/02(土) 07:12:14.71

I love gaijin. Gaijin come on. Fuck me.

**名無しさん＠英語勉強中** (USWW 0H12-eTVu) · 2017/12/02(土) 13:02:39.75

Do you have a 英会話喫茶 which you can recommend?

**名無しさん＠英語勉強中** (USWW 0H12-eTVu) · 2017/12/02(土) 13:29:57.04

>>413
You came up.Disaster.

2017/12/02(土) 14:06:01.39

Disaster? Good for you! Diasaster is such a big word for you lol

2017/12/02(土) 20:26:15.60

>>410
I just hope they somehow clinch enough victories and go to the tournament. I don't wish for more.

**名無しさん＠英語勉強中** (USWW 0H0e-eTVu) · 2017/12/02(土) 22:08:38.99

>>416
Get lost!

2017/12/02(土) 22:58:47.17

>>413
Prepare to go to

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2017/12/02(土) 23:01:40.18

when cooking fish on winter, you should put it into soup/鍋.
deepfry/meuniere is not volumy and less vegetable.

2017/12/02(土) 23:42:47.31

I’m making karaage chickens right now.

**名無しさん＠英語勉強中** (USWW 0H12-eTVu) · 2017/12/03(日) 00:14:52.56

>>421
Sounds so delicious.
Really want to eat it.

2017/12/03(日) 00:53:37.34

Yesterday I went to a fuking cheap Izakaya. Karage and highball cost only 150 and 100 yen respectively. When I bite one of that karaage, I noticed that inside was kind of reddish.
I thought it was not completely cooked but I didn't care about it and eat it because I was drunk.
Sure enough, this morning I almost died. I was in the toilet for 2 hours. My stomach is still fucking hurting. I will never go to indecent Izakaya.

2017/12/03(日) 02:33:55.41

>>424
You should take care of yourself and have a good night’s sleep

**名無しさん＠英語勉強中** (ITW 0H3e-fDZp) · 2017/12/03(日) 02:41:55.15

>>422
Ohh... that reminded me of another one of
my years-long questions.
Does anyone here know General Tso's Chicken?
I think it is widely, if not universally, available
in Chinese restaurants in the US,
but is nowhere to be found in Japan.
I even doubt that there is an official Japanese
translation for the dish, and I find it very weird that
what seemed to be a very popular Chinese dish
over there has virtually no presence whatsoever in Japan.
Any ideas, folks?

2017/12/03(日) 12:35:53.36

Maybe the owner hates Japan. You see, it’s Chinese

**名無しさん＠英語勉強中** (USWW 0H12-eTVu) · 2017/12/03(日) 15:49:51.02

>>425
I have never heard the name of dish.
Maybe that doesn't famouse in Japan.

2017/12/03(日) 23:11:54.80

>>414

Gaijin be able to post too.

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2017/12/04(月) 00:14:39.90

Is it weird that I have not liked anyone in my whole life yet? I’m 27 years old.

2017/12/04(月) 00:47:47.82

>>430
You could be what's called "asexual," but if you have sex drive, then you are not.

Some asexual people have slight sex drive, though.

2017/12/04(月) 01:49:31.80

>>431
I have some sex drive but watching porn meets my sex drive.

2017/12/04(月) 02:05:17.15

>>432
Then, maybe you're not asexual.
If you're interested, you can do some research about asexual and see if you
fit the description of the trait.

2017/12/04(月) 02:18:43.60

Some say Avs are one of the reasons for the low birthrate. I wonder it that's true.
Surely, AV actresses are more beautiful than most of the girls you see in your
daily life.

2017/12/04(月) 03:05:08.85

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/lSZXTt53tEc/maxresdefault.jpg
how about curry for midnight meal?

2017/12/04(月) 08:05:45.03

>>435
i guess it is not good for your stomach.

2017/12/04(月) 08:11:32.85

>>383
i got new one already.

2017/12/04(月) 11:43:19.38

>>434
Maybe, but even if so, I think it is a minor reason.
I've heard Miyadai Shinji, who is a famous sociologist, developping his arugument why pornographic animation
has been popular with quite a lot of young men since around the 90's
According to him, many of them have been diappointed in girls in real life situations.
As a result, they have been seeking for virtual girls who are match for their ideals.
I think it has some bearing on what you say.

**438** (ﾜｯﾁｮｲ 894d-9GJZ) · 2017/12/04(月) 12:18:32.39

correction 　diappointed→ disappointed
I have a bad habit of not making sure if there are any spelling mistakes in my writing before posting.

**名無しさん＠英語勉強中** (USWW 0H12-eTVu) · 2017/12/04(月) 12:47:47.85

>>429
I don't think so.

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**名無しさん＠英語勉強中** (USWW 0H12-eTVu) · 2017/12/04(月) 12:57:47.80

>>433
That's not majority reason I think.
Just a hunch.

**名無しさん＠英語勉強中** (USWW 0H12-eTVu) · 2017/12/04(月) 13:10:46.24

>>434
Is this famouse topping all of Kokoichi?

2017/12/04(月) 14:00:22.83

My fave toppings at kokoichi are cheese and spinach. And spicy level is 2 to 4.

2017/12/04(月) 15:30:21.78

Two days ago I went drinking with my friend and I drank way too much again.
I ended up being horribly sick all of yesterday and vomiting 11 times.
My friend was really drunk too and ended up tripping on his way home and when
he woke up yesterday he said he had split his lip and had bled a lot without even
knowing it. We both need to get ourselves in order.

**名無しさん＠英語勉強中** (USWW 0H12-eTVu) · 2017/12/04(月) 15:41:02.94

>>443
Wow.11times! What a vomitter!

**名無しさん＠英語勉強中** (USWW 0H12-eTVu) · 2017/12/04(月) 15:42:23.92

>>444
Kokoichi get so much attension anyway.
Why?

2017/12/04(月) 17:09:05.74

Not kokoichi
It is cocoichi

2017/12/04(月) 17:15:14.85

>>445
Spicy level 2 to 3 is not that spicy though? In my experience, you can not appreciate food if you order above 5.

2017/12/04(月) 17:45:59.88

>>445
Yep. Happens when I drink too much without filtering out with any water.
My body feels sick and poisoned, so I should drink some water to filter out the
alcohol. But if I drink anything I vomit it back up and get dehydrated.
It's like my body is trying to kill me.

**名無しさん＠英語勉強中** (USWW 0H12-eTVu) · 2017/12/04(月) 23:25:32.04

>>448
Do you need being spicy for the curry al ways?

**名無しさん＠英語勉強中** (USWW 0H12-eTVu) · 2017/12/04(月) 23:41:53.30

Don't you think english speaker in Japan
need to set up an association for progress?

2017/12/04(月) 23:44:01.61

>>450
I like spicy curry. So I always order 2辛.

2017/12/05(火) 00:36:53.62

it's december and i need to prepare new year's greeting postcards.
in recent years, just emailing my acquaintances or contacting my friends via LINE on january 1 has been enough,
but even so, i feel i need to send the postcards to some people.

2017/12/05(火) 00:39:38.22

and the christmas is coming in december, too.
many people should enjoy this big event by doing this or that,
but i can't remember the last time i prepared for and celebrated it.

2017/12/05(火) 00:42:32.40

You should enjoy it too.

**名無しさん＠英語勉強中** (USWW 0H12-eTVu) · 2017/12/05(火) 01:33:25.57

>>453
Post card.
Sounds so nice.
It's interesting that post isn't old meangless thing yet.

**jook** ◆jook7sIb7g (ﾜｯﾁｮｲ ded1-0/3r) · 2017/12/05(火) 02:28:42.75

>>426
I'm pretty sure that most things you'd find at a Chinese restaurant in America,
aren't actually Chinese at all. That's probably why you don't see them in other countries.

If you go to a Chinese restaurant, do you feel like what you are eating is really what someone
else would be eating across the sea of Japan? I accept that it's basically "pretend Chinese."

**jook** ◆jook7sIb7g (ﾜｯﾁｮｲ ded1-0/3r) · 2017/12/05(火) 02:29:50.06

>>456
I don't know if it's true, but I heard that the main thing keeping the postal system
going in America, is all the constant junk mail that companies send everyone everyday.
It's strange that something nobody wants is paying for such a useful service.

2017/12/05(火) 02:37:18.24

>>426
ツォ将軍のチキン

2017/12/05(火) 02:43:17.06

The stinky gaijin again. It should be put in a gas chamber with its wife together.

**名無しさん＠英語勉強中** (USWW 0H0e-eTVu) · 2017/12/05(火) 11:53:37.58

>>460
You should get lost.

2017/12/05(火) 13:16:49.38

>>458
I get many direct mails everyday
I'm sure to trush them without reading
Maybe every mail must have cost about \ 500 or more
waste of resources

2017/12/05(火) 13:23:59.95

>>460
are you a member of VANK
go home!

2017/12/05(火) 18:01:58.85

uwoooooo

habu win!

hi is the KING again!

2017/12/05(火) 20:59:30.19

https://cdnx.natalie.mu/media/news/comic/2017/1205/sato_fixw_640_hq.jpg
https://cdnx.natalie.mu/media/news/comic/2017/1205/balt_1_fixw_640_hq.jpg
https://cdnx.natalie.mu/media/news/comic/2017/1205/otouto1_fixw_640_hq.jpg
https://cdnx.natalie.mu/media/news/comic/2017/1205/otouto2_fixw_640_hq.jpg
https://cdnx.natalie.mu/media/news/comic/2017/1205/otouto3_fixw_640_hq.jpg
https://cdnx.natalie.mu/media/news/comic/2017/1205/otouto4_fixw_640_hq.jpg
LGBT themed drama will be broadcasting on NHK BS.
one of the actor is Baruto who engaged in Sumo wrestler.

2017/12/05(火) 21:12:19.00

chigaudaro hage

2017/12/06(水) 01:51:08.84

>>466
Be more sensitive.

2017/12/06(水) 01:58:48.20

>>465
The one ,is broadcasting this one, is
at the same time trying to ruin the world.

Stop such leftwing kind atitude.

Really disgusting.

2017/12/06(水) 02:04:13.63

Your English is more disgusting lol

2017/12/06(水) 02:07:46.92

Seems like there is a wildfire in California again? Hopefully the usual annoying gaijin and its wife would be burned to death together lololol

**jook** ◆jook7sIb7g (ﾜｯﾁｮｲ ded1-0/3r) · 2017/12/06(水) 03:54:30.67

>>470
I always ignore the racist comments but that's not really funny. 180 square km have burned, 150
buildings have been destroyed, 27,000 had to evacuate and almost 200,000 people don't have
power.

**jook** ◆jook7sIb7g (ﾜｯﾁｮｲ ded1-0/3r) · 2017/12/06(水) 04:11:43.89

>>470
By the way, you want to say "the usual annoying gaijin and HIS wife," not "its" wife.
We don't use the indefinite article "it" when referring to people very much. It's better
to use "his/her." Or if you aren't being specific about the gender, then "their" is good.

2017/12/06(水) 04:15:21.59

>>470
Burned you is what the world waiting for.
You know.

**名無しさん＠英語勉強中** (USWW 0H12-eTVu) · 2017/12/06(水) 09:21:35.56

>>471
I guess you need another message board for your unlimited chatting desire.
So,why don't you take a look at the site?
http://jbbs.shitaraba.net/study/13024/

2017/12/06(水) 13:15:58.68

>>472
What are you talking about? You are not human. You don’t deserve his or her because you are a human looking animal lol

2017/12/06(水) 18:26:54.33

is there someone who can explain why old 5-story towers at japanese famous temples stood still
while modern buildings/houses broke and collapsed when large scaled earthquakes happened in japan in 1995 or 2011?
the towers should've been built more than 1,000 years ago and the materials used should mainly be wood,
not iron or steel or carbon fiber!

2017/12/06(水) 18:52:23.45

>>476
I don't know why, but even judging from a layman's view, your comment sounds a lit strange to me.
That's because the softer substances are, the more likey they absorb shocks.

**477** (ﾜｯﾁｮｲ f1c7-MMs3) · 2017/12/06(水) 19:05:26.77

correction lit →　bit , likey →　likely

2017/12/06(水) 19:17:29.92

Could you do me a favor?
Please take a glance at a thread titled " 英作の添削してちょ” and correct my translation if you have a spare time
You can find original Japanese scripts for it if you look up above.
Thanks in advance!

2017/12/06(水) 20:58:46.29

>>475
Get lost.

2017/12/06(水) 20:59:46.30

Let's talk about cocoichi again.
That's so fun.

2017/12/06(水) 21:01:34.64

>>462
Are you reading the whole of mail?

2017/12/06(水) 22:12:00.83

>>460>>470
i think this board prohibits individual menace.
your postings are enough to be reported to police, you should refrain it or you might be put into jail.

2017/12/06(水) 22:17:06.60

So many gaijin lovers. Pathetic

2017/12/06(水) 22:20:13.52

you are a shameful being

2017/12/06(水) 22:38:36.76

I’m shameful? What about your English? So shameful...

Chat in English (英語で雑談) part 204

Chat in English (英語で雑談)　part 204