The Americans says, "Stop it, Jap!"
Well, I sure am a Jap chap.
Speaking of chaps, Charlie Chaplin was a quintessential chap.
He didn't wear a cap because he was into his hat.
His tall hat looked great when accompanied with a cat.
A cat looks cute when meowing on a mat,
without being bothered by a bat,
who is often harrassed by a boy with a baseball bat.