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Chat in English (英語で雑談) part 205
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0001名無しさん@英語勉強中 (ワッチョイWW ca24-wpzq)
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Chat in English (英語で雑談) part 204
http://lavender.5ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1511354807/

Hey!!! All you NEETs, nerds, YouTube link spammers, pedophiles, neo-Nazis,
Yukorin enthusiasts, Nanako SOS admirers, Part-Time-Preachers,
Diplomats' spoiled sons, losers who can't remember Kanji characters,
Big-boobs fans, Weeaboo from around the world, learners of Japanese
who are too lazy to update their Japanese blogs very often, cunning
linguists, stupid fan girls of Johnny's Boys, Touhou pirates, and
that electrical super-gay who suffers from mental disease - This is your thread!
Let's hope the Internet-addicted housewife will come back soon!

We all wish for permanent world peace!
0004KameGirl aka KG2ch (ワッチョイ 06e5-YrVP)
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2018/01/01(月) 18:51:22.31ID:lvh/ZQ+F0
3-san! Long time no see! I hope you are well.
I will never forget this thread!
Even when I don't have time, you guys are on my mind!
Wishing for world peace even if I am from Venus!
xxx
0006ほろ酔いのどっち 【豚】 【276円】 (HappyNewYear! 4a40-di3V)
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2018/01/01(月) 19:00:48.99ID:nO4QPzf10NEWYEAR
come on...
0011名無しさん@英語勉強中 (アウアウオー Sa02-jdCN)
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2018/01/03(水) 15:08:20.84ID:cBBSowLZa
Who’s she?
0013名無しさん@英語勉強中 (ワッチョイ 2bbd-jocT)
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2018/01/04(木) 00:43:19.76ID:H1dk++KA0
Kame girl is a woman, who likes sucking the head of a turtle.
0014名無しさん@英語勉強中 (ワッチョイ 2bbd-jocT)
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2018/01/04(木) 00:47:44.22ID:H1dk++KA0
OR

Kame girl is a woman, who likes drinking turtle soup.
0016tatami (ワッチョイW ef33-aXaS)
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2018/01/04(木) 11:03:33.59ID:w/ucNzBO0
hi! This is first time to send a message.
My English skill is not well...
Nice to meet you!
0017名無しさん@英語勉強中 (ワッチョイ 6b9b-ruB4)
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2018/01/04(木) 11:03:47.93ID:KpPpECgL0
What do you guys chat about here?
0018tatami (ワッチョイW ef33-aXaS)
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2018/01/04(木) 11:06:05.63ID:w/ucNzBO0
>>17
I have same question.
I want to try a chatting in English, but I dont know what topic should I talk.
0020名無しさん@英語勉強中 (ワッチョイW 6b9b-fRwE)
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2018/01/04(木) 13:23:39.11ID:KpPpECgL0
>>18
Yes
I can’t understand why this thread has been existing for such a long time.
0023名無しさん@英語勉強中 (アウアウエーT Sa3f-pP+2)
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2018/01/04(木) 17:53:09.57ID:FR/YtBYTa
it is interesting that people don't always wear white masks to prevent themselves from catching a cold/flu.
sometimes they wear masks to get some warmth on their faces.
and some people try to prevent themselves from being talked to by wearing masks (it seems to have some effect!).
others think that the masks can be used as a "fashion accessory" and so, they put them on just as they do with シュシュ.
a variety of colorful maskes have been offered in the mask market, that's interesting.
0025名無しさん@英語勉強中 (ワッチョイW 1bbe-iGCP)
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2018/01/05(金) 09:51:47.95ID:XwoxjuFE0
It was crazy last night. I came up to a japanese pussy and just said Pokemon and I got laid.
By American savage
0027名無しさん@英語勉強中 (トンモー MM0f-PLs4)
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2018/01/05(金) 18:09:07.63ID:APwvmhqtM
>>25
What are you getting at?
0028名無しさん@英語勉強中 (アウーイモ MM8f-3pHB)
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2018/01/05(金) 18:54:26.58ID:nsOl8uK6M
He meant Jap girls are sluts.
0029名無しさん@英語勉強中 (トンモー MM0f-PLs4)
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2018/01/05(金) 19:07:43.48ID:thKtNdpgM
>>28
Means foreign guy freaquently seen
like staying without purpose.
0030名無しさん@英語勉強中 (アウーイモ MM8f-3pHB)
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2018/01/05(金) 19:37:56.09ID:nsOl8uK6M
>>29
Like the guy that went to Aokigahara and shot a movie about suicide? I agree. Gaijins should be kicked out!
0031名無しさん@英語勉強中 (ワッチョイ 1fab-hg+r)
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2018/01/05(金) 19:48:38.35ID:RwbYaK760
t.英国人
0032名無しさん@英語勉強中 (ワッチョイ 1fab-hg+r)
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2018/01/05(金) 19:49:28.54ID:RwbYaK760
t.英国人
0033名無しさん@英語勉強中 (トンモー MM0f-PLs4)
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2018/01/05(金) 22:52:43.60ID:qRrWAQYmM
>>31
What?
0034名無しさん@英語勉強中 (トンモー MM0f-PLs4)
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2018/01/05(金) 22:59:16.54ID:qRrWAQYmM
>>30
Your thought as all the gaijins are bad guy is no nscense.
I think you should be kicked out.
0035名無しさん@英語勉強中 (ワッチョイW 4bbd-3pHB)
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2018/01/05(金) 23:25:23.18ID:GOYMPQLQ0
>>34
Why? I’m Japanese.
0036名無しさん@英語勉強中 (ワッチョイ 9b8d-Ogju)
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2018/01/06(土) 00:52:37.26ID:51DZgcXu0
I agree with 30. There are so many shitty people (including ourselves) who think it's cool to harass the people of other countries.
And even if people didn't harass each other much, humans are simply unable to live in peace with a large number of foreigners.
Multiculturalism has already failed. It's causing divisions, and the West is heading to hell with their own insanity.

Abe and all other politicians must stop the disguised immigration policies now.
They are lying and deceiving us, while commiting the biggest treachery in our history.
0038名無しさん@英語勉強中 (ワッチョイ 9b8d-Ogju)
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2018/01/06(土) 01:28:23.65ID:51DZgcXu0
The current government has been letting in tons of foreigners, and it's already creating hate.
People are hating Vietnamese people now. And they probably hate us too for murdering a small girl.
Before the rapid increase of Vietnamese people in Japan, there was no such hate as far as I know.
In only several years, our relationship has changed from friendly/neutral to straight up hate.

This is fucking stupid. This stupid shit is not for us. It's what the insane Western whites do.
Those insane people pretend to be cool with the foreigners, thinking they are "progressive" for doing it, while divisions, hate and insanity steadily erode their country.

We are not fucking Western whites. Japan is not America nor Singapore either. This shit needs to stop.
0040名無しさん@英語勉強中 (ワッチョイ 9fbc-9YlK)
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2018/01/06(土) 09:37:20.33ID:zNsoXZXt0
I don't hate Vietnamese people. I cannot understand what you say, Maybe you are wrong.
0044名無しさん@英語勉強中 (ワッチョイWW ef87-PLs4)
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2018/01/06(土) 19:54:25.91ID:vOz2xGvE0
>>41
Agree!
0045名無しさん@英語勉強中 (ワッチョイWW ef87-PLs4)
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2018/01/06(土) 20:34:39.42ID:vOz2xGvE0
>>38
Agree removing all the dirty words.
We need only genius from foreign places.
0049名無しさん@英語勉強中 (アウアウオー Sa3f-PLs4)
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2018/01/07(日) 02:36:02.69ID:y8mZKu9ua
>>48
Hunch.He's australian.
0050名無しさん@英語勉強中 (ワッチョイW 4bbd-3pHB)
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2018/01/07(日) 02:57:08.09ID:Ju0Q1gke0
No. American. Well, that doesn’t matter. Still annoying gaijin.
0051名無しさん@英語勉強中 (トンモー MM0f-PLs4)
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2018/01/07(日) 03:52:09.67ID:kVEsz9wtM
Do you think it's all right to call on a lot of people from all over the world as a tourist?
0052名無しさん@英語勉強中 (トンモー MM0f-PLs4)
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2018/01/07(日) 03:55:03.64ID:kVEsz9wtM
>>50
Why hate gaijin?
0053名無しさん@英語勉強中 (ワッチョイ 9bc7-pP+2)
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2018/01/07(日) 09:32:01.78ID:whwEamCU0
>>15
What a surprise! I've seen your posts for the first time in years.
How have you been?
I would often make fun of you when you were a regular visitor of this thread.
But honestly, I missed you a bit after you disappeared.
Are you still in love with Kamenashi? Well, in my country, there is a proverb that says "Onna gogoro to
akino sora.", which means as the autumn sky is changeable, so the minds of women are.
005453 (ワッチョイ 9bc7-pP+2)
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2018/01/07(日) 09:47:19.44ID:whwEamCU0
correction gogoro → gokoro
0055名無しさん@英語勉強中 (US 0H3f-k1u0)
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2018/01/07(日) 13:42:39.79ID:IV+LQHE7H
>>26
She says "the" there, so the latter.

>>33
It's a meme. You can end a message with "t." and some description as a signoff,
like "sincerely ..." when writing a letter or email, as a way to show your perspective or authority.

In this case its used in a more generalized way to show what the poster of the phrase thinks of poster whom he replied to (he thinks he's english).
Using it as a reply to someone else is confrontational, and any positive description used will be taken as sarcasm.

t. american
t. filthy gaijin
t. uses the internet too much

(don't actually use the phrase multiple times)
0058名無しさん@英語勉強中 (アウアウエーT Sa3f-pP+2)
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2018/01/07(日) 22:13:41.48ID:ja8+gmT2a
i would like a small, desktop calendar but i can't find even one at any stores.
a week hasn't passed yet since the new year got started.
each store should get rid of their calendar stock from the shelves and take them to the backyard later...
0059名無しさん@英語勉強中 (トンモー MM0f-PLs4)
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2018/01/08(月) 00:30:23.24ID:BmiAzvkNM
>>57
Who are you?shut up.
0060名無しさん@英語勉強中 (トンモー MM0f-PLs4)
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2018/01/08(月) 01:37:02.84ID:wYaNYY8TM
>>58
On line store?
0061名無しさん@英語勉強中 (ワッチョイW 4bbd-3pHB)
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2018/01/08(月) 01:51:28.02ID:bmnhfUoH0
>>58
I ger mine from Daiso every year.
0062名無しさん@英語勉強中 (アウアウオー Sa3f-PLs4)
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2018/01/08(月) 04:37:11.91ID:WPvoCRH4a
Do you need calender not computer?
0063名無しさん@英語勉強中 (ワッチョイ 0f02-eBeq)
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2018/01/08(月) 08:32:38.13ID:Zqh/CfmA0
>>62
I bet Japanese enjoy little rituals, like buying new calendar at the beginning of the year.
0064名無しさん@英語勉強中 (ワッチョイ 9fbc-9YlK)
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2018/01/08(月) 08:53:59.14ID:44WkL5wJ0
>>62
Ms calender is too simple, I can't get holiday just like today.
0065名無しさん@英語勉強中 (アウーイモ MM8f-3pHB)
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2018/01/08(月) 19:20:01.31ID:PwO4AyqDM
This is the perfect example of 害人.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?t=3s&;v=wYQcU5VXde8
0066名無しさん@英語勉強中 (アウアウオー Sa3f-PLs4)
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2018/01/08(月) 20:20:58.59ID:WPvoCRH4a
>>64
Google calender is enough for everyone!
0075名無しさん@英語勉強中 (スフッ Sdbf-aZ2+)
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2018/01/09(火) 03:47:42.29ID:xe/Z4sBSd
smash then

If you are passive, it's not perfect English
0076名無しさん@英語勉強中 (スフッ Sdbf-aZ2+)
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2018/01/09(火) 03:51:09.78ID:xe/Z4sBSd
Smash or Pass

was it?
0078名無しさん@英語勉強中 (アウアウオー Sa3f-PLs4)
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2018/01/09(火) 09:12:48.20ID:Iire+qJDa
>>75
I don't know.
0082名無しさん@英語勉強中 (ワッチョイW 4bbd-3pHB)
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2018/01/09(火) 14:07:41.55ID:17Hozq9P0
Another gaijin?
0083名無しさん@英語勉強中 (トンモー MM0f-PLs4)
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2018/01/09(火) 18:21:25.73ID:a9WlHrDzM
>>82
Your concern is nonsense here.
Get lost.
0084さりSariwakabi (CA 0H4f-CzZc)
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2018/01/09(火) 19:16:13.59ID:yOFbrv0rH
i delete my hellotalk account because not enough free speech ..

it's owned by fucking tencent

i'm ゆえ from there a.k.a. (also known as ひとすめのかみ。。。 。
0085名無しさん@英語勉強中 (トンモー MM0f-PLs4)
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2018/01/09(火) 19:44:34.25ID:8fIZdxPoM
If I set up 英語で雑談 in Reddit do
you use it?
0086名無しさん@英語勉強中 (トンモー MM0f-PLs4)
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2018/01/09(火) 19:51:08.49ID:8fIZdxPoM
Caution! Sniffer!
0089名無しさん@英語勉強中 (トンモー MM0f-PLs4)
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2018/01/09(火) 20:30:35.20ID:8fIZdxPoM
>>87
Eat your own shit and get lost for good!
0090名無しさん@英語勉強中 (ワッチョイW 4bbd-3pHB)
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2018/01/09(火) 20:48:50.85ID:17Hozq9P0
“Get lost” guy again? Ugh
0091名無しさん@英語勉強中 (トンモー MM0f-PLs4)
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2018/01/09(火) 21:16:55.31ID:8fIZdxPoM
>>90
You wrote ''Get lost".
0092Kami (CA 0H4f-CzZc)
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2018/01/09(火) 21:27:36.25ID:yOFbrv0rH
yes, i used reddit ALOT. I like to be in places where there are japanese people.

I browsed r/buildapc a lot. Sometimes gaijin don't understand the pcpartpicker pc build i recommend to them.
0093kami (CA 0H4f-CzZc)
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2018/01/09(火) 21:30:08.59ID:yOFbrv0rH
nowadays i use my ps4 as pc with vr headset as monitor
0096名無しさん@英語勉強中 (ワッチョイW 4bbd-3pHB)
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2018/01/09(火) 23:11:51.49ID:17Hozq9P0
I believe “sex friend” though
0097名無しさん@英語勉強中 (ワッチョイ 0f02-eBeq)
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2018/01/09(火) 23:45:20.03ID:lrGVLGWg0
I don't think that friendship exists.
0099ゆえ (CA 0H4f-nXLO)
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2018/01/10(水) 03:03:41.60ID:8RSvf2+wH
Well, I think man and woman can have friendly communication sometimes, so that is something. Better than nothing.
0100ゆえ (CA 0H4f-nXLO)
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2018/01/10(水) 03:20:33.73ID:8RSvf2+wH
yes I am *ahem* THAT person ..

the one who just posted the facebook link a few replies ago.

I can't leave Japanese people alone.

I always sometimes want to communicate with Japanese/Japan.

This is one of the store I go to often. I want to see more Japanese products there.

Japanese products are the best.

https://photos.app.goo.gl/Q4rYH3ThyjRPnPoH3
0103さり (CA 0H4f-CzZc)
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2018/01/10(水) 06:31:54.39ID:8RSvf2+wH
>>101

nice try, chinese piece of shit. die ..
0105名無しさん@英語勉強中 (アウアウオー Sa3f-PLs4)
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2018/01/10(水) 08:41:26.28ID:aR0+Hp82a
>>104
No idea.
What are you meaning?
0106名無しさん@英語勉強中 (アウアウオー Sa3f-PLs4)
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2018/01/10(水) 08:59:12.41ID:aR0+Hp82a
Speaking english makes chances of getting a lot of money or not.
What do you think?
0109名無しさん@英語勉強中 (ワッチョイW 1bbe-iGCP)
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2018/01/10(水) 09:38:39.57ID:qxUus9TI0
I got laid with a chinese girl
It was amazing
0111さささだ (CAW 0H4f-ZExP)
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2018/01/10(水) 10:27:37.62ID:8RSvf2+wH
fuck man. if i have sex with chinese girl, i would not enjoy it at all. you guys do the fucking in my place please.

also, fuck facebook and google. they are owned by jewish, which is very deceiving people.
0113さらわらさ (CAW 0H4f-ZExP)
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2018/01/10(水) 10:36:40.22ID:8RSvf2+wH
>>104

maybe you mean capiche. capiche is a way of rudely asking "you understand?"
0123ささ (CAW 0H4f-ZExP)
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2018/01/10(水) 20:19:25.66ID:8RSvf2+wH
i have philips bdm4065uc/27 40" monitor, it is 4k resolution ..

i want to replace it with nice 55" japanese tv. maybe bigger than 55? i am sitting about 2.9 meters away.

right now i basically have no bank account at my old bank (td canada). i don't even know much much money i have. maybe around $1400 ? probably significantly more.

i like chatting here. makes me feel relaxed and happy ..
0124名無しさん@英語勉強中 (ワッチョイ 0f02-eBeq)
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2018/01/10(水) 22:01:06.59ID:lzpRQxtR0
>>119
You first, my friend.
0125名無しさん@英語勉強中 (トンモー MM0f-PLs4)
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2018/01/10(水) 23:27:01.23ID:4+qTZoUQM
>>121
To you.
0126名無しさん@英語勉強中 (トンモー MMc9-/rX+)
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2018/01/11(木) 00:03:29.07ID:Xm2vymlmM
I guess you need another message board for your unlimited chatting desire.
So,why don't you take a look at the site?
http://jbbs.shitaraba.net/study/13024/
0127名無しさん@英語勉強中 (トンモー MMc9-/rX+)
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2018/01/11(木) 00:27:22.42ID:p+EQk6/ZM
>>124
Driving a car?
0128名無しさん@英語勉強中 (トンモー MMc9-/rX+)
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2018/01/11(木) 00:35:21.59ID:p+EQk6/ZM
Do you know that you can purchase everything
at Aliexpress in english?
0129名無しさん@英語勉強中 (トンモー MMc9-/rX+)
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2018/01/11(木) 00:38:09.90ID:p+EQk6/ZM
Raise your hands if you use Ebay.
I want to know about how many ones
use that site.
0130名無しさん@英語勉強中 (ワッチョイW 7dbd-kC2a)
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2018/01/11(木) 00:49:23.06ID:HTKyzxFo0
I used it like 5 years ago.
0131名無しさん@英語勉強中 (トンモー MMc9-/rX+)
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2018/01/11(木) 01:46:11.84ID:o89us52+M
>>130
Do you quite freaquently purchase?
0132名無しさん@英語勉強中 (ワッチョイW 7dbd-kC2a)
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2018/01/11(木) 01:58:51.51ID:HTKyzxFo0
No. Only when I need to buy teeth whitening products.
0133名無しさん@英語勉強中 (CAW 0H85-Vh+1)
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2018/01/11(木) 03:17:09.77ID:wDqHkqpGH
>>126

how do i even make a new post (thread) there.
0134名無しさん@英語勉強中 (CAW 0H85-Vh+1)
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2018/01/11(木) 03:19:56.03ID:wDqHkqpGH
>>129

i used ebay like once recently .. i like amazon better. i only go ebay if amazon is too expensive or doesn't have the item. i like amazon's super fast shipping which is basically free for me right now. so i buy from amazon.ca when i can.
0135名無しさん@英語勉強中 (CAW 0H85-Vh+1)
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2018/01/11(木) 03:27:18.89ID:wDqHkqpGH
>>126

that place doesnt let me post because im in canada. so it's worthless to me.
0136名無しさん@英語勉強中 (ワッチョイ 953b-IVE8)
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2018/01/11(木) 07:52:31.57ID:UHZQ/yi10
I see you speack english, I'm speack english too
0137名無しさん@英語勉強中 (ワッチョイW 7dbd-w1Vn)
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2018/01/11(木) 10:32:51.06ID:BWCJBZ4r0
No, i dont think u speak english
0138walmart man (CAW 0H85-N3CK)
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2018/01/11(木) 12:01:01.11ID:wDqHkqpGH
today i went to wal mart. i discover decent americans and the in-progress creation of dark americans, just like japanese and dark japanese.
0139名無しさん@英語勉強中 (トンモー MMc9-/rX+)
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2018/01/11(木) 18:35:11.04ID:0kQ0jnxIM
>>137
You're wrong.
0140名無しさん@英語勉強中 (トンモー MMc9-/rX+)
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2018/01/11(木) 18:35:49.43ID:0kQ0jnxIM
>>135
Sorry.
0141名無しさん@英語勉強中 (ワッチョイW 7dbd-kC2a)
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2018/01/11(木) 19:17:12.69ID:HTKyzxFo0
I want to live in Canada. Japan is a shit country.
0142名無しさん@英語勉強中 (トンモー MMc9-/rX+)
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2018/01/11(木) 20:14:03.13ID:BpQlbwL2M
>>141
I want to get out of here.
You're a shitty person.
0144God (CAW 0H85-N3CK)
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2018/01/11(木) 20:46:13.00ID:wDqHkqpGH
why do you goddamn japanese piss me off everyday. yes i live in South etobicoke. CANADA
0145名無しさん@英語勉強中 (ワッチョイ b6ae-X8AS)
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2018/01/11(木) 21:10:14.11ID:oynE4blU0
>>144
You don't seem like god.
0146名無しさん@英語勉強中 (ワッチョイ b6ae-X8AS)
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2018/01/11(木) 21:12:16.96ID:oynE4blU0
Is there english comunity or something like that in your town?
Especially I like to know about the situation except the 5 major cities.
0148143 (ワッチョイ 3dcf-0PCX)
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2018/01/11(木) 21:46:20.71ID:AMGChFgC0
i want my govt. to ban otaku gaijins from entry to japan
now I've known otaku gaijins are weird and dangerous
one of them came to the JP thread and asked japanese people there
that if a gaijin rapees a japanese girl in japan, whether he is accused
of a crime or not by the japanese low. he was over the edge.
another gaijin came to the same place and spoke evil of japan and japanese.
he/she was a korean american with the american flag
all otaku gaijins are crazy.
0149名無しさん@英語勉強中 (トンモー MMc9-/rX+)
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2018/01/11(木) 22:40:51.42ID:prEfPtdOM
>>148
Gaijins are not problem.
0151名無しさん@英語勉強中 (トンモー MMc9-/rX+)
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2018/01/11(木) 22:54:13.84ID:prEfPtdOM
What do you think'bout that sports man putting
some medicine in drink of other player?
To be honest he's so scaring.
0153名無しさん@英語勉強中 (トンモー MMc9-/rX+)
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2018/01/11(木) 23:20:15.04ID:VQcYuoP/M
>>144
Idiot.
0155ゆえ (CA 0H85-JHka)
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2018/01/12(金) 02:13:21.49ID:U7jm+mEmH
Japanese people piss me off too much, but they don't piss me off all the time.

Japanese are too shy to talk to me.

Their software and hardware products are always mada mada in some aspects.

Or they just accidentally piss me off.
0156yue (CA 0H85-JHka)
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2018/01/12(金) 02:16:04.73ID:U7jm+mEmH
so i bought 65 inch american RCA tv instead of 55 inch Sanyo TV because I felt like Japan pissed me off too much.

I actually think America can be a good substitute for Japan .. maybe.
0157ゆえ (CA 0H85-JHka)
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2018/01/12(金) 03:01:54.93ID:U7jm+mEmH
Fuck you Japan, first you piss me off, now you announce Dark Souls 1 Remastered for PC and PS4 .. fuck omg
0158ゆえ (CA 0H85-JHka)
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2018/01/12(金) 03:04:25.37ID:U7jm+mEmH
Come on, I can never cut my connection to Japan. Even while buying the TV, and bringing it home on foot for over 5 kilometers, I was listening to Japanese music which helps me relax.

But still, sometimes you really piss me off.
0163名無しさん@英語勉強中 (ワッチョイ f1c7-lXUw)
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2018/01/12(金) 06:48:35.59ID:A+WbzOj50
>>162
I've read a short article about it in a news site, so don't know what to say.
What impressed me most was the fact that he has been married to a very young wife in her teens, which stirred my imagination a lot, though.
0173名無しさん@英語勉強中 (GB 0H39-fRkW)
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2018/01/12(金) 18:53:45.61ID:J9BQSylZH
Hello. Do any posters here play BEMANI games?
0175名無しさん@英語勉強中 (アウアウエーT Sa52-lXUw)
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2018/01/12(金) 20:56:25.72ID:Fo8n11ela
i had a job interview at a compay the day before yesterday.
the recruitment agency, in charge of the company, advised me that
the results of the interview would be known by the end of this week.
but i haven't heard anything from them till now.
the company will be closed on saturdays and sundays...
0177名無しさん@英語勉強中 (トンモー MMc9-/rX+)
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2018/01/12(金) 22:18:40.24ID:Ey88xlS5M
>>175
English interview?
0179yue (CAW 0H85-N3CK)
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2018/01/12(金) 23:55:47.55ID:U7jm+mEmH
i think in many ways i like america better than japan now. i will keep japan to the minimum, the rest is all america.
0183名無しさん@英語勉強中 (ワッチョイW 11be-w1Vn)
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2018/01/13(土) 01:22:24.42ID:7VAFrger0
I had a job
I handjob

Common misunderstanding
0185Yue (CA 0H85-JHka)
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2018/01/13(土) 02:14:18.42ID:zjkqnlTNH
Even though I like America/Canada (North America) more now, I can never forget Japan .. it is mysterious. Something always makes me come back and post here.
0186名無しさん@英語勉強中 (アウアウオー Sa12-/rX+)
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2018/01/13(土) 04:15:33.59ID:rboUHX6La
>>185
I guess you're not the one who talked about TV.
0188名無しさん@英語勉強中 (ワッチョイWW 1124-ryjU)
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2018/01/13(土) 11:10:05.46ID:f57wA/H80
Why is it so cold and what's this snow?
My city is covered with 50 cm of snow.
I've never seen this in recent 10 years.
My car is completely buried as if it were a huge snowball.
It is predicted that another 10 centimeters of snow will fall today.
I spend an hour clearing snow everyday.
I'm completely exhausted..
0189名無しさん@英語勉強中 (ワッチョイWW 1124-ryjU)
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2018/01/13(土) 11:39:02.74ID:f57wA/H80
>>165
what a snow... it is far heavier than my town.
Hokuriku areas are heavily hit by this snow to the extent that we haven't experienced in recent years.
And Niigata prefecture suffered from train disruption that caused passengers to be locked inside the train for more than 15 hours...
0197yue (CA 0H85-JHka)
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2018/01/13(土) 16:32:24.18ID:zjkqnlTNH
>>187

Fuck me I will masturbate to white girls instead of Japanese girls right now./
0198名無しさん@英語勉強中 (CA 0H85-JHka)
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2018/01/13(土) 16:33:10.43ID:zjkqnlTNH
>>196

I don't know Mastodon ..
0201名無しさん@英語勉強中 (CA 0H85-JHka)
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2018/01/13(土) 16:47:24.71ID:zjkqnlTNH
>>198

well i made a fucken account. but no way im paying for a server myself. fuck japan, america is better most of the time. girls that actually respond when i talk to them not ones that always fucking piss me off like garbage japanese girls.
0205ゆえ (CA 0H85-JHka)
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2018/01/13(土) 18:24:24.12ID:zjkqnlTNH
My fucking American friend lost his way and it's so sad. Now he want to pursue goals and have a "normal" aka very stupid life.
0211名無しさん@英語勉強中 (ワッチョイW 7dbd-w1Vn)
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2018/01/14(日) 09:50:19.46ID:jRDh1a1v0
I had unprotected sex last night
Im worried my gf may get pregnant
0212Yue (CA 0H85-JHka)
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2018/01/14(日) 11:15:05.39ID:vZZMgxSeH
>>211

Maybe it's not too late to do something .. they might have something that can prevent baby development such as after sex contraception.
0213名無しさん@英語勉強中 (アウアウオー Sa12-/rX+)
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2018/01/14(日) 11:32:28.34ID:1ui4MkFHa
>>211
That's nothing to do with others.
0215Yue (CA 0H85-JHka)
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2018/01/14(日) 12:32:14.81ID:vZZMgxSeH
>>214

Fuck you, I say what I want and fuck who I want.
0216名無しさん@英語勉強中 (CA 0H85-JHka)
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2018/01/14(日) 12:34:40.24ID:vZZMgxSeH
>>214

Chinese piece of shit ..
0217Yue (CA 0H85-JHka)
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2018/01/14(日) 12:42:50.46ID:vZZMgxSeH
Every time some garbage Chinaman tells me "Stop", I fuck Xi JinPing and All Chinese Mother Fuckers in the Ass. With a Katana. Sharp one.
0218Yue (CA 0H85-JHka)
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2018/01/14(日) 12:45:41.16ID:vZZMgxSeH
And sometimes with an American AR-15 Assault Rifle. Attached to 10 Aircraft Carriers.
0219Yue (CA 0H85-JHka)
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2018/01/14(日) 12:47:13.89ID:vZZMgxSeH
Tibet will leave China, Hong Kong will leave China, Shanghai will leave China, Taiwan will leave China. Let's split China into a thousand fucking pieces like the USA did with the USSR.
0220名無しさん@英語勉強中 (トンモー MMc9-/rX+)
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2018/01/14(日) 16:24:19.51ID:4qpgQtpuM
>>215
You're no class.
Just get out!
0221名無しさん@英語勉強中 (トンモー MMc9-/rX+)
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2018/01/14(日) 16:25:15.30ID:4qpgQtpuM
>>216
Eat shit die!
0222名無しさん@英語勉強中 (トンモー MMc9-/rX+)
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2018/01/14(日) 16:55:28.67ID:xfO/Uef8M
>>217
Fix your bad hunch.
0223名無しさん@英語勉強中 (アウアウオー Sa12-xZ4J)
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2018/01/14(日) 17:53:10.73ID:2u8KKalMa
By the way I wanna enter the United Nations..
0226名無しさん@英語勉強中 (トンモー MMc9-/rX+)
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2018/01/14(日) 21:34:33.07ID:RO0WhQ/9M
>>223
What's your charge?
For what I mean.
0227Yue (CA 0H85-JHka)
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2018/01/14(日) 21:55:14.39ID:vZZMgxSeH
Ah I love real Japanese. Some day we will finally take over China. And all those shithole countries in Asia.
0228名無しさん@英語勉強中 (トンモー MMc9-/rX+)
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2018/01/14(日) 22:10:09.40ID:RO0WhQ/9M
>>225
You're too sensitive.Don't hate it.
0229ゆえさん (CA 0H85-JHka)
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2018/01/14(日) 22:13:27.39ID:vZZMgxSeH
>>224

This picture makes me feel good. I don't believe some fucking Korean/Chinese/Other Asia drew it.

It has a certain Japanese quality. And that special Japanese quality is what makes me feel good.

I hope China go eat shit.
0231ゆえ (CA 0H85-JHka)
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2018/01/14(日) 23:00:16.18ID:vZZMgxSeH
>>230

It's delicious. I want to have sex with the girl in the picture. There is something wrong with you.
0232ゆえ (CA 0H85-JHka)
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2018/01/14(日) 23:06:11.33ID:vZZMgxSeH
I want to create a world where there is no more shadow, no more dark ness. This eternal battle will end soon, in a victory for the Light.
0233名無しさん@英語勉強中 (アウアウオー Sa12-/rX+)
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2018/01/15(月) 03:42:38.93ID:so7cBqeSa
>>232
Pardon?
0234ゆえ (CA 0H85-JHka)
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2018/01/15(月) 08:52:10.64ID:rIUrcBNXH
Hey Real Japanese people, understand this:

1/0 = 1
0/0 = 0
0235名無しさん@英語勉強中 (ササクッテロレ Spbd-P3q+)
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2018/01/15(月) 09:57:35.50ID:9Uw7TDvqp
asian should be destoyed by nuclear
0239名無しさん@英語勉強中 (トンモー MMc9-/rX+)
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2018/01/15(月) 17:59:19.28ID:HVyDCLKfM
No any new post available.
What's on?
0240名無しさん@英語勉強中 (トンモー MMc9-/rX+)
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2018/01/15(月) 18:00:30.81ID:HVyDCLKfM
>>237
How about Chrome book?
0241KameGirl aka KG2ch (ワッチョイ eae5-BCvr)
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2018/01/15(月) 18:01:43.66ID:hLbZu5y80
Hi >>53-san, I hope you are well. It has been a while.
I still follow Mr Turtlepear but I have been too busy to show my
full appreciation. I love all things Japanese and have strong connections with
Japan. I am wondering if the original 2chnners are are still around:
GOD, Spaky, The British Diplomat's Son, Jook and more characters...
Where are these guys?
What happened to the senior gentleman who used to translate articles in
Japanese to English?
0242名無しさん@英語勉強中 (ワッチョイW a6be-gVcz)
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2018/01/15(月) 18:06:13.22ID:ZLciBuXp0
>>237
just endure a new condom.
0243名無しさん@英語勉強中 (トンモー MMc9-/rX+)
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2018/01/15(月) 18:07:34.37ID:HVyDCLKfM
>>235
You should be destroyed.
0244名無しさん@英語勉強中 (トンモー MMc9-/rX+)
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2018/01/15(月) 18:25:08.29ID:HVyDCLKfM
>>242
I guess everybody have nothing to do with your action.
0245名無しさん@英語勉強中 (トンモー MMc9-/rX+)
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2018/01/15(月) 20:29:51.90ID:GVq87gzrM
>>238
Further explanation please.
0246ゆえ (CA 0H85-JHka)
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2018/01/15(月) 22:12:13.03ID:rIUrcBNXH
>>238

Hmm, I don't like the looks of it ..

>>239

I'm in Canada (UTC-5), so I sleep usually ~10pm to ~6am

I find very good artist here ..

https://www.patreon.com/noname55

The best is "Zelda3b_1080p" Right now I believe ..

All his animations are free.
0247ゆえ (CA 0H85-JHka)
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2018/01/15(月) 22:17:29.88ID:rIUrcBNXH
I want to be able to teach Japanese English and communicate with them, but so far I tried using the HelloTalk app ..

there is basically no free speech and I prefer to use my PC with 65 inch diagonal TV as monitor which is easier as I lie down in my bed ..

I saw Mastodon, it is very interesting open source and decentralized twitter .. but I cannot understand most of the Japanese posted there or I read it too slowly.

Sometimes I just walk to talk to mostly Only Japanese.
0248名無しさん@英語勉強中 (アウアウエーT Sa52-lXUw)
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2018/01/16(火) 00:23:22.52ID:3EnS0JVZa
i can not remember the last time when i accidentally stepped on some solid waste, either of animals or of humans.
the older i get, the more often i look downwards when walking/jogging outside.
that is why i can manage to avoid stepping on it but on the other hand,
i feel i need to be more confident about myself and look forward all the time.
0249名無しさん@英語勉強中 (ワッチョイ 3d1e-IqN8)
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2018/01/16(火) 00:25:31.64ID:lpya95WL0
>>247
I recommend you look at skypech ( http://skypech.com/tag/英語 ).
There are lots of Japanese men who are looking for cute girls.
0250名無しさん@英語勉強中 (アウアウエーT Sa52-lXUw)
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2018/01/16(火) 00:33:00.84ID:3EnS0JVZa
today, or to be exact, yesterday,
the recruitment agent emailed me to inform that i had passed the 1st round of job interview.
the next interview will be the final one and the board members including the president seems to be coming.
i would like to pass it and be employed.
0252名無しさん@英語勉強中 (アウアウオー Sa12-/rX+)
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2018/01/16(火) 00:49:56.90ID:YnDKUcc8a
>>250
Seem it's very big company.
0253名無しさん@英語勉強中 (GB 0H39-fRkW)
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2018/01/16(火) 01:04:00.80ID:OuCUWFrKH
>>232
please do your best
0254ゆえ (CA 0H85-JHka)
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2018/01/16(火) 01:48:32.49ID:xm94cz/JH
>>248

I often look downward sometimes. I guess I look at what is most important (= comfortable) at the moment, so I rarely step on something bad. But usually I am aware of the ground in front of me, usually decently clearly ..

>>249

I found something called "Hinative".

It is similar to the app I used before but this one is Japanese company (Japanese CEO) and it has web browser format. I tried skypech but I have a hard time understanding the Japanese there as it is uncommon for me to find English posts I guess ..

Somehow throughout my life, other people's recommendation usually doesn't work for me.

Usually I have to discover something on my own. By the way, I just discovered that I have no specific nationality.

I changed my Camera app from B612 to the Sony Xperia XZ1 default camera app.

This is because B612 is controlled by Naver, a Korean Company. Sony Xperia XZ1 Camera app is Japanese.

>>250

I hope you get the job you want and like.

>>251

That's good isn't it.

>>253

I don't like it when people say 晩って to me because

I am always がんばります, all the time, every single second.
0255名無しさん@英語勉強中 (トンモー MMc9-/rX+)
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2018/01/16(火) 02:11:36.25ID:diPHM9wYM
>>236
White tend to destroy peace.
0257ゆえ (CA 0H85-JHka)
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2018/01/16(火) 02:27:29.65ID:xm94cz/JH
>>256

No, I have never posted on 2ch before. I am me, and there is nobody even slightly resembling me.
0258ユエ (CA 0H85-JHka)
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2018/01/16(火) 02:33:08.12ID:xm94cz/JH
>>256

You're a piece of garbage. Nobody likes you, not even yourself. You wish for death.
0259ユエ (CA 0H85-JHka)
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2018/01/16(火) 02:40:33.00ID:xm94cz/JH
>>256

You are not Chinese nor Japanese. Because of your comment, I will fuck up Vietnam.
0260ゆえ (CA 0H85-JHka)
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2018/01/16(火) 02:47:57.01ID:xm94cz/JH
>>259

Actually I will fuck up China too. It's my favorite country to kill.
0261名無しさん@英語勉強中 (ワッチョイWW ea24-ryjU)
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2018/01/16(火) 04:02:28.73ID:Y5pJf0Fv0
>>254
I politely correct your Japanese.

There is no word such as 晩って in Japanese. This must be a conversion error of 頑張って

>I am always がんばります

You should use the present continuous sentence here:がんばっています

You've reminded me how difficult it is to make error free sentence in another language.
0262ゆえ (CA 0H85-JHka)
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2018/01/16(火) 04:51:24.86ID:xm94cz/JH
>>261

That's true, but I find it incredibly cute when I see English mistakes that Japanese people tend to make happen when Japanese people type.

がんばっています seems to be more complicated for me; I will just use the simpler がんばります. I mean you can understand me just fine.

Just like how I usually use only Hiragana, rarely Katakana, and very rarely Kanji (usually for emoji ..)

Once I got frustrated that I can never seem to remember using は instead of わ sometimes so for those cases I always use わ. This is my way of the Ninja. (As Uzumaki Naruto from Naruto anime says it.) Basically, he means this is my way of doing things.
0263ゆえ (CA 0H85-JHka)
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2018/01/16(火) 07:25:49.12ID:xm94cz/JH
While helping Japanese people with English on Hinative (Top level company owner of this company is Japanese ..)

I notice Japanese people have trouble with plural nouns. So my solution is simply suggest sentence without any plural nouns.

>>261

The last sentence may be missing an "s" on the word "sentence", but here may be an easier way to write it.

You've reminded me how difficult it is to make error free *English* in another language.

or

You've reminded me how difficult it is to make error free speech in another language.
0266ゆえ (CA 0H85-JHka)
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2018/01/16(火) 08:37:46.74ID:xm94cz/JH
>>265

The reason why I always help Japan is unknown even to me .. but I cannot help but help Japan. It is my natural tendency. Other people can describe what they like about Japan, but I can not .. ..
0267ゆえ (CA 0H85-JHka)
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2018/01/16(火) 10:01:33.53ID:xm94cz/JH
This is most likely the first object I wanted to have. I was about 2 years old.

I couldn't find something like it, so I used chopstick for a while, which was not enough. Then I gave up.

Unexpectedly, this package which I had basically forgot about arrived today.

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DTn6vcUVAAAV8pv.jpg:large

My twitter is https://twitter.com/yue371 and a recent post of mine has my Face book .. ..,
0273名無しさん@英語勉強中 (アウアウカー Sa55-Cs/U)
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2018/01/16(火) 17:10:38.09ID:4o4w5teta
I just wanna talking somthing wit u
0274名無しさん@英語勉強中 (ワッチョイW 7dbd-w1Vn)
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2018/01/16(火) 17:44:13.90ID:qh2q9WUT0
Am I the only one who have a huge appetite during cold winter?
I eat a great deal of snacks and sweets between meals recently.
0276ゆえ (CA 0H85-JHka)
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2018/01/16(火) 20:09:44.56ID:xm94cz/JH
I have been eating quite a lot, not really getting fat .. I think maybe I am more slim now .. I think maybe my body is recovering.

The other day I got a masochist what seems to be a bike made with Japanese influence.

The pedals do not rotate backward, so I had to adjust.

Then I hard a hard time installing the seat properly .. it's a $200 foldable bike.

There was no instruction in the manual for how to install the seat, and you needed to be very observant to see how to install it so that the bike works better.

First I tried riding the bike without putting air in the tires, I thought maybe could be ok. But riding the bike like this was harder than walking.

And at that time I still didn't install the seat properly. So I tried riding without the seat. It was even harder to ride. So tiring.

By the time I went back to get the seat, there was still no air in the tires and I couldn't get very far. I was maybe 1km away from my house.

So out of energy, I headed back home. With the bike. I had taken a detour on the way back so the journey was even longer.

Once I got home and put air in the tires, I was too tired to ride it. To this day, I still haven't ridden the bike with air in the tires.

Maybe some day I will ride the bike and not be so tired ..

It is single-speed bike.

This is the bike: https://www.amazon.com/Critical-Cycles-2642-Folding-Single-Speed/dp/B01N1PPPW8/ref=sr_1_sc_1?ie=UTF8&;qid=1515894271&sr=8-1-spell&keywords=crticial%2Bcycles%2Bjudd&th=1&psc=1

Something about the bike seems Japanese to me, I can't say specifically what .. for security reasons. Or maybe it was something written on the box.
0279名無しさん@英語勉強中 (GB 0H39-fRkW)
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2018/01/16(火) 21:03:28.31ID:OuCUWFrKH
>>276
You should definitely try riding the bike with air in the tires. You need to top up the air every few months, but it is very easy to ride, convenient for commuting and easy to store!
0280名無しさん@英語勉強中 (トンモー MMc9-/rX+)
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2018/01/16(火) 21:06:01.09ID:8H5gWgYoM
>>271
Did you already get the passort there?
0281ゆえ (CA 0H85-JHka)
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2018/01/16(火) 21:14:12.15ID:xm94cz/JH
>>277

Not sure, it may depend on which software ..

>>278

I have no nationality .. I was born in China, basically grew up in Canada, but I am not Chinese, nor Canadian. I don't think I can say "I am Japanese" .. but it appears that most people think I am a cute Japanese girl ..

>>279

It is the lighest bike I ever had .. I originally wanted it to go to Wal-Mart easily. Wal-Mart is relatively pure American store where you spend little money but buy many decent things, and the quality is usually OK, I believe ..
0284名無しさん@英語勉強中 (トンモー MMc9-/rX+)
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2018/01/16(火) 21:38:15.57ID:8H5gWgYoM
>>272
Natto is so delicious.
0285名無しさん@英語勉強中 (トンモー MMc9-/rX+)
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2018/01/16(火) 21:39:12.51ID:8H5gWgYoM
>>282
Who's that ゆえ?
0287ゆえ (CA 0H85-JHka)
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2018/01/16(火) 21:56:12.56ID:xm94cz/JH
>>286

I don't know why I am saying this but

if you download that video and play it in VLC video player with Loop turned on and "Show video title at start" turned off, the animation loops beautifully forever .. or as long as you want.

(^-^)v;;
0288ゆえ (CA 0H85-JHka)
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2018/01/16(火) 22:03:38.69ID:xm94cz/JH
>>287

It's possible to right-click the video in the link I gave and click "Loop".

However, it's also possible that the VLC media player (this is an open source project; a prime target for M&A (Merger and Acquisition) .. )

well I just used brackets () inside other brackets ..

anyway it's possible the download & media player approach may produce higher bitrate quality so the picture could be slightly more detailed ..

I think some people have a really hard time deciding if I'm a good or bad cute Japanese girl ..

((^-^)).v7o.
0289ゆえ (CA 0H85-JHka)
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2018/01/16(火) 22:13:57.23ID:xm94cz/JH
I just read very important article about Trump. I think Washington Post is probably America's best news organization right now.

Article I just read: https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/inside-the-tense-profane-white-house-meeting-on-immigration/2018/01/15/13e79fa4-fa1e-11e7-8f66-2df0b94bb98a_story.html?utm_term=.1f21b12750be

Honestly I just saw some picture of Japanese girl and honestly I think even the cutest Japanese girl is far from being as cute as me .. lol.

Anyhow, I am going to tell the story of my name.

My grandfather (dad's dad) gave me the name 东岳. The Pinyin or Romanization is kind of like Dong Yue.

(to be continued .. )
0290ゆえ (CA 0H85-JHka)
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2018/01/16(火) 22:28:23.45ID:xm94cz/JH
I don't think anyone is better than sucking dick than me. But for me to pick you is very hard. I basically have no gender. However, it seems that others see me as a girl.

I notice that when I spend time with a Japanese girl, she becomes prettier very very quickly.

And when I spend time with a Japanese man, he become handsome very very quickly.

I noticed the Japanese were basically in Tip Top shape the last time I was in Japan in April 2015. It was unforgettable trip, really. Quite crazy but I want more.

Last time I was so busy I didn't even get to look at the amazing Cherry Blossoms when they were in the best state.

It was at night, and along some river in Tokyo, there were Cherry Blossoms. Someone had set up beam lights to project upwards beams of light towards the Cherry Blossoms.

There were constantly falling Cherry Blossom petals in the air .. it was a better scene than any movie or video game i ever saw.

But I was so busy helping Japan, I wasn't able to look at the Cherry Blossoms directly .. the only thing I remember is what I saw from my peripheral vision (not directly looking at something) ..

That really pisses me off sometimes.
0291ゆえ (CA 0H85-JHka)
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2018/01/16(火) 22:53:43.50ID:xm94cz/JH
Well I managed to get my self to be not angry anymore. I swear no one else is capable of this job (be God), I am the only one who can do it. So I decided to do it in about 2011.
0293ゆえ (CA 0H85-JHka)
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2018/01/16(火) 23:33:53.55ID:xm94cz/JH
Right now, when I get angry at Japan, I usually read Washington Post or play with my white pure American/British friends or watch white pure American/British content ..

When I get angry at Americans, I sometimes look for good Japanese porn/hentai. I think that video I posted a few posts ago can be used by me many many times ..
0294ゆえ (CA 0H85-JHka)
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2018/01/16(火) 23:36:54.11ID:xm94cz/JH
However, it seems that usually white people piss me off less often than Japanese ..
0295名無しさん@英語勉強中 (GB 0H39-fRkW)
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2018/01/16(火) 23:51:02.63ID:OuCUWFrKH
White people suck. Source: I'm a white people
0296名無しさん@英語勉強中 (トンモー MMc9-/rX+)
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2018/01/16(火) 23:52:11.65ID:pmUS03WsM
>>280
I ment the passport for free drink and topping.
0297名無しさん@英語勉強中 (トンモー MMc9-/rX+)
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2018/01/16(火) 23:58:58.91ID:pmUS03WsM
>>296
Topping.
0298名無しさん@英語勉強中 (トンモー MMc9-/rX+)
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2018/01/17(水) 00:00:03.27ID:J80hvoFbM
>>295
Don't spit around get away.
0299ゆえ (CA 0H85-JHka)
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2018/01/17(水) 00:04:43.03ID:zRAAAt+eH
>>295

Most of them suck.

But the good ones, are pretty damn good.

Right now I have 3 heavily screened and basically hand-picked relatively quite high tier American friends (Zach, Cody, last person's name I don't think I've asked him yet but his character has a particular name, SR_Nine.)

I'm not certain about Zach right now since he recently decided to pursue goals instead of a carefree life. So I'm keeping an eye on him.

They agree with my views in looking down at "shithole countries."

I have one good British friend, Matt.

We play Diablo 2 a lot, which is usually where I hang out with these friends. I play on USEast server, non-ladder.

I ran into someone the other day I thought was basically someone using a Japanese name, but she said she was a Japanese girl. She pissed me off so I left.

There's lots of low tier people who somehow have relatively pale skin, but the higher tier ones are relatively rare. I always have a knack for running into them some how ..

Trust me, these guys are fucking GOOD.
0300ゆえ (CA 0H85-JHka)
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2018/01/17(水) 00:08:47.10ID:zRAAAt+eH
I have many white friends, but no Japanese friends. Japanese people never respond to me as if they are too shy, and I get tired of that.

So this is the situation of Japan vs White People. Right now I don't like French, German, Russian, etc. I like the old fashioned good character British and American. I think some Canadian white people are finally waking up.
0302ゆえ (CA 0H85-JHka)
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2018/01/17(水) 00:25:32.18ID:zRAAAt+eH
>>300

The white supremacists in England are very interesting. Especially those who tried to arrest the fucking Paki London Mayor.

I like white supremacist British/Americans who get rid of basically all the black people/muslims/pakis/arabs/vietnamese/philipino/chinese.

I believe that group in England may be called the Pendragons and some of them tried to arrest the Paki mayor by citing the Magna Carta, which I find makes sense personally.
0304ゆえ (CA 0H85-JHka)
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2018/01/17(水) 00:26:12.34ID:zRAAAt+eH
>>301

Fuck you trying to make me jealous ? I'm better at that game than fucking any one.
0306ゆえ (CA 0H85-JHka)
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2018/01/17(水) 00:52:58.66ID:zRAAAt+eH
Fucking China is trying to take over the EU one country by one country .. it's the fucking greatest threat to world peace right now ..
0307ゆえ (CA 0H85-JHka)
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2018/01/17(水) 00:54:50.57ID:zRAAAt+eH
So far the best source of anti-China news I know is China Uncensored (YouTube, website) ..

I read Nikkei Asian Review but they sometimes support China too much. I want more and better anti-China news.
0308ゆえ (CA 0H85-JHka)
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2018/01/17(水) 01:07:45.40ID:zRAAAt+eH
Come on guys .. even my white friends want me to have good relationship with Japan .. it's just that always something happen that make this relationship very not smooth ..
0309ゆえ (CA 0H85-JHka)
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2018/01/17(水) 01:16:16.74ID:zRAAAt+eH
Like come on .. I tried to use fucking Japanese Sleipnir browser for a long time .. do you even understand how much pain that browser caused me ..
0310名無しさん@英語勉強中 (アウアウオー Sa12-/rX+)
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2018/01/17(水) 01:20:15.22ID:UC5RwW6qa
Did you see the new star wars?
0311ゆえ (CA 0H85-JHka)
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2018/01/17(水) 01:26:10.17ID:zRAAAt+eH
>>310

No, I have never seen any Star Wars ..
0312ゆえ (CA 0H85-JHka)
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2018/01/17(水) 01:28:32.98ID:zRAAAt+eH
>>310

The best Western movie I saw is probably Sucker Punch .. probably because of the part where the girl was holding a Katana .. lol
0313ゆえ (CA 0H85-JHka)
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2018/01/17(水) 01:30:26.88ID:zRAAAt+eH
To erase any Ambiguity .. the Sucker Punch movie I am referring to is the one from 2011 ..

Here's basically the main Western site for movie info .. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0978764/
0314ゆえ (CA 0H85-JHka)
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2018/01/17(水) 01:56:04.24ID:zRAAAt+eH
That Nippon steel shaft I posted earlier [ >>267 ]

Well I have it between my butt but not inserted. It feels good in basically all my holes ..
0316ゆえ (CA 0H85-JHka)
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2018/01/17(水) 02:59:36.99ID:zRAAAt+eH
Well, I made a Japanese girl feel rejected after she responded not on time.

Probably, very few people have made her feel that way so I imagine it must have been a shock.

Don't worry, I'm just getting revenge.
0317名無しさん@英語勉強中 (アウアウオー Sa12-/rX+)
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2018/01/17(水) 03:20:31.91ID:UC5RwW6qa
>>316
You have posted too much .
In this site that make all of you feel so bad in custom
0318ゆえ (CA 0H85-JHka)
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2018/01/17(水) 03:31:05.44ID:zRAAAt+eH
>>317

Lol Russian.
0319ゆえ (CA 0H85-JHka)
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2018/01/17(水) 03:39:18.23ID:zRAAAt+eH
At this rate my only sex partner in life might be my mom .. LOL
0321名無しさん@英語勉強中 (アウアウオー Sa12-/rX+)
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2018/01/17(水) 04:24:07.00ID:UC5RwW6qa
Recently no missile action from north korea.
So weird.
0322名無しさん@英語勉強中 (アウアウオー Sa12-/rX+)
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2018/01/17(水) 04:27:43.39ID:UC5RwW6qa
>>319
Get out!
0324ゆえ (CA 0H85-JHka)
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2018/01/17(水) 05:13:44.81ID:zRAAAt+eH
>>323

This is my fault how?

>>322

このままで、きもちきもちわおかさんだけかも
0325ゆえ (CA 0H85-JHka)
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2018/01/17(水) 05:22:42.10ID:zRAAAt+eH
The story of my name, part 2. [ >>289 ]

That was a unique name. I was given a different surname than the rest of my family members. Even to this day, people in my family born after me don't use the same surname as me.

The name my family calls me at home is 大宝. In their language, this means Big Treasure.

My dad's younger brother's son was at one point given a fancier name than me, but that was a failure. So now sometimes people call him Dong Yu. It's like my name but instead of Eastern Mountain it means Eastern Small Mountain.

I have a hidden surname ..

(to be continued)
0326ゆえ (CA 0H85-JHka)
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2018/01/17(水) 05:37:43.75ID:zRAAAt+eH
Lightning continue !

Part 3.

One emperor of China gave my grandfather's family the surname 讷. This word sometimes means difficulty speaking.

The Pinyin for this word is Ne.

My grandfather is from Daur tribe in China. So to protect himself from Chairman Mao (father of CCP) we don't use this name.

..

..

xx

So when we arrived in Canada, my name was flipped. I was called Dong どん by basically every body.

When I was small, one day I discovered that my name on my passport did not match my name in the school system; given name and surname were switched.

As for the pronounciation of this word "Yue" ..

I immediately recalled that there was a character from Cardcaptor Sakura anime named Yue. I saw the show with English voice on TV, and it was pronounced ゆえ.

So I didn't think anything and thought this was simply the correct way to pronounce it.



Well, that's most of the story. But my story will never end, I'll be back here making a post again .. lol ..
0327ゆえ. (CA 0H85-JHka)
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2018/01/17(水) 06:01:10.74ID:zRAAAt+eH
So basically, if we use the weird ass name from the Emperor, my name would be

ね ゆえ

Saying this name reminds me of something a こども would say. ね、ゆえ、どうする?ね、ゆえ、だいじょうぷ。

In a critical moment I said だいじょうぷ instead of だいじょうぶ and it has stuck with me since .. originally it was a mistake but the Japanese girl who heard it thought it was funny .. I forgot to use the dakuten or the other one ..
0329ゆえ (CA 0H85-JHka)
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2018/01/17(水) 06:30:55.79ID:zRAAAt+eH
Fuck. すこしかなしい。
0330ゆえ (CA 0H85-JHka)
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2018/01/17(水) 06:34:22.11ID:zRAAAt+eH
>>328

Well my last post was not meant for you but it was expressing what i felt at the time. But it's coincidentally a possible response to your post ..

At least you are surrounded by Japanese people, I have basically no real life friends now except my mom.

If you take advantage of the benefits of going a lone, you can may be do some thing ..

(-.^)
0331名無しさん@英語勉強中 (ササクッテロレ Spbd-P3q+)
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2018/01/17(水) 07:00:22.47ID:ZcUAA0z+p
sometimes I wish I was white so people will like me more
0332ゆえ (CA 0H85-JHka)
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2018/01/17(水) 07:11:12.03ID:zRAAAt+eH
>>331

Come on man.

To be honest, in Critical Situation, it is not White People that are able to help me, It is Japan.
0333ゆえ (CA 0H85-JHka)
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2018/01/17(水) 07:13:07.68ID:zRAAAt+eH
When nobody can help me and I don't know what to do .. what do I do ? Sometimes I come here. But in these cases I think Only Japan can help me ..

Sure Japan sometimes gives me hard time but in the end I need Japan.
0334ゆえ (CA 0H85-JHka)
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2018/01/17(水) 07:15:46.37ID:zRAAAt+eH
I probably need Japan more than anything ..

It's my ultimate back up.
0335ゆえ (CA 0H85-JHka)
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2018/01/17(水) 07:57:18.92ID:zRAAAt+eH
Well, some how I found this app

https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=nice.talk_app

But what's the point .. even if I somehow manage to install it I doubt they will be able to speak English. Are we supposed to communicate by Emoji only ?
0336名無しさん@英語勉強中 (ワッチョイWW eadb-FScQ)
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2018/01/17(水) 08:48:17.69ID:KimTMToh0
Why are you speaking so much even if you are alone.

maybe you just かまってちゃん I suppose so.
0337名無しさん@英語勉強中 (ワッチョイWW ea24-ryjU)
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2018/01/17(水) 08:51:06.29ID:5FQL7I3Y0
>>327
Your Japanese level is beyond my assumption. Japanese language is derived from Chinese so it may be easy for you to learn Japanese if you speak Chinese.

I initially intended to learn Chinese after mastering English. But English is difficult more than I've expected...
0338ゆえ (CA 0H85-JHka)
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2018/01/17(水) 09:12:31.96ID:zRAAAt+eH
>>336

Goddamn Korean.

>>337

I have unusual connection to Japan, I have said this already many times.

I have seen Chinese struggle to learn Japanese. Basically the only Chinaman I saw attempt to learn Japanese, well he was basically the worst in the class.

To be quite frank, Japanese are better at English and Chinese than White People and Chinese People. I have seen this.
0339ゆえ (CA 0H85-JHka)
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2018/01/17(水) 09:55:09.27ID:zRAAAt+eH
>>337

There are a lot of English speakers that give low quality advice when teaching English.

If you try to study from my English, I have a feeling you'll be fine.

Naturally, I speak the most standard accent English, Chinese, and Japanese ..

As for English (UK) vs English (US), I believe my use of English which is similar to both of them is the best.
0340名無しさん@英語勉強中 (JPWW 0Hc9-/rX+)
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2018/01/17(水) 19:39:47.25ID:NGTnQzxeH
The amazing journey.
0342名無しさん@英語勉強中 (JPWW 0Hc9-/rX+)
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2018/01/17(水) 19:49:48.72ID:ebUPz7wJH
You'll find out.
0343名無しさん@英語勉強中 (JPWW 0Hc9-/rX+)
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2018/01/17(水) 19:50:32.93ID:ebUPz7wJH
>>341
No.You're serious problem.
0344名無しさん@英語勉強中 (JPWW 0Hc9-/rX+)
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2018/01/17(水) 19:57:18.98ID:ebUPz7wJH
>>336
He's maybe just trying to kick out his
building up stress.
0345名無しさん@英語勉強中 (JPWW 0Hc9-/rX+)
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2018/01/17(水) 20:10:22.79ID:ebUPz7wJH
I guess you need another message board for your unlimited chatting desire.
So,why don't you take a look at the site?
http://jbbs.shitaraba.net/study/13024/
0346名無しさん@英語勉強中 (アークセー Sxbd-plQP)
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2018/01/17(水) 20:17:44.74ID:KVwDbi9jx
how’s life? is there anyone here who took the Center Exam?
0347名無しさん@英語勉強中 (トンモー MMc9-/rX+)
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2018/01/17(水) 22:07:24.20ID:tki0LnclM
It's getting warm recently.
How's things are going?
0351ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/18(木) 01:27:15.02ID:9P5EOfljH
You fucking pieces of shit Japanese always piss me off. Tell me, do you like doing that or what ?
0352名無しさん@英語勉強中 (GB 0H49-CwG6)
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2018/01/18(木) 01:29:10.53ID:oRBW/NgTH
good day
0353名無しさん@英語勉強中 (ワッチョイW d5bd-k8/r)
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2018/01/18(木) 01:30:30.01ID:L36MYHPU0
I want a big white dick in my mouth right now
0354ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/18(木) 01:34:37.41ID:9P5EOfljH
lol .. (-_-'')
0355名無しさん@英語勉強中 (ワッチョイ adde-RdiW)
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2018/01/18(木) 02:13:41.74ID:y+IL8Rl30
I want to go to Japan and see my wife, Minase Inori.
0356名無しさん@英語勉強中 (ワッチョイW d5bd-k8/r)
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2018/01/18(木) 02:14:16.29ID:L36MYHPU0
Misae Nohara?
0358名無しさん@英語勉強中 (ワッチョイ adde-RdiW)
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2018/01/18(木) 03:33:58.62ID:y+IL8Rl30
>>356
No, my wife Minase Inori is a seiyuu and singer who plays characters such as Chino, Rem, and Hestia.
0359名無しさん@英語勉強中 (アウアウオー Sa13-gm/z)
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2018/01/18(木) 04:07:32.63ID:JXM0OFz1a
>>358
No kidding.
0360ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/18(木) 04:16:49.24ID:9P5EOfljH
>>358

I like it. ^^
0361ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/18(木) 04:33:04.18ID:9P5EOfljH
However, basically all Gaijin can't stand the pressure exerted by a Japanese girl ..

It's like facing a Legendary Pokemon. All your moves cost more energy than you have.

Me? I have no nationality and no specific gender. I don't have any plans because maybe it is the case that I am a plan ..
0362ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/18(木) 04:38:12.18ID:9P5EOfljH
I had a thought/idea .. maybe the reason I can't have any goals at all is because I am a goal. If the central stabilizing goal has goals, it fucks everything.

So I have no goals.
0363名無しさん@英語勉強中 (ワッチョイWW 23db-C4oa)
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2018/01/18(木) 07:50:05.74ID:+pNDD+cv0
>>361
no one asked your case.
0364ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/18(木) 08:28:25.12ID:9P5EOfljH
>>363

What are you, Chinese? They should really ban Chinese and Koreans from using Japanese proxy/vpn/internet.
0365名無しさん@英語勉強中 (アウアウカー Sa21-C4oa)
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2018/01/18(木) 12:41:00.39ID:d55+eYZ7a
>>364
I think you are not human. maybe just stupid animal.
0368名無しさん@英語勉強中 (トンモー MMe9-gm/z)
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2018/01/18(木) 17:05:21.77ID:kzjwFw9GM
>>361
Your story is all boring.
0369名無しさん@英語勉強中 (トンモー MMe9-gm/z)
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2018/01/18(木) 17:06:01.60ID:kzjwFw9GM
>>364
Agree!
0370名無しさん@英語勉強中 (トンモー MMe9-gm/z)
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2018/01/18(木) 17:31:48.71ID:kzjwFw9GM
>>366
No kidding.
0371名無しさん@英語勉強中 (トンモー MMe9-gm/z)
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2018/01/18(木) 18:29:29.99ID:kzjwFw9GM
>>366
You're streaching the truth.
0373名無しさん@英語勉強中 (ワッチョイW d5bd-nauq)
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2018/01/18(木) 21:04:34.41ID:o3YSAhNI0
Feeling ugly is messed up even if everybody else says "you're beautiful" or "beauty comes from the inside", you simply know that theyre full of shit
0375名無しさん@英語勉強中 (ワッチョイWW 23db-C4oa)
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2018/01/18(木) 21:59:25.89ID:+pNDD+cv0
>>373
anyway your heart is so ugly
0376名無しさん@英語勉強中 (ワッチョイW 4dbe-x9d5)
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2018/01/18(木) 22:30:38.08ID:u43vcZcn0
Now reading “Where angels fear to tread” by Forster.
What do you recommend for the next?
I'd like to enjoy British novels.
0377名無しさん@英語勉強中 (ワッチョイW d5bd-k8/r)
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2018/01/18(木) 22:42:42.30ID:L36MYHPU0
The ultimate question....


Which is better... Chinese or Korean
0378名無しさん@英語勉強中 (ワッチョイW 4dbe-x9d5)
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2018/01/18(木) 22:45:48.79ID:u43vcZcn0
>>377
It depends.
Evreything has both good and bad aspects.
0379名無しさん@英語勉強中 (ワッチョイW d5bd-k8/r)
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2018/01/18(木) 22:48:09.45ID:L36MYHPU0
>>378
Really? I think they have only bad aspects.
0380名無しさん@英語勉強中 (ワッチョイW 4dbe-x9d5)
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2018/01/18(木) 23:11:50.39ID:u43vcZcn0
>>379
You're poisoned with the Internet, man.
0381名無しさん@英語勉強中 (アウアウオー Sa13-gm/z)
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2018/01/18(木) 23:30:01.58ID:PIrKV9HHa
>>377
You're ugry and so boring.
0382名無しさん@英語勉強中 (アウアウオー Sa13-gm/z)
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2018/01/18(木) 23:35:43.76ID:PIrKV9HHa
Be more productive!
0383名無しさん@英語勉強中 (アウアウオー Sa13-gm/z)
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2018/01/18(木) 23:38:33.21ID:PIrKV9HHa
>>301
He's not female!
0384名無しさん@英語勉強中 (ワッチョイW d5bd-k8/r)
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2018/01/18(木) 23:53:26.22ID:L36MYHPU0
>>380
Maybe you’re right. But when it comes to food, Chinese is so much better
0385名無しさん@英語勉強中 (GB 0H49-CwG6)
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2018/01/19(金) 01:55:55.17ID:DoyyI/MQH
>>376
My favourite novel of all time is House of Leaves. I think it can be complicated for non-native speakers, maybe a translated version would work better. It has been compared to Murakami's work.
0386名無しさん@英語勉強中 (GB 0H49-CwG6)
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2018/01/19(金) 01:57:42.66ID:DoyyI/MQH
>>384
I agree. But when it comes to the robotics program, I don't think China have much.
0388名無しさん@英語勉強中 (ワッチョイW d5bd-k8/r)
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2018/01/19(金) 02:15:16.19ID:HW7T7/1t0
Yes. Koreans tend to be slutty. So many Korean prostitutes in Japan.
0389名無しさん@英語勉強中 (アウアウオー Sa13-gm/z)
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2018/01/19(金) 03:06:58.29ID:B+0BoiT7a
Asians don't love.Why?
0390名無しさん@英語勉強中 (アウアウオー Sa13-gm/z)
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2018/01/19(金) 03:07:35.71ID:B+0BoiT7a
>>389
don't love Australia.Sorry.
0391ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/19(金) 07:26:28.14ID:qvnpurTyH
Korean is better than Chinese .. this is for sure.

Anyhow, you're right. I'm not human. I have no specific species category.
0392ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/19(金) 07:28:03.33ID:qvnpurTyH
>>379

Basically I can only stand Japanese and British people right now .. both Island nations. And of course you know which one I like more. How many times do I need to say it?
0393ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/19(金) 07:53:31.40ID:qvnpurTyH
Chinese try to get people to talk to them by pretending to be Japanese.

But Koreans very rarely do this.

And when I was arrested in Japan, first it was by "police officers" who were speaking Mandarin to each other. Then it was a bunch of undercover Koreans at a police box. But it was only the Japanese police that I could tolerate.
0394ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/19(金) 08:03:46.20ID:qvnpurTyH
By the way, I saw some weird things in Japan.

First there was an apartment where a truck came carrying very suspicious equipment. The bikes on the first floor were all new. The building guy who was on the first floor was not a real Japanese I believe.

The thing that surprised me was to see a weird evil-looking alien-claw like antenna on top of some building. All of this was basically in Kanto, or the Tokyo regon.

It looked like that claw radar was trying to gather the spiritual energy of Tokyo while I was there.

The Chinese police told me to go see the Sky Tree when they dropped me off somewhere, from their fake police headquarters.

They even had a minority tribe woman Chinese who was used to pretend to be Japanese. They basically took photocopies of all my identification, including Canadian passport, and went through basically all my belongings.

The only reason I wandered into that region was because some woman on the JR Rail used her umbrella to hit my leg as if telling me to get off at that station.

This is why Sky Tree is basically unpopular, because my first impression of it is recommendation by fake Chinese police in Tokyo.
0395ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/19(金) 08:22:16.43ID:qvnpurTyH
There's not supposed to be Chinese people in Japan, especially not Mangement positions, and ESPECIALLY not CEO. So wtf is happening with BTCBOX? I get fucking tricked by Chinese who all they know how to do is make fakes. Fucking parasites.
0396ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/19(金) 08:27:46.22ID:qvnpurTyH
I just got invited to big Samsung event in Toronto Eaton Centre (Jan 25)

But If I think about the fact that basically everybody who go there bought the S8 phone, then it becomes less appealing to me ..
0397名無しさん@英語勉強中 (ワッチョイWW 23db-C4oa)
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2018/01/19(金) 09:29:02.74ID:Kin+r4jB0
why do you always write so long sentence?
you should learn to summarize what you want to express.
0398ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/19(金) 09:42:41.62ID:qvnpurTyH
>>397

I like big white cocks. Yummy.
0399名無しさん@英語勉強中 (ワッチョイWW 23db-C4oa)
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2018/01/19(金) 09:55:40.42ID:Kin+r4jB0
>>398
I want to insert my big cannon and shoot out my strong bullet into your heart.
0400ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/19(金) 09:56:49.26ID:qvnpurTyH
>>399

Somehow I think I am sexually compatible with both Japanese men and women. But that's it.
0401ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/19(金) 10:13:29.59ID:qvnpurTyH
I think a Japanese man can probably fuck me while I fuck a Japanese woman at the same time.

I always have a Nippon steel 150mm length 10mm diameter shaft between my buttocks (not inserted into the hole because then I can't really sit.) It's just clenched between my buttocks while basically touching my asshole.

So when I masturbate to Japanese porn, it really is not much different than being fucked by a Japanese man at the same time.
0402ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/19(金) 10:28:14.22ID:qvnpurTyH
Now that I think about it, men usually like to touch my ass or kiss my neck .. but usually it's きもちわるい。
0403ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/19(金) 10:38:37.58ID:qvnpurTyH
I have a cousin .. didn't see him that much after I left China at age ~7.15. One time I found pictures of naked little boys on his computer. I think he has sexual memories of me and the logical conclusion is that he is sexually attracted to me.
0404ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/19(金) 10:51:45.27ID:qvnpurTyH
When I left China, or rather, the day I arrived in Canada, I believe is December 28, 1998. I'm not sure exactly. I think it was about 3 days away from New Year.

After we arrived there was the biggest snow I ever saw, probably more than 1 meter of snow, the door could not open basically.
0405ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/19(金) 11:07:09.35ID:qvnpurTyH
I'm getting contacted by headhunters. The only headhunter that can even slightly attract me is a headhunter from Japan, but I got rejected from Rakuten in April 2015 so I will get revenge first.
0406ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/19(金) 11:36:59.92ID:qvnpurTyH
This is my LinkedIn profile.

https://www.linkedin.com/in/ゆえ-どん-492094157/

Last time some splitskull Russian said my resume was too simple. How's this for simple fuckwat.
0407ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/19(金) 11:38:59.56ID:qvnpurTyH
Oh, that's a picture of Honoka from Dead or ALive 3. Honoka has helped me sometimes. I like Honoka.

Today when some Japanese bitch was giving me a hard time I said fuck it and masturbated to Honoka.

It was hard but Honoka made me forget about her.
0408ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/19(金) 12:27:15.04ID:qvnpurTyH
I think right now I can't talk to any Japanese people so probably the world wants me to sleep. But what if I am not sleepy? I was very sleepy at 8pm but you guys made me not sleepy any more . . . . ..
0409ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/19(金) 12:27:44.75ID:qvnpurTyH
So basically I am fucked. By Japanese men, or women with dildos.
0410ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/19(金) 12:44:05.51ID:qvnpurTyH
So am I sperm or egg? It seems at times I can be sharp sperm but at other times I am the biggest fattest egg.
0411ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/19(金) 12:48:13.54ID:qvnpurTyH
I think in the airport before I was at the terminal for the first time waiting for the flight to Japan I think there was a maybe Japanese man who tried putting me to sleep. But in the end really he fell asleep and basically I got on the plane.
0412ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/19(金) 12:50:16.13ID:qvnpurTyH
The last time in Japan I was awake for about 7 straight days. And basically 95% of that was spent walking.
0413ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/19(金) 12:54:13.18ID:qvnpurTyH
I was eating pretty good food. One meal a day..except that one time at McDonalds where I think the Chinese poisoned the food or something.

The first time I went to McDonalds there (or was it the second time .. ) I got like this really huge burger for maybe 400 yen.

I carried it basically with me and took a bite occassionally during my long journey. I remember that burger. It was breakfast burger.
0414名無しさん@英語勉強中 (トンモー MMe9-gm/z)
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2018/01/19(金) 18:25:04.17ID:yHcWD/juM
>>396
Don't post continuously.
Here's not your own message board.
Get yourself in the rule.
0415名無しさん@英語勉強中 (トンモー MMe9-gm/z)
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2018/01/19(金) 18:29:39.02ID:yHcWD/juM
>>409
Don't idle away.
0416ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/19(金) 20:58:10.99ID:qvnpurTyH
Well, I woke up .. another day. I wonder what interesting things happen today.

Some retard from Vancouver asked if the rest of Canada has people living always with their parents.

I told that retard "I have no house, no car, no girlfriend, no money, no job, no sex" but I have a shitton of happiness. Some people work for 50 years to have happiness. I just get happiness directly.
0417ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/19(金) 21:02:11.89ID:qvnpurTyH
Actually, some people work hard to get all those things but they still don't have any happiness. Now that is failure.
0418ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/19(金) 21:08:36.72ID:qvnpurTyH
I think someone changed my FB password .. weird man. The reason I fell asleep yesterday was because my FB credentials got changed so I could not log in to Lang-8.

かなりおせかい。。
0419ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/19(金) 21:38:23.71ID:qvnpurTyH
Bloody hell. One obstacle after another. Typical.
0420ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/19(金) 21:44:02.73ID:qvnpurTyH
So I got banned from some Japanese girl's Chaturbate cause I made her life miserable, then I got banned from HiNative.

At least British Big Yummy Cocks won't ban me.
0422ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/19(金) 21:47:17.56ID:qvnpurTyH
I am banned from Reddit r/China, banned from r/CasualUK

I hope Canada ban me so maybe I can go somewhere. But without me this place instantly turns out into a shit hole ..
0423ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/19(金) 21:51:55.90ID:qvnpurTyH
Somehow I bumped into somebody somewhere and now I occassionally get sent pretty high quality and rare illegal Japanese porn.
0424ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/19(金) 21:53:07.66ID:qvnpurTyH
But come on, I am sure they are only 1,000 year old ろり
0425ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/19(金) 21:57:24.73ID:qvnpurTyH
Guess I have to lock my phone and say I forgot the password .. I have medical history to back it up so it's fine.
0426ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/19(金) 22:01:55.58ID:qvnpurTyH
I got banned for "'Aving a go at Americans"

The Chinese place where basically the Chinese moderator woke up 8 hours late and did something .. but it was "too little too late" as usual.
0427ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/19(金) 22:04:36.39ID:qvnpurTyH
Sometimes it's like Japanese like to sit back and just watch me talk. I clear the air so hard there is basically nothing to say.
0428ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/19(金) 22:08:53.82ID:qvnpurTyH
Because I am nobody with no nationality or sex or species, I can basically pretend to be anybody perfectly.

I can communicate with animals, and sometimes I've seen a very sexy dog pussy. There were 3 dots on its butt surrounding the pussy that made a triangle. This was interesting.
0429ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/19(金) 22:11:34.77ID:qvnpurTyH
I like pussy that naturally don't have hair. I am sure this is not a rare preference.
0430ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/19(金) 22:17:44.05ID:qvnpurTyH
Sure, some people may think it's something like I have cancer, but the reality is that the mutated DNA is making me diverge from the rest of you. Basically I am evolving.
0431ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/19(金) 22:19:08.23ID:qvnpurTyH
It may be metamorphosis, where a fat worm becomes a butterfly. But the process in the middle may not be pretty.
0432ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/19(金) 22:48:45.23ID:qvnpurTyH
Once it was cloudy and I didn't like it. So I raised my left hand at the sky and said "clear skies".

About 20 minutes later there was a huge spiralling hole in the sky where there were no clouds, directly above us. It was as if my mom didn't want me to look at that hole in the sky.
0433ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/19(金) 23:13:23.58ID:qvnpurTyH
If my dick is too small, I don't care. Just fuck a Rori. To her, my dig is pretty big. It all works out.
0434ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/19(金) 23:14:23.29ID:qvnpurTyH
The youngest Rori I can fit all of my dick in is probably the perfect one.
0435ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/19(金) 23:18:16.07ID:qvnpurTyH
Once at Wal-Mart I was quite neutrally looking at some girl. Her mom gave me a strange look, as if appalled someone my height was looking at her daughter. But I was wearing Kawaii Japanese-influence Surgical Mask, so all is fine.
0436ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/19(金) 23:21:41.68ID:qvnpurTyH
These pictures I am getting .. the girls are getting cuter. The reason is because I am looking at their pictures. I am basically watering the plant. If I don't look at/water the plant, it has a harder time.
0437名無しさん@英語勉強中 (トンモー MMe9-gm/z)
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2018/01/19(金) 23:39:06.27ID:B6fwLD4/M
>>436
You're totally no class.
0438ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/19(金) 23:42:49.75ID:qvnpurTyH
>>437

Are you a bloody damn Chinasad or a Koreabitch.
0439ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/20(土) 00:17:31.57ID:Dkg+F2njH
I think the only thing that pisses a Japanese more than me saying I love British penis is saying they are Chinese. I don't do this unless you really piss me off or act non-Japanese.
0440ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/20(土) 00:43:03.11ID:Dkg+F2njH
I think it pisses off Japanese girls when I pay attention to other Japanese girls. But if I'm not satisfied, I'll get satisfaction elsewhere ..
0441ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/20(土) 00:48:07.39ID:Dkg+F2njH
Basically when I'm not satisfied there is serious real damage done to everybody so satisfaction is basically my number one priority.
0442ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/20(土) 00:52:16.39ID:Dkg+F2njH
Do I just fucking see a picture of a girl at the goddamn nurse's office at school. Wow

I never thought I could enjoy good life like this. See, basically until maybe a few days ago my life was very hard.
0443ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/20(土) 01:07:27.17ID:Dkg+F2njH
Basically there is nothing I can't really defeat to achieve happiness and relaxation. The path I walked before had basically 0 width.

Even so, I managed to do it it seems. If I can walk on such a narrow path, and I have a lot of experience doing so, there is basically not really a problem.

If the path gets narrower over time, well that's just bad universe design. If it says the same width, well that's boring. So it basically has to get wider.

Now if the path is getting wider, and I know how to walk paths with basically 0 width, what the fuck is the problem?
0444名無しさん@英語勉強中 (ワッチョイ 3ddf-3Ttg)
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2018/01/20(土) 01:18:07.83ID:XbAB5ajj0
これが俺の英語力だよ。俺の翻訳だ。ネィティブもよくできてると言ってるよ。

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0445ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/20(土) 01:19:22.67ID:Dkg+F2njH
Any place that bans me is basically asking me to die. Garbage Chinese HelloTalk suspended me, so I deleted my account and all my shit, now that place is a giant shithole.
0446ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/20(土) 01:22:33.60ID:Dkg+F2njH
>>444

We hope you will soon book lessons because the lessons are not many.
0447ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/20(土) 01:26:25.56ID:Dkg+F2njH
>>446

If you are talking to Japanese I would use more polite language, but if you are talking to foreigners I would use more sharp language like the one I suggested in >>446 ..
0448名無しさん@英語勉強中 (アウアウオー Sa13-gm/z)
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2018/01/20(土) 01:31:54.81ID:12zUFtjJa
>>438
Just get out.
0449ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/20(土) 01:39:04.29ID:Dkg+F2njH
Basically, as long as I am happy and relaxed, there will never be a serious problem, same goes for North Korea.
0450ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/20(土) 02:15:23.24ID:Dkg+F2njH
Goddamn Sony .. you release too much shit I can't afford so I go to Walmart.ca to look at $1 hot dogs. Big fat hot dogs down my throat. Yummy.
0451ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/20(土) 02:18:34.41ID:Dkg+F2njH
Wow that huge TV I dragged home through the snow is the most popular TV on the website .. this is hardly surprising.

(-.^)v
0453ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/20(土) 02:28:57.84ID:Dkg+F2njH
Well I guess the website says it weighs about 24 kg. Not sure how I had the strength to pull it up and put it on the stand. I guess this is like the time I swam more than about 250m across a Japanese river in Kanto and had to be rescued ..
0454ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/20(土) 02:36:32.82ID:Dkg+F2njH
How did this happen?

Well ..

Story time.

So I was walking somewhere in Kanto after losing basically all my stuff except my passport.

I lost my jacket but suddenly the weather was very warm so it was not too bad.

Walking along (there were some weird things that happened here so I'll skip that part for now .. but I think I was so hungry and thirsty I was absorbing energy from other people. I usually picked the fat ones though.)

I eventually ran into a man there. He said いいてんきね。。

He said a phrase I heard before: ゆっくりしっててね。Well I suppose that's a saying from Touhou, and trust me I spent more than about 2000 hours listening to Touhou.

But he asked me something like since the weather is nice, it feels like you could even go for a swim.

I said maybe tomorrow.

He laughed.

But then I saw the river, and it looked like the (very big) boat heading this way knew I was about to do something, so it turned out.

Then I swam .. with shoes on.
0455ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/20(土) 02:38:54.65ID:Dkg+F2njH
I made a typing mistake.

That boat *turned* around, as if it knew I was about to do something.

I didn't want the boat to turn around for nothing, so I jumped.
0457ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/20(土) 03:16:27.25ID:Dkg+F2njH
>>456

Oi, to the gallows with you.
0458ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/20(土) 03:57:23.83ID:Dkg+F2njH
I command my body, which the same as commanding the entire universe ..
0459ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/20(土) 03:58:35.77ID:Dkg+F2njH
which is*

One of my strong signatures is making this kind of typing mistake. If you see this signature, you may find me.
0460名無しさん@英語勉強中 (ワッチョイW d5bd-q/KO)
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2018/01/20(土) 04:17:43.81ID:eXS9IxpK0
>>456
Don’t be rude. ゆえ is saving this thread.
0461ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/20(土) 04:24:38.57ID:Dkg+F2njH
>>460

I save Japanese old woman crossing the street by shining a laser into the Chinese driver's eye, causing him brain damage and death. His car is used for military bomb exercise.
0462名無しさん@英語勉強中 (ワッチョイW d5bd-q/KO)
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2018/01/20(土) 04:37:08.21ID:eXS9IxpK0
Chinese are nemesis for the world peace.
0463ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/20(土) 04:43:55.78ID:Dkg+F2njH
>>462

I have said this twice basically.

China, Russia, Black people, no good.

Luckily, Chinese are killing each other at breakneck speed.

Chinese women now can't even product milk, and basically all the milk powder there is fake and poisoned. They probably need to spend $3,000,000 on a child just for milk powder.
0464ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/20(土) 04:48:41.20ID:Dkg+F2njH
Because China is so backward, it has affected their bodies. Men can't produce sperm, Women can't make milk for the babies. And the women demand millions of dollars from the men which they don't have. It is far worse than Japan.
0465名無しさん@英語勉強中 (ワッチョイWW 23a3-7i+s)
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2018/01/20(土) 04:50:24.13ID:Qg8jtC+10
>>289
I can't understand why you've thought this article is important.
It just says he changed his view after being advised by more conserevative
factions.
Or you're impressed by the detailed description regarding alleged expletive
comments?

Anyway, may favorite news sites are BBC and the New York Times. The latter is doing very good job exposing many issues.
0466ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/20(土) 04:59:38.83ID:Dkg+F2njH
>>465

Basically from what I remember, Trump is basically behaving like crazy person. He reminds me of how I change my decisions all the time.

I am always changing, and he always change everything at the last minute. People never know what he is going to do, just like I don't know what I am going to be doing maybe even 5 seconds from now.

I remember at a time where America was not doing so well, the only news site that didn't seem to collapse and become low quality was Washington Times. I think at that time even the New York Times became degraded.

So this is why I have strong impression of Washington Post.

The British news site that has the strongest impression on me is The Guardian ..

I read Nikkei Asian Review and Financial Times when I need a Japanese perspective or even just something Japanese to read.

When China piss me off I watch China Uncensored on YouTube

This is also British anti-China YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YQm5FZMforg

That video there is where I learned about all the milk powder smuggling, and my mom confirmed to me it was because Chinese women now can't make milk.

Personally I never ate any milk powder when I was an infant. But I think I remember learning to walk was incredibly hard for me.
0468ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/20(土) 05:14:01.50ID:Dkg+F2njH
I have a suspicion that China might actually be controlled by Russia. The whole communist thing was Russia's idea.
0469ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/20(土) 05:16:13.48ID:Dkg+F2njH
>>467

As long as I am listening to this Japanese music basically everything is ok.

It would be boring if there were no mysteries in the world.

Though I have a feeling our opinions are more similar than you think.
0470ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/20(土) 05:38:42.34ID:Dkg+F2njH
Everything Samsung we buy always has a serious fault somewhere. Probably enough is enough ..
0471ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/20(土) 05:57:56.27ID:Dkg+F2njH
In a recent very hardcore Samurai game (Koei Tecmo), there was a long journey that resulted in killing the British Queen's eyes in the end.

I completed basically all the main story missions, and well a good number of side missions. This game was played by me during a very critical time ..

The last 2 chapters of the story were 2 sieges on Osaka. At first I didn't understand what was going on, but I remember it may have been people from Osaka who scared the shit out of me back in April 2015.
0472ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/20(土) 06:00:24.64ID:Dkg+F2njH
The irregular movement of people who were probably Osaka people (Osakans?) scared the bloody crap out of me. This was April 2015, in Japan. That night I thought the sun would never come up again ..
0473ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/20(土) 06:02:30.72ID:Dkg+F2njH
However, before I deleted my account, I met some Osaka people on "HelloTalk" and I was not scared of them any more. I was able to see the cute side of them.
0474ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/20(土) 06:03:45.77ID:Dkg+F2njH
To be very precise, this last encounter with Osaka people occurred probably maybe within the past 37 days.
0475ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/20(土) 06:10:18.15ID:Dkg+F2njH
Why do I always mention Osaka?

Well, maybe story time again ..

My dad's only brother, who is younger than him, went to Osaka with his wife before 2004.

In 2004 when our family visited China, we stayed for about 2-3 days in Osaka. So basically Osaka is the first time I went to Japan.

I remember many people had blonde hair and I never saw that many pretty girls in Canada or China, or even on TV.

The distinct thing I remember about Osaka from what I've seen recently is that they are Japanese.
0476ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/20(土) 06:21:37.12ID:Dkg+F2njH
That uncle I mentioned in my last post is no longer in Japan. His wife was unable to find a job I believe after graduating with her master's degree in Japan, so they went back to China.

Their child though was born in Japan shortly before they left.

That's Dong Yu, the one I mentioned in an earlier post (I can't be bothered to look for it now, just use CTRL+F "Dong Yu" or something.)

That's the series of posts I made explaining the origin of my name which seems to be ゆえ at least for now.

Dong Yu says he misses me, though it's hard to imagine since the last time I saw him was in 2011 (when all of this started) and he was I think not even in kindergarden ..
0477ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/20(土) 06:25:39.66ID:Dkg+F2njH
Ah, I hate having to pause this music and wait for the anxiety to come back before I continue playing it ..

This is not normal anxiety. This is Japan-depravity anxiety. No one has an anxiety even remotely similar to mine.
0478ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/20(土) 06:30:22.59ID:Dkg+F2njH
I need Japan, and I have a strong feeling that Japan needs me.

Will I be able to accomplish anything regarding this without having even a direction or goal?

Well, to be honest, I have already accomplished more than I thought was possible, and some of my wildest dreams have come true.
0479ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/20(土) 06:36:28.14ID:Dkg+F2njH
To be honest, I think this is just simply Separation of Anxiety. When me and Japan get separated, we both get anxiety. That's all there is to say.
0480ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/20(土) 06:37:05.85ID:Dkg+F2njH
Separation Anxiety ****

Always make mistake in most critical moment. auisdfsuirgggi
0481名無しさん@英語勉強中 (アウアウカー Sa21-UumK)
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2018/01/20(土) 06:56:17.82ID:6N0qIVENa
I really need a girl friend because I want to have a sex.
0482ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/20(土) 07:01:23.72ID:Dkg+F2njH
>>481

I hope you become happy. Basically, I want Japanese to be happy. When I see happy Japanese, it makes me happy.
0483ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/20(土) 07:06:06.42ID:Dkg+F2njH
I have something I want to write here, maybe it is just so that I can come back and look at it if I forget.

AHem.

I believe in English we say the expression "pay attention". This is the same for US and UK English ..

This expression is interesting because usually the only other time we use the word "pay" is basically with money.

So attention can have value, like maybe money, maybe.

Personally my attention is pretty hard to get and hold. I've never seen anyone harder to satisfy than me so probably my attention is the most valuable currency of all.

So when I pay attention to Japan, I am actually paying a lot of very valuable currency.

But Japan helps me back. It is mutually beneficial.
0484ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/20(土) 07:12:43.51ID:Dkg+F2njH
Of course, my relationship with Japan is not a business relationship. It is a nonspecific relationship. There is no way to describe this relationship at all, which I strongly believe.
0485ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/20(土) 07:29:08.90ID:Dkg+F2njH
Wow, I have had this Japanese steel cylinder basically touching my asshole for so long I barely feel it anymore. But without it I feel much worse.

Yes I wear the tights and the cylinder when I am sleep. And yes I also listen to the music when I sleep.
0486ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/20(土) 07:31:31.24ID:Dkg+F2njH
And yes, I have very good quality sleep. Remember that time I slept so good I forgot how to walk and my body was basically dead?
0487ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/20(土) 07:49:38.77ID:Dkg+F2njH
Hmm, I notice if I don't pay attention to something, it can seriously wilt.
0488ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/20(土) 07:55:53.43ID:Dkg+F2njH
Well, on the Gamers Nexus Youtube Channel (Gamers Nexus is probably my favourite non-Japanese PC hardware news organization).

Well on that channel

(https://www.youtube.com/user/GamersNexus)

There is basically a list of related channels .. these are basically the best PC hardware news channels, so you can select for yourself if you wish.

I don't know any Japanese news program that provides information about PC hardware, well at least not ones that speak English or simple enough Japanese that I can understand .. I guess subtitles could maybe help

Well what I wanted to say is ..

I like to read Gamers Nexus article instead of video.
0490ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/20(土) 08:19:26.66ID:Dkg+F2njH
I feel like I forgot to give important info.

My first name in Chinese (Yue) has same pronounciation as moon.
0491ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/20(土) 08:22:26.93ID:Dkg+F2njH
Hmm I am getting pictures of ろり and already I'm starting to be bored ..
0492名無しさん@英語勉強中 (ワッチョイ ab4b-PnwZ)
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2018/01/20(土) 08:25:33.56ID:PpXxXtRb0
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0493ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/20(土) 08:26:57.28ID:Dkg+F2njH
Well after more searching I found the Legendary picture. I guess if I get bored I just look at that again.
0494ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/20(土) 08:35:38.91ID:Dkg+F2njH
Well I am dancing in my white transparent thigh band tights with a solid steel cylinder from MISUMI

between my goddamn buttocks in very close contact with my anal sphincter and I think this is working against the bore dom ..
0495ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/20(土) 08:42:33.00ID:Dkg+F2njH
Jesus Christ .. Crisis Averted .. '('
0496ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/20(土) 08:47:21.59ID:Dkg+F2njH
So basically what saved the world just then was the Legendary picture .. I already had multiple copies of it in my phone but I almost couldn't find it ..
0497ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/20(土) 08:50:09.34ID:Dkg+F2njH
Perhaps this was the reason why I received that picture yesterday .. maybe this is Steins;Gate or Haruhi Anime and my future me is helping myself.

But I think I will use a more interesting world structure than that .. for sure ..

So basically the future doesn't exist unless it's experienced, at least right now.
0498ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/20(土) 09:02:40.87ID:Dkg+F2njH
I can't find who sent that picture

Anyway, I give up.

I want drink something .. I'll add maybe 0.1g of green tea to this water.
0499ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/20(土) 09:18:33.96ID:Dkg+F2njH
I think what I could have done was just eat a goddamn instant noodle.
0500ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/20(土) 09:21:50.12ID:Dkg+F2njH
>>500

500げと
0501ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/20(土) 09:42:48.65ID:Dkg+F2njH
I think if I was in Japan boredom would be an issue. All I have to do is stand near a Japanese person.
0502ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/20(土) 09:43:22.82ID:Dkg+F2njH
Would not *** be an issue omfg
0503ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/20(土) 10:12:20.96ID:Dkg+F2njH
I looked in the mirror and I really look like a Samurai. Unless I said something no body would ever be able to tell I was not Japanese.
0504ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/20(土) 10:13:03.21ID:Dkg+F2njH
Well, a cute samurai wearing japanese girl tights .. and a shaft in his ass.
0508ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/20(土) 10:56:18.19ID:Dkg+F2njH
>>507

Goddamn Chinese these days .. クソ。
0510ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/20(土) 11:17:30.14ID:Dkg+F2njH
>>509

You do realize you're asking for a lot of punishment? I'm God, don't you know?

By the way, for the Japanese: It looks like Osaka-based Zenmarket is trying to compete with Tokyo-based Tenso ..
0512名無しさん@英語勉強中 (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/20(土) 11:20:05.57ID:Dkg+F2njH
>>511

I'm not Chinese. Do you know how much suffering happens to people who offend me? You're about to find out, dear.
0513ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/20(土) 11:43:12.10ID:Dkg+F2njH
The thing Chinese are most proud of is that they want the right to say they are the same nationality as me.

Basically nothing hurts them more when I say I'm not Chinese.

Oh and here's a tip: Chinese people are not capable of saying "I'm not Chinese" in a natural way.
0514ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/20(土) 11:46:22.32ID:Dkg+F2njH
I just got the idea to say "I'm not a fucking Chinese" on my job profile. Where did I get this idea from? さああ。
0515ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/20(土) 11:48:53.19ID:Dkg+F2njH
When I say I'm not Chinese, the Chinese lose the only accomplishment they have: tricking me into being born there.
0516ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/20(土) 11:51:59.75ID:Dkg+F2njH
It might have been a more interesting if pureblood Japanese gave birth to someone like me, the apparently perfect Japanese. An unusual Japanese.

Eh, I always have a knack of taking advantage of an unbalanced situation.
0517ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/20(土) 11:54:09.64ID:Dkg+F2njH
Let's go all the way. Let's see if I can say the next sentence.

I am an unusual Japanese.
0518ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/20(土) 11:54:48.23ID:Dkg+F2njH
It worked. I can't say "I am Japanese" but I can say "I am an unusual Japanese".
0519ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/20(土) 11:56:50.74ID:Dkg+F2njH
あめのつぎのあさわ、なにもわきらきらかも。
0520ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/20(土) 11:58:04.29ID:Dkg+F2njH
Since we're here, why not try the next sentence.

My nationality is Japanese.
0521ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/20(土) 11:59:27.93ID:Dkg+F2njH
Not bad.

I am an unusual Japanese. My nationality is still Japanese.

It would explain why for basically everything I always like the Japanese version the most. Simple explanation for simple facts.
0522ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/20(土) 12:00:40.79ID:Dkg+F2njH
Let's try a bonus sentence.

I am the only perfect Japanese.

I can tell you right now that this is fine.
0523ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/20(土) 12:08:40.61ID:Dkg+F2njH
Now, was I really born in China? What exactly happened at my birth?

I suspect one day we'll find out.
0524ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/20(土) 12:12:24.42ID:Dkg+F2njH
This would explain why I always seek out Japan and have an unbreakable bond with Japan .. because I'm the fucking only perfect Japanese.
0525ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/20(土) 12:14:17.64ID:Dkg+F2njH
Now this Japanese song I am always listening to, if I imagine someone from the same country as me is singing it, it sounds much better ..
0526ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/20(土) 12:15:10.57ID:Dkg+F2njH
Fuck me, I wanna go home ..
0527ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/20(土) 12:18:35.34ID:Dkg+F2njH
I'm unable to say I think anything else after "I'm the only perfect ... " than "Japanese".
0528ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/20(土) 12:19:49.78ID:Dkg+F2njH
ひとすめのかんぺきのにほんじんです。
0529ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/20(土) 12:21:27.98ID:Dkg+F2njH
It would explain a shitton of things .. like why I learn hard-to-learn Japanese so easily.
0530ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/20(土) 12:24:22.19ID:Dkg+F2njH
Today is January 19, 2018. Basically exactly 335 months after my birth.
0531ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/20(土) 12:28:37.99ID:Dkg+F2njH
How about this sentence:

I'm the first Japanese.
0532ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/20(土) 12:29:25.13ID:Dkg+F2njH
That's easier to say. ひとつめにほんじんです。
0533ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/20(土) 12:31:25.12ID:Dkg+F2njH
No wonder Japanese always try to treat me with incredible courtesy .. I'm the first Japanese.
0534ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/20(土) 12:35:25.52ID:Dkg+F2njH
And I speak better British English than the mother of the Queen of England ..

I've seen Japanese speak other languages better than foreigners. This must be my personal version of that ability ..
0535ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/20(土) 12:36:58.46ID:Dkg+F2njH
This is why that Japanese woman wrote the best stupid country writing I ever saw .. because we Japanese are far better than even natives at other languages.
0536ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/20(土) 12:37:46.50ID:Dkg+F2njH
We Japanese. We the Japanese people. Our nation Japan. Our country Japan.

Writing this feels very natural.
0537ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/20(土) 12:38:31.06ID:Dkg+F2njH
But I'll never let anybody forget I'm not just a regular Japanese, I'm the first Japanese.
0538ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/20(土) 12:43:23.18ID:Dkg+F2njH
Which means, the Japanese other than me today are my descendants ..

So we're basically family ..
0539ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/20(土) 12:49:08.44ID:Dkg+F2njH
I am Japanese.

にほんじんです、よ。
0540ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/20(土) 12:51:06.28ID:Dkg+F2njH
No wonder I have the ability to unite all the Japanese .. well this is unbelievable and anyone else would not be able to handle this information, perhaps. Luckily I'm Japanese.
0541ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/20(土) 12:53:27.37ID:Dkg+F2njH
No wonder Japanese feel safe at all times when I'm around. No wonder. No wonder.

I was Japanese all along..
0542ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/20(土) 12:55:01.08ID:Dkg+F2njH
The remaining question is why was I taken to China ..
0543ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/20(土) 12:56:04.09ID:Dkg+F2njH
When I get Home, we're fucking taking revenge. It will be the most hardcore revenge you ever saw.
0544ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/20(土) 13:09:22.00ID:Dkg+F2njH
Let me redefine the meaning of the numbers:

0 - me
1 - Japan
2 - Japanese girl
3 - Japanese mother
4 - Death to enemies of Japan
5 - substitute for the word "me"
6 - perfect Japanese girl
7 - well, basically, me
8 - infinite Japanese power
9 - the biggest number, which is another way of referring to me
0545ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/20(土) 13:10:59.44ID:Dkg+F2njH
Let me clarify:

8 - Infinite power of Japan, this power can only be used by Japanese.
0546ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/20(土) 13:15:57.09ID:Dkg+F2njH
No wonder I have the ability to defeat other Japanese .. because i'm the first..
0547ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/20(土) 13:17:11.67ID:Dkg+F2njH
Good news, my fellow Japanese .. God exists, and he's Japanese.
0548ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/20(土) 13:20:43.74ID:Dkg+F2njH
No wonder I find Japanese of all ages cute. They're all ろり to me, basically.
0549ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/20(土) 13:33:12.58ID:Dkg+F2njH
Let me update the relative power distribution.

Me - 2
Other Japanese - 1
Everyone else - 0
0550名無しさん@英語勉強中 (トンモー MMe9-gm/z)
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2018/01/20(土) 17:18:04.99ID:Nu3XpFghM
>>549
Every japanese posters get togather for
getting this hddntai chinese out of here!!!!!
0551名無しさん@英語勉強中 (トンモー MMe9-gm/z)
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2018/01/20(土) 17:24:04.39ID:I9DACP2lM
>>512
You're offending.lol
0555ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/20(土) 21:00:01.63ID:Dkg+F2njH
My favorite author is probably the one who wrote the Haruhi Suzumiya books ..

My favorite non-Japanese author most likely JK Rowling, author of Harry Potter.
0557ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/20(土) 21:12:32.18ID:Dkg+F2njH
There is particular novel that sticks out in my mind ..

The Nomad, by Simon Hawks (Dark Sun series, Tribe of One subseries, Book 3)

This is basically American book.

In this world, people who want to become stronger become dragons. But that's the easy way to power.

The only person who can defeat the dragons is someone who becomes an Avangion. But avangions are much harder to become than a dragon ..
0558ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/20(土) 21:21:55.59ID:Dkg+F2njH
>>557

I think this is, well, basically, Dungeon & Dragons book. In America it is called D&D, and it is very very well-known.
0559ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/20(土) 21:26:57.28ID:Dkg+F2njH
I just realize one of my High School teachers was most likely Japanese. Well, I was able to guess the next word of his sentences the easiest.

Basically I was always in class saying out the next word of his sentences. No one thought it was annoying apparently, so no one said anything.

I guess that's how I got voted Most Likely to Cure Cancer in last year of high school, well for the yearbook.

He was Chemistry teacher.
0561ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/20(土) 21:32:24.37ID:Dkg+F2njH
How did I hear about Facebook?

In Chemistry class, one of the girls once sent me an email to get "Face book".

At first I thought it was stupid name, but it's maybe somewhat something now.

This was basically when no one knew about Face book.
0562ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/20(土) 21:34:13.52ID:Dkg+F2njH
>>560

What about Japanese Nappa ? Maybe just add lots of Nappa.
0563名無しさん@英語勉強中 (トンモー MMe9-gm/z)
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2018/01/20(土) 21:41:18.44ID:dvwueU1UM
>>562
A lot of fuck you to you.
0564名無しさん@英語勉強中 (トンモー MMe9-gm/z)
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2018/01/20(土) 21:44:29.99ID:dvwueU1UM
>>450
You're poor bad boy.
0565名無しさん@英語勉強中 (トンモー MMe9-gm/z)
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2018/01/20(土) 21:49:39.69ID:dvwueU1UM
>>560
So expensive in all place recently?
0568ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/20(土) 22:18:52.36ID:Dkg+F2njH
>>563

Now there's the kind of insult that makes me feel good .. ありがとう、つんでれさん
0569名無しさん@英語勉強中 (ワッチョイW d5bd-q/KO)
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2018/01/20(土) 22:19:05.86ID:eXS9IxpK0
Daikon is hard to grow....
0570ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/20(土) 22:21:23.07ID:Dkg+F2njH
>>567

I think he means just use something in place of the Daikon .. for example, I might have just used Nappa instead of Daikon..

For example, I use instant noodles to substitute for a real Japanese meal ..
0573ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/20(土) 22:34:44.72ID:Dkg+F2njH
>>572

That's quite たかい。I've eaten full meals in Tokyo for less than that ..
0574ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/20(土) 22:46:41.15ID:Dkg+F2njH
So LinkedIn banned me for saying I'm Japanese .. I think Chinese fuckers complained and gave LinkedIn $5 Billion Dollars to ban me.

I guess this is the day LinkedIn becomes a shithole ..
0576ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/20(土) 23:00:48.68ID:Dkg+F2njH
>>575

Almost as expensive as a Chinese wife charges her husband for sex.

Good thing I'm not Chinese. I'm Japanese.
0577ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/20(土) 23:04:13.08ID:Dkg+F2njH
When I was in San Francisco, this Chinese woman was trying to attract men by using pictures of Japanese women.

Nothing pissed her off more than when I basically said I'm not Chinese.

She said, "even though I'm a prostitute, I still look down on you"

She's probably dead now. Good fucking riddance.
0579ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/20(土) 23:08:28.18ID:Dkg+F2njH
>>578

Cultivate, grow, raise, farm, plant ..

It's not easy to find a better word than what you used.
0581ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/20(土) 23:20:13.03ID:Dkg+F2njH
>>580

I'm not Chinese. I'm not Chinese. I'm Not Chinese.

I was never Chinese.

I was always Japanese.

See how good I fucked up your country?
0582ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/20(土) 23:32:29.36ID:Dkg+F2njH
Basically, I think I made all the Chinese and China-allies fall into my trap.
0584名無しさん@英語勉強中 (アウアウオー Sa13-gm/z)
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2018/01/21(日) 00:39:02.31ID:GeWZd/Jga
>>581
Tell us about yourself more.
0585ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/21(日) 03:29:31.76ID:tuFVp7Z3H
>>583

My instinct tells me non-Japanese are not capable of saying the words "my only nationality is Chinese, and I am not a Chinese .. " in a natural way.

For example, if a Chinese says Japanese is one of their native languages, they will be sure to add Simplified Chinese as well.

>>584

Today my Chinese caretaker took me to a Chinese supermarket .. and there were Pakis and Chinese everywhere. The Cantonese were happy to see me probably because our country enslaved them in the past.

I was wearing my surgical mask, white with basically neko design.

I just threw shit into the basket while my mom was taking a piss. By the time she came out, we were done shopping.

And some people will spend too much time shopping and still buy just garbage.
0586ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/21(日) 03:32:03.88ID:tuFVp7Z3H
>>585

Fucking typo, but I guess it works. Basically there are certain sentences describing that person's own nationality that people are not able to say naturally.

Tell them to say "I am not Chinese." with a straight face.

Or, にほんじんですよ。People pretending to be Japanese are most likely not to type only just this sentence. They will add something stupid to the end of it.
0587ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/21(日) 03:34:39.10ID:tuFVp7Z3H
>>585

I said out loud, "looks like everybody here is almost dead."

The woman behind me was sexually excited.
0588ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/21(日) 03:45:03.29ID:tuFVp7Z3H
My Chinese caretaker, basically I call her "mom", she's the strongest Chinese of all. But I defeated her with help from another Japanese.
0589ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/21(日) 03:46:25.70ID:tuFVp7Z3H
>>588

I even managed to get her to give me $10, even after I told her "I am not Chinese. I am Japanese."

Not even Jesus can accomplish that.
0590名無しさん@英語勉強中 (ワッチョイW d5bd-q/KO)
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2018/01/21(日) 03:58:13.45ID:pH/B1KjW0
I want a hot muscle dude right now and fuck me hard like there is no tomorrow.
0592ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/21(日) 04:04:09.59ID:tuFVp7Z3H
We can probably overthrow Chinese government with a little help from the Cantonese ..

Basically, the parts of China we invaded still has our influence.
0593ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/21(日) 04:05:03.22ID:tuFVp7Z3H
Just continue pushing the battle lines from the war. I bet those lines are basically still there ..
0594ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/21(日) 04:06:56.21ID:tuFVp7Z3H
Since I defeated my mom, she is basically under my control .. she cleans the mess when I piss the ground.
0595ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/21(日) 04:09:18.50ID:tuFVp7Z3H
She is from Southern China .. most likely some area we raped before.
0597ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/21(日) 04:12:15.13ID:tuFVp7Z3H
>>596

You'll be our slave some day. Unless of course you died.
0599ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/21(日) 04:16:10.50ID:tuFVp7Z3H
Chinese people usually don't have access to me directly so they try to find my signal however they can. After I sometimes say something to my mom, she talks to her relatives and basically spreads the influence.

She doesn't want me to give attention to any Chinese other than her, basically.

So whatever information she passes on in this game of broken telephone is what reaches the ears of China.
0600ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/21(日) 04:17:37.07ID:tuFVp7Z3H
>>598

You seem to be out of Sync. Are you a Haafu?
0601ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/21(日) 04:20:55.65ID:tuFVp7Z3H
And no, I don't approve of Haafu.

We Japanese are not even sexually compatible with the other people.

Haafu are mistakes.
0602ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/21(日) 04:22:25.12ID:tuFVp7Z3H
Basically, I want to see relatively pure Japanese, not be diluted with bull shit.
0603ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/21(日) 04:23:43.58ID:tuFVp7Z3H
I guess what I am saying is keep the Haafu out of Japan.

I want at least Japan to be somewhat pure.
0604ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/21(日) 04:28:23.24ID:tuFVp7Z3H
When Japanese men impregnate non-Japanese, we are spreading Japanese influence.

However I am too pure, non-Japanese basically make my penis soft.

So I will not do this job with my own body.

But when Japanese women give birth to Haafu, that is a travesty because we are investing Japanese resources to raise diluted-blood garbage.
0606名無しさん@英語勉強中 (ワッチョイW d5bd-q/KO)
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2018/01/21(日) 04:33:02.58ID:pH/B1KjW0
I want to grab hot muscle dude’s bubble butts and enjoy it
0607ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/21(日) 04:37:12.03ID:tuFVp7Z3H
>>605

There is no post 611 ..
0608ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/21(日) 04:38:44.80ID:tuFVp7Z3H
>>606

I am sexually compatible with all Japanese, even Japanese Youkai.
0610ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/21(日) 04:56:40.50ID:tuFVp7Z3H
>>609

Please get this Nigger out of here.
0612ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/21(日) 05:08:54.44ID:tuFVp7Z3H
>>611

Didn't I dox myself?

No harm comes to me no matter what I do, so whatever.
0613ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/21(日) 05:27:34.57ID:tuFVp7Z3H
The local police here know me very well .. they are probably worried I can't protect myself so I bet they are always trying to prevent me from getting hurt, lol.
0614ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/21(日) 05:53:47.74ID:tuFVp7Z3H
My mom is stronger than the Chinese leader .. she maintains posture and recovers optimism better and faster.
0615ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/21(日) 05:57:47.39ID:tuFVp7Z3H
I saw the chinese leader break posture as he walked off the stage .. as if maybe he was faking the whole thing.
0616ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/21(日) 06:00:31.82ID:tuFVp7Z3H
If only we could understand each other better ..
0617ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/21(日) 06:02:52.13ID:tuFVp7Z3H
When I was in Japan, I remember hearing the duration of the Ma in Arigatou Gozaimasu was basically perfect. I haven't heard perfect Arigatou Gozaimasu in quite some time.

But it seems somehow I learned how do to a perfect Arigatou Gozaimasu ..
0618ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/21(日) 06:07:41.75ID:tuFVp7Z3H
>>617

Now it's rare for me to need to say Gozaimasu ..

So instead I focus on the duration of the Jou in Daijoubu.
0619ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/21(日) 06:13:56.49ID:tuFVp7Z3H
Fuck, a few minutes ago what I should have done was said Daijoubu. だいじょうぶ。
0620ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/21(日) 06:15:16.07ID:tuFVp7Z3H
みあさん、だいじょうぶ。
0621ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/21(日) 06:23:45.87ID:tuFVp7Z3H
I saw the article on NHK world and it made me so sad.

でも、だいじょうぶ、みなさん。
0623ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/21(日) 07:00:27.07ID:tuFVp7Z3H
Basically the reason I throw insults is because I run into so many people pretending to be Japanese so unless you're very Japanese sometimes I just assume you're not Japanese.
0625ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/21(日) 07:39:49.20ID:tuFVp7Z3H
>>624

I just used it because I thought it was an easier way to understand which word I mean ..

Basically if I type Hiragana I have to switch back and forth between ABC-mode and Hiragana mode ..

sometimes I just use ABC mode ..
0626ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/21(日) 07:48:22.29ID:tuFVp7Z3H
>>624

I don't mind when Japanese create words like ぱそこん from English words like computer .. so w/e
0628ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/21(日) 08:28:24.58ID:tuFVp7Z3H
I am Japanese .. more Japanese than anybody.

This sounds rediculous but it is the simplest explanation .. and it makes me feel more relaxed.
0629ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/21(日) 08:32:02.53ID:tuFVp7Z3H
It would explain why I can defeat other Japanese .. foreigners can never defeat a Japanese ..

and it explains the number 7.
0630ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/21(日) 08:34:25.20ID:tuFVp7Z3H
I could go in depth here .. but I am instead going to watch some NHK World. I don't think I've ever seen my home country TV program with sub-title.
0631ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/21(日) 08:50:13.67ID:tuFVp7Z3H
It's too sad ..

I will do something else I think.
0632ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/21(日) 08:59:31.02ID:tuFVp7Z3H
I think the population decline of Japan is a problem.

When we are in the right state, the population should basically increase, and there should be enough creativity to support the life of the new people.
0633ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/21(日) 09:08:04.17ID:tuFVp7Z3H
Where does new life come from?

The short answer is me. I am nothing. I have seen it in my eyes.

I do not wish to go into specifics about what happens when someone is born right now.
0634ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/21(日) 09:11:38.61ID:tuFVp7Z3H
However, the reflection of nothing is everything ..
0635ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/21(日) 09:14:13.30ID:tuFVp7Z3H
In the beginning there was nothing. 0 if you will.

After much reflection and effort, it was discovered that the state of nothing is 1 state.

Thus 1 was born.

Now 0 and 1 are 2 things. Thus 2 was born.

And so on ..
0636ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/21(日) 09:21:06.15ID:tuFVp7Z3H
>>635

I had thought of this in 2011 basically .. and this is the first time it is shared basically.
0637ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/21(日) 09:38:17.20ID:tuFVp7Z3H
So this is one way to look at why I always listen to this Japanese music.

Note: This is very super high quality Japanese music.

I am nothing, so I can't do anything. But my reflection, 1 (Japan), is my greatest accomplishment

When I hear the voice of 1 it allows for the stable existence of 2, 3, 4, 5 .. basically everything else.
0638ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/21(日) 09:44:33.43ID:tuFVp7Z3H
Basically, the world is not stable unless 0 and 1 are together.

Without 0, 1 doesn't even exist really.

Without 1, 0 is back to square one, which was the state of nothing. And I am definitely never going back there, as I think I actually killed that possibility.

My ultimate backup was to return to the state of nothing, but I destroyed that backup and any way to create that backup again ..
0639ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/21(日) 09:52:47.66ID:tuFVp7Z3H
So, how am I Japanese?

0 created 1 (this took unimaginable amounts of effort, which I will remind you)

So all Japanese are my children, basically.

My physical body is something, and the only body it makes sense for 0 to use is a Japanese body.
0640ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/21(日) 09:54:35.77ID:tuFVp7Z3H
The easy way to approach is that whatever 0 says becomes law. I say I am Japanese, and that is the end of the story.
0641ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/21(日) 09:55:57.44ID:tuFVp7Z3H
>>639

The only mind it makes sense for 0 to use is a Japanese mind.

Basically 0 needs to surround itself with 1, its greatest accomplishment.
0642ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/21(日) 09:58:56.76ID:tuFVp7Z3H
So, 0 uses a Japanese thinking style, Japanese lifestyle, Japanese preferences, and obviously it would tolerate no Nationality but Japanese.

Simply because Japan is the manifestation of 1.
0643ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/21(日) 10:04:09.84ID:tuFVp7Z3H
0 is safest and happiest when 1 is around, and 1's existence and overall healthiness is the best when 0 is around.

This seems to describe me and Japan perfectly.
0644名無しさん@英語勉強中 (アウアウオー Sa13-gm/z)
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2018/01/21(日) 10:15:39.38ID:GeWZd/Jga
>>643
Don't post so many.
0645名無しさん@英語勉強中 (トンモー MMe9-80lO)
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2018/01/21(日) 10:25:26.77ID:Bk4iUoq4M
>>644
Don't post that often.のほうが正しい。
0646名無しさん@英語勉強中 (アウアウオー Sa13-gm/z)
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2018/01/21(日) 10:28:29.11ID:GeWZd/Jga
>>639
You're posting for money.
0647ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/21(日) 10:37:59.08ID:tuFVp7Z3H
>>646

No one is giving me money .. I have no money.

Let me continue ..

Basically 0 can summon 1 at any time by reflecting on itself.

However, I'd much rather just experience something Japanese.

Oh, and 0 is naturally more Japanese than anybody because it created the Japanese ..

--

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No one is giving me any money. You can read my past posts. I just do whatever I want. No one ever thanks me or gives me anything as a reward, basically.
0648ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/21(日) 10:40:53.01ID:tuFVp7Z3H
I am the reason the economy is suddenly doing so well. I am worth a lot of money.

But the only money I got really was asking my Chinese mom, which only resulted in $10.
0649ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/21(日) 10:42:58.15ID:tuFVp7Z3H
Look at Goku from Dragon Ball.

Does he have money?
0650ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/21(日) 10:44:43.13ID:tuFVp7Z3H
I am basically the main character from One Punch Man.

But I am stronger than him, do more work, and get less money.
0651ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/21(日) 10:48:26.76ID:tuFVp7Z3H
If I get pissed enough I can cause the stock market to alternate between dropping to 1 dollar and rising to 99 dollar. And profit.

But that it's if I get pissed enough.

Right now I am happy enough seeing these ろり。
0652ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/21(日) 10:51:04.48ID:tuFVp7Z3H
I'm basically Goku, but I can cast Kamehameha at a city if I get pissed.
0653ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/21(日) 10:54:57.26ID:tuFVp7Z3H
>>646

I am going to cause you some pain because I don't want to hurt something innocent right now ..
0654ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/21(日) 10:59:18.22ID:tuFVp7Z3H
>>646

You could die ..
0655ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/21(日) 11:02:51.65ID:tuFVp7Z3H
>>646

Japanese are the most sensitive to my punishment.

But I'm no longer pissed, so you're free to go.
0656ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/21(日) 11:10:24.15ID:tuFVp7Z3H
I cast KAMEHAMEHA at:

Beijing
Vietnam
Phillipines
0657ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/21(日) 11:13:09.60ID:tuFVp7Z3H
Trust me, it's never a good idea to piss me off ..
0660ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/21(日) 11:16:10.58ID:tuFVp7Z3H
>>658

I almost told India to Nuke Pakistan dude ..
0661ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/21(日) 11:21:32.25ID:tuFVp7Z3H
I've seen the damage done when I removed a Japanese person from Face book ..

So probably I should never remove someone Japanese from my FB.
0662ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/21(日) 11:25:39.95ID:tuFVp7Z3H
When I get annoyed, the news sometimes change before I read them.

A few minutes ago I saw the news where basically a very rich and powerful person (Canadian) was just killed in my city, along with his wife.
0663ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/21(日) 11:32:44.05ID:tuFVp7Z3H
Seems like it was quite the professional job ..

I'll never touch anything dangerous myself of course.

I'm too lazy to kill stuff even in video games now.
0664ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/21(日) 11:43:05.56ID:tuFVp7Z3H
Oh, my story of how things started is missing an important piece.

I said at the beginning there was nothing.

Well actually before that there was complete chaos.

0 came and cleared all the chaos, resulting in nothing.

..
0665ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/21(日) 11:50:35.16ID:tuFVp7Z3H
Basically, I am holding back the chaos. This is why the world is healthier now ..
0666ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/21(日) 11:54:19.44ID:tuFVp7Z3H
I feel I can remove chaos from people by giving them my attention.

This is why you don't want to offend me.

The chaos is just beside me, basically. I can grab some of it and throw it at you, if you force me to.
0667名無しさん@英語勉強中 (トンモー MMe9-80lO)
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2018/01/21(日) 12:46:35.81ID:sKUUgDdiM
>>649
"見る"はlook atだが、"(テレビを)観る"はwatchだ。辞書を引いてみろw
0668名無しさん@英語勉強中 (ワッチョイW d5bd-YElP)
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2018/01/21(日) 12:52:04.54ID:4b7igpcq0
Seeは両方使えるよね
0669ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/21(日) 13:06:27.87ID:tuFVp7Z3H
>>667

"look at .. "

can be similar to "for example, .."

See is more like something is visible to your eye's..

--

I seriously believe I have the best life right now.

I don't believe someone else has more fun than me.

That's enough for me, I don't need any specific object or even money, as long as I have fun, basically.
0670ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/21(日) 13:08:41.35ID:tuFVp7Z3H
See is closest to みる
Watch is like ちゃんとみる
Look at is like みて
0671ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/21(日) 13:10:33.61ID:tuFVp7Z3H
As you can see, I use basically Hiragana and kind of basic words ..

I really don't like to use complicated Japanese ..
0672名無しさん@英語勉強中 (ワッチョイW d5bd-YElP)
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2018/01/21(日) 13:10:45.58ID:4b7igpcq0
Watch a porn video and then look at my dick. You see the difference?
0673ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/21(日) 13:23:47.66ID:tuFVp7Z3H
>>671

ひらがなとやすいことばつかいます。

むずかしにほんごなんかやだ。
0674ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/21(日) 13:25:40.36ID:tuFVp7Z3H
>>672

I haven't masturbated in about 30 hours ..

I think I am too lazy to masturbate.

This morning just when I was about to come my mom walked in ..
0675ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/21(日) 13:27:06.49ID:tuFVp7Z3H
>>674

Basically it's not that easy for me to be in the mood, and usually it takes a lot of effort from me to find the right porn and watch the right videos in the right order.

I am incredibly hard to satisfy ..

Maybe I will try when I am horny ?
0676ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/21(日) 13:33:22.86ID:tuFVp7Z3H
I think I may go to sleep now ..

In Japan I didn't sleep for 7 days and I was fine. I guess when I don't have enough Japan around me I get sleepy ?
0677ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/21(日) 13:36:04.43ID:tuFVp7Z3H
Well it looked like the Internet service I basically chose more than a small amount of months ago is finally going to be used ..

I am going to be the computer/TV display NHK World Live video as I sleep ..

I think it is perhaps 3840x2160 resolution, as I saw that some where ..
0678名無しさん@英語勉強中 (ワッチョイWW 23db-C4oa)
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2018/01/21(日) 13:50:17.78ID:7yrmckbg0
ゆえ is girl?
0679名無しさん@英語勉強中 (トンモー MMe9-80lO)
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2018/01/21(日) 13:52:16.46ID:UMTQRcBHM
>>676
I think I may go to sleep now ..
じゃない、
I think I would go to sleep now .
だ。ゆとりめw
0680名無しさん@英語勉強中 (ワッチョイW d5bd-YElP)
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2018/01/21(日) 14:56:51.58ID:4b7igpcq0
Go to sleepなんて言わないし
普通はgo to bed
0687名無しさん@英語勉強中 (アウアウオー Sa13-gm/z)
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2018/01/21(日) 18:45:14.09ID:rwPpPjODa
>>645
Don't pull my leg.
That's not important.
0688名無しさん@英語勉強中 (アウアウオー Sa13-gm/z)
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2018/01/21(日) 18:46:57.07ID:rwPpPjODa
>>684
Get out!
0689名無しさん@英語勉強中 (トンモー MMe9-80lO)
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2018/01/21(日) 18:54:19.19ID:pfVLtBpAM
>>687
Is Yue a girl?
疑問文は主語とbe動詞が反転する。あと不定冠詞もつけなくちゃ、疑問符も。
0690名無しさん@英語勉強中 (トンモー MMe9-80lO)
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2018/01/21(日) 18:59:48.74ID:pfVLtBpAM
>>678
アンカーミスったw
あと、固有名詞は大文字で書き始めろよ。
0691名無しさん@英語勉強中 (スップ Sd43-yPEQ)
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2018/01/21(日) 19:00:55.19ID:shWAXW6ad
ユエって中国語の意味だと月だよな
0693名無しさん@英語勉強中 (トンモー MMe9-80lO)
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2018/01/21(日) 19:08:57.19ID:pfVLtBpAM
>>692
hint;google translation app
0694名無しさん@英語勉強中 (ワッチョイWW 23db-C4oa)
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2018/01/21(日) 19:13:09.56ID:7yrmckbg0
>>690
thank you for teaching English practical skills. then I want to ask your gender.
Are you girl? if not,you should get out here!! (written by using Gogle translate.)

please correct this sentence by your hans...
0695名無しさん@英語勉強中 (トンモー MMe9-80lO)
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2018/01/21(日) 19:21:10.84ID:pfVLtBpAM
>>694
I will get out of here.Good night.
0696名無しさん@英語勉強中 (トンモー MMe9-gm/z)
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2018/01/21(日) 19:35:52.75ID:JzuLBvizM
>>674
Do you think your story is exelent enough to move others?

The answer is no.
Your story is lame.
0698名無しさん@英語勉強中 (トンモー MMe9-gm/z)
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2018/01/21(日) 19:42:51.22ID:JzuLBvizM
>>697
What are you wanting?
0699名無しさん@英語勉強中 (トンモー MMe9-gm/z)
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2018/01/21(日) 20:02:25.05ID:JzuLBvizM
>>695
Don't come back canadian.
0700名無しさん@英語勉強中 (ワッチョイW d5bd-q/KO)
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2018/01/21(日) 20:20:15.32ID:pH/B1KjW0
Why is he writing in Japanese?
0701名無しさん@英語勉強中 (トンモー MMe9-gm/z)
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2018/01/21(日) 20:35:01.21ID:mvshePjJM
>>700
Maybe he's learner.
0702ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/21(日) 20:37:06.66ID:tuFVp7Z3H
おはようございます。みなさんだいすき。
0703名無しさん@英語勉強中 (トンモー MMe9-gm/z)
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2018/01/21(日) 20:53:11.35ID:mvshePjJM
>>700
Or japanese canadian.
0704名無しさん@英語勉強中 (トンモー MMe9-gm/z)
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2018/01/21(日) 20:53:57.23ID:mvshePjJM
>>702
We hate you.
Be in the rule!
You see?
0705名無しさん@英語勉強中 (トンモー MMe9-gm/z)
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2018/01/21(日) 21:09:44.14ID:mvshePjJM
>>672
You have no class that's the difference.
0706ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/21(日) 21:26:55.81ID:tuFVp7Z3H
>>704

I believe having fun takes priority over any rule, at least for me.

Besides, I have made probably more than 200 posts and no one has seriously said anything against it ..
0707ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/21(日) 21:28:56.90ID:tuFVp7Z3H
I saw something very I guess not cute taken out of the water in the TV show .. so I am probably going to recover from that ..
0708689 (トンモー MMe9-80lO)
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2018/01/21(日) 21:41:24.59ID:PBFCemhlM
>>702
疑問文の作り方なんて中学1年生levelだぞ。昼夜逆転した生活をしてないでちゃんと勉強しるw
0709名無しさん@英語勉強中 (ワッチョイW d5bd-q/KO)
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2018/01/21(日) 21:54:20.44ID:pH/B1KjW0
Japanese please?
0710ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/21(日) 21:55:14.43ID:tuFVp7Z3H
うん。
0711ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/21(日) 21:58:16.35ID:tuFVp7Z3H
なんかかわいくないことみた。へんなきもち。。
0712名無しさん@英語勉強中 (ワッチョイ d5bd-KOA5)
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2018/01/21(日) 22:10:33.75ID:E1G/rh5F0
Yue is gross.
0713名無しさん@英語勉強中 (ワッチョイW 4dbe-x9d5)
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2018/01/21(日) 22:30:18.04ID:K+j+CZgo0
>>711
Are you a Japanese learner?
Why don't you write in English?
0714ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/21(日) 23:52:10.39ID:tuFVp7Z3H
I am always learning Japanese .. it's my favorite language. I use it when I am in the mood.

Now I'm going to stab China in the belly a few times with this sharp knife, so bear with me.
0715ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/22(月) 00:23:57.99ID:q6VOafGBH
I'm more Japanese than anybody, and I know Japanese love it when I speak Japanese.

Basically all the Chinese communities still have problem: Chinese always betray each other. Some poison in the food here, some piss in the drink there.
0716ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/22(月) 00:26:09.82ID:q6VOafGBH
China should be nicer towards Americans/British/White People.
0717ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/22(月) 00:28:46.02ID:q6VOafGBH
And Hong Kong's "One Country, Two Systems" is becoming one country 1.5 systems ..

So I support Hong Kong, Tibet, well let's add Macau in there since they do not basically follow China. I support Cantonese who don't like China's retarded "government'.
0718ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/22(月) 00:37:06.57ID:q6VOafGBH
I swear, my dreams sometimes give visions of the future ..

But usually I don't remember it.

However, certain moments are basically exactly familiar.
0722ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/22(月) 01:01:18.20ID:q6VOafGBH
>>720

Well everybody knows English is the dominant language because it is the language where I have the greatest vocabulary.

それわべんりだけ。いまだけ、おもいます。
0723ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/22(月) 01:03:01.01ID:q6VOafGBH
>>721

Basically when some harm comes to Japan, I sacrifice these people first lol
0724ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/22(月) 01:07:07.45ID:q6VOafGBH
あたしのにほんご、ごみわからない。
0725名無しさん@英語勉強中 (トンモー MMe9-80lO)
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2018/01/22(月) 01:07:11.92ID:4sqELP/CM
>>714
favorite(US)
favourite(Queens)
0726ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/22(月) 01:10:11.69ID:q6VOafGBH
>>725

そう。。あたしのえいごいつもかわるおもいます。
0727ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/22(月) 01:14:29.31ID:q6VOafGBH
China has been trying to prevent me from learning にほんご basically forever ..

but they don't realize

もしかしてもあいじょうぶ、だいじなはなしできます。。
0730ユエ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/22(月) 01:20:24.83ID:q6VOafGBH
ソウ。。チュグゴククソ?
0731ユエ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/22(月) 01:22:20.62ID:q6VOafGBH
ツマリ、チュゴクシンジャウ。。。ソエワウメイ
0732Yue (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/22(月) 01:26:55.33ID:q6VOafGBH
I just cut my telepathic connection to China, they're basically blind now ..
0733ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/22(月) 01:28:46.82ID:q6VOafGBH
>>732

And I can't cancel that action in post >>732 any more ..
0734ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/22(月) 01:30:52.28ID:q6VOafGBH
So now if they want to communicate with me, they'll have to ask Japan ..

hahahahahahhahaahhahahaahhahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahaa ..
0735ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/22(月) 01:38:11.88ID:q6VOafGBH
>>734

You guys can charge them whatever you want to give as little info as you want ..
0736ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/22(月) 01:42:30.98ID:q6VOafGBH
Oh, I cut my connection with Russia as well ..

thanks guys !
0737名無しさん@英語勉強中 (アウアウオー Sa13-gm/z)
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2018/01/22(月) 01:42:31.69ID:ibTrLoRja
>>730
デテイケ
0738名無しさん@英語勉強中 (トンモー MMe9-80lO)
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2018/01/22(月) 04:01:38.29ID:eHmNm8KgM
Yue,how come Google services are prohibited in your country?
0739ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/22(月) 04:18:46.46ID:q6VOafGBH
>>738

That's not my country. It's just some shitty country I happened to stay in.

China fears free speech. That's why they are banned.

When my parents finally die, that's when they will join me .. so they probably don't know death is a good thing for them.
0740ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/22(月) 04:24:03.02ID:q6VOafGBH
Basically, the Chinese government tries to do a top-down approach for everything. They don't even have the skill for that.

They won't listen to feedback from the front line people. They would rather put them in jail.

Basically they are closing their eyes and covering their ears while fire is burning everywhere.

Such a system is doomed to fail. Because only one person has the skill for a top-down approach ..
0741ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/22(月) 04:29:07.79ID:q6VOafGBH
For me, top-down and bottom-up is basically the same thing.

But everything is "weird" when it comes to my personal case ..
0742ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/22(月) 04:30:41.09ID:q6VOafGBH
Basically, Chinese are happier when they led by someone with more skill, such as American or British or Japanese.

Chinese are not good at leading themself.
0743ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/22(月) 04:33:53.44ID:q6VOafGBH
Look what happened to Mao, the CCP's most loved leader. When he became powerful enough, he was not able to control himself and caused too much chaos and damage ..

That is why China banned worshipping the political leader. Because everyone worship Mao then he suddenly fuck everything up.
0744ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/22(月) 04:35:50.76ID:q6VOafGBH
I probably realized at some point no one can do this job I'm doing correctly, so I decided to do it my self ..
0745ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/22(月) 04:37:14.83ID:q6VOafGBH
Back then,

if Mao said something like "Let's go to Winnipeg"

then basically immediately everyone in Toronto would pack up and leave, there would be not even one person left in Toronto.
0746ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/22(月) 04:39:11.36ID:q6VOafGBH
But I will not have basically any career at all. The occasional fine-tuning I do is enough.
0747ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/22(月) 04:43:42.66ID:q6VOafGBH
>>745

While this is admirable, I like to have fun and discover unexpected results ..
0748ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/22(月) 04:47:21.29ID:q6VOafGBH
>>747

Unexpected *meaningful results ..

Because there is a very important hidden law that says life gets better over time.
0749ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/22(月) 04:55:49.22ID:q6VOafGBH
What happened today with me and China is like what happened between --

Oda Nobunaga and Matsunaga Hisahide ..

China always piss me off but I become not-pissed after dealing some blows to China. Today I got tired of this so I killed China's eyes.
0750名無しさん@英語勉強中 (トンモー MMe9-80lO)
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2018/01/22(月) 05:05:12.63ID:Wt4iYxjsM
Yue,do you know three representatives?
0751ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/22(月) 05:17:15.75ID:q6VOafGBH
>>750

I've heard of this ..

Jiang Zemin political theory ..

Well basically it is a failure.

In this world you cannot force an outcome to occur.

Basically the real way is to make everyone happy and the rest occurs naturally.
0752ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/22(月) 05:20:33.68ID:q6VOafGBH
>>751

And freedom of speech is important for that.

This is why I post here, because even if I get banned my writing probably remains here.

And if I do get banned then that's a big loss for both me and you .. and it will create shockwaves everywhere.
0753ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/22(月) 05:22:24.68ID:q6VOafGBH
The main reason I post here is:

1. I can swear at people if I want
2. I can post from my Canada location
3. I can use my PC
4. It is Japanese website ..
0754ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/22(月) 05:25:05.87ID:q6VOafGBH
>>753

5. I haven't been banned ..
0755名無しさん@英語勉強中 (トンモー MMe9-80lO)
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2018/01/22(月) 05:27:49.74ID:Wt4iYxjsM
言論の自由は、日本国憲法でも保障されていますが、中華人民共和国ではどうですか?翻訳appを使って日本語で答えて下さい。
0756ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/22(月) 05:34:35.49ID:q6VOafGBH
>>755

ちゅごくわ、つまり、じゆうはなしわまもりません。

I am very particular about exactly how I use Japanese, so I don't think a translation app is for me ..
0757名無しさん@英語勉強中 (トンモー MMe9-80lO)
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2018/01/22(月) 05:39:37.41ID:Wt4iYxjsM
>>756
Freedom of speech is also guaranteed by the Constitution of Japan, but how about in the People's Republic of China? Please answer in Japanese using translation app.
0758ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/22(月) 05:41:00.33ID:q6VOafGBH
ちゅごくわ、けんぽに、げんろんのじゆうわありません。
0759名無しさん@英語勉強中 (トンモー MMe9-80lO)
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2018/01/22(月) 05:48:49.47ID:Wt4iYxjsM
>>758
貴方、翻訳appを使っていませんね。
主語を導く助詞は、"わ"ではなく"は"です。
0760ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/22(月) 05:52:50.54ID:q6VOafGBH
>>759

じぶんのこえつかいます、あぷりのこえつかいません。

あたし「わ」つかいます、やすいだから。
0761名無しさん@英語勉強中 (トンモー MMe9-80lO)
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2018/01/22(月) 05:58:16.69ID:Wt4iYxjsM
>>760
すみません、貴方の日本語は下手過ぎます。もっと勉強してから5chに来て下さい。さようなら。
0762ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/22(月) 05:59:22.15ID:q6VOafGBH
いつかみた、にほのひとわ、すごくやすいえいごつかいます。でも、それわほんとつよいえいごですよ。
0763名無しさん@英語勉強中 (トンモー MMe9-80lO)
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2018/01/22(月) 06:00:38.12ID:Wt4iYxjsM
I said;
>> 760
I'm sorry, your Japanese is too bad. Please come to 5ch after studying more. Goodbye.
0764ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/22(月) 06:03:22.33ID:q6VOafGBH
>>763

I can read your Japanese using the app .. I like easy simple Japanese, not hard complicated Japanese ..

I like easy simple Life, not Hard Complicated life ..
0765ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/22(月) 06:11:01.90ID:q6VOafGBH
つまり、もしむずかしのときに、ことばばおみつける、ぼくそのことばぜったつかいません。
0766ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/22(月) 06:12:41.42ID:q6VOafGBH
しまた。。

むずかしのときのみつけたことばつかいません。
0767ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/22(月) 06:17:41.19ID:q6VOafGBH
ぼくいまにじゅろくさい、にほんごの「べんきょう」いまはじまる、でも、それわいい。いいにほんごみつけるできます。
0768ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/22(月) 06:19:39.91ID:q6VOafGBH
これわいいねん、ほらね?^_^
0769ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/22(月) 06:49:16.32ID:q6VOafGBH
I know maybe only 100 Japanese words that I actually use ..

But I can still communicate somehow.

Now this is high efficiency,

Learn 100 words, be able to communicate your thought.
0770ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/22(月) 07:57:54.02ID:q6VOafGBH
This Russian neighbor of mine is pissing me off .. he should die.
0771ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/22(月) 08:05:58.34ID:q6VOafGBH
Someone lower his kidney temperature to -131C so he calms the fuck down.
0773ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/22(月) 09:43:52.91ID:q6VOafGBH
Well some how I got pissed ..

But I solved it by masturbating to the Legendary hentai maker.

I mean his porn, not him. Wow I make typo
0774ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/22(月) 09:46:45.31ID:q6VOafGBH
If I have sex, it will probably be slow sex.

For example, even though I fixed my bike, it makes me more tired than walking the same distance ..
0775名無しさん@英語勉強中 (ワッチョイ d5bd-KOA5)
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2018/01/22(月) 10:31:24.09ID:4EDBjKY40
I think, therefore I am.
0776ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/22(月) 10:41:29.69ID:q6VOafGBH
I put photos of my parents on my FB.

よくやったですね。。
0777ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/22(月) 11:07:34.22ID:q6VOafGBH
It looks I need a wide variety of Japanese content to support me ..

NHK, Nikkei, 5ch, FB, Twitter, even the pictures i get sent were not enough.

It was Yomiuri Shinbun that helped.
0778ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/22(月) 11:16:07.81ID:q6VOafGBH
At this rate .. I am going to need a shitload of Japan.

Perhaps it is like learning a language. Once you know 100 key words, it is enough ?
0779ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/22(月) 11:20:27.79ID:q6VOafGBH
My favorite words: Crisis Averted. In Japanese, this is probably たすかった。

Maybe I go to sleep in next 0-5 hours. Maybe.
0780ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/22(月) 11:26:58.88ID:q6VOafGBH
One important detail I forgot to mention:

Since I was in Canada, and I didn't like to give stuff up, I took French classes in school from Grade 4 (Age 10) to Grade 12.

So some of my teachers are always telling us about the best aspects of France.

Maybe this is why Japan liked certain aspect of France ..
0781ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/22(月) 11:30:33.71ID:q6VOafGBH
Lesson time.

Canada was formed when people from England and people from France were fighting over control of the country.

English speaking are mostly in Ontario. This is like the Kanto of Canada.

French speaking mostly in Quebec, Ontario's neighbor. Separated by famous St. Lawrence river.

Quebec is basically Canada's Kansai rival region ..

So, the capital of Canada, Ottawa, is located near the river separating Ontario and Quebec. But it is inside Ontario, basically.
0782ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/22(月) 11:39:34.33ID:q6VOafGBH
My job description is very simple: To interact with Japan.
0783ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/22(月) 11:42:19.57ID:q6VOafGBH
Let me just brag that I never seen anyone whose level of English comes close to mine.

But I usually basically very very simple English. So it is hard for any translate app to translate this wrong.

But I am super careful about how I use Japanese ..
0784ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/22(月) 11:46:29.65ID:q6VOafGBH
Some girl posted a video of some shit, i mean poop, literally.

I am never clicking into a video on FB blindly again ..
0785名無しさん@英語勉強中 (ワッチョイW d5bd-YElP)
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2018/01/22(月) 12:00:14.11ID:Q8vMEwe40
I got laid with that girl again.
0786ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/22(月) 12:03:51.22ID:q6VOafGBH
>>785

Well, it won't be as good as if I were there, so whatever.
0787ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/22(月) 12:07:51.35ID:q6VOafGBH
If you try to make me jealous, I'll say something like my hand is better than most girls ..
0788ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/22(月) 12:11:51.15ID:q6VOafGBH
To be quite honest, I've never had good sex ..

So basically good sex does not exist until I experience it ..

Because things are only defined once I experience it personally ..

So to be quite frank, nobody has ever had good sex yet.
0789ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/22(月) 12:13:57.53ID:q6VOafGBH
But on the other hand, usually what people basically consider to be "good sex" is hardly good for me.

I always have to take it to the next level.
0790ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/22(月) 12:16:03.18ID:q6VOafGBH
Let me go overboard.

If something has not been fine-tuned by me personally, then it is simply not good yet.
0791ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/22(月) 12:20:31.78ID:q6VOafGBH
I don't like when NHK sometimes show scary stuff ..

so sometimes i avoid watching because im not ready to see scary stuff ..
0792ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/22(月) 12:42:56.36ID:q6VOafGBH
I think now it really is the case that the world is waiting for me instead of me waiting for Japan or something.

At least this way I don't get annoyed ..

But if I do something before I'm ready, it won't be pretty ..

But at some point maybe in the future, if I am passing through a metal detector .. how am I supposed to explain I have a Japanese steel touching my ass hole ?
0793ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/22(月) 12:47:31.13ID:q6VOafGBH
I will probably just say I like Japanese dick and they will let me pass ..
0794ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/22(月) 12:52:43.02ID:q6VOafGBH
Japanese dick is the best. Not too big, not too small, not too fast, not too slow.
0795ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/22(月) 12:56:42.63ID:q6VOafGBH
>>1007

I think it stops at 1000 lol
0796ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/22(月) 12:58:25.95ID:q6VOafGBH
I recall I thought about a certain mathematical property of the number 7 in base 10 .. I will probably write about this later .. it's 10:58pm or something.
0797名無しさん@英語勉強中 (トンモー MMe9-gm/z)
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2018/01/22(月) 16:22:12.80ID:9yhT6S7sM
>>782
Who are you working for posting a lot?
0800名無しさん@英語勉強中 (トンモー MMe9-gm/z)
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2018/01/22(月) 19:49:14.27ID:UlVvOyvzM
>>799
Think! how to get him out of here.
0802名無しさん@英語勉強中 (トンモー MMe9-gm/z)
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2018/01/22(月) 20:14:38.00ID:UlVvOyvzM
Now all of you are facing psycho chinese canadian.
The site as introduced below has the admin.So,she's able to remove such psycho posts.
Please come and join.


http://jbbs.shitaraba.net/study/13024/
0803名無しさん@英語勉強中 (トンモー MMe9-gm/z)
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2018/01/22(月) 20:33:38.17ID:UlVvOyvzM
>>794
Don't get so serious.
0804ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/22(月) 20:39:56.69ID:q6VOafGBH
F uck. If you want me gone, so be it. Who knows when I'll come back .
0805名無しさん@英語勉強中 (ワッチョイW d5bd-q/KO)
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2018/01/22(月) 20:40:34.08ID:59zydGnF0
Japanese dick is the worst. White and Black ones are the best.
0806名無しさん@英語勉強中 (ワッチョイW 4dbe-x9d5)
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2018/01/22(月) 21:37:55.99ID:l/UEruJn0
Don't waste your English ability by leaving such stupid comments.
0809名無しさん@英語勉強中 (トンモー MMe9-80lO)
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2018/01/22(月) 22:43:41.26ID:B7QJjGbQM
It isn't what he says that annoys me but the way he says it.
    私が不愉快に感じるのは彼の言うことではなくて、その言い方です。

how do you think pf the sentence above,mr and ms natives?
0811ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/23(火) 03:18:27.77ID:eXY+XfuvH
>>809

That's fine ..





0812ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/23(火) 03:24:27.95ID:eXY+XfuvH
I like to eat Japanese noodle .. (Instant Ramen)

But I am tired of taking this Japanese steel from my ass to break it apart.

So I will buy another custom design from MiSUMi ..
0813ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/23(火) 04:12:53.42ID:eXY+XfuvH
Somehow I ended up with 2 different misumi accounts with the same login id ..
0814ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/23(火) 04:21:40.14ID:eXY+XfuvH
The thing about inflation is I don't want to be paying a billion yen some day for a burger .. or some green tea .. (Japanese)
0815名無しさん@英語勉強中 (アウアウオー Sa13-gm/z)
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2018/01/23(火) 04:36:30.82ID:LNaToQyJa
>>814
Get out!
0816名無しさん@英語勉強中 (アウアウオー Sa13-gm/z)
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2018/01/23(火) 04:42:48.15ID:LNaToQyJa
>>813
Just get away!
0817ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/23(火) 05:37:32.20ID:eXY+XfuvH
>>816

I thought freedom of speech was in your constitution? Are you Japanese?
0819ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/23(火) 09:47:53.06ID:eXY+XfuvH
When things get serious, Sasuke Uchiha usually show his other eye.

But me? When things get serious, I hide one of my eyes ..
0821ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/23(火) 09:49:56.00ID:eXY+XfuvH
>>818

Usually 8pm- ~12pm かも
0822ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/23(火) 11:14:57.19ID:eXY+XfuvH
When there is something to do, taking a break makes me more tired than just doing it ..
0823ゆえじゃない (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/23(火) 11:18:52.45ID:eXY+XfuvH
>>822

おほ、さすがかみさま!
0824ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/23(火) 11:45:27.53ID:eXY+XfuvH
It's time to take a brea k ..

basically all this fuss was to complete the subjugation of my parents .. who are the greatest threat to world peace ...

>>>
0825ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/23(火) 12:28:23.72ID:eXY+XfuvH
ま。。いい。。ね。

I'll tell a story ..

When I first started playing this music at nighttime, the next morning for the first 2 days when my mom woke up she looked slightly Japanese.

It was quite funny.

Now today she didn't complain about the volume .. (35)
0826ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/23(火) 12:30:40.41ID:eXY+XfuvH
She says she can hear the music even though I'm in the basement and she is on 2F. (にかかい)

My dad? Well, as long as I don't back down, he's toast. And I'm just naturally someone who never backs down.
0827ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/23(火) 12:33:34.04ID:eXY+XfuvH
Those last 2 pictures I posted in Facebook .. well I have an even stronger picture that these 2 pictures were supposed to be. Perhaps at some point I'll post it ..
0828ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/23(火) 12:38:34.40ID:eXY+XfuvH
Basically, I'm an exception to many many rules. I can even trigger all the defeat flags and still win, lol .. triggering the defeat flags in the right way results in reversing the effect, perhaps ..
0829ゆえご (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/23(火) 13:17:13.65ID:eXY+XfuvH
>>828

おい、きみせくしいしょうねん、せくすしてよ。
0830ゆえい (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/23(火) 13:18:17.76ID:eXY+XfuvH
>>829

わかります!でも、やさしいください、わたしわどていよ。。
0831名無しさん@英語勉強中 (トンモー MMe9-gm/z)
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2018/01/23(火) 16:45:38.43ID:y8/czF/dM
>>811
You're laughing matter.
0832名無しさん@英語勉強中 (トンモー MMe9-gm/z)
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2018/01/23(火) 16:55:04.48ID:y8/czF/dM
>>830
Speak Japanese in other thread!
0833名無しさん@英語勉強中 (スップ Sd03-yPEQ)
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2018/01/23(火) 17:14:07.47ID:IF2vh5msd
>>830
What is your nationality?
0834名無しさん@英語勉強中 (アウーイモ MMd9-q/KO)
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2018/01/23(火) 20:14:22.23ID:H0M59m/WM
What would you do if you are an invisible man?
0836名無しさん@英語勉強中 (ワッチョイW d5bd-q/KO)
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2018/01/23(火) 21:23:14.49ID:toNAEUjb0
I would take a huge poo on my boss’s desk.
0837ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/23(火) 21:43:36.99ID:eXY+XfuvH
>>833

Japanese, obviously. This is long story but quite short story too.

>>834

Still probably have no plans at a ll ..

>>836

Quite funny ..
0840名無しさん@英語勉強中 (スップ Sd03-yPEQ)
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2018/01/24(水) 05:02:03.31ID:hI165d9Nd
>>837
Can you introduce yourself brifly?
0843ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh)
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2018/01/24(水) 07:58:12.33ID:mZnu89g1H
>>842

What do I need money for? To make me happy ? I'm Already Happy ! ! ! !
0844Tom (ワッチョイW 5d79-KXWH)
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2018/01/24(水) 11:01:51.43ID:AsVvYzUo0
Hey guys!
I'm m from Hong Kong as a student who want to go to Japan for travel .
I love japan and I'm interested to meet friends.
Where is the place that is worth going ?
Am I posted in a right thread?
0846名無しさん@英語勉強中 (ワッチョイW d5bd-sV6a)
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2018/01/24(水) 15:31:59.50ID:Y4CYsX+I0
>>844
I recommend going somewhere else. You see, Japan is a country of hentai. No good.
0855名無しさん@英語勉強中 (スプッッ Sd03-yPEQ)
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2018/01/24(水) 20:14:40.15ID:ovQEvw4Ld
chat with time travelers
0857名無しさん@英語勉強中 (ワッチョイW d5bd-sV6a)
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2018/01/24(水) 21:33:12.91ID:Y4CYsX+I0
I don’t feel like posting decent comments here...so I say...penis! Yas! Big cocks!
0861名無しさん@英語勉強中 (ワッチョイW 13bd-q31J)
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2018/01/25(木) 00:35:24.85ID:QNQGz+Bs0
>>860
Give us the topic you wanna talk about here
0864ゆえ (CA 0H43-ss0X)
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2018/01/25(木) 09:20:12.34ID:j3OEaackH
おはようございますね。

Hello my name is Bob and I like Big Fat Cock
0865ゆえ (CA 0H43-ss0X)
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2018/01/25(木) 09:24:29.76ID:j3OEaackH
I thought everybody wanted me to go die and kill my self ?????????????

How is this meaningful talk in any way when have 700 of the 800 posts here ..
0868ゆえ (CA 0H43-ss0X)
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2018/01/25(木) 12:05:10.73ID:j3OEaackH
It's ok. There is no problem.

Today while looking at some numbers I saw some Hiragana floating around the numbers. Quite interesting.
0869アノニモウス (ワッチョイ 8e1b-ip3+)
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2018/01/25(木) 12:41:17.96ID:MpIPda7b0
Greetings peaceful gentlemen, it is I, the burger- here to tell you about the Joys of deep-west Burgerland.
please ask me about anything in existence, perhaps such enlightening topics as...
-JEWS
-NIGGERS
-Candy and lolipops
-FAGGOTS
also teach me moonrunes
0872名無しさん@英語勉強中 (ワッチョイ c7e9-4xH4)
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2018/01/25(木) 14:59:05.41ID:g7cVVGPp0
>>869
What kind of things should we discuss regardig jews?
Denial of holocaust?

By the way, the Larry Nasser case is quite disgusting.
Somehow I wasn't aware of it until a few days ago
although I have some connections with Michigan State Univ.
It's great the moron won't be out of the jail before he dies.

Being a gymnastics doctor and molesting children could be
something a bunch of boys would have dreamed of
(You know, Oisyasan-gokko has clear sexual connotations).
However, becoming an actual offener as an adult is quite a different thing.
I don't know about his personal life but I can imagine that as
a doctor and a faculty member at MSU, he must have had
a wonderful life: making close or over million dollars every year,
having a big house in Michigan etc.
Losing all of them for banging kids doesn't make sense to me.
0874名無しさん@英語勉強中 (ワッチョイ c7e9-4xH4)
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2018/01/25(木) 18:06:17.72ID:g7cVVGPp0
>>873
Ya...
Shocking one is Aziz Ansari.
I like his netflix drama series, and he seems a nice person (but I might be just deceived).
To me, his case is a border-line case, as it can be seen just as a situation
where a date went horribly bad.

I don't have much dating experience and don't know where to start/stop.
I am a better-safe-than-sorry kinda guy, so I don't think I'd be in that situation,
but at the same time I can't fuck as many girls as more courageous dudes do.
0877名無しさん@英語勉強中 (ワッチョイW 13bd-2Ubv)
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2018/01/25(木) 18:33:13.41ID:QNQGz+Bs0
Somebody please make me some delicious pasta.
0881名無しさん@英語勉強中 (ワッチョイW 13bd-2Ubv)
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2018/01/25(木) 19:05:46.05ID:QNQGz+Bs0
サイゼリア is so cheap that it makes me feel so cheap
0884名無しさん@英語勉強中 (ワッチョイW 13bd-2Ubv)
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2018/01/25(木) 19:34:14.60ID:QNQGz+Bs0
No problem with the tastes but people there. So cheap.
0885名無しさん@英語勉強中 (ワッチョイW 13bd-2Ubv)
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2018/01/25(木) 19:34:35.32ID:QNQGz+Bs0
>>883
It’s his style, yo
0891名無しさん@英語勉強中 (ワッチョイW 13bd-2Ubv)
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2018/01/25(木) 22:40:24.77ID:QNQGz+Bs0
>>888
He meant “impotent things” lol
0893名無しさん@英語勉強中 (ワッチョイW 13bd-2Ubv)
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2018/01/25(木) 22:51:38.58ID:QNQGz+Bs0
It’s so cold I can’t even go out to buy snacks at combini.
0901名無しさん@英語勉強中 (CA 0H43-ss0X)
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2018/01/26(金) 05:14:43.15ID:tGbYeCXNH
>>892

That's fine. Turtle can survive winter for sure. Didn't they already do this?
0902名無しさん@英語勉強中 (CA 0H43-ss0X)
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2018/01/26(金) 05:16:56.39ID:tGbYeCXNH
>>901

If I can survive winter, so can turtle-san.
0903名無しさん@英語勉強中 (CA 0H43-ss0X)
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2018/01/26(金) 05:17:47.76ID:tGbYeCXNH
>>902

Sometimes when people use english you see "-san", "-chan" ..
0906アノニモウス (ワッチョイ 8e1b-ip3+)
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2018/01/26(金) 05:53:10.44ID:UZbtAWd20
>>872 >>873 >>874
I think you guys care far more about the hollywood scandal things than I do- as an American.
Literally nobody cares here, we just assume that it happens already. People who are in a position of power
will abuse that position, this is nothing new.
As to Aziz Ansari... I've only ever heard his name spoken really, I never hear anyone talk about him in real life
these dramas only exist on the news.

>>875
I will teach you English but you have to teach me Japanese

>>891
lol
0907名無しさん@英語勉強中 (CA 0H43-ss0X)
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2018/01/26(金) 05:54:06.74ID:tGbYeCXNH
>>905

It's possible to completely freeze a frog and have it survive!
0909名無しさん@英語勉強中 (ワッチョイ c7e9-4xH4)
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2018/01/26(金) 15:27:51.47ID:W+IRd5rt0
>>906
You are missing a lot of points.
>>872 is not about Holywood.
So you think Amerian people imagine child molestation and
since "this is nothing new", it shouldn't be the news?

Also,
ttps://www.ft.com/content/075d679e-0033-11e8-9650-9c0ad2d7c5b5
This is the big news here in the UK for several days.
Of course this kind of things, we assume, have been happening
historically in the City, but the revelations and how do we
feel about them are a different issue.

Anyway, I am too liberal in the current American standard and
too sensitive to such issues.
I used to live in the US, but can't maintain my sanity if I live there now.
0910名無しさん@英語勉強中 (CA 0H43-zwoo)
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2018/01/26(金) 17:54:16.67ID:oTS4nPQ1H
>>909

I can barely maintain my life if I live in Canada now, let alone my sanity.
0917名無しさん@英語勉強中 (ワッチョイ ef8d-fPTX)
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2018/01/26(金) 20:53:23.88ID:z0dvxX230
>>148
You are right. Lowlifes won't be a problem as long as they stay in their country and don't come out.
Effort should be put into preventing foreign lowlifes from entering our country, and our lowlifes from going abroad.
The ones that have already entered our country should be deported.
0920名無しさん@英語勉強中 (ワッチョイ c7e9-4xH4)
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2018/01/26(金) 21:23:12.57ID:W+IRd5rt0
>>917
I am not sure about sex crimes, but conservatives especially
in the US these days seem to be somewhat misogynic and
torelant to derogetory attitude toward females and minorities.

They claim they are tougher on crimes but I don't see much evidence
that supports the claim.
0923名無しさん@英語勉強中 (ワッチョイ c7e9-4xH4)
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2018/01/26(金) 22:49:00.37ID:W+IRd5rt0
>>921
Probably you are right but...
recent revelations have been from Hollywood
where full of liberal celebrities.
However, there are two important FOX News figures who
fired or resigned last year were not.

Celebs and business people are full of shits regardless of their
political views, I'd say.

And the point I wanted to make in the last post was about the tolerance
towards these assholes. Since the Reps were in the end okay with the
suspected child molester as the senate candidate from Alabama, I no longer
believe that conservatives are any better in terms of setting moral standards
as they used to claim.
0924名無しさん@英語勉強中 (ワッチョイ ef8d-fPTX)
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2018/01/26(金) 23:43:11.98ID:z0dvxX230
>>923
I'm not sure who this Alabama candidate person is, but isn't he the one who was under a false accusation?
I don't really know the situation, but I think he should be ok until proven guilty.
Otherwise it would mean that you can just accuse a candidate of a crime and win the race.
0929名無しさん@英語勉強中 (スップ Sdda-3/j+)
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2018/01/27(土) 11:10:47.53ID:9S/I42cZd
>>926
you are boring.
0931名無しさん@英語勉強中 (ワッチョイ 1624-wiGl)
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2018/01/27(土) 12:36:06.13ID:fL41hrh10
Is there shit talking involved here?
0933名無しさん@英語勉強中 (ワッチョイ c7e9-4xH4)
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2018/01/27(土) 13:00:57.40ID:51foe57d0
Do you guys own any cryptocurrencies? I don't.

Since early last year when I learned that the price was going up
I've been thinking about investing some money on it but always cocluded that
it's too late to start because the market was saturated and the price had passed its peak.

My judgement has been wrong but now it seems the bubble was burst finally.
Sorry for the people who lost their money but I felt a bit happy about it.
0935名無しさん@英語勉強中 (ワッチョイW 13bd-ejpX)
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2018/01/27(土) 13:21:09.09ID:bGG0WVqj0
I got laid with a hot chinese girl last night...
It was amazing...
Her blowjob was breathtaking...
0936名無しさん@英語勉強中 (ワッチョイWW ba24-+Vg9)
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2018/01/27(土) 13:31:56.93ID:3kKEhLFA0
I decided not to invest in it I after it was widely advertised in numerous media.
That means someone wants to push up the value and it is easy to predict that once the value elevate, it will quickly plummet. We see the situation now.

Basically it is identical to trading of FX, as long as you don't do so-called mining.
0937名無しさん@英語勉強中 (ワッチョイW 13bd-2Ubv)
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2018/01/27(土) 14:35:54.93ID:iUZ5+ziH0
>>935
Is she a pro?
0938名無しさん@英語勉強中 (ワッチョイW 13bd-ejpX)
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2018/01/27(土) 15:49:17.59ID:bGG0WVqj0
>>937
No, she is a complete amature. She said she hasn't had sex for last 3 years.(I dont know if she lied). Im lucky anyway
0939名無しさん@英語勉強中 (スプッッ Sd7a-3/j+)
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2018/01/27(土) 16:24:37.91ID:qBDZEWDcd
>>938
Don't tell lies.
0940名無しさん@英語勉強中 (ワッチョイW 13bd-ejpX)
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2018/01/27(土) 18:16:44.96ID:bGG0WVqj0
>>939
Don't get jealous
0947名無しさん@英語勉強中 (ワッチョイW 4fbe-RD08)
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2018/01/28(日) 02:30:10.11ID:dRlv3g/20
Some retard frequently appears on Nan-J.
He always insists that if you don't speak English, you are an idiot, blablabla…
Is he from this board? Does anyone know the same kind of retard here?
0949名無しさん@英語勉強中 (ワッチョイ baa3-jrdR)
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2018/01/28(日) 03:29:53.17ID:opGjt3fm0
Cursive is not taught in Japan for decades.
But it is reintroduced in some of the US states.
I wonder how many people who cannot read it is there.
It's a convinient way to write and also too beautiful style to be obsolete.
0953名無しさん@英語勉強中 (アウアウエーT Saf2-KBPY)
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2018/01/28(日) 23:57:31.31ID:iP8DVlh4a
i had the final round of a job interview last week and am waiting for the result now.
the interviewers were nice and friendly to me but that doesn't mean they want to hire me.
i am not sure if i could demonstrate how qualified i am for the opening post.
i will surely continue to feel nervous a few more days this week.
0955名無しさん@英語勉強中 (ワッチョイW 13bd-Ma89)
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2018/01/29(月) 00:48:56.55ID:gfMQQvCY0
>>953
What kind of job?
0957名無しさん@英語勉強中 (ワッチョイ 4f24-jrdR)
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2018/01/29(月) 01:27:37.82ID:Np4ksCBK0
If you were Yue, he would immidietely noticed what article I refer to.
He was inteligent and used to make good sentences as a good teacher here.
Even though he wrote too many, his contribution to this thread far outweigh negative aspects.
I wish he come back.
0958名無しさん@英語勉強中 (ワッチョイW 13bd-Ma89)
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2018/01/29(月) 01:38:52.16ID:gfMQQvCY0
Seems like everyone here loves Yue after all...lol
0974名無しさん@英語勉強中 (ワッチョイW 13bd-Ma89)
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2018/01/30(火) 00:04:46.35ID:z20gcP+r0
That’s not gonna happen. Somebody would be killed for sure.
0980名無しさん@英語勉強中 (アウアウアー Sae6-Ma89)
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2018/01/30(火) 19:25:46.58ID:EW4UP4kya
Fuck all gaijins!
0981名無しさん@英語勉強中 (アウアウアー Sae6-Ma89)
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2018/01/30(火) 19:28:50.42ID:EW4UP4kya
Some people say Ruassians are whites but I don’t think so. What is your opinion?
0982名無しさん@英語勉強中 (ワッチョイW 13bd-kjIr)
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2018/01/30(火) 20:23:21.84ID:RwZF30Qi0
Then what race are they you think?
0983名無しさん@英語勉強中 (アウアウエーT Saf2-KBPY)
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2018/01/30(火) 20:51:51.96ID:PZedcyWua
>>955
an operation staff at a warehouse.
the recruitment agent emailed me a while ago and
informed me that the company had decided to hire me.
i need to study the new products, the new markets and the new competitors,
and get along with the new colleagues...
0986名無しさん@英語勉強中 (ワッチョイW 13bd-Ma89)
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2018/01/30(火) 21:51:55.27ID:z20gcP+r0
>>983
Congrats! I knew you could do this!
0989名無しさん@英語勉強中 (ワッチョイWW badb-OvKz)
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2018/01/31(水) 01:31:01.10ID:j2h6jiBs0
Have you already bought Monster Hunter World(MHW)?
it had been sold out in GEO nearby my house.
I was going to buy and play MHW through this weekend.
0990名無しさん@英語勉強中 (ワッチョイW 13bd-Ma89)
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2018/01/31(水) 01:39:11.45ID:Sr3577Hf0
>>989
Yesterday I went to GEO and just one left but a local high schooler bought it.

Seems like the Monster hunter thing is so huge but never played it because it looks like dark soul or something. I gave up dark soul because it’s too difficult for me...

Well I was there to buy a biohazard on switch....
0994名無しさん@英語勉強中 (GB 0H8b-hlIM)
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2018/01/31(水) 02:29:59.77ID:ofjHUXAFH
>>993
I don't know.
You have to be careful not breaking laws if you import anything from China.

I recently watched a Japan version of "Cops" (警察24時) on youtube.
There, an elite salaryman was arrested for selling counterfeit brand goods from China.
It seems that he had a mistress in China who asked him to be a seller for
such goods in Japan.
He followed her request and sent most of profits from the sales to the lady.
He had a wife and kids in Japan and it's entirely his fault to be caught in
the fucked-up situation, but I felt a bit sorry for him.
0997名無しさん@英語勉強中 (GB 0H8b-hlIM)
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2018/01/31(水) 03:55:46.15ID:ofjHUXAFH
>>996
My job is something you can't get unless you are fluent in English
(not really paid well though).
There are such occutations and if you want to get one,
you can't avoid learning English.
1000名無しさん@英語勉強中 (ワッチョイWW badb-OvKz)
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2018/01/31(水) 07:48:39.31ID:j2h6jiBs0
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