Chat in English (英語で雑談) part 227
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Hey!!! All you NEETs, nerds, YouTube link spammers, pedophiles, neo-Nazis,
Yukorin enthusiasts, Nanako SOS admirers, Part-Time-Preachers,
Diplomats' spoiled sons, losers who can't remember Kanji characters,
Big-boobs fans, Weeaboo from around the world, learners of Japanese
who are too lazy to update their Japanese blogs very often, cunning
linguists, stupid fan girls of Johnny's Boys, Touhou pirates, and
that electrical super-gay who suffers from mental disease - This is your thread!
Let's hope the Internet-addicted housewife will come back soon!
Janglish, poor english is ok.
We all wish for permanent world peace!
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Chat in English (英語で雑談) part 226
https://lavender.5ch.net/test/read.cgi/english/1704334334 >>59
Life is crazy.
Some weirdo met you and got interested in your private life and set up 盗聴器. You know you can buy those items online easily. It’s amazing I’ve been fasting for 2 days but still I poop. But the amount of poop has definitely decreased. >>60
Is ChatGPT-4 available for free >>62
I know.
Though I dusted off my IC-R6 the wide-band receiver and scanned around, there were no signals that were often used by wiretaps. >>65
Maybe there is a spy camera which you can easily buy on Amazon. Be careful. Some people are crazy.
Actually I have one for self-defence purposes like recording harassment at work. >>66
Do you have schizophrenia? My English skills have reached a plateau, and I’m struggling to make further progress >>67
No. I tend to worry a lot. Slovakian prime minister was shot
and he is in life-threatening condition oh my gosh When did you go to Slovakia, Yamagami? It’s a trend that the country’s leader is shot? Today’s weight is 82.4kg. Shame I couldn’t reach 82.0kg, but it’s ok. I think I learnt how to lose weight quickly. Fasting for 3 days but I still pooped today. Human body’s is a mystery..
As I said this before, I am a pooping machine.. It is because poop is made up of water, food, the dead of germs, and the cells of the bowel. I’m on my way to my beloved Yokohama. Aww! >>75
Are you a scientist or something? I didn’t know that.
So I keep pooping even if I fast. Omg. So scary.. Fuck. The train was delayed because someone was on lane or something. I ended up taking bullet train instead of 鈍行. Fuck. >>79
Thanks!
I was at the Odawara station 30 minutes ago. Damn! So many gaijins!! Treating myself at Saizeriya in Yokohama. Omg. I just spent over 2000 yen at Saizeriya lol I'm seriously out of stock of donguri.
How could I help myself? Going to gym now! The early bird gets the worm or something they often say right? Tons of kids everywhere!!! Is it true that kids are decreasing in Japan? I don't fucking think so! I wanna throw stones at them. I always feel sluggish and have neck pain all the time
I always sit down and am looking at the screens all day long
I'm afraid my sedentary lifestyle might increase the risk of diabetes I have bought new pushup bars and an ab roller. Though I have similar things, I'm happy to get new ones. Both of which are made by Adidas. >>89
Be careful about the ab roller if you have back problem. That thing made my ヘルニア worse and couldn’t walk for weeks. I bought new google pixel 8a at 実質24600. It’s good for the price! Yay! >>90
I'm OK because I'm used to doing it and have no back problems.
When I can go forward 20 more centimeters, I will be able to do perfect 立ちコロ. I just remembered something about vibrato.
In Asayan, when the members of Morning Musume。recorded "Seeds of Love" before their debut,
Tetsutaro Sakurai, who wrote the song, was teaching the members how to sing it as a recording producer.
He told Abe not to use vibrato.
I didn't understand what he meant.
Because Nacchi has no skill to sing with vibrato at all. >>92
Your body fat is low or something so that you can show off your abs?
I work out at gym but never do abs work out since I have a lot of fat on my stomach so you can’t see abs lol >>93
Are you in your 40s or something because it seems like you know first-generation モー娘。 I love cats. Being surrounded by adorable cats, I wanna sit on my sofa and relax with a cup of coffee. I am cat. I don't have a name yet. Cats are so stinky and make a lot of fur problems in house. No good. >>94
No, not at all. I have a lot of internal fat on my belly. But somehow, fat on the body surface is a little.
Probably, it is because of beer. >>98
Reconcile with the cat. >>100
That sounds like one of the Christian placard saying ネコと和解せよ or something..
Cats are cute only on the internet like YouTube and TikTok. A couple of years ago, I lost 13 lbs in 3 months.
My face couldn’t keep up with the change, and all of the muscles and parts got drooped like a rotten durian.
Be careful when you lose a lot in a short term if you are over 40… >>102
Thanks for the info! I’ll be careful!
I lost weight a lot in such a short period. I lost a lot of ass fat so that I can’t sit comfortably now. Maybe I should work out to gain ass muscle lol >>103
I've heard that people often find how hard chairs are after they lose weight.
You'll also notice the chilliness of an air-conditioned room in the summer.
Fats are such great protection. >>104
You can save the electricity bill by losing weight, then lol
I need to squat to get a bubble ass! I recommend bulgarian squat for the hip. >>106
Bulgarian squat is so tiring… It is effective to do wide squats, side squats, or side lunges, too. Why do some guys in this thread keep writing certain words in Japanese?
It seem like they are incapable of expressing such words in English.
UTTERLY PATHETIC. I block the IDs and nicknames of users that use Japanese characters. >>108
Thanks! I’ll do that! Aww I want a bubble ass to kill my スラックス! 
