Chat in English (英語で雑談) part 205
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Hey!!! All you NEETs, nerds, YouTube link spammers, pedophiles, neo-Nazis,
Yukorin enthusiasts, Nanako SOS admirers, Part-Time-Preachers,
Diplomats' spoiled sons, losers who can't remember Kanji characters,
Big-boobs fans, Weeaboo from around the world, learners of Japanese
who are too lazy to update their Japanese blogs very often, cunning
linguists, stupid fan girls of Johnny's Boys, Touhou pirates, and
that electrical super-gay who suffers from mental disease - This is your thread!
Let's hope the Internet-addicted housewife will come back soon!
We all wish for permanent world peace! I looked in the mirror and I really look like a Samurai. Unless I said something no body would ever be able to tell I was not Japanese. Well, a cute samurai wearing japanese girl tights .. and a shaft in his ass. >>504
Get out!
You're not in the rule. >>503
You're freaked out. >>507
Goddamn Chinese these days .. クソ。 >>506
You'd better kill yourself. >>509
You do realize you're asking for a lot of punishment? I'm God, don't you know?
By the way, for the Japanese: It looks like Osaka-based Zenmarket is trying to compete with Tokyo-based Tenso .. >>508
Now you're クソ chinese. >>511
I'm not Chinese. Do you know how much suffering happens to people who offend me? You're about to find out, dear. The thing Chinese are most proud of is that they want the right to say they are the same nationality as me.
Basically nothing hurts them more when I say I'm not Chinese.
Oh and here's a tip: Chinese people are not capable of saying "I'm not Chinese" in a natural way. I just got the idea to say "I'm not a fucking Chinese" on my job profile. Where did I get this idea from? さああ。 When I say I'm not Chinese, the Chinese lose the only accomplishment they have: tricking me into being born there. It might have been a more interesting if pureblood Japanese gave birth to someone like me, the apparently perfect Japanese. An unusual Japanese.
Eh, I always have a knack of taking advantage of an unbalanced situation. Let's go all the way. Let's see if I can say the next sentence.
I am an unusual Japanese. It worked. I can't say "I am Japanese" but I can say "I am an unusual Japanese". Since we're here, why not try the next sentence.
My nationality is Japanese. Not bad.
I am an unusual Japanese. My nationality is still Japanese.
It would explain why for basically everything I always like the Japanese version the most. Simple explanation for simple facts. Let's try a bonus sentence.
I am the only perfect Japanese.
I can tell you right now that this is fine. Now, was I really born in China? What exactly happened at my birth?
I suspect one day we'll find out. This would explain why I always seek out Japan and have an unbreakable bond with Japan .. because I'm the fucking only perfect Japanese. Now this Japanese song I am always listening to, if I imagine someone from the same country as me is singing it, it sounds much better .. Fuck me, I wanna go home .. I'm unable to say I think anything else after "I'm the only perfect ... " than "Japanese". It would explain a shitton of things .. like why I learn hard-to-learn Japanese so easily. Today is January 19, 2018. Basically exactly 335 months after my birth. How about this sentence:
I'm the first Japanese. That's easier to say. ひとつめにほんじんです。 No wonder Japanese always try to treat me with incredible courtesy .. I'm the first Japanese. And I speak better British English than the mother of the Queen of England ..
I've seen Japanese speak other languages better than foreigners. This must be my personal version of that ability .. This is why that Japanese woman wrote the best stupid country writing I ever saw .. because we Japanese are far better than even natives at other languages. We Japanese. We the Japanese people. Our nation Japan. Our country Japan.
Writing this feels very natural. But I'll never let anybody forget I'm not just a regular Japanese, I'm the first Japanese. Which means, the Japanese other than me today are my descendants ..
So we're basically family .. I am Japanese.
にほんじんです、よ。 No wonder I have the ability to unite all the Japanese .. well this is unbelievable and anyone else would not be able to handle this information, perhaps. Luckily I'm Japanese. No wonder Japanese feel safe at all times when I'm around. No wonder. No wonder.
I was Japanese all along.. The remaining question is why was I taken to China .. When I get Home, we're fucking taking revenge. It will be the most hardcore revenge you ever saw. Let me redefine the meaning of the numbers:
0 - me
1 - Japan
2 - Japanese girl
3 - Japanese mother
4 - Death to enemies of Japan
5 - substitute for the word "me"
6 - perfect Japanese girl
7 - well, basically, me
8 - infinite Japanese power
9 - the biggest number, which is another way of referring to me Let me clarify:
8 - Infinite power of Japan, this power can only be used by Japanese. No wonder I have the ability to defeat other Japanese .. because i'm the first.. Good news, my fellow Japanese .. God exists, and he's Japanese. No wonder I find Japanese of all ages cute. They're all ろり to me, basically. Let me update the relative power distribution.
Me - 2
Other Japanese - 1
Everyone else - 0 >>549
Every japanese posters get togather for
getting this hddntai chinese out of here!!!!! >>512
You're offending.lol How's going? What's your favorite author?
I like Kathy Acker !!! >>492
this AA is what i want to paste lately
wwww >>552
What's the famouse nobel of her? My favorite author is probably the one who wrote the Haruhi Suzumiya books ..
My favorite non-Japanese author most likely JK Rowling, author of Harry Potter. >>554
Probably, "Empire of the Senseless" or Blood and Guts in High School. There is particular novel that sticks out in my mind ..
The Nomad, by Simon Hawks (Dark Sun series, Tribe of One subseries, Book 3)
This is basically American book.
In this world, people who want to become stronger become dragons. But that's the easy way to power.
The only person who can defeat the dragons is someone who becomes an Avangion. But avangions are much harder to become than a dragon .. >>557
I think this is, well, basically, Dungeon & Dragons book. In America it is called D&D, and it is very very well-known. I just realize one of my High School teachers was most likely Japanese. Well, I was able to guess the next word of his sentences the easiest.
Basically I was always in class saying out the next word of his sentences. No one thought it was annoying apparently, so no one said anything.
I guess that's how I got voted Most Likely to Cure Cancer in last year of high school, well for the yearbook.
He was Chemistry teacher. i plan to make oden this night.
but daikon radish is super expensive!!!!!! How did I hear about Facebook?
In Chemistry class, one of the girls once sent me an email to get "Face book".
At first I thought it was stupid name, but it's maybe somewhat something now.
This was basically when no one knew about Face book. >>560
What about Japanese Nappa ? Maybe just add lots of Nappa. >>562
A lot of fuck you to you. >>450
You're poor bad boy. >>560
So expensive in all place recently? If Daikon is expensibe, then why don't you take care of it by yourself? >>563
Now there's the kind of insult that makes me feel good .. ありがとう、つんでれさん Daikon is hard to grow.... >>567
I think he means just use something in place of the Daikon .. for example, I might have just used Nappa instead of Daikon..
For example, I use instant noodles to substitute for a real Japanese meal .. >>565
i think so.
a tiny Daikon was 298yen.
and hakusai and cabbage is 398yen. >>572
That's quite たかい。I've eaten full meals in Tokyo for less than that .. So LinkedIn banned me for saying I'm Japanese .. I think Chinese fuckers complained and gave LinkedIn $5 Billion Dollars to ban me.
I guess this is the day LinkedIn becomes a shithole .. >>571
So expensive.
Can't believe that. >>575
Almost as expensive as a Chinese wife charges her husband for sex.
Good thing I'm not Chinese. I'm Japanese. When I was in San Francisco, this Chinese woman was trying to attract men by using pictures of Japanese women.
Nothing pissed her off more than when I basically said I'm not Chinese.
She said, "even though I'm a prostitute, I still look down on you"
She's probably dead now. Good fucking riddance. >>567
yeah, that's what I wanted to mean. but maybe I should have said cultivate daikon or something
instead of it. >>578
Cultivate, grow, raise, farm, plant ..
It's not easy to find a better word than what you used. >>574
You're chinese.
lier. >>580
I'm not Chinese. I'm not Chinese. I'm Not Chinese.
I was never Chinese.
I was always Japanese.
See how good I fucked up your country? Basically, I think I made all the Chinese and China-allies fall into my trap. >>575
are you not a japanese?
if japanese, my case should be thought as relatevely cheep after seeing >>572 this tweet. >>581
Tell us about yourself more. >>583
My instinct tells me non-Japanese are not capable of saying the words "my only nationality is Chinese, and I am not a Chinese .. " in a natural way.
For example, if a Chinese says Japanese is one of their native languages, they will be sure to add Simplified Chinese as well.
>>584
Today my Chinese caretaker took me to a Chinese supermarket .. and there were Pakis and Chinese everywhere. The Cantonese were happy to see me probably because our country enslaved them in the past.
I was wearing my surgical mask, white with basically neko design.
I just threw shit into the basket while my mom was taking a piss. By the time she came out, we were done shopping.
And some people will spend too much time shopping and still buy just garbage. >>585
Fucking typo, but I guess it works. Basically there are certain sentences describing that person's own nationality that people are not able to say naturally.
Tell them to say "I am not Chinese." with a straight face.
Or, にほんじんですよ。People pretending to be Japanese are most likely not to type only just this sentence. They will add something stupid to the end of it. >>585
I said out loud, "looks like everybody here is almost dead."
The woman behind me was sexually excited. My Chinese caretaker, basically I call her "mom", she's the strongest Chinese of all. But I defeated her with help from another Japanese. >>588
I even managed to get her to give me $10, even after I told her "I am not Chinese. I am Japanese."
Not even Jesus can accomplish that. I want a hot muscle dude right now and fuck me hard like there is no tomorrow. We can probably overthrow Chinese government with a little help from the Cantonese ..
Basically, the parts of China we invaded still has our influence. Just continue pushing the battle lines from the war. I bet those lines are basically still there .. Since I defeated my mom, she is basically under my control .. she cleans the mess when I piss the ground. She is from Southern China .. most likely some area we raped before. >>600
Whoever are you anyway? >>596
You'll be our slave some day. Unless of course you died. >>609
Your fucking ugry multipost.
For what? Chinese people usually don't have access to me directly so they try to find my signal however they can. After I sometimes say something to my mom, she talks to her relatives and basically spreads the influence.
She doesn't want me to give attention to any Chinese other than her, basically.
So whatever information she passes on in this game of broken telephone is what reaches the ears of China. >>598
You seem to be out of Sync. Are you a Haafu? And no, I don't approve of Haafu.
We Japanese are not even sexually compatible with the other people.
Haafu are mistakes. Basically, I want to see relatively pure Japanese, not be diluted with bull shit. ■ このスレッドは過去ログ倉庫に格納されています
