Chat in English (英語で雑談) part 205
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Chat in English (英語で雑談) part 204
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Hey!!! All you NEETs, nerds, YouTube link spammers, pedophiles, neo-Nazis,
Yukorin enthusiasts, Nanako SOS admirers, Part-Time-Preachers,
Diplomats' spoiled sons, losers who can't remember Kanji characters,
Big-boobs fans, Weeaboo from around the world, learners of Japanese
who are too lazy to update their Japanese blogs very often, cunning
linguists, stupid fan girls of Johnny's Boys, Touhou pirates, and
that electrical super-gay who suffers from mental disease - This is your thread!
Let's hope the Internet-addicted housewife will come back soon!
We all wish for permanent world peace! >>331
Come on man.
To be honest, in Critical Situation, it is not White People that are able to help me, It is Japan. When nobody can help me and I don't know what to do .. what do I do ? Sometimes I come here. But in these cases I think Only Japan can help me ..
Sure Japan sometimes gives me hard time but in the end I need Japan. I probably need Japan more than anything ..
It's my ultimate back up. Well, some how I found this app
https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=nice.talk_app
But what's the point .. even if I somehow manage to install it I doubt they will be able to speak English. Are we supposed to communicate by Emoji only ? Why are you speaking so much even if you are alone.
maybe you just かまってちゃん I suppose so. >>327
Your Japanese level is beyond my assumption. Japanese language is derived from Chinese so it may be easy for you to learn Japanese if you speak Chinese.
I initially intended to learn Chinese after mastering English. But English is difficult more than I've expected... >>336
Goddamn Korean.
>>337
I have unusual connection to Japan, I have said this already many times.
I have seen Chinese struggle to learn Japanese. Basically the only Chinaman I saw attempt to learn Japanese, well he was basically the worst in the class.
To be quite frank, Japanese are better at English and Chinese than White People and Chinese People. I have seen this. >>337
There are a lot of English speakers that give low quality advice when teaching English.
If you try to study from my English, I have a feeling you'll be fine.
Naturally, I speak the most standard accent English, Chinese, and Japanese ..
As for English (UK) vs English (US), I believe my use of English which is similar to both of them is the best. Manko is the most mysterious thing in this world. >>341
No.You're serious problem. >>336
He's maybe just trying to kick out his
building up stress. I guess you need another message board for your unlimited chatting desire.
So,why don't you take a look at the site?
http://jbbs.shitaraba.net/study/13024/ how’s life? is there anyone here who took the Center Exam? It's getting warm recently.
How's things are going? I heard over 70% of coast lines in Japan would be submerged in the near future due to
climate change. We should move to mountains. >>347
wait until this weekend. I want big fat white cocks! You fucking pieces of shit Japanese always piss me off. Tell me, do you like doing that or what ? I want a big white dick in my mouth right now I want to go to Japan and see my wife, Minase Inori. Yes I am probably reading your posts ..
I usually post here sometimes in the other thread ( https://lavender.5ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1515405861/l50 )
Because I have a feeling this thread was started by a Korean .. >>356
No, my wife Minase Inori is a seiyuu and singer who plays characters such as Chino, Rem, and Hestia. However, basically all Gaijin can't stand the pressure exerted by a Japanese girl ..
It's like facing a Legendary Pokemon. All your moves cost more energy than you have.
Me? I have no nationality and no specific gender. I don't have any plans because maybe it is the case that I am a plan .. I had a thought/idea .. maybe the reason I can't have any goals at all is because I am a goal. If the central stabilizing goal has goals, it fucks everything.
So I have no goals. >>361
no one asked your case. >>363
What are you, Chinese? They should really ban Chinese and Koreans from using Japanese proxy/vpn/internet. >>364
I think you are not human. maybe just stupid animal. >>348
the earth rather has gone into Little Ice Age >>364
who the fuck are you?
what do you come here for
just troll? >>361
Your story is all boring. >>366
You're streaching the truth. >>366
you're right. This year's snowfall in southern Japan was very unusual incident.
and the world coldest town in Russia has renewed its record--maybe minus50 or 55 degrees. Feeling ugly is messed up even if everybody else says "you're beautiful" or "beauty comes from the inside", you simply know that theyre full of shit >>373
anyway your heart is so ugly Now reading “Where angels fear to tread” by Forster.
What do you recommend for the next?
I'd like to enjoy British novels. The ultimate question....
Which is better... Chinese or Korean >>377
It depends.
Evreything has both good and bad aspects. >>378
Really? I think they have only bad aspects. >>379
You're poisoned with the Internet, man. >>377
You're ugry and so boring. >>380
Maybe you’re right. But when it comes to food, Chinese is so much better >>376
My favourite novel of all time is House of Leaves. I think it can be complicated for non-native speakers, maybe a translated version would work better. It has been compared to Murakami's work. >>384
I agree. But when it comes to the robotics program, I don't think China have much. chinese tend to be chubby.
korean tend to be stout. Yes. Koreans tend to be slutty. So many Korean prostitutes in Japan. >>389
don't love Australia.Sorry. Korean is better than Chinese .. this is for sure.
Anyhow, you're right. I'm not human. I have no specific species category. >>379
Basically I can only stand Japanese and British people right now .. both Island nations. And of course you know which one I like more. How many times do I need to say it? Chinese try to get people to talk to them by pretending to be Japanese.
But Koreans very rarely do this.
And when I was arrested in Japan, first it was by "police officers" who were speaking Mandarin to each other. Then it was a bunch of undercover Koreans at a police box. But it was only the Japanese police that I could tolerate. By the way, I saw some weird things in Japan.
First there was an apartment where a truck came carrying very suspicious equipment. The bikes on the first floor were all new. The building guy who was on the first floor was not a real Japanese I believe.
The thing that surprised me was to see a weird evil-looking alien-claw like antenna on top of some building. All of this was basically in Kanto, or the Tokyo regon.
It looked like that claw radar was trying to gather the spiritual energy of Tokyo while I was there.
The Chinese police told me to go see the Sky Tree when they dropped me off somewhere, from their fake police headquarters.
They even had a minority tribe woman Chinese who was used to pretend to be Japanese. They basically took photocopies of all my identification, including Canadian passport, and went through basically all my belongings.
The only reason I wandered into that region was because some woman on the JR Rail used her umbrella to hit my leg as if telling me to get off at that station.
This is why Sky Tree is basically unpopular, because my first impression of it is recommendation by fake Chinese police in Tokyo. There's not supposed to be Chinese people in Japan, especially not Mangement positions, and ESPECIALLY not CEO. So wtf is happening with BTCBOX? I get fucking tricked by Chinese who all they know how to do is make fakes. Fucking parasites. I just got invited to big Samsung event in Toronto Eaton Centre (Jan 25)
But If I think about the fact that basically everybody who go there bought the S8 phone, then it becomes less appealing to me .. why do you always write so long sentence?
you should learn to summarize what you want to express. >>397
I like big white cocks. Yummy. >>398
I want to insert my big cannon and shoot out my strong bullet into your heart. >>399
Somehow I think I am sexually compatible with both Japanese men and women. But that's it. I think a Japanese man can probably fuck me while I fuck a Japanese woman at the same time.
I always have a Nippon steel 150mm length 10mm diameter shaft between my buttocks (not inserted into the hole because then I can't really sit.) It's just clenched between my buttocks while basically touching my asshole.
So when I masturbate to Japanese porn, it really is not much different than being fucked by a Japanese man at the same time. Now that I think about it, men usually like to touch my ass or kiss my neck .. but usually it's きもちわるい。 I have a cousin .. didn't see him that much after I left China at age ~7.15. One time I found pictures of naked little boys on his computer. I think he has sexual memories of me and the logical conclusion is that he is sexually attracted to me. When I left China, or rather, the day I arrived in Canada, I believe is December 28, 1998. I'm not sure exactly. I think it was about 3 days away from New Year.
After we arrived there was the biggest snow I ever saw, probably more than 1 meter of snow, the door could not open basically. I'm getting contacted by headhunters. The only headhunter that can even slightly attract me is a headhunter from Japan, but I got rejected from Rakuten in April 2015 so I will get revenge first. This is my LinkedIn profile.
https://www.linkedin.com/in/ゆえ-どん-492094157/
Last time some splitskull Russian said my resume was too simple. How's this for simple fuckwat. Oh, that's a picture of Honoka from Dead or ALive 3. Honoka has helped me sometimes. I like Honoka.
Today when some Japanese bitch was giving me a hard time I said fuck it and masturbated to Honoka.
It was hard but Honoka made me forget about her. I think right now I can't talk to any Japanese people so probably the world wants me to sleep. But what if I am not sleepy? I was very sleepy at 8pm but you guys made me not sleepy any more . . . . .. So basically I am fucked. By Japanese men, or women with dildos. So am I sperm or egg? It seems at times I can be sharp sperm but at other times I am the biggest fattest egg. I think in the airport before I was at the terminal for the first time waiting for the flight to Japan I think there was a maybe Japanese man who tried putting me to sleep. But in the end really he fell asleep and basically I got on the plane. The last time in Japan I was awake for about 7 straight days. And basically 95% of that was spent walking. I was eating pretty good food. One meal a day..except that one time at McDonalds where I think the Chinese poisoned the food or something.
The first time I went to McDonalds there (or was it the second time .. ) I got like this really huge burger for maybe 400 yen.
I carried it basically with me and took a bite occassionally during my long journey. I remember that burger. It was breakfast burger. >>396
Don't post continuously.
Here's not your own message board.
Get yourself in the rule. Well, I woke up .. another day. I wonder what interesting things happen today.
Some retard from Vancouver asked if the rest of Canada has people living always with their parents.
I told that retard "I have no house, no car, no girlfriend, no money, no job, no sex" but I have a shitton of happiness. Some people work for 50 years to have happiness. I just get happiness directly. Actually, some people work hard to get all those things but they still don't have any happiness. Now that is failure. I think someone changed my FB password .. weird man. The reason I fell asleep yesterday was because my FB credentials got changed so I could not log in to Lang-8.
かなりおせかい。。 Bloody hell. One obstacle after another. Typical. So I got banned from some Japanese girl's Chaturbate cause I made her life miserable, then I got banned from HiNative.
At least British Big Yummy Cocks won't ban me. I am banned from Reddit r/China, banned from r/CasualUK
I hope Canada ban me so maybe I can go somewhere. But without me this place instantly turns out into a shit hole .. Somehow I bumped into somebody somewhere and now I occassionally get sent pretty high quality and rare illegal Japanese porn. But come on, I am sure they are only 1,000 year old ろり Guess I have to lock my phone and say I forgot the password .. I have medical history to back it up so it's fine. I got banned for "'Aving a go at Americans"
The Chinese place where basically the Chinese moderator woke up 8 hours late and did something .. but it was "too little too late" as usual. Sometimes it's like Japanese like to sit back and just watch me talk. I clear the air so hard there is basically nothing to say. Because I am nobody with no nationality or sex or species, I can basically pretend to be anybody perfectly.
I can communicate with animals, and sometimes I've seen a very sexy dog pussy. There were 3 dots on its butt surrounding the pussy that made a triangle. This was interesting. I like pussy that naturally don't have hair. I am sure this is not a rare preference. Sure, some people may think it's something like I have cancer, but the reality is that the mutated DNA is making me diverge from the rest of you. Basically I am evolving. It may be metamorphosis, where a fat worm becomes a butterfly. But the process in the middle may not be pretty. ■ このスレッドは過去ログ倉庫に格納されています
