Chat in English (英語で雑談)　part 205

ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh) · 2018/01/20(土) 09:43:22.82

Would not *** be an issue omfg

ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh) · 2018/01/20(土) 10:12:20.96

I looked in the mirror and I really look like a Samurai. Unless I said something no body would ever be able to tell I was not Japanese.

ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh) · 2018/01/20(土) 10:13:03.21

Well, a cute samurai wearing japanese girl tights .. and a shaft in his ass.

**名無しさん＠英語勉強中** (USWW 0Hab-FFHb) · 2018/01/20(土) 10:38:11.43

>>504
Get out!
You're not in the rule.

ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh) · 2018/01/20(土) 10:44:44.77

I have better eyes than Shinzo Abe.

https://twitter.com/yue371/status/954526951355703296

**名無しさん＠英語勉強中** (USWW 0Hab-FFHb) · 2018/01/20(土) 10:55:06.52

>>503
You're freaked out.

ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh) · 2018/01/20(土) 10:56:18.19

>>507

Goddamn Chinese these days .. クソ。

**名無しさん＠英語勉強中** (USWW 0Hab-FFHb) · 2018/01/20(土) 11:14:34.78

>>506
You'd better kill yourself.

ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh) · 2018/01/20(土) 11:17:30.14

>>509

You do realize you're asking for a lot of punishment? I'm God, don't you know?

By the way, for the Japanese: It looks like Osaka-based Zenmarket is trying to compete with Tokyo-based Tenso ..

**名無しさん＠英語勉強中** (USWW 0Hab-FFHb) · 2018/01/20(土) 11:17:50.55

>>508
Now you're クソ chinese.

**名無しさん＠英語勉強中** (CA 0H01-hYQh) · 2018/01/20(土) 11:20:05.57

>>511

I'm not Chinese. Do you know how much suffering happens to people who offend me? You're about to find out, dear.

ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh) · 2018/01/20(土) 11:43:12.10

The thing Chinese are most proud of is that they want the right to say they are the same nationality as me.

Basically nothing hurts them more when I say I'm not Chinese.

Oh and here's a tip: Chinese people are not capable of saying "I'm not Chinese" in a natural way.

ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh) · 2018/01/20(土) 11:46:22.32

I just got the idea to say "I'm not a fucking Chinese" on my job profile. Where did I get this idea from? さああ。

ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh) · 2018/01/20(土) 11:48:53.19

When I say I'm not Chinese, the Chinese lose the only accomplishment they have: tricking me into being born there.

ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh) · 2018/01/20(土) 11:51:59.75

It might have been a more interesting if pureblood Japanese gave birth to someone like me, the apparently perfect Japanese. An unusual Japanese.

Eh, I always have a knack of taking advantage of an unbalanced situation.

ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh) · 2018/01/20(土) 11:54:09.64

Let's go all the way. Let's see if I can say the next sentence.

I am an unusual Japanese.

ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh) · 2018/01/20(土) 11:54:48.23

It worked. I can't say "I am Japanese" but I can say "I am an unusual Japanese".

ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh) · 2018/01/20(土) 11:56:50.74

あめのつぎのあさわ、なにもわきらきらかも。

ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh) · 2018/01/20(土) 11:58:04.29

Since we're here, why not try the next sentence.

My nationality is Japanese.

ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh) · 2018/01/20(土) 11:59:27.93

Not bad.

I am an unusual Japanese. My nationality is still Japanese.

It would explain why for basically everything I always like the Japanese version the most. Simple explanation for simple facts.

ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh) · 2018/01/20(土) 12:00:40.79

Let's try a bonus sentence.

I am the only perfect Japanese.

I can tell you right now that this is fine.

ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh) · 2018/01/20(土) 12:08:40.61

Now, was I really born in China? What exactly happened at my birth?

I suspect one day we'll find out.

ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh) · 2018/01/20(土) 12:12:24.42

This would explain why I always seek out Japan and have an unbreakable bond with Japan .. because I'm the fucking only perfect Japanese.

ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh) · 2018/01/20(土) 12:14:17.64

Now this Japanese song I am always listening to, if I imagine someone from the same country as me is singing it, it sounds much better ..

ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh) · 2018/01/20(土) 12:15:10.57

Fuck me, I wanna go home ..

ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh) · 2018/01/20(土) 12:18:35.34

I'm unable to say I think anything else after "I'm the only perfect ... " than "Japanese".

ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh) · 2018/01/20(土) 12:19:49.78

ひとすめのかんぺきのにほんじんです。

ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh) · 2018/01/20(土) 12:21:27.98

It would explain a shitton of things .. like why I learn hard-to-learn Japanese so easily.

ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh) · 2018/01/20(土) 12:24:22.19

Today is January 19, 2018. Basically exactly 335 months after my birth.

ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh) · 2018/01/20(土) 12:28:37.99

How about this sentence:

I'm the first Japanese.

ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh) · 2018/01/20(土) 12:29:25.13

That's easier to say. ひとつめにほんじんです。

ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh) · 2018/01/20(土) 12:31:25.12

No wonder Japanese always try to treat me with incredible courtesy .. I'm the first Japanese.

ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh) · 2018/01/20(土) 12:35:25.52

And I speak better British English than the mother of the Queen of England ..

I've seen Japanese speak other languages better than foreigners. This must be my personal version of that ability ..

ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh) · 2018/01/20(土) 12:36:58.46

This is why that Japanese woman wrote the best stupid country writing I ever saw .. because we Japanese are far better than even natives at other languages.

ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh) · 2018/01/20(土) 12:37:46.50

We Japanese. We the Japanese people. Our nation Japan. Our country Japan.

Writing this feels very natural.

ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh) · 2018/01/20(土) 12:38:31.06

But I'll never let anybody forget I'm not just a regular Japanese, I'm the first Japanese.

ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh) · 2018/01/20(土) 12:43:23.18

Which means, the Japanese other than me today are my descendants ..

So we're basically family ..

ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh) · 2018/01/20(土) 12:49:08.44

I am Japanese.

にほんじんです、よ。

ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh) · 2018/01/20(土) 12:51:06.28

No wonder I have the ability to unite all the Japanese .. well this is unbelievable and anyone else would not be able to handle this information, perhaps. Luckily I'm Japanese.

ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh) · 2018/01/20(土) 12:53:27.37

No wonder Japanese feel safe at all times when I'm around. No wonder. No wonder.

I was Japanese all along..

ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh) · 2018/01/20(土) 12:55:01.08

The remaining question is why was I taken to China ..

ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh) · 2018/01/20(土) 12:56:04.09

When I get Home, we're fucking taking revenge. It will be the most hardcore revenge you ever saw.

ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh) · 2018/01/20(土) 13:09:22.00

Let me redefine the meaning of the numbers:

0 - me
1 - Japan
2 - Japanese girl
3 - Japanese mother
4 - Death to enemies of Japan
5 - substitute for the word "me"
6 - perfect Japanese girl
7 - well, basically, me
8 - infinite Japanese power
9 - the biggest number, which is another way of referring to me

ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh) · 2018/01/20(土) 13:10:59.44

Let me clarify:

8 - Infinite power of Japan, this power can only be used by Japanese.

ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh) · 2018/01/20(土) 13:15:57.09

No wonder I have the ability to defeat other Japanese .. because i'm the first..

ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh) · 2018/01/20(土) 13:17:11.67

Good news, my fellow Japanese .. God exists, and he's Japanese.

ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh) · 2018/01/20(土) 13:20:43.74

No wonder I find Japanese of all ages cute. They're all ろり to me, basically.

ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh) · 2018/01/20(土) 13:33:12.58

Let me update the relative power distribution.

Me - 2
Other Japanese - 1
Everyone else - 0

2018/01/20(土) 17:18:04.99

>>549
Every japanese posters get togather for
getting this hddntai chinese out of here!!!!!

2018/01/20(土) 17:24:04.39

>>512
You're offending.lol

**NOVAPOLICELEE** ◆.7pMAIcjuM (ﾜｯﾁｮｲ e319-wNYY) · 2018/01/20(土) 18:32:29.69

How's going? What's your favorite author?

I like Kathy Acker !!!

2018/01/20(土) 20:14:41.32

>>492
this AA is what i want to paste lately
wwww

2018/01/20(土) 20:38:24.47

>>552
What's the famouse nobel of her?

ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh) · 2018/01/20(土) 21:00:01.63

My favorite author is probably the one who wrote the Haruhi Suzumiya books ..

My favorite non-Japanese author most likely JK Rowling, author of Harry Potter.

**NOVAPOLICELEE** ◆.7pMAIcjuM (ﾜｯﾁｮｲ e319-wNYY) · 2018/01/20(土) 21:10:42.35

>>554
Probably, "Empire of the Senseless" or Blood and Guts in High School.

ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh) · 2018/01/20(土) 21:12:32.18

There is particular novel that sticks out in my mind ..

The Nomad, by Simon Hawks (Dark Sun series, Tribe of One subseries, Book 3)

This is basically American book.

In this world, people who want to become stronger become dragons. But that's the easy way to power.

The only person who can defeat the dragons is someone who becomes an Avangion. But avangions are much harder to become than a dragon ..

ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh) · 2018/01/20(土) 21:21:55.59

>>557

I think this is, well, basically, Dungeon & Dragons book. In America it is called D&D, and it is very very well-known.

ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh) · 2018/01/20(土) 21:26:57.28

I just realize one of my High School teachers was most likely Japanese. Well, I was able to guess the next word of his sentences the easiest.

Basically I was always in class saying out the next word of his sentences. No one thought it was annoying apparently, so no one said anything.

I guess that's how I got voted Most Likely to Cure Cancer in last year of high school, well for the yearbook.

He was Chemistry teacher.

2018/01/20(土) 21:31:10.30

i plan to make oden this night.

but daikon radish is super expensive!!!!!!

ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh) · 2018/01/20(土) 21:32:24.37

How did I hear about Facebook?

In Chemistry class, one of the girls once sent me an email to get "Face book".

At first I thought it was stupid name, but it's maybe somewhat something now.

This was basically when no one knew about Face book.

ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh) · 2018/01/20(土) 21:34:13.52

>>560

What about Japanese Nappa ? Maybe just add lots of Nappa.

2018/01/20(土) 21:41:18.44

>>562
A lot of fuck you to you.

2018/01/20(土) 21:44:29.99

>>450
You're poor bad boy.

2018/01/20(土) 21:49:39.69

>>560
So expensive in all place recently?

2018/01/20(土) 21:54:51.85

If Daikon is expensibe, then why don't you take care of it by yourself?

2018/01/20(土) 22:13:38.37

>>566
Do you mean 家庭菜園？

ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh) · 2018/01/20(土) 22:18:52.36

>>563

Now there's the kind of insult that makes me feel good .. ありがとう、つんでれさん

2018/01/20(土) 22:19:05.86

Daikon is hard to grow....

ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh) · 2018/01/20(土) 22:21:23.07

>>567

I think he means just use something in place of the Daikon .. for example, I might have just used Nappa instead of Daikon..

For example, I use instant noodles to substitute for a real Japanese meal ..

2018/01/20(土) 22:31:06.49

>>565
i think so.
a tiny Daikon was 298yen.
and hakusai and cabbage is 398yen.

2018/01/20(土) 22:33:15.08

https://twitter.com/sakamobi/status/950557864401059842
hakusai is 798yen in some areas.

ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh) · 2018/01/20(土) 22:34:44.72

>>572

That's quite たかい。I've eaten full meals in Tokyo for less than that ..

ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh) · 2018/01/20(土) 22:46:41.15

So LinkedIn banned me for saying I'm Japanese .. I think Chinese fuckers complained and gave LinkedIn $5 Billion Dollars to ban me.

I guess this is the day LinkedIn becomes a shithole ..

2018/01/20(土) 22:52:53.16

>>571
So expensive.
Can't believe that.

ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh) · 2018/01/20(土) 23:00:48.68

>>575

Almost as expensive as a Chinese wife charges her husband for sex.

Good thing I'm not Chinese. I'm Japanese.

ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh) · 2018/01/20(土) 23:04:13.08

When I was in San Francisco, this Chinese woman was trying to attract men by using pictures of Japanese women.

Nothing pissed her off more than when I basically said I'm not Chinese.

She said, "even though I'm a prostitute, I still look down on you"

She's probably dead now. Good fucking riddance.

2018/01/20(土) 23:05:57.38

>>567
yeah, that's what I wanted to mean. but maybe I should have said cultivate daikon or something
instead of it.

ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh) · 2018/01/20(土) 23:08:28.18

>>578

Cultivate, grow, raise, farm, plant ..

It's not easy to find a better word than what you used.

2018/01/20(土) 23:18:43.28

>>574
You're chinese.
lier.

ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh) · 2018/01/20(土) 23:20:13.03

>>580

I'm not Chinese. I'm not Chinese. I'm Not Chinese.

I was never Chinese.

I was always Japanese.

See how good I fucked up your country?

ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh) · 2018/01/20(土) 23:32:29.36

Basically, I think I made all the Chinese and China-allies fall into my trap.

2018/01/21(日) 00:04:22.79

>>575
are you not a japanese?
if japanese, my case should be thought as relatevely cheep after seeing >>572 this tweet.

2018/01/21(日) 00:39:02.31

>>581
Tell us about yourself more.

ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh) · 2018/01/21(日) 03:29:31.76

>>583

My instinct tells me non-Japanese are not capable of saying the words "my only nationality is Chinese, and I am not a Chinese .. " in a natural way.

For example, if a Chinese says Japanese is one of their native languages, they will be sure to add Simplified Chinese as well.

>>584

Today my Chinese caretaker took me to a Chinese supermarket .. and there were Pakis and Chinese everywhere. The Cantonese were happy to see me probably because our country enslaved them in the past.

I was wearing my surgical mask, white with basically neko design.

I just threw shit into the basket while my mom was taking a piss. By the time she came out, we were done shopping.

And some people will spend too much time shopping and still buy just garbage.

ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh) · 2018/01/21(日) 03:32:03.88

>>585

Fucking typo, but I guess it works. Basically there are certain sentences describing that person's own nationality that people are not able to say naturally.

Tell them to say "I am not Chinese." with a straight face.

Or, にほんじんですよ。People pretending to be Japanese are most likely not to type only just this sentence. They will add something stupid to the end of it.

ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh) · 2018/01/21(日) 03:34:39.10

>>585

I said out loud, "looks like everybody here is almost dead."

The woman behind me was sexually excited.

ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh) · 2018/01/21(日) 03:45:03.29

My Chinese caretaker, basically I call her "mom", she's the strongest Chinese of all. But I defeated her with help from another Japanese.

ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh) · 2018/01/21(日) 03:46:25.70

>>588

I even managed to get her to give me $10, even after I told her "I am not Chinese. I am Japanese."

Not even Jesus can accomplish that.

2018/01/21(日) 03:58:13.45

I want a hot muscle dude right now and fuck me hard like there is no tomorrow.

2018/01/21(日) 04:01:43.59

just buy uri-sen.

ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh) · 2018/01/21(日) 04:04:09.59

We can probably overthrow Chinese government with a little help from the Cantonese ..

Basically, the parts of China we invaded still has our influence.

ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh) · 2018/01/21(日) 04:05:03.22

Just continue pushing the battle lines from the war. I bet those lines are basically still there ..

ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh) · 2018/01/21(日) 04:06:56.21

Since I defeated my mom, she is basically under my control .. she cleans the mess when I piss the ground.

ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh) · 2018/01/21(日) 04:09:18.50

She is from Southern China .. most likely some area we raped before.

**名無しさん＠英語勉強中** (USWW 0Hab-FFHb) · 2018/01/21(日) 04:10:55.29

>>600
Whoever are you anyway?

ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh) · 2018/01/21(日) 04:12:15.13

>>596

You'll be our slave some day. Unless of course you died.

**名無しさん＠英語勉強中** (USWW 0Hab-FFHb) · 2018/01/21(日) 04:13:52.68

>>609
Your fucking ugry multipost.
For what?

ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh) · 2018/01/21(日) 04:16:10.50

Chinese people usually don't have access to me directly so they try to find my signal however they can. After I sometimes say something to my mom, she talks to her relatives and basically spreads the influence.

She doesn't want me to give attention to any Chinese other than her, basically.

So whatever information she passes on in this game of broken telephone is what reaches the ears of China.

ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh) · 2018/01/21(日) 04:17:37.07

>>598

You seem to be out of Sync. Are you a Haafu?

ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh) · 2018/01/21(日) 04:20:55.65

And no, I don't approve of Haafu.

We Japanese are not even sexually compatible with the other people.

Haafu are mistakes.

ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh) · 2018/01/21(日) 04:22:25.12

Basically, I want to see relatively pure Japanese, not be diluted with bull shit.

ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh) · 2018/01/21(日) 04:23:43.58

I guess what I am saying is keep the Haafu out of Japan.

I want at least Japan to be somewhat pure.

ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh) · 2018/01/21(日) 04:28:23.24

When Japanese men impregnate non-Japanese, we are spreading Japanese influence.

However I am too pure, non-Japanese basically make my penis soft.

So I will not do this job with my own body.

But when Japanese women give birth to Haafu, that is a travesty because we are investing Japanese resources to raise diluted-blood garbage.

**名無しさん＠英語勉強中** (USWW 0Hab-FFHb) · 2018/01/21(日) 04:31:02.01

>>611
Satisfied?

2018/01/21(日) 04:33:02.58

I want to grab hot muscle dude’s bubble butts and enjoy it

ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh) · 2018/01/21(日) 04:37:12.03

>>605

There is no post 611 ..

ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh) · 2018/01/21(日) 04:38:44.80

>>606

I am sexually compatible with all Japanese, even Japanese Youkai.

**名無しさん＠英語勉強中** (USWW 0Hab-FFHb) · 2018/01/21(日) 04:41:38.65

>>622
Shot this geek right now.

ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh) · 2018/01/21(日) 04:56:40.50

>>609

Please get this Nigger out of here.

2018/01/21(日) 04:59:55.66

Let's just stop posting.

Alternatively, someone dox this ゆえ nerd.

ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh) · 2018/01/21(日) 05:08:54.44

>>611

Didn't I dox myself?

No harm comes to me no matter what I do, so whatever.

ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh) · 2018/01/21(日) 05:27:34.57

The local police here know me very well .. they are probably worried I can't protect myself so I bet they are always trying to prevent me from getting hurt, lol.

ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh) · 2018/01/21(日) 05:53:47.74

My mom is stronger than the Chinese leader .. she maintains posture and recovers optimism better and faster.

ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh) · 2018/01/21(日) 05:57:47.39

I saw the chinese leader break posture as he walked off the stage .. as if maybe he was faking the whole thing.

ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh) · 2018/01/21(日) 06:00:31.82

If only we could understand each other better ..

ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh) · 2018/01/21(日) 06:02:52.13

When I was in Japan, I remember hearing the duration of the Ma in Arigatou Gozaimasu was basically perfect. I haven't heard perfect Arigatou Gozaimasu in quite some time.

But it seems somehow I learned how do to a perfect Arigatou Gozaimasu ..

ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh) · 2018/01/21(日) 06:07:41.75

>>617

Now it's rare for me to need to say Gozaimasu ..

So instead I focus on the duration of the Jou in Daijoubu.

ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh) · 2018/01/21(日) 06:13:56.49

Fuck, a few minutes ago what I should have done was said Daijoubu. だいじょうぶ。

ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh) · 2018/01/21(日) 06:15:16.07

みあさん、だいじょうぶ。

ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh) · 2018/01/21(日) 06:23:45.87

I saw the article on NHK world and it made me so sad.

でも、だいじょうぶ、みなさん。

ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh) · 2018/01/21(日) 06:56:45.21

I take picture today.

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=1663058230423805&;l=8bcf30b46f

ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh) · 2018/01/21(日) 07:00:27.07

Basically the reason I throw insults is because I run into so many people pretending to be Japanese so unless you're very Japanese sometimes I just assume you're not Japanese.

2018/01/21(日) 07:30:40.05

I don't like the word: haafu.
It just mock the Japanese pronunciation.
It is very natural to be influenced by the first language and every Japanese words have vowels,
so I completely hate such mocking.

ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh) · 2018/01/21(日) 07:39:49.20

>>624

I just used it because I thought it was an easier way to understand which word I mean ..

Basically if I type Hiragana I have to switch back and forth between ABC-mode and Hiragana mode ..

sometimes I just use ABC mode ..

ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh) · 2018/01/21(日) 07:48:22.29

>>624

I don't mind when Japanese create words like ぱそこん from English words like computer .. so w/e

2018/01/21(日) 08:09:08.42

Yeah, I understand. I've reacted too much.
My favorite musician retired so I've got a little bit nervous from yesterday...

ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh) · 2018/01/21(日) 08:28:24.58

I am Japanese .. more Japanese than anybody.

This sounds rediculous but it is the simplest explanation .. and it makes me feel more relaxed.

ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh) · 2018/01/21(日) 08:32:02.53

It would explain why I can defeat other Japanese .. foreigners can never defeat a Japanese ..

and it explains the number 7.

ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh) · 2018/01/21(日) 08:34:25.20

I could go in depth here .. but I am instead going to watch some NHK World. I don't think I've ever seen my home country TV program with sub-title.

ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh) · 2018/01/21(日) 08:50:13.67

It's too sad ..

I will do something else I think.

ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh) · 2018/01/21(日) 08:59:31.02

I think the population decline of Japan is a problem.

When we are in the right state, the population should basically increase, and there should be enough creativity to support the life of the new people.

ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh) · 2018/01/21(日) 09:08:04.17

Where does new life come from?

The short answer is me. I am nothing. I have seen it in my eyes.

I do not wish to go into specifics about what happens when someone is born right now.

ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh) · 2018/01/21(日) 09:11:38.61

However, the reflection of nothing is everything ..

ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh) · 2018/01/21(日) 09:14:13.30

In the beginning there was nothing. 0 if you will.

After much reflection and effort, it was discovered that the state of nothing is 1 state.

Thus 1 was born.

Now 0 and 1 are 2 things. Thus 2 was born.

And so on ..

ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh) · 2018/01/21(日) 09:21:06.15

>>635

I had thought of this in 2011 basically .. and this is the first time it is shared basically.

ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh) · 2018/01/21(日) 09:38:17.20

So this is one way to look at why I always listen to this Japanese music.

Note: This is very super high quality Japanese music.

I am nothing, so I can't do anything. But my reflection, 1 (Japan), is my greatest accomplishment

When I hear the voice of 1 it allows for the stable existence of 2, 3, 4, 5 .. basically everything else.

ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh) · 2018/01/21(日) 09:44:33.43

Basically, the world is not stable unless 0 and 1 are together.

Without 0, 1 doesn't even exist really.

Without 1, 0 is back to square one, which was the state of nothing. And I am definitely never going back there, as I think I actually killed that possibility.

My ultimate backup was to return to the state of nothing, but I destroyed that backup and any way to create that backup again ..

ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh) · 2018/01/21(日) 09:52:47.66

So, how am I Japanese?

0 created 1 (this took unimaginable amounts of effort, which I will remind you)

So all Japanese are my children, basically.

My physical body is something, and the only body it makes sense for 0 to use is a Japanese body.

ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh) · 2018/01/21(日) 09:54:35.77

The easy way to approach is that whatever 0 says becomes law. I say I am Japanese, and that is the end of the story.

ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh) · 2018/01/21(日) 09:55:57.44

>>639

The only mind it makes sense for 0 to use is a Japanese mind.

Basically 0 needs to surround itself with 1, its greatest accomplishment.

ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh) · 2018/01/21(日) 09:58:56.76

So, 0 uses a Japanese thinking style, Japanese lifestyle, Japanese preferences, and obviously it would tolerate no Nationality but Japanese.

Simply because Japan is the manifestation of 1.

ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh) · 2018/01/21(日) 10:04:09.84

0 is safest and happiest when 1 is around, and 1's existence and overall healthiness is the best when 0 is around.

This seems to describe me and Japan perfectly.

2018/01/21(日) 10:15:39.38

>>643
Don't post so many.

2018/01/21(日) 10:25:26.77

>>644
Don't post that often.のほうが正しい。

2018/01/21(日) 10:28:29.11

>>639
You're posting for money.

ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh) · 2018/01/21(日) 10:37:59.08

>>646

No one is giving me money .. I have no money.

Let me continue ..

Basically 0 can summon 1 at any time by reflecting on itself.

However, I'd much rather just experience something Japanese.

Oh, and 0 is naturally more Japanese than anybody because it created the Japanese ..

--

--

No one is giving me any money. You can read my past posts. I just do whatever I want. No one ever thanks me or gives me anything as a reward, basically.

ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh) · 2018/01/21(日) 10:40:53.01

I am the reason the economy is suddenly doing so well. I am worth a lot of money.

But the only money I got really was asking my Chinese mom, which only resulted in $10.

ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh) · 2018/01/21(日) 10:42:58.15

Look at Goku from Dragon Ball.

Does he have money?

ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh) · 2018/01/21(日) 10:44:43.13

I am basically the main character from One Punch Man.

But I am stronger than him, do more work, and get less money.

ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh) · 2018/01/21(日) 10:48:26.76

If I get pissed enough I can cause the stock market to alternate between dropping to 1 dollar and rising to 99 dollar. And profit.

But that it's if I get pissed enough.

Right now I am happy enough seeing these ろり。

ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh) · 2018/01/21(日) 10:51:04.48

I'm basically Goku, but I can cast Kamehameha at a city if I get pissed.

ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh) · 2018/01/21(日) 10:54:57.26

>>646

I am going to cause you some pain because I don't want to hurt something innocent right now ..

ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh) · 2018/01/21(日) 10:59:18.22

>>646

You could die ..

ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh) · 2018/01/21(日) 11:02:51.65

>>646

Japanese are the most sensitive to my punishment.

But I'm no longer pissed, so you're free to go.

ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh) · 2018/01/21(日) 11:10:24.15

I cast KAMEHAMEHA at:

Beijing
Vietnam
Phillipines

ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh) · 2018/01/21(日) 11:13:09.60

Trust me, it's never a good idea to piss me off ..

**名無しさん＠英語勉強中** (USWW 0Hab-FFHb) · 2018/01/21(日) 11:15:19.12

>>669
Abracadabra

**名無しさん＠英語勉強中** (USWW 0Hab-FFHb) · 2018/01/21(日) 11:16:09.35

>>667
Eat shit die.

ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh) · 2018/01/21(日) 11:16:10.58

>>658

I almost told India to Nuke Pakistan dude ..

ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh) · 2018/01/21(日) 11:21:32.25

I've seen the damage done when I removed a Japanese person from Face book ..

So probably I should never remove someone Japanese from my FB.

ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh) · 2018/01/21(日) 11:25:39.95

When I get annoyed, the news sometimes change before I read them.

A few minutes ago I saw the news where basically a very rich and powerful person (Canadian) was just killed in my city, along with his wife.

ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh) · 2018/01/21(日) 11:32:44.05

Seems like it was quite the professional job ..

I'll never touch anything dangerous myself of course.

I'm too lazy to kill stuff even in video games now.

ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh) · 2018/01/21(日) 11:43:05.56

Oh, my story of how things started is missing an important piece.

I said at the beginning there was nothing.

Well actually before that there was complete chaos.

0 came and cleared all the chaos, resulting in nothing.

..

ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh) · 2018/01/21(日) 11:50:35.16

Basically, I am holding back the chaos. This is why the world is healthier now ..

ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh) · 2018/01/21(日) 11:54:19.44

I feel I can remove chaos from people by giving them my attention.

This is why you don't want to offend me.

The chaos is just beside me, basically. I can grab some of it and throw it at you, if you force me to.

2018/01/21(日) 12:46:35.81

>>649
"見る"はlook atだが、"(テレビを)観る"はwatchだ。辞書を引いてみろｗ

2018/01/21(日) 12:52:04.54

Seeは両方使えるよね

ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh) · 2018/01/21(日) 13:06:27.87

>>667

"look at .. "

can be similar to "for example, .."

See is more like something is visible to your eye's..

--

I seriously believe I have the best life right now.

I don't believe someone else has more fun than me.

That's enough for me, I don't need any specific object or even money, as long as I have fun, basically.

ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh) · 2018/01/21(日) 13:08:41.35

See is closest to みる
Watch is like ちゃんとみる
Look at is like みて

ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh) · 2018/01/21(日) 13:10:33.61

As you can see, I use basically Hiragana and kind of basic words ..

I really don't like to use complicated Japanese ..

2018/01/21(日) 13:10:45.58

Watch a porn video and then look at my dick. You see the difference?

ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh) · 2018/01/21(日) 13:23:47.66

>>671

ひらがなとやすいことばつかいます。

むずかしにほんごなんかやだ。

ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh) · 2018/01/21(日) 13:25:40.36

>>672

I haven't masturbated in about 30 hours ..

I think I am too lazy to masturbate.

This morning just when I was about to come my mom walked in ..

ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh) · 2018/01/21(日) 13:27:06.49

>>674

Basically it's not that easy for me to be in the mood, and usually it takes a lot of effort from me to find the right porn and watch the right videos in the right order.

I am incredibly hard to satisfy ..

Maybe I will try when I am horny ?

ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh) · 2018/01/21(日) 13:33:22.86

I think I may go to sleep now ..

In Japan I didn't sleep for 7 days and I was fine. I guess when I don't have enough Japan around me I get sleepy ?

ゆえ (CA 0H01-hYQh) · 2018/01/21(日) 13:36:04.43

Well it looked like the Internet service I basically chose more than a small amount of months ago is finally going to be used ..

I am going to be the computer/TV display NHK World Live video as I sleep ..

I think it is perhaps 3840x2160 resolution, as I saw that some where ..

2018/01/21(日) 13:50:17.78

ゆえ is girl?

2018/01/21(日) 13:52:16.46

>>676
I think I may go to sleep now ..
じゃない、
I think I would go to sleep now .
だ。ゆとりめｗ

2018/01/21(日) 14:56:51.58

Go to sleepなんて言わないし
普通はgo to bed

2018/01/21(日) 16:07:37.77

>>678
No, he is male. He already posted his Facebook and Twitter accounts in this thread.
ttps://www.facebook.com/yue123vgf
ttps://www.twitter.com/yue371

2018/01/21(日) 16:12:42.87

It's been a while since I last visited here, but what the fuck is going on now?
A psycho and a few posters who are not proficient in English?

2018/01/21(日) 16:19:36.25

>>682
Yeah, some namefag keeps shitting up the thread with his blogging. It’s disgusting.

2018/01/21(日) 16:48:42.70

>>681
Ah, a fucking leaf.

2018/01/21(日) 17:55:50.56

>>696
The chinese canadian multipost for a while.

2018/01/21(日) 18:01:54.28

>>695
Anyway what does he want to do here?

2018/01/21(日) 18:45:14.09

>>645
Don't pull my leg.
That's not important.

2018/01/21(日) 18:46:57.07

>>684
Get out!

2018/01/21(日) 18:54:19.19

>>687
Is Yue a girl?
疑問文は主語とbe動詞が反転する。あと不定冠詞もつけなくちゃ、疑問符も。

2018/01/21(日) 18:59:48.74

>>678
アンカーミスったｗ
あと、固有名詞は大文字で書き始めろよ。

2018/01/21(日) 19:00:55.19

ユエって中国語の意味だと月だよな

2018/01/21(日) 19:04:16.47

>>689
After posting this comment
I will make your posts invisible so you don't have to reply but
why don't you post in English?

You just can't?

2018/01/21(日) 19:08:57.19

>>692
hint;google translation app

2018/01/21(日) 19:13:09.56

>>690
thank you for teaching English practical skills. then I want to ask your gender.
Are you girl? if not,you should get out here!! (written by using Gogle translate.)

please correct this sentence by your hans...

2018/01/21(日) 19:21:10.84

>>694
I will get out of here.Good night.

2018/01/21(日) 19:35:52.75

>>674
Do you think your story is exelent enough to move others?

The answer is no.
Your story is lame.

2018/01/21(日) 19:38:11.67

>>691
チャイ語はスレ違いじゃｗ

2018/01/21(日) 19:42:51.22

>>697
What are you wanting?

2018/01/21(日) 20:02:25.05

>>695
Don't come back canadian.

2018/01/21(日) 20:20:15.32

Why is he writing in Japanese?

2018/01/21(日) 20:35:01.21

>>700
Maybe he's learner.