I'm currently studying Chinese history so that I can tell Kinpei to stop fucking with Tibet and be the sensible 王道 leader of Asia.
One who knows his enemy and himself wins every battle. And so far I've learned these things.

1, 麺 means flour. It doesn't necessarily mean noodle.
2, Chinghis Khan was not Mongolian. He was Minamoto no Yoshitsune in disguise.
3, China invaded Korea. China must apologize and pay ODA to Korea every year.