Chat in English (英語で雑談) part 205
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Chat in English (英語で雑談) part 204
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Hey!!! All you NEETs, nerds, YouTube link spammers, pedophiles, neo-Nazis,
Yukorin enthusiasts, Nanako SOS admirers, Part-Time-Preachers,
Diplomats' spoiled sons, losers who can't remember Kanji characters,
Big-boobs fans, Weeaboo from around the world, learners of Japanese
who are too lazy to update their Japanese blogs very often, cunning
linguists, stupid fan girls of Johnny's Boys, Touhou pirates, and
that electrical super-gay who suffers from mental disease - This is your thread!
Let's hope the Internet-addicted housewife will come back soon!
We all wish for permanent world peace! >>283
I'm very late because I ran into trouble ..
but here's the best hentai I have right now. Its creator is Japanese.
https://drive.google.com/file/d/1Z9kmByD3tj1mnlz8tsQt1IB0Prcux2T7/view
Source : https://www.patreon.com/noname55/posts?tag=MEGA%20Links
Many people try to pretend to be me, but they are not even slightly successful at imitating me. No one can imitate me, not even a little bit. >>286
I don't know why I am saying this but
if you download that video and play it in VLC video player with Loop turned on and "Show video title at start" turned off, the animation loops beautifully forever .. or as long as you want.
(^-^)v;; >>287
It's possible to right-click the video in the link I gave and click "Loop".
However, it's also possible that the VLC media player (this is an open source project; a prime target for M&A (Merger and Acquisition) .. )
well I just used brackets () inside other brackets ..
anyway it's possible the download & media player approach may produce higher bitrate quality so the picture could be slightly more detailed ..
I think some people have a really hard time deciding if I'm a good or bad cute Japanese girl ..
((^-^)).v7o. I just read very important article about Trump. I think Washington Post is probably America's best news organization right now.
Article I just read: https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/inside-the-tense-profane-white-house-meeting-on-immigration/2018/01/15/13e79fa4-fa1e-11e7-8f66-2df0b94bb98a_story.html?utm_term=.1f21b12750be
Honestly I just saw some picture of Japanese girl and honestly I think even the cutest Japanese girl is far from being as cute as me .. lol.
Anyhow, I am going to tell the story of my name.
My grandfather (dad's dad) gave me the name 东岳. The Pinyin or Romanization is kind of like Dong Yue.
(to be continued .. ) I don't think anyone is better than sucking dick than me. But for me to pick you is very hard. I basically have no gender. However, it seems that others see me as a girl.
I notice that when I spend time with a Japanese girl, she becomes prettier very very quickly.
And when I spend time with a Japanese man, he become handsome very very quickly.
I noticed the Japanese were basically in Tip Top shape the last time I was in Japan in April 2015. It was unforgettable trip, really. Quite crazy but I want more.
Last time I was so busy I didn't even get to look at the amazing Cherry Blossoms when they were in the best state.
It was at night, and along some river in Tokyo, there were Cherry Blossoms. Someone had set up beam lights to project upwards beams of light towards the Cherry Blossoms.
There were constantly falling Cherry Blossom petals in the air .. it was a better scene than any movie or video game i ever saw.
But I was so busy helping Japan, I wasn't able to look at the Cherry Blossoms directly .. the only thing I remember is what I saw from my peripheral vision (not directly looking at something) ..
That really pisses me off sometimes. Well I managed to get my self to be not angry anymore. I swear no one else is capable of this job (be God), I am the only one who can do it. So I decided to do it in about 2011. Rain quickly thaw the snow lied thick on the ground.
Compacted snow is impossible to move but a little rain clear them so easily.
I hope there is no more snow this winter. Right now, when I get angry at Japan, I usually read Washington Post or play with my white pure American/British friends or watch white pure American/British content ..
When I get angry at Americans, I sometimes look for good Japanese porn/hentai. I think that video I posted a few posts ago can be used by me many many times .. However, it seems that usually white people piss me off less often than Japanese .. White people suck. Source: I'm a white people >>280
I ment the passport for free drink and topping. >>295
Don't spit around get away. >>295
Most of them suck.
But the good ones, are pretty damn good.
Right now I have 3 heavily screened and basically hand-picked relatively quite high tier American friends (Zach, Cody, last person's name I don't think I've asked him yet but his character has a particular name, SR_Nine.)
I'm not certain about Zach right now since he recently decided to pursue goals instead of a carefree life. So I'm keeping an eye on him.
They agree with my views in looking down at "shithole countries."
I have one good British friend, Matt.
We play Diablo 2 a lot, which is usually where I hang out with these friends. I play on USEast server, non-ladder.
I ran into someone the other day I thought was basically someone using a Japanese name, but she said she was a Japanese girl. She pissed me off so I left.
There's lots of low tier people who somehow have relatively pale skin, but the higher tier ones are relatively rare. I always have a knack for running into them some how ..
Trust me, these guys are fucking GOOD. I have many white friends, but no Japanese friends. Japanese people never respond to me as if they are too shy, and I get tired of that.
So this is the situation of Japan vs White People. Right now I don't like French, German, Russian, etc. I like the old fashioned good character British and American. I think some Canadian white people are finally waking up. I love white guys. They have big cocks. Yummy >>300
The white supremacists in England are very interesting. Especially those who tried to arrest the fucking Paki London Mayor.
I like white supremacist British/Americans who get rid of basically all the black people/muslims/pakis/arabs/vietnamese/philipino/chinese.
I believe that group in England may be called the Pendragons and some of them tried to arrest the Paki mayor by citing the Magna Carta, which I find makes sense personally. >>301
Fuck you trying to make me jealous ? I'm better at that game than fucking any one. My dream is suck 3 white cocks at the same time. Fucking China is trying to take over the EU one country by one country .. it's the fucking greatest threat to world peace right now .. So far the best source of anti-China news I know is China Uncensored (YouTube, website) ..
I read Nikkei Asian Review but they sometimes support China too much. I want more and better anti-China news. Come on guys .. even my white friends want me to have good relationship with Japan .. it's just that always something happen that make this relationship very not smooth .. Like come on .. I tried to use fucking Japanese Sleipnir browser for a long time .. do you even understand how much pain that browser caused me .. Did you see the new star wars? >>310
No, I have never seen any Star Wars .. >>310
The best Western movie I saw is probably Sucker Punch .. probably because of the part where the girl was holding a Katana .. lol To erase any Ambiguity .. the Sucker Punch movie I am referring to is the one from 2011 ..
Here's basically the main Western site for movie info .. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0978764/ That Nippon steel shaft I posted earlier [ >>267 ]
Well I have it between my butt but not inserted. It feels good in basically all my holes .. Well, I made a Japanese girl feel rejected after she responded not on time.
Probably, very few people have made her feel that way so I imagine it must have been a shock.
Don't worry, I'm just getting revenge. >>316
You have posted too much .
In this site that make all of you feel so bad in custom At this rate my only sex partner in life might be my mom .. LOL >>303
Where are you reply at? Recently no missile action from north korea.
So weird. Many people use applications to view this site, so if you write too much you will highly likely be filtered. >>323
This is my fault how?
>>322
このままで、きもちきもちわおかさんだけかも The story of my name, part 2. [ >>289 ]
That was a unique name. I was given a different surname than the rest of my family members. Even to this day, people in my family born after me don't use the same surname as me.
The name my family calls me at home is 大宝. In their language, this means Big Treasure.
My dad's younger brother's son was at one point given a fancier name than me, but that was a failure. So now sometimes people call him Dong Yu. It's like my name but instead of Eastern Mountain it means Eastern Small Mountain.
I have a hidden surname ..
(to be continued) Lightning continue !
Part 3.
One emperor of China gave my grandfather's family the surname 讷. This word sometimes means difficulty speaking.
The Pinyin for this word is Ne.
My grandfather is from Daur tribe in China. So to protect himself from Chairman Mao (father of CCP) we don't use this name.
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xx
So when we arrived in Canada, my name was flipped. I was called Dong どん by basically every body.
When I was small, one day I discovered that my name on my passport did not match my name in the school system; given name and surname were switched.
As for the pronounciation of this word "Yue" ..
I immediately recalled that there was a character from Cardcaptor Sakura anime named Yue. I saw the show with English voice on TV, and it was pronounced ゆえ.
So I didn't think anything and thought this was simply the correct way to pronounce it.
Well, that's most of the story. But my story will never end, I'll be back here making a post again .. lol .. So basically, if we use the weird ass name from the Emperor, my name would be
ね ゆえ
Saying this name reminds me of something a こども would say. ね、ゆえ、どうする？ね、ゆえ、だいじょうぷ。
In a critical moment I said だいじょうぷ instead of だいじょうぶ and it has stuck with me since .. originally it was a mistake but the Japanese girl who heard it thought it was funny .. I forgot to use the dakuten or the other one .. though today is my holiday ,it is raining.
so i decide to go to movies alone. >>328
Well my last post was not meant for you but it was expressing what i felt at the time. But it's coincidentally a possible response to your post ..
At least you are surrounded by Japanese people, I have basically no real life friends now except my mom.
If you take advantage of the benefits of going a lone, you can may be do some thing ..
(-.^) sometimes I wish I was white so people will like me more >>331
Come on man.
To be honest, in Critical Situation, it is not White People that are able to help me, It is Japan. When nobody can help me and I don't know what to do .. what do I do ? Sometimes I come here. But in these cases I think Only Japan can help me ..
Sure Japan sometimes gives me hard time but in the end I need Japan. I probably need Japan more than anything ..
It's my ultimate back up. Well, some how I found this app
https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=nice.talk_app
But what's the point .. even if I somehow manage to install it I doubt they will be able to speak English. Are we supposed to communicate by Emoji only ? Why are you speaking so much even if you are alone.
maybe you just かまってちゃん I suppose so. >>327
Your Japanese level is beyond my assumption. Japanese language is derived from Chinese so it may be easy for you to learn Japanese if you speak Chinese.
I initially intended to learn Chinese after mastering English. But English is difficult more than I've expected... >>336
Goddamn Korean.
>>337
I have unusual connection to Japan, I have said this already many times.
I have seen Chinese struggle to learn Japanese. Basically the only Chinaman I saw attempt to learn Japanese, well he was basically the worst in the class.
To be quite frank, Japanese are better at English and Chinese than White People and Chinese People. I have seen this. >>337
There are a lot of English speakers that give low quality advice when teaching English.
If you try to study from my English, I have a feeling you'll be fine.
Naturally, I speak the most standard accent English, Chinese, and Japanese ..
As for English (UK) vs English (US), I believe my use of English which is similar to both of them is the best. Manko is the most mysterious thing in this world. >>341
No.You're serious problem. >>336
He's maybe just trying to kick out his
building up stress. I guess you need another message board for your unlimited chatting desire.
So,why don't you take a look at the site?
http://jbbs.shitaraba.net/study/13024/ how’s life? is there anyone here who took the Center Exam? It's getting warm recently.
How's things are going? I heard over 70% of coast lines in Japan would be submerged in the near future due to
climate change. We should move to mountains. >>347
wait until this weekend. I want big fat white cocks! You fucking pieces of shit Japanese always piss me off. Tell me, do you like doing that or what ? I want a big white dick in my mouth right now I want to go to Japan and see my wife, Minase Inori. Yes I am probably reading your posts ..
I usually post here sometimes in the other thread ( https://lavender.5ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1515405861/l50 )
Because I have a feeling this thread was started by a Korean .. >>356
No, my wife Minase Inori is a seiyuu and singer who plays characters such as Chino, Rem, and Hestia. However, basically all Gaijin can't stand the pressure exerted by a Japanese girl ..
It's like facing a Legendary Pokemon. All your moves cost more energy than you have.
Me? I have no nationality and no specific gender. I don't have any plans because maybe it is the case that I am a plan .. I had a thought/idea .. maybe the reason I can't have any goals at all is because I am a goal. If the central stabilizing goal has goals, it fucks everything.
So I have no goals. >>361
no one asked your case. >>363
What are you, Chinese? They should really ban Chinese and Koreans from using Japanese proxy/vpn/internet. >>364
I think you are not human. maybe just stupid animal. >>348
the earth rather has gone into Little Ice Age >>364
who the fuck are you?
what do you come here for
just troll? >>361
Your story is all boring. >>366
You're streaching the truth. >>366
you're right. This year's snowfall in southern Japan was very unusual incident.
and the world coldest town in Russia has renewed its record--maybe minus50 or 55 degrees. Feeling ugly is messed up even if everybody else says "you're beautiful" or "beauty comes from the inside", you simply know that theyre full of shit >>373
anyway your heart is so ugly Now reading “Where angels fear to tread” by Forster.
What do you recommend for the next?
I'd like to enjoy British novels. The ultimate question....
Which is better... Chinese or Korean >>377
It depends.
Evreything has both good and bad aspects. >>378
Really? I think they have only bad aspects. >>379
You're poisoned with the Internet, man. >>377
You're ugry and so boring. >>380
Maybe you’re right. But when it comes to food, Chinese is so much better >>376
My favourite novel of all time is House of Leaves. I think it can be complicated for non-native speakers, maybe a translated version would work better. It has been compared to Murakami's work. ■ このスレッドは過去ログ倉庫に格納されています
