Chat in English (英語で雑談) part 210
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Chat in English (英語で雑談) part 209
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Hey!!! All you NEETs, nerds, YouTube link spammers, pedophiles, neo-Nazis,
Yukorin enthusiasts, Nanako SOS admirers, Part-Time-Preachers,
Diplomats' spoiled sons, losers who can't remember Kanji characters,
Big-boobs fans, Weeaboo from around the world, learners of Japanese
who are too lazy to update their Japanese blogs very often, cunning
linguists, stupid fan girls of Johnny's Boys, Touhou pirates, and
that electrical super-gay who suffers from mental disease - This is your thread!
Let's hope the Internet-addicted housewife will come back soon!
We all wish for permanent world peace!
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QandA:http://lavender.5ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1511609018/ I’m going to visit Busan in Korea next week.
Could you tell me what you recommend ? >>716
Ah, I know Scream, And wathed it.
That is famous movie. >>733
Are you a japanese?
and boy or girl? >>722
Are you talking to 733？ Spring has come.It's a lil bit warm. Do you love TV drama "Homeland"? If I were a painter like banksy I would be a rich man. I wish I were a billionaire. If I had spoken latin I would be the man of church. If it were to be fine I would go out to play football. It's a bit chilly this morning. >>719
I love it here, gets pretty hot at times.
>>721
Oh you like horror movies too? >>732
Oh, really? It's sounds great!
Can you swim in a outdoor pool in Winter? >>733
No lol, it gets really cold here too.
You'll freeze. >>734
Oh, I get it... Wait, now I remember, I've been to Houston in 1980's.
Houston is in Texas, right? I went to Space Center in winter!
It was freezing cold days. I thought I was going to die.LOL >>735
Nice, haven't been to Houston in years. I have so much fucking rage. Vent your frustration here? >>732
I like horror movie. But I do not watch it recently because I can not look to television long time.
I have imagenation of stereotype of American, That is everyone likes horror movie. >>740
>I have imagenation of stereotype of American.
I don't know why that made me laugh, but it did.
I enjoy horror and if I knew you personally I would show you many movies. c: I only watched Skeet Ulrich. Finnish people with blond hair are Swedish vikings that colonized finnland
coast in the viking days. when finland became russian many swedish wanted
to turn finnish and afther 200 years because no one held the reckord books on
who was from orignial contry all swedish vikings looked like finnish. Because
they changed everthying and no of the past was left. PLZ KILL PEOPLE WHO
SAY FINS ARE BLOND AND BLUE EYED ON YOUTUBE THEY ARE FOR FUCK
SAKE MONGOLS, they are not even in the same languges group as germanic
(indian, not fucking russians are from white) . It is called intergrations, and
is what people with commen seances do. Sadly jews dont have commen
seances and they should blame them selfe for the holucast as there where
manty jews in the middelages with "commen sence" that intergrateed and
became 100% germans. like Karl Marx... oly he was half commen sence.
All the holucast is just pathetic. THe jews should have done like all the other
people, prussians and hungarians that came to germanic area, becam
germans. Same with those gypsys, all crazy people with no commen scene.
The holucast is a laugther on what it is about if you ask me. People who can
not intergrate bitach about it untule this very day.
Simply put it, holocaust = people who can not integrate to society, because being in mafia is better for the money Hey, posters of 2ch!
I just want to say that you are a
brown eyed race-mixed-rape-baby of
pure nigger-bas8que-potato-trash-kike-beaner-gook-whit8e nigger
brown-turd-useful-idiot low-iq race-mix-shit-af-Ape-Béni-oui-oui-Bluegum-
Boogie-Buck-Buffie-Burrhead/Burr-head/Burr-head-Colored--Coon-Crow-
Eggplant-Fuzzies-Gable-Golliwogg-Jigaboo-jiggabo-jijjiboo, zigabo, jig, jigg,
jiggy, jigga Jim Crow Jim Fish Jungle bunnyKaffir, kaffer, kaffir, kafir, kaffre
Macaca Mammy Mosshead Munt -Nig-nog-Nigger / nigra / nigga / niggah /
nigguh-Niglet / nigglet- sheeeit-nigger-king-and-shit-double-nigger-thug-
DINDUNUFFIN-Nigra / negra / niggra / nigrah / nigruh-Pickaninny-Porch
monkey-Powder burn-Quashie Sambo-Smoked Irish / smoked Irishman-
Sooty-Spade Spook-Tar baby-Teapot-Thicklips-Abo/Abbo-Boong / bong /
bung-Coon-Gin-LubraBrownie-Camel jockey-Sand nigger-Towelhead /
Raghead-mudslim-Celestial-Charlie-Chinaman-Chink-Jap-Oriental-Yellow,
Yellowman, or Yellowwoman-Nip -Spic, spick, spik, spig, or spigotty-
Brownie -Wetback GreaseballBeaner GreaserTacohead-ChockoDago-
Greaseball, Greaser-Kanake-MétèqueWog-American-Born Confused Desi,
or ABCD-Chee-chee-Paki -Curry Muncher-Hajji, Hadji, Haji -Malaun -
Brownie -Cracker-Mangia cake / cake Medigan / Amedigan -
ArkieOkiePeckerwood -Timber Nigger -Redskin -(Red) Indian -
Prairie Nigger -Injun -Brownie -ChugSquaw-Boonga / boong /
bunga / boonie-Brownie Hori-Merkin-Yankee and Yank-Seppo and
Septic-Yankee and Yank-Cracker RebelRebRedneckHillbilly-Trailer
Trash-Hick-Bumpkin, Country Bumpkin, and Hillbilly Bumpkin-Good
Ol' Boy-PeckerwoodLimey-Bog-trotter or Bog Irish- MickPaddyProdTaigSnoutDagoGinzoGoombahGreaseballGreaser-
GuidoGuineaWogWop-LeboWogBulgaroskopianMacedonist
Pseudomacedonian-Skopjan or Skopjian, Skopiana or
Skopianika-Russki, Russkie -Comrade, Commie -Canucks-Ah Tiong
Cheena-Chinaman-Ching chong-Chink-Chinky -Chonky -Ching chong-Slit
Eyes -Gugus -Goo-goos-Flip-BohunkKhokholSaloyed Ukr Ukrop -Mulatto -
Uncle Tom Oreo-Aunt Jemima / Aunt Jane / Aunt Mary / Aunt Sally / Aunt
Thomasina -Afro-Saxon -Ann -Wigger, Wegro -Rhineland Bastard -Mulatto
Zambo Lobos Mulatto Apple-American-Born Confused Desi, or
ABCD-BananaCoconut nigger.
furry-brony
chatolic-degenerated-protestant-heresy-heretic
100% pur not indo-european blooded and not part of western civilisation.
NONE CAUCASIAN SKULL OR EYE OR HAIR COLOR.
you mother back 3 generations was pure blooded, but was a hore and race
mixed with south european basq3ue nigger and created the thing
you call your body, a.k.a. a nigger. I fuck all your father, mother,son,daughter
,brother, sister,husband/wife. parent-father-siblings
Great-great grandfather, Great-great grandmother
Great grandfather, Great grandmother
Grandfather, Grandmother
Father, Mother
Son, Daughter
Grandson, Granddaughter
Great grandson, Great granddaughter
Great-great grandson, Great-great granddaughter
Descendents, grandparentsgrandfathergrandmothergrandchildrengrandsongranddaughter, great grandfather, great grandmother
uncleauntcousinnephewniecefather-in-lawmother-in-lawson-in-lawdaughter-in-lawbrother-in-lawsister-in-law
stepfatherstepmotherstepsonstepdaughterstepsisterstepbrotherhalf-brotherhalf-sister
Tosser Wanker Slag Cheese Eating Surrender Monkeys Lost the plot Daft Cow Arsehole Barmy Chav Dodgy Git Gormless Manky Minger Muppet Naff Nutter Pikey Pillock Plonker
Prat Scrubber Trollop Uphill Gardener Twit Knob Head Piss Off Bell End Lazy Sod Skiver Knob Wazzock Ninny Berk Airy-fairy Ankle-biters Arse-licker Arsemonger Chuffer Daft as a bush Dead from the neck up Gannet Gone to the dogs
Ligger Like a dog with two dick with Mad as a bag of ferrets
Maggot Mingebag Not batting on a full wicket
Plug-Ugly
Chav
John Thomas
Shut up, you'll never be the man your mother is.
You must have been born on a highway, because that's where most accidents happen.
You're a failed abortion whose birth certificate is an apology from the condom factory.
It looks like your face caught on fire and someone tried to put it out with a fork.
You're so ugly Hello Kitty said goodbye to you.
Your family tree is a cactus, because everybody on it is a prick.
You are so ugly that when your mama dropped you off at school she got a fine for littering.
If you were twice as smart, you'd still be stupid.
Do you have to leave so soon? I was just about to poison the tea.
Dumbass.
Don't get a mind reader, get a palm reader. I know you have a palm.
You are as useless as a white crayon!
Your so ugly when you popped out the doctor said aww what a treasure and your mom said yeah lets bury it
We all sprang from apes, but you didn't spring far enough.
I hear when you were a child your mother wanted to hire somebody to take care of you, but the mafia wanted too much.
Out of 100,000 sperm, you were the fastest?
I would ask how old you are, but I know you can't count that high.
If you really want to know about mistakes, you should ask your parents.
I could eat a bowl of alphabet soup and crap out a smarter comeback than what you just said.
When you were born, the police arrested your dad, the doctor slapped your mom, animal control euthanized your brother, and A&E made a documentary that saved your life.
Hey, you have something on your chin...3rd one down. You must be the arithmetic man; you add trouble,
subtract pleasure, divide attention, and multiply
ignorance. Your mamma so fat she has to wear 2
watches because she covers two time zones. You
swine. You vulgar little maggot. You worthless bag
of filth. As they say in Texas. I’ll bet you
couldn’t pour !@#$ out of a boot with instructions
on the heel. You are a canker. A sore that won’t
go away. I would rather kiss a lawyer than be seen
with you. You’re a putrescent mass, a walking
vomit. You are a spineless little worm deserving
nothing but the profoundest contempt. You are a
jerk, a cad, a weasel. Your life is a monument to
stupidity. You are a stench, a revulsion, a big
suck on a sour lemon. You are a bleating foal, a
curdled staggering mutant dwarf smeared richly
with the effluvia and offal accompanying your
alleged birth into this world. An insensate,
blinking calf, meaningful to nobody, abandoned by
the puke-drooling, giggling beasts who sired you
and then killed themselves in recognition of what
they had done. I will never get over the
embarrassment of belonging to the same species as
you. You are a monster, an ogre, a malformation. I
barf at the very thought of you. You have all the
appeal of a paper cut. Lepers avoid you. You are
vile, worthless, less than nothing. You are a
weed, a fungus, the dregs of this earth. And did I
mention you smell? Try to edit your responses of
unnecessary material before attempting to impress
us with your insight. The evidence that you are a
nincompoop will still be available to readers, but they will be able to access it more rapidly. You
snail-skulled little rabbit. Would that a hawk
pick you up, drive its beak into your brain, and
upon finding it rancid set you loose to fly
briefly before spattering the ocean rocks with the
frothy pink shame of your ignoble blood. May you
choke on the queasy, convulsing nausea of your own
trite, foolish beliefs. You are weary, stale, flat
and unprofitable. You are grimy, squalid, nasty
and profane. You are foul and disgusting. You’re a
fool, an ignoramus. Monkeys look down on you. Even
sheep won’t have sex with you. You are
unreservedly pathetic, starved for attention, and
lost in a land that reality forgot. And what
meaning do you expect your delusional
self-important statements of unknowing,
inexperienced opinion to have with us? What
fantasy do you hold that you would believe that
your tiny-fisted tantrums would have more weight
than that of a leprous desert rat, spinning
rabidly in a circle, waiting for the bite of the
snake? You are a waste of flesh. You have no
rhythm. You are ridiculous and obnoxious. You are
the moral[size] equivalent of a leech. You are a
living emptiness, a meaningless void. You are sour
and senile. You are a disease, you puerile one-handed slack-jawed drooling meat slapper. On a
good day you’re a half-wit. You remind me of
drool. You are deficient in all that lends
character. You have the personality of wallpaper.
You are dank and filthy. You are asinine and
benighted. You are the source of all
unpleasantness. You spread misery and sorrow
wherever you go. You smarmy lager lout git. You
bloody woofter sod. Bugger off, pillock. You
grotty wanking oink artless base-court apple-john.
You clouted boggish foot-licking twit. You dankish
clack-dish plonker. You gormless crook-pated
tosser. You churlish boil-brained clotpole ponce.
You cockered bum-bailey poofter. You craven
dewberry pisshead cockup pratting naff. You
gob-kissing gleeking flap-mouthed coxcomb. You
dread-bolted fobbing beef-witted clapper-clawed
flirt-gill. You are a fiend and a coward, and you
have bad breath. You are degenerate, noxious and
depraved. I feel debased just for knowing you
exist. I despise everything about you, and I wish
you would go away. I cannot believe how incredibly
stupid you are. I mean rock-hard stupid.
Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid. Stupid so stupid that
it goes way beyond the stupid we know into a whole
different dimension of stupid. You are
trans-stupid stupid. Meta-stupid. Stupid collapsed
on itself so far that even the neutrons have
collapsed. Stupid gotten so dense that no
intellect can escape. Singularity stupid. Blazing
hot mid-day sun on Mercury stupid. You emit more
stupid in one second than our entire galaxy emits in a year. Quasar stupid. Your writing has to be a
troll. Nothing in our universe can really be this
stupid. Perhaps this is some primordial fragment
from the original big bang of stupid. Some pure
essence of a stupid so uncontaminated by anything
else as to be beyond the laws of physics that we
know. I’m sorry. I can’t go on. This is an
epiphany of stupid for me. After this, you may not
hear from me again for a while. I don’t have
enough strength left to deride your ignorant
questions and half baked comments about
unimportant trivia, or any of the rest of this
drivel. Duh. The only thing worse than your logic
is your manners. I have snipped away most of what
you wrote, because, well... it didn’t really say
anything. Your attempt at constructing a creative
flame was pitiful. I mean, really, stringing
together a bunch of insults among a load of
babbling was hardly effective... Maybe later in
life, after you have learned to read, write,
spell, and count, you will have more success.
True, these are rudimentary skills that many of us
”normal” people take for granted that everyone has
an easy time of mastering. But we sometimes forget
that there are ”challenged” persons in this world
who find these things more difficult. If I had
known that this was your case then I would have
never read your post. It just wouldn’t have been ”right”. Sort of like parking in a handicap space.
I wish you the best of luck in the emotional, and
social struggles that seem to be placing such a
demand on you. P.S.: You are hypocritical, greedy,
violent, malevolent, vengeful, cowardly, deadly,
mendacious, meretricious, loathsome, despicable,
belligerent, opportunistic, barratrous,
contemptible, criminal, fascistic, bigoted,
racist, sexist, avaricious, tasteless, idiotic,
brain-damaged, imbecilic, insane, arrogant,
deceitful, demented, lame, self-righteous,
byzantine, conspiratorial, satanic, fraudulent,
libelous, bilious, splenetic, spastic, ignorant,
clueless, illegitimate, harmful, destructive,
dumb, evasive, double-talking, devious,
revisionist, narrow, manipulative, paternalistic,
fundamentalist, dogmatic, idolatrous, unethical,
cultic, diseased, suppressive, controlling,
restrictive, malignant, deceptive, dim, crazy,
weird, dystopic, stifling, uncaring, plantigrade,
grim, unsympathetic, jargon-spouting, censorious,
secretive, aggressive, mind-numbing, arassive,
poisonous, flagrant, self-destructive, abusive,
socially-retarded, puerile, clueless, and
generally NOT GOOD. You're so fat the only letters
of the alphabet you know are KFC. With a face like
yours, I wish I was blind. You're so fat you need cheat codes to play Wii Fit. Do you still love
nature....despite what it did to you? Why don't
you check up on eBay and see if they have a life
for sale. Is that your face? Or did your neck just
throw up? The only positive thing about you is
your HIV status. Here's 20 cents, call all your
friends and give me back the change. Your mom is
so stupid she tried to wake a sleeping bag. Yo
mama so fat wen she jumped in the ocean the whales
started singing We Are Family. Can I borrow your
face? My arse is on holiday. Your momma so fat,
when she went to a doctor, she stepped on a scale
and the doctor said "Hey, that's my phone number."
I wish cancer on you and all your family. Why
don't you slip into something more comfortable?
Like a coma. Marriage at a motel is more appealing
than the likes of you. What are you, anyways? You
look like a joint between a mutilated ape, and a
visible fart. The only thing that goes erect when
I'm near you is my middle finger. Two wrongs don't
make a right, take your parents as an example Stop
bullying fat people, they have enough on their
plate. Your asinine simian countenance alludes
that your fetid stench has annulled the anthropoid
ape species diversity. What a fucking long sentenses! I like long sentences so long as you long to make it desirable and valuable things
as for its longness. If I faked my death to escape my taxes in America could I get by as an illegal worker in Japan?
Also would any of you marry me so I can get citizenship under my new fake name?
A gay marriage is fine by me if it's legal over there - but NO funny business.
(6'1" 140lb White male) I'M KOREAN
SON OF A BITCH AMERICAN
AMERICAN IS PIG
DO YOU WANT A HAMBURGER?
DO YOU WANT A PIZZA?
AMERICAN IS PIG DISGUSTING
GEORGE WALKER BUSH IS A MURDERER
FUCKING U.S.A Is 755 native speaker English? I want to
know it. >>759
I thought Korean hate Japanese. >>741
I am tired because I was over run with bicycle.
So I do not want watch any movie now.
But Kubrick movie is another. >>763
Ouch, I hope you get better.
The Shining is my favorite Kubrick film. The Shining is good movie. I have that novel too. But reading status is incomplete. >>762
Do you live in Korea? >>790
I like clock work orange. >>758
There are lots of Japanese girls who
wants to marry with an American man.
They want Green card. clockwork orange is eccentric movie. gyorome! >>794
GC of U.S is not so attractive for them.
Can get nothing. >>770
Is that so？ You don't think living in the U.S is attractive do you. what's GC?
>>771
I want to know an attractive place for rather old women who I let take to there. >>772
I don't know attractive place. But you can
find someone at metropolis classified.
google it. (^-^) >>824
Green card I meant.
You wanker? >>825
Metropolis is famous magazine.
Tokyo notice board is also famous. >>823
Clearly unattractive.
No insurance,guns ,drugs. >>768
How are they going to get a GC if I faked my death?
*I* want the GC.
>>759
Americans like avocados and kale, not pizza and hamburgers.
And we HATE gluten. >>760
Yes, I am a native English speaker.
I did not write those posts myself though, I am copy-pasting from a different, English-speaking BBS.
The person who wrote them is also English speaking I think. >>777
Thank you for your answer.
>>778
I think you can get Japanese visa and
she can get GC as well. And someone
need fake relationship. >>776
Hawaii has strict gun control laws.
But no insurance.
My American teacher moved to the U.S. She said Japan is not beautiful. American food in Japan is not delicious. >>806
Agree with her idea.
But,Japan isn't awful country. If I could speak spansh I would go to Mexico. I wounder what you are talking about? If I gone to the states I would have a lot of Marijuana. Don't get me us.Japan isn't a gay country. What do you all think about the news of
the getting out of a member of 欅坂？
Does she have some importance to the society? No matter how long the time goes by,
it seems hard for me to say goodbye.
'Cause you are still the one in my youth. >>815
Who do you send such message to?
Maybe. . . Hi, guys!
Are you an English native speaker? If you so, please tell me.
Can you comprehend this English expression? (see below)
>This anime doesn't have the right to be even half as good as it is.
>But at best it has been brilliant. What do you guys think about reparations for ADOS? I am lying on the futon.
I am watching TV that contain Daigo. Daigo says I wish! >>796
His wife is very beautiful so I have jealousy to he. >>794
In Gandhara,Gandhara They say it was in India. Hello ALL! why do u stady English?
Im gonna go to US this summer for sightseen
so that why I stady English.
Im looking forword to traveling*^0^* >>804
Sounds great!
From Japan to US? How much does it cost? >>804
Wow! I'm so jealous!
which part of US are you going to go? >>804
When you meet a gay hoe there who you find rapable, that is your cue to pull out your litttle samurai sword to show some Japanese spirits.
And whenever you get a boner, never forget to shout "Hinomaru is arise!!!!" >>831
For getting my income well. >>833
What do make you so jerous? >>779
>>778 was not me.
My point was that I would not be an American citizen anymore if i faked my death, so she wouln't get a green card for marrying me.
It would make the entire marriage pointless. >>804
If you end up in Denver I'll be your personal tour guide.
I'm bored. Do you guys know the easiest way to end your life? I heard 練炭 suicide is easy-peasy. Is that true? >>876
> Do you guys know the easiest way to end your life? I heard 練炭 suicide is easy-peasy. Is that true?
Are you trying to have the action? >>865
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